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Date: 04/23/08 07:58 AM

51 Responses to Satanic Death Metal: Unplugged

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2008 at 2:02 am
    Link: Satanic Death Metal: Unplugged - Helheim, a Norwegian Viking metal band, debut their latest release with an unplugged set. Guess who their audience was.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 8:03 am
    erm. this post was random :/
    but meh, it was almost entertaining :D
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    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 8:03 am
    Wast just me or did most of the kids look scared at first.
  4. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 8:03 am
    also bless those kids! XD
  5. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 8:05 am
    Subliminal messages much?
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    natakalt Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 8:08 am
    Poor kids, I`m sure they are wishing to hear some britney or barney songs.

    Awful "music" btw

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    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 8:13 am
    ^^ so what are you saying? You`re a fan of Britney and Barney songs?
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    kinbushi Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 8:29 am
    The were playing unplugged probably because they would damage the kid`s eardrums with electric instruments. How considerate.
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 8:34 am
    lol wut
  10. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2008 at 8:58 am
    I fail to see how this is "satanic" or "death" or "metal".
  11. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
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    April 23, 2008 at 9:07 am
    by golly, they do sound like the Swedish Chef
  12. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    April 23, 2008 at 9:19 am
    Well look on the bright side, atleast they`re teaching them the way of life as it should be \m/O.o\m/

    Oh and it would be nice to see those kids do a wall of death :D

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    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 9:26 am
    am I the only one thinking this?:
    My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
    Would you like some making drat, Berserker
    My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

    The Berserker is just so obscene
    Likes evil people you know what I mean
    He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
    He`ll steal your heart

    Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
    My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
    Would you like to I love pretty, pretty flowers, Berserker
    Would you like some making drat, Berserker
    ------------
    Oh, Clerks.

  14. Profile photo of GreenBunny
    GreenBunny Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Well...
    I`m thinking it was a class on their own culture. Those Norwegians tend to be pretty metal.
    Except those guys. They were pretty gay.
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    scabies Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 9:38 am
    why was the word "Satanic" thrown in there? What a libelous joke, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING satanic about Helheim, their music, or their lyrics, you could have found that out with 5 seconds of research.
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    whovian85 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 9:45 am
    Metal doesn`t usually work as well on acoustic guitar.
  17. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    April 23, 2008 at 9:56 am
    ^Korn did a pretty decent job on MTV
  18. Profile photo of sleepingsun
    sleepingsun Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 10:24 am
    KoRn aren`t metal like death metal though, they`re more nu and industrial, hence why it worked. The kids looked a bit scared, but they weren`t that bad for Viking/Folk metal
  19. Profile photo of ace420
    ace420 Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2008 at 10:32 am
    LAME LAME LAME

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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Yeah i know Korn goes under the nu metal category, but if you compare the music from the CD`s and the Unplugged show, it was pretty good.
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    pebbles99 Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 10:46 am
    That`s a cute cape he`s wearing. I bet he brought it from his D&D game the night before.
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    proof1221 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 11:01 am
    IAB went foreign on me 2day
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2008 at 11:03 am
    sleepingsun: KoRn aren`t metal like death metal though, they`re more nu and industrial, hence why it worked.

    Yeah, it has nothing to do with hype or fanboys... and i`m not a consumer whore.

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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 11:08 am
    This just goes to prove that people of any age can enjoy ear-rending music! And I love that part near the end where the kid picks his ear, then eyes what he picked out of it with hunger. You just know he ate it after the camera shut off.
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    Fayth Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 11:08 am
    Well, I thought that was pretty cool. You don`t have viking death metal bands doing a tour to elementary schools around here. xD
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    Hughlio Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 11:54 am
    hahahhahahahaha! i only watched 2 seconds of it, the awesomeness could only depreciate it i kept watching
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    metalownsyou Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Finally! Some proper music in a school system!
  28. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    peeps,sorry to announce it,but satan and vikings have absolutely nothing to do with one another and dont even belong in the same sentence,christians declared the vikings and anyone else of a different religion to be having to do with satan just so their stupidified mobs would run off and pillage for them to reduce their workload.Its a known fact and i´m sorry,but if you think vikings were satanic,half of christian beliefs and holidays are jacked from the pagan religions of the vikings,romans and celts.Please,next time take the 10 seconds to do wiki research about something before making a fool of yourself if your incapable of firing up your brain and thinking about something besides sex and beer for once.
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    Skyira Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    yes!!!! teach them while there younge!!!!
  30. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    dungeons and dragons geeks all grown up.
    goofy.
  31. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    This isnt Death Metal, but ok
  32. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    This looks more medieval than satanic. Do satanic people wear chainmail and helmets?
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    THANK YOU Viking. you got to my point before i was able to make it.
  34. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Yes bunsushi, the Vikings where sorta medivel.
    But it isn`t exactely satanic. ( norwwegian, but im not gonna freshen up my childhood with wiki) i belive helheim means "Hell"

    But its not hell as christians say it :S

    BTW, Vikings where more of a trading people then raiders and such!

    I like how they brought metal to school!
    "TEACH THEM WHILE THEIR YOUNG!"
    f`ing brilliant!

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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    Good. Those kids need real role models, not the kind of people concerned about earth, global warming and animals.
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    infearno Male 70 & Over
    381 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    VikingGuy right with you mate
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    NicoNico Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    I wanna join the band so I can wear those costumes.
  38. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    has their ever been a metal related post on here that is described accurately? it seems in norway they know how to teach kids about real music. also, loved where they interviewed the two kids and had `metal fan` under both names. i wish there was a translation for this.
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    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    That wasn`t what I was expecting. You know...
  40. Profile photo of Helium101
    Helium101 Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    aww Swedish people are so cute, trying