The Apple i

Submitted by: Freelop 8 years ago Funny
/media/70492_TheApplei.flv
It"s Apple so you must buy it.
There are 43 comments:
Female 254
:/
0
Reply
Male 2,576
fghtffyrdmns : What does it do?
It`s a commentary on how fanboyish fanshion close minded Apple retards are.

Spot on.

0
Reply
Male 165
It might if the envelope has a tumor...
0
Reply
Female 1,398
But does it fit into a manilla envelope?
0
Reply
Male 318
best apple yet!
i should make some thing for apple i got it

idk if i did the image thing right

0
Reply
Male 121
It`s wonderful!
It`s amazing!
It`ll change my outlook on life!

...What is it?

Well, I will admit that it did pretty much cover almost all the bases there are to make fun of. They even got it down to the intangible commercials. It still wasn`t funny for me though.

And I can`t believe they forgot to incorporate Apple`s as-small-as-the-damn-thing-can-get obsession.

0
Reply
Female 1,071
Yeah... that was... kinda lame
0
Reply
Male 453
OMG, this is Incredibly true... Give a mactard something shiny and theyl suck it up, doesnt matter that it cost $4000 and barely runs Pshop, its shiiny.
0
Reply
Female 2,289
Wtf does it do?
0
Reply
Male 554
I F UCKING HATE COLLEGEHUMOUR, IT IS SOOOOO F UCKINGSCHIT!! THEY`VE NEVER HAD ONE SINGLE FUNNY THING! AND THIS, THIS POOR PARODY OF STEVE JOBS, SO UNCHARACTERISTIC OF HIS PRESENTATIONS, F UCK OFF!
0
Reply
Male 194
did anyone notice that the 1 inch things is physically impossible.
0
Reply
Female 111
that was a waste of time. not funny.
0
Reply
Male 234
Must have air holesssss!!!!!
"oh what`s that. well it a nub"
0
Reply
Female 1,589
lmfao at the random John Meyer at the end. XD
0
Reply
Male 227
idk...apple does seem like a crappy product

their commercial is either that one guy who is supposed to be a PC user making an ass out of himself while the apple guy just sits there puzzled about why PC user guy sucks so bad

or its and ipod commercial with some lame ass indie music playing

they don`t really go into depth, they just kinda say if u use a PC u suck

but look...it fits in a manila envelope!!!

0
Reply
Male 3,296
deadon
0
Reply
Female 1,287
haha...it was okay. i thought it was real at first...until he introduces john mayer...then i knew it was a joke.
0
Reply
Female 132
i love it when he`s like, "and we really like this because the back is GLOSSY!"
0
Reply
Male 381
The 90`s don`t matter, lol. To bad that was the only funny bit
0
Reply
Male 210
yet another apple product that doesn`t do sh*t
0
Reply
Male 108
why does` everyone hate this
it`s just poking fun at apples marketing strategys
0
Reply
Female 90
That was Incredibly boring. And that bald guy scared me. And the guy rubbing his bottom in the "commercial" Me no Likey. 1 Star!!!!!!!!!
0
Reply
Male 122
exactly. it doesn`t matter what it does. as long as it`s pretty, expensive, and apple, people will buy it.
0
Reply
Female 209
*AHEM* Wtf does it do??
0
Reply
Male 369
iFail
0
Reply
Male 221
Epic fail
0
Reply
Male 1,540
Orange Juice, Toast, Scrambled Eggs.
Mmmm...
0
Reply
Male 1,354
Um. What? Maybe they should try doing something funny that I might pay attention to
0
Reply
Male 10,440
haha! that was awesome. A totally accurate representation of apple and macs etc.
0
Reply
Male 486
lame applei
0
Reply
Male 2,551
Sorry for the double post.
Either that or they put akappy inside it, and probably buddy. S`why they`ve not been posting. D:<
0
Reply
Male 2,551
I wonder how apples iRan did...
Otpil - That was the joke. Or one of them.

I bet they put the iRack inside it. :D

0
Reply
Male 614
Go! Pikachu!!
0
Reply
Female 164
You`re putting too much stuff onto the iRack!

And I`m not sure whether it was just poor math at a poor attempt at humour, but you can`t have all of the airholes be an inch apart and then have the diagonal be an inch. Either way, it failed.

0
Reply
Male 60
I want the iRack more!! ^-^
0
Reply
Male 1,263
So many big words....
must...buy.......
0
Reply
Male 46
What does it even do?
0
Reply
Male 446
An equilateral triangle is everything I ever wanted that my iPhone doesn`t have$$$$
0
Reply
Male 96
meh. pretty spot on for those apple releases, but not all that funny
0
Reply
Male 109
"it`ll make you breakfast!"
0
Reply
Male 83
damn collegehumor is hit or miss these days. this is a miss
0
Reply
Male 260
Gay
0
Reply
Male 442
Link: The Apple i [Rate Link] - It`s Apple so you must buy it.
0
Reply