Superman to the Rescue?

Submitted by: BigDanger 9 years ago in Funny

WTF is going on here?
There are 51 comments:
Female 55
Bahahaha poor kid.
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Male 203
ROFL!!!! OMG! WTF!!!
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Female 665
hahahah that hilarious and sick all at the same time.
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Male 1,053
lol nice
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Male 57
superman cometh to rape and pillage
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Female 878
Didn`t they notice things like this back then?
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Male 174
lol
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Male 277
Here he come to rape your ass!! XD lol thats bad
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Male 216
Who wants a body massage?
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Male 2,506
XD XF_)DD
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Male 490
Sure explains the need for a second identity.
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Female 235
I`ve been to superdickery, it`s funny as h#&& to see the covers out of context.
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Male 1,014
That`s just awkward.
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Male 1,152
lol wtf
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Male 317
HA...oh superman you crack me up
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Male 15,510
Yeah, Superman is a DIck
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Male 244
"i hear he`s faster than a bullet"

lmfao

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Female 338
The other side of superman...
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Male 372
i hear he`s faster than a bullet
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Female 161
wow pabasa, superman`s a dick.

also, that kid`s totally gonna become a serial killer. what better reason to be one than "i was raped by superman"?

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Male 455
"Bite the pillow, baby;
I`m goin` in dry."
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Female 1,244
HAHA
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Male 486
haha wow hit that superman hit that good
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Male 897
@ EstiloPanama:
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hahaha. That was so cheese-tastic that I almost feel bad for laughing. ..almost.

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This issue was released when a `mysterious serial rapist` swept through Metropolis; visiting young boys after dark. Clark Kent went to Every boy`s house to investigate. ..oddly he never found out who the culprit was.

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Male 4,290
We have to wonder, is Superman there because the boy is crying and biting his pillow, or is he crying and biting the pillow because Superman is there?

I think the lecherous grin answers the question for us.

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Female 2,074
If he goes crazy, will the kid still call him `Superman`?

LOLZERZ

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Male 3,301
Better activate the rape alarm!
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Male 4,012
pwnt by 5 seconds.
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Male 4,012
And if this kind of mystery intrigues you, there`s plenty more ambiguity here:

http://www.superdickery.com/galleries.ht...

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Female 731
www.superdickery.com

They have tons of these. Not rape pictures, completely clean...

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Male 513

The picture reminds me of Capitan Hero from Drawn Together... I wonder why??lol
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Male 629
...Dirty minded people...
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Female 541
hmmm. i`m guessing a girl just broke up with this guy, and superman wants to "help" him. or bang him.
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Female 1,984
O_o

OH no!

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Female 159
Haha gotta love the old comics!
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Male 3,301
^^ Surprise Buttsecks!
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Male 822
hahahahahaha nice pic pabasa
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Male 78
buttsecks?
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Female 33
They always put stuff like that in comic books!
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Male 102
WTF hes gay RAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 4,012
buttseks?

Told ya superman can swing both ways.

batman on the other hand...


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Female 188
creepy
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Male 906
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHA
reminds m of that episode of family guy wher supermanss in hell case he killed a hooker
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Male 528
That kids not gonna be able to walk for a month if not longer.
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Male 244
lmao
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Male 822
LOL

bad placement of characters on the cover

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Male 210
super-pedophile is here!
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Male 251
Supe`s obviously going to give that kid some words of support... then a sexy massage!
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Female 275
child molestation.
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Male 39
Rape.
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Male 6
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