Teenage Ninja Girl Robs Convenience Store

Submitted by: lovers007 9 years ago in
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Of course she gets caught, but you"ll never guess who called the cops. If this how you would have got caught?
There are 59 comments:
Female 49
kool way to rob a store... Way to ruin the fun dad.
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Male 1,029
Also: this is not an article, WTF with the article icon?
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Male 1,029
JAMES RILEY HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN A MAN - as seen in previous photo.
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Male 506
hawt
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Male 107
Pirates better trhan ninjas??? Crazy Talk!!!

Pirates only become pirates because they failed out of ninja school. They are the traffic cops to the ninjas FBI.

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Female 82
haha idiots!
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Male 124
and also
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Male 124
Pirates have guns. A bullet will travel faster than any throwing stars. Also, cannons cause more widespread destruction than anything a ninja can carry. Also consider the uniform - on a cold day, a ninja is in just a lycra suit for invisibility purposes and may become ill from the cold. A pirate wears whatever he wants, lots of layering, so stays at optimum temperature. On a hot day, a ninja is wearing black, so may overheat and pass out from exhaustion - no matter how well trained, there is only so much the human body can take. A passed-out ninja is no longer quite so stealthy and invisible. A pirate, again, may wear what he likes, and just goes shirtless, and may wear a large hat to prevent sunstroke. Win.
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Female 1,172
Good for him.
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Male 7,933
they aren`t real ninjas.
These are

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Female 299
woah, i live in pittsburgh and i didnt hear about this..

=P

o well.

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Female 744
Scurvy is for real men.
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Male 9,306
I`m so going to regret ripping this can open:

AT LEAST NINJA BRUSH THEIR TEETH!

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Male 528
I will now win the argument for pirates! Pirates caught robbing a convenient store-0
Ninjas-1
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Male 1,455
If you`re going to dress up and rob a store...

Just wait till the owner pulls a gun, dumbass.

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Male 24
That`s not ninja style. If they were really ninjas there would be no trace that they were ever their besides a sew hundred bucks gone and a scratch on the counter, maybe.
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Male 668
James Riley looked like a chick in the mug shot.
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Female 360
Free beer no jutsu! XD Way to much Naruto if ya ask me.
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Male 1,361
"Whens the last time you saw a ninja with wenches"

Whens the last time you plainly saw a ninja, this video DEFINATELY dosent count,

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Female 486
That boy that was with them looked a lot like a girl in his picture...not when they showed him later, though.
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Male 1,361
"Whens the last time you saw a ninja with wenches"

Whens the last time you plainly saw a ninja, this video DEFINATELY dosent count,

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Male 897
Bless the stupid people and their crazy ideas! I can`t imagine what I would use to curb my boredom if it weren`t for all these mental defects. Now let`s see the robber that couldn`t figure out how to escape the store but never tried to Pull the door.

LMAO! Moron!

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Female 177
NINNJAAZ!
However, Id make an exception in the shape of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. Yumz :]
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Female 837
Duh, Dainty. Only stupid people were able to sail the seas for months and years at a time pillaging other vessels without getting caught.

All of the intelligent ones got caught right away and were conditioned into ninjas. *rolls eyes*

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Female 993
Clearly the pirates are winning in this forum.
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Male 1,623
Ninjas are sneaky.
Pirates are kinda ignorant.
Sneakiness > ignorance
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Female 496
Also, we all saw this ninja quite clearly. So that argument`s rather void in this forum. xD
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Female 837
I know, I just like being difficult. I really don`t care either way.

I only like pirates better because they`re hotter. :)

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Female 837
Bahaha. I love the picture Fayth posted.

Buuuut.

Leesah made a good point. So... You wouldn`t see a ninja with wenches, because you shouldn`t be able to see them period!

And David Bowie > all.

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Female 1,566
She wasn`t a ninja. I could clearly see her the whole time. A ninja would have been moving too fast to be seen. ):

A group of pirates could massacre a group of ninjas.

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Male 1,584
also ninjas would destroy pirates anyday.
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Male 1,584
my parents would do the same thing, only i`m not stupid enough to try to rob a place so i wouldn`t need to worry.
also what kind or retarded dumbass steals lottery tickets? you know when you go to claim those they have to scan them, and its gonna say they weren`t payed for, dumb bitch.
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Male 2,551
Pirates and ninjas both agree;
Cowboys suck.
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Male 39
The whole time I just wanted the headline to say teenage mutant ninja... LOL word assosciation I guess.
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Male 9,306
How dishonorable. And being caught too.

That demands Seppuku.

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Male 486
daym right fayth
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Male 5,970
ahahha nice one Fayth
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Male 10,440
^ right on.
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Female 496
Also:

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Male 10,440
I was hoping I`d see something sexy. But no.

And yes, pirates are better than ninjas not to mention more awesome.

And yes, if I was the dad I`d have done that too. Robbing a convenience store without even taking out the cameras? Hah. you deserve it.

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Female 496
I`d take a pirate over a ninja any day. Ninjas need to learn how to be real men. xD

In regards to the video: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pwnt

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Male 528
Pirates would have been on their gettaway ship by now counting thier dabloons. Thats why thier better than ninjas.
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Male 84
They were after money for drugs.....I work at a gas station just up the road from that one
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Male 3,369
Oh god Dainty, you`ve started it now...hordes of angry ninja lovers will come and eat your brain.

"Still, you have to admit that a Ninja-Pirate would be the coolest thing EVAR."

No no no!

A Ninja-Pirate with a lightsaber and a pet T-Rex is the coolest thing ever!

Or David Bowie..take your pick!

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Male 136
And how does this prove that pirates are better than ninjas? Because a girl dressed as a pirate would have surly gotten caught just the same, if not easier.
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Male 695
``If this how you would have got caught?``

Grammar phail.

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Female 156
Oh god Dainty, you`ve started it now...hordes of angry ninja lovers will come and eat your brain.

"Still, you have to admit that a Ninja-Pirate would be the coolest thing EVAR."

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Male 528
Cause they AHRRRRRRRRR!
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Male 528
Speaking of pirates.. Anyone know why pirates are pirates?
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Male 3,301
A ninja? If I was the shopkeeper I would have been laughing throughout the whole robbery.
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Female 237
Hah! She failed. Good stuff right there
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Male 1,674
ahh, you know they were just looking for the Thorn of Oblivion. Probably thought the shopkeeper had it.
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Male 1,148
so wearing ninja clothes make you one? XD
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Female 263
rofll.
there`s a ninja bandit here, actually.
hes never been caught.
he robs rich houses all ninja like.
he`s my hero.
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Male 2,160
lulz...proof that pirates are better than ninjas =P
and bootcamp for the other 2 involved...thats gonna blow
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Female 1,412
Ohhh I thought it would be her mam :D
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Female 1,412
Who called the cops? I thought it would be a news article so I couldnt be arsed watching it :P
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Female 200
I think what the dad was trying to say was "I`m sick of her and her crazy ninja outfits and have been trying to figure out a way to get her out."
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Male 1,383
Hahaha! Hilarious :P
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