Satanic Death Metal: Unplugged

Submitted by: triplej 9 years ago in Funny

Helheim, a Norwegian Viking metal band, debut their latest release with an unplugged set. Guess who their audience was.
There are 51 comments:
Male 477
Reminds me of that episode of Metalocalypse when Dethklok had no electricity and had to play on old acustic instruments.
I can just hear Nathon Explosion yelling "THAT IS NOT METAL!"
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Male 118
haha, young metal enthusiasts. awesome. satanic,no, death metal, no, its viking black metal. :p
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Male 1,485
lol, i would say "yeah, teach em to like it while they are young" but that was poo - acoustic guitars, thats so wannabe

get a real frikkin guitar

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Female 26
Wait, so that was music?
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Female 101
the singer looks like a jedi.
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Male 265
or take a look at their homo-page
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Male 265
Some translation:
This was the "releaseconsert" for their new cd "caos cool"...The band asked to have the party in a kindergarden to reach a young publicum, make them like metal and do something special...
The band wanted to learn the kids something about norron/old norse/viking (norrøn)mythology and make them understand how cooool this is.

old norse wiki

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Male 35
This was so "awww" ^^
The kid with the helmet looked funny, and the band was nice to go to a (is that a kindergarten?)

And the two kids with the "metal-fan" tag..omg XD

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Female 12
When I read "Satanic Death Metal," I was expecting something a bit more...Satanic.
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At least the children were enjoying this...
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And chailmail-shirts are awesome.
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Male 612
They`re obviously not playing full tilt...if they were they would scare the poo out of those kids and it probably would be considered satanic death metal....i love how its says those kids were metal fans!!!..
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Male 22
subtitles?
but seriously, norway owns american metal
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Male 54
aww Swedish people are so cute, trying to make music. The only good music they can make is Techno. Basshunter ftw.
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Female 174
That wasn`t what I was expecting. You know...
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Male 342
has their ever been a metal related post on here that is described accurately? it seems in norway they know how to teach kids about real music. also, loved where they interviewed the two kids and had `metal fan` under both names. i wish there was a translation for this.
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Female 444
I wanna join the band so I can wear those costumes.
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Male 381
VikingGuy right with you mate
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Male 1,003
Good. Those kids need real role models, not the kind of people concerned about earth, global warming and animals.
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Male 3,619
Yes bunsushi, the Vikings where sorta medivel.
But it isn`t exactely satanic. ( norwwegian, but im not gonna freshen up my childhood with wiki) i belive helheim means "Hell"

But its not hell as christians say it :S

BTW, Vikings where more of a trading people then raiders and such!

I like how they brought metal to school!
"TEACH THEM WHILE THEIR YOUNG!"
f`ing brilliant!

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Male 477
THANK YOU Viking. you got to my point before i was able to make it.
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Male 204
This looks more medieval than satanic. Do satanic people wear chainmail and helmets?
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Male 1,550
This isnt Death Metal, but ok
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Male 1,024
dungeons and dragons geeks all grown up.
goofy.
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Female 1,134
yes!!!! teach them while there younge!!!!
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Male 2,160
peeps,sorry to announce it,but satan and vikings have absolutely nothing to do with one another and dont even belong in the same sentence,christians declared the vikings and anyone else of a different religion to be having to do with satan just so their stupidified mobs would run off and pillage for them to reduce their workload.Its a known fact and i´m sorry,but if you think vikings were satanic,half of christian beliefs and holidays are jacked from the pagan religions of the vikings,romans and celts.Please,next time take the 10 seconds to do wiki research about something before making a fool of yourself if your incapable of firing up your brain and thinking about something besides sex and beer for once.
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Male 27
Finally! Some proper music in a school system!
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Male 142
hahahhahahahaha! i only watched 2 seconds of it, the awesomeness could only depreciate it i kept watching
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Female 496
Well, I thought that was pretty cool. You don`t have viking death metal bands doing a tour to elementary schools around here. xD
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Female 744
This just goes to prove that people of any age can enjoy ear-rending music! And I love that part near the end where the kid picks his ear, then eyes what he picked out of it with hunger. You just know he ate it after the camera shut off.
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Male 2,172
sleepingsun: KoRn aren`t metal like death metal though, they`re more nu and industrial, hence why it worked.

Yeah, it has nothing to do with hype or fanboys... and i`m not a consumer whore.

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Male 690
IAB went foreign on me 2day
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Female 52
That`s a cute cape he`s wearing. I bet he brought it from his D&D game the night before.
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Male 1,455
Yeah i know Korn goes under the nu metal category, but if you compare the music from the CD`s and the Unplugged show, it was pretty good.
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Male 69
LAME LAME LAME

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Male 163
KoRn aren`t metal like death metal though, they`re more nu and industrial, hence why it worked. The kids looked a bit scared, but they weren`t that bad for Viking/Folk metal
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Male 1,455
^Korn did a pretty decent job on MTV
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Male 36
Metal doesn`t usually work as well on acoustic guitar.
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Male 21
why was the word "Satanic" thrown in there? What a libelous joke, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING satanic about Helheim, their music, or their lyrics, you could have found that out with 5 seconds of research.
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Female 43
Well...
I`m thinking it was a class on their own culture. Those Norwegians tend to be pretty metal.
Except those guys. They were pretty gay.
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Male 349
am I the only one thinking this?:
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making drat, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He`ll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to I love pretty, pretty flowers, Berserker
Would you like some making drat, Berserker
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Oh, Clerks.

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Male 1,455
Well look on the bright side, atleast they`re teaching them the way of life as it should be \m/O.o\m/

Oh and it would be nice to see those kids do a wall of death :D

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Male 459
by golly, they do sound like the Swedish Chef
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Male 797
I fail to see how this is "satanic" or "death" or "metal".
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Male 1,882
lol wut
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Male 47
The were playing unplugged probably because they would damage the kid`s eardrums with electric instruments. How considerate.
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Male 650
^^ so what are you saying? You`re a fan of Britney and Barney songs?
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Female 1,697
Poor kids, I`m sure they are wishing to hear some britney or barney songs.

Awful "music" btw

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Female 2,074
Subliminal messages much?
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Female 3,001
also bless those kids! XD
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Male 528
Wast just me or did most of the kids look scared at first.
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Female 3,001
erm. this post was random :/
but meh, it was almost entertaining :D
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Male 382
Link: Satanic Death Metal: Unplugged [Rate Link] - Helheim, a Norwegian Viking metal band, debut their latest release with an unplugged set. Guess who their audience was.
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