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Date: 04/21/08 08:28 AM

59 Responses to Teenage Ninja Girl Robs Convenience Store

  1. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 8:32 am
    Hahaha! Hilarious :P
  2. Profile photo of crashgirl88
    crashgirl88 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 8:38 am
    I think what the dad was trying to say was "I`m sick of her and her crazy ninja outfits and have been trying to figure out a way to get her out."
  3. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    April 21, 2008 at 8:38 am
    Who called the cops? I thought it would be a news article so I couldnt be arsed watching it :P
  4. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 8:38 am
    Ohhh I thought it would be her mam :D
  5. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 8:40 am
    lulz...proof that pirates are better than ninjas =P
    and bootcamp for the other 2 involved...thats gonna blow
  6. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 8:43 am
    rofll.
    there`s a ninja bandit here, actually.
    hes never been caught.
    he robs rich houses all ninja like.
    he`s my hero.
  7. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 8:43 am
    so wearing ninja clothes make you one? XD
  8. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2008 at 8:44 am
    ahh, you know they were just looking for the Thorn of Oblivion. Probably thought the shopkeeper had it.
  9. Profile photo of MaruDashi
    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    237 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 8:54 am
    Hah! She failed. Good stuff right there
  10. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:00 am
    A ninja? If I was the shopkeeper I would have been laughing throughout the whole robbery.
  11. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Speaking of pirates.. Anyone know why pirates are pirates?
  12. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Cause they AHRRRRRRRRR!
  13. Profile photo of silverfyre
    silverfyre Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Oh god Dainty, you`ve started it now...hordes of angry ninja lovers will come and eat your brain.

    "Still, you have to admit that a Ninja-Pirate would be the coolest thing EVAR."

  14. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:14 am
    ``If this how you would have got caught?``

    Grammar phail.

  15. Profile photo of moquanman
    moquanman Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:14 am
    And how does this prove that pirates are better than ninjas? Because a girl dressed as a pirate would have surly gotten caught just the same, if not easier.
  16. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
    Oh god Dainty, you`ve started it now...hordes of angry ninja lovers will come and eat your brain.

    "Still, you have to admit that a Ninja-Pirate would be the coolest thing EVAR."

    No no no!

    A Ninja-Pirate with a lightsaber and a pet T-Rex is the coolest thing ever!

    Or David Bowie..take your pick!

  17. Profile photo of iamthehair
    iamthehair Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
    They were after money for drugs.....I work at a gas station just up the road from that one
  18. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:25 am
    Pirates would have been on their gettaway ship by now counting thier dabloons. Thats why thier better than ninjas.
  19. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:35 am
    I`d take a pirate over a ninja any day. Ninjas need to learn how to be real men. xD

    In regards to the video: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pwnt

  20. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:36 am
    I was hoping I`d see something sexy. But no.

    And yes, pirates are better than ninjas not to mention more awesome.

    And yes, if I was the dad I`d have done that too. Robbing a convenience store without even taking out the cameras? Hah. you deserve it.

  21. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Also:

  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:57 am
    ^ right on.
  23. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:58 am
    ahahha nice one Fayth
  24. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
    daym right fayth
  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 10:14 am
    How dishonorable. And being caught too.

    That demands Seppuku.

  26. Profile photo of Hubert
    Hubert Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 10:25 am
    The whole time I just wanted the headline to say teenage mutant ninja... LOL word assosciation I guess.
  27. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 10:26 am
    Pirates and ninjas both agree;
    Cowboys suck.
  28. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 10:27 am
    my parents would do the same thing, only i`m not stupid enough to try to rob a place so i wouldn`t need to worry.
    also what kind or retarded dumbass steals lottery tickets? you know when you go to claim those they have to scan them, and its gonna say they weren`t payed for, dumb bitch.
  29. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 10:27 am
    also ninjas would destroy pirates anyday.
  30. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 10:32 am
    She wasn`t a ninja. I could clearly see her the whole time. A ninja would have been moving too fast to be seen. ):

    A group of pirates could massacre a group of ninjas.

