Smoke `em If You Got `em

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
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Kids, they grow up so fast nowadays.
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Female 15
And HolyHanna I think you are onto something. The first few seconds, I thought it was a little person, too. So I`m not sure if it`s a little person or just edited. *shrug* But it`s not worth the time and effort to find out.
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Female 15
I`m not exactly sure I believe this.
The hand and arm don`t look right. this could easily be edited. Why someone would do that, however, is beyond me.

Also: Gangster`s Paradise? What is this, 1996?

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Female 12
Everyone who thinks that this is a little kid is drating retarded. Obviously, it is a person with some sort of dwarfism. Look at the hands in comparison with the rest of the body. Look at the body structure. Knowing from experience, this is a little person, not a little kid. Dumb asses.
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Female 4,447
I`m gonna say he`s got some growth stunting disease and he`s really older then he looks, like Gary Coleman or Emmanuel Lewis, because he`s got WAY too much style. I mean, like James Dean cool. Even I don`t smoke with that much attitude.
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Female 358
Who would just stand there and film that? Seriously.
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Male 312
WOW_ thats wrong
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Female 464
That kid looks pretty damn cool.
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Female 1,120
That kid prolly thought he was the sh*t.
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Female 72
what the hell did final fantasy have to do with anything?
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Male 690
that had to be a midget
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Male 2,309
Brainbits, don`t be naive. Sirugel is right. The smoke moving upwards proves it`s light material. Sugar powder wouldn`t move upwards.

Even if you don`t like his methods your emotional argument is pointless, and he still stands correct.

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Male 61
why would you do this...
drating idiots
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Male 174
thats frickin shockin
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Male 445
"Wednesday, April 23, 2008 5:16:04 PM
its one of thoughs joke cergrets that have like powder that looks like smoke"
Not unless the powder is somehow falling upward."

And it can, sometimes, just like there are video editors.

You`re an ass, Sirugel. You`ve got 5 posts here and it looks like you`ve used them all to berate people.

WTG, douche.

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Female 1,697
Could this be CGI and instead of a cigatette he has a lollypop?

Please tell me ain`t real...:(

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Female 368
this will be on the news soon....looking for the bad parents who let him smoke....filing charges and such.
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Male 1,024
that`s effed up
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Male 355
The last was Buzz lightyear and totally photoshopped
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Female 15
Im hoping he`s a dwarf and he is actually 17 or something like that. If not, he`s going to have lung cancer before he even hits 17.
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Female 1,832
Prime example of why some people shouldn`t have children. I am outraged. This poor kid doesn`t even have a chance if he isn`t protected from the people who SHOULD be protecting him. And to the commenter who said "Stupid kid...etc etc etc.." I agree to an extent EXCEPT when you said stupid kid because the kid is very young and impressionable. He is only doing what the adults told him to do. He looks so comfortable doing it, he even crossed his legs at the ankle like he was James Dean or some sh*t. This is a HORRIBLE video.
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Male 2,551
"wayyyyy to young... shame on him and his mom and dad."
You are aware that some kids are born with nictoine addictions if their mother smokes a lot while they are in the womb [same thing for drugs], so, maybe if it is real, this is the easiest thing for them to do?
Not the right thing, but then, most parents in america are retarded. ^^
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Male 453
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! ff13 advert in the middle.
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Male 191
sorry was it me or was there a game add in there im confused no ones sed anything its kinda random

oh and terrible parents

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Female 65
and
"OH MAN I LOVE FINAL FANTASY."
wins the comment contest.
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Female 65
Just had a quick thought:

What if that kid has what Andy Milonakis has? Like the kid is probably 16 IRL or something.

Here`s to hoping.

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Male 96
At least he looked cool, unlike most of the numb nuts I know that smoke.
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Male 10
It would not suprise me at all that if there was a little bit of dwarfism involved there, look at the height and build of the kid and then look at the size of fingers etc, nothing is in proportion, if im wrong, then tell me, but i dont think that was a kid, he could be 20 years old with the right haricut and clothes??? im just guessing here.
Theres my 2 cents worth....
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Male 35
Ok. You know that your world has gone bad when you see a video of a youngling like that smoking and a videogame ad after.
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Female 2,289
and dont say all of that bullcrap like "His mom and dad or somebody could have forced him to do it...." ....Does it look like he hated it? Does it look like he was in fear or anything...? I mean really. Still a bad thing for him to do though.
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Female 2,289
Then agian. As I come to think of it... its just as bad for adults as it is for children. Dont say hes doin something wrong if you smoke urself. Now thats just being stupid.
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Female 2,289
That kid knows how to smoke!: D

On the other hand.... wayyyyy to young... shame on him and his mom and dad.

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Male 369
it could be smokes, or it could befake smoke, they are filled with not-tobacco but still give the sensation of smoking and stuff. you can get them here

theyr asian made and taste good

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Female 29
fake or not... it`s still horrible to watch.
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Female 427
It`s bad enough to smoke (I know, I`m a smoker) but when you`re THAT small it can do some serious damage, you`re still growing after all!!

WTF to everyone involved in this video.

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Male 7,933
He is just saving time. How is that any different than an adult?
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Male 1,365
Oh...I just vomited in my mouth, man that was horrible, the kids belly is distended from malnourishment, I think that he is older... an is a little person, but still not the last thing I want to see before bedtime...
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Female 78
OH MAN I LOVE FINAL FANTASY.
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Male 396
wow this is sad but the commercial is pretty sweet
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Male 1,182
lol my sister says that all the time
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Male 1,556
Oh, kinda going against my previous comment but, in Russia kids around seven usually start smoking and drinking around 6-10 so really this isnt so bad. Like I say

In Soviet Russia
Kids fit right in with American adults!

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Male 1,556
And btw, beer bellies are common among people around the age of 5-7
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Male 204
that was NOT fake. Just because you don`t like it doesn`t mean it`s fake.
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Female 341
that looked pretty fake...

and then some random final fantasy stuck in...

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Male 486
NOT SHOPPED DUMB FCKS SERIOUSLY SOME THINGS ON THE INTERNET ARE REAL GDMN
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Male 486
sirugel your closing in on my new hero you say the things im to lazy to say THANK YOU
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Female 102
We can`t all be critics..just let people think what they want to think.

Hey, if it`s not my kid, it`s not my problem :D
No but seriously, I wanna punch the cameraman.

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Male 9,305
Quick, send it to Fox news, let`s see what THEY think.
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Male 1,556
Its the powder cigs man. The smoke is pushed out forward most of the time. The times the powder goes up, he curves he bottom lip.
There are eight year olds who do drugs. But this kid isnt one of them.
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Female 744
Those crazy young`uns and their addictive substances!
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Male 1,152
this isint fake, and its wicked old. I saw this like 3 years ago. And he does inhale, just not the whole puff so it looks like he isint. Its pretty sick but its not as bad as the one i saw of the 8 year olds shooting dope
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Female 118
"anyone else get the FF XIII thing in the middle of this?"
So im not going crazy

This video kinda made me wanna cry |-(

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Male 534
What I couldn`t stand was the ad in the middle. I like the internet because it isn`t a drating tv.
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Female 360
God, I hope this is fake.
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Female 87
It might be a midget...maybe? Ha!
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Female 1,244
wow that better be fake..ugh
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Male 1,674
that was the coolest kid i`ve ever seen.
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Female 280
i really really really hope this is fake
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Female 54
great parents that kid has. even if it is fake the parents still suck.
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Male 38
thats a damn shame..
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Female 317
That`s awful.
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Male 2,720
Why can`t he act his age, and go sit on a Buzz Lightyear or something.
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Female 2,196
Seems kinda fake. I hope it is.
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Male 134
That kid wasnt inhaling the smoke, at least then he cant technically get addicted as fast as if he were inchaling the smoke...
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Female 855
Well, that`ll stunt his growth real quick...
he`s probably 28 or 29!
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Male 50
anyone else get the FF XIII thing in the middle of this?
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Male 477
And Shopped is a generic term use to describe anything that`s been edited, more than likely using some Adobe program like AfterEffects. Same company produced both programs. And they work in very similar ways. So...shopped.
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Male 477
Those fake ciggarettes with the powder only work if you blow out through the actual cigarret. you can`t inhale the power and then blow it out your own mouth.
It`s still fake though. Kid`s forearm and hand are out of proportion to the rest of him. Shopped.
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Male 3,369
What is he...5? thats awful!

the world has gone to crap!

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Male 100
"fake!!!!!

its one of thoughs joke cergrets that have like powder that looks like smoke"
Not unless the powder is somehow falling upward.

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Male 318
fake!!!!!

its one of thoughs joke cergrets that have like powder that looks like smoke

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Male 285
this video is horrible
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Female 678
like Clinton he didn`t inhale


whats up with the FF commercial in the middle?

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Male 1,109
terrible.
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Male 36
isn`t that like somewhere around russia?
i can`t wait for that new ffxiii
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Male 100
Technically you CAN photoshop videos, but you may as well not. You have to do it FRAME BY FRAME which is going to take you FOREVER.. its more like making a very complex animation.
Even if you could smoothly and easily edit videos in photoshop, no one is that good to shop a cigarette in a kids mouth and "magically" get the kid to blow smoke out of his mouth... its just seriously getting on my nerves how people just assume you can do everything with photoshop
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Female 536
Just so you know, I think you can sort of photoshop videos

I think I`ve seen a few

Or with some type of video editor

It`s like limewire

WHERE`S THE LIME??

That what I understood anyways

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Male 136
That`s kinda horrible, but damn does that kid look cool.
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Male 100
I`m going to self destruct if I see another comment like this "i dunno if it was just because it was a kid smoking, but that looked kinda shopped..."
Seriously, How in the world would ANYONE be able to edit a video that well. And you CANNOT edit videos with photoshop. Its called PHOTOshop for a fking reason. And who would really think "Hmmm, I have amazing video editing skills so I`m going to make a video of a 6 year old smoking!! YAHH!!!"
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Male 822
hopefully fake
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Male 608
that would not be something i would be proud of.
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Male 1,853
oh how bad i want a 0 button....
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Male 384
And btw, the kid had too much "style" for someone that can barely talk properly.
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Male 39
Stupid kid, stupid parents, stupid cameraman.

Stupid people.

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Female 313
Looked pretty fake.
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Male 372
Thats bad..real bad.
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Female 118
i dunno if it was just because it was a kid smoking, but that looked kinda shopped...
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Male 810
sorry, and then taking away the cigarette
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Female 1,181
that`s nuts, why would anyone do that to their kids? i mean, obviously the parents are going to have to support the kids habit, and that sh*t adds up quick. beer is better: the buzz lasts longer and it`s a lot cheaper.
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Male 810
Shaking him really hard for a couple seconds should fix that problem.
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Male 317
tasteless
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Male 384
His belly looked odd, more like beer belly.
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Female 775
please tell me that wasnt real...that`s awful if it is...
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Male 20,917
Link: Smoke `em If You Got `em [Rate Link] - Kids, they grow up so fast nowadays.
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