  31. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 10:36 am
    Bahaha. I love the picture Fayth posted.

    Buuuut.

    Leesah made a good point. So... You wouldn`t see a ninja with wenches, because you shouldn`t be able to see them period!

    And David Bowie > all.

  32. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 10:53 am
    I know, I just like being difficult. I really don`t care either way.

    I only like pirates better because they`re hotter. :)

  33. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 11:01 am
    Also, we all saw this ninja quite clearly. So that argument`s rather void in this forum. xD
  34. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Ninjas are sneaky.
    Pirates are kinda ignorant.
    Sneakiness > ignorance
  35. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 11:17 am
    Clearly the pirates are winning in this forum.
  36. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Duh, Dainty. Only stupid people were able to sail the seas for months and years at a time pillaging other vessels without getting caught.

    All of the intelligent ones got caught right away and were conditioned into ninjas. *rolls eyes*

  37. Profile photo of Bekka-Babe
    Bekka-Babe Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    NINNJAAZ!
    However, Id make an exception in the shape of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. Yumz :]
  38. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Bless the stupid people and their crazy ideas! I can`t imagine what I would use to curb my boredom if it weren`t for all these mental defects. Now let`s see the robber that couldn`t figure out how to escape the store but never tried to Pull the door.

    LMAO! Moron!

  39. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    "Whens the last time you saw a ninja with wenches"

    Whens the last time you plainly saw a ninja, this video DEFINATELY dosent count,

  40. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    That boy that was with them looked a lot like a girl in his picture...not when they showed him later, though.
  41. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    "Whens the last time you saw a ninja with wenches"

    Whens the last time you plainly saw a ninja, this video DEFINATELY dosent count,

  42. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    Free beer no jutsu! XD Way to much Naruto if ya ask me.
  43. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    James Riley looked like a chick in the mug shot.
  44. Profile photo of nitefang
    nitefang Male 13-17
    24 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    That`s not ninja style. If they were really ninjas there would be no trace that they were ever their besides a sew hundred bucks gone and a scratch on the counter, maybe.
  45. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    If you`re going to dress up and rob a store...

    Just wait till the owner pulls a gun, dumbass.

  46. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    I will now win the argument for pirates! Pirates caught robbing a convenient store-0
    Ninjas-1
  47. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    I`m so going to regret ripping this can open:

    AT LEAST NINJA BRUSH THEIR TEETH!

  48. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    Scurvy is for real men.
  49. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    woah, i live in pittsburgh and i didnt hear about this..

    =P

    o well.

  50. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    they aren`t real ninjas.
    These are

  51. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    Good for him.
  52. Profile photo of KING_DANZ
    KING_DANZ Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:51 am
    Pirates have guns. A bullet will travel faster than any throwing stars. Also, cannons cause more widespread destruction than anything a ninja can carry. Also consider the uniform - on a cold day, a ninja is in just a lycra suit for invisibility purposes and may become ill from the cold. A pirate wears whatever he wants, lots of layering, so stays at optimum temperature. On a hot day, a ninja is wearing black, so may overheat and pass out from exhaustion - no matter how well trained, there is only so much the human body can take. A passed-out ninja is no longer quite so stealthy and invisible. A pirate, again, may wear what he likes, and just goes shirtless, and may wear a large hat to prevent sunstroke. Win.
  53. Profile photo of KING_DANZ
    KING_DANZ Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:58 am
    and also
  54. Profile photo of Smudge09
    Smudge09 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 4:10 am
    haha idiots!
  55. Profile photo of tathagata76
    tathagata76 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Pirates better trhan ninjas??? Crazy Talk!!!

    Pirates only become pirates because they failed out of ninja school. They are the traffic cops to the ninjas FBI.

  56. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    hawt
  57. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    JAMES RILEY HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN A MAN - as seen in previous photo.
  58. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    Also: this is not an article, WTF with the article icon?
  59. Profile photo of TimiRoxx
    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    kool way to rob a store... Way to ruin the fun dad.

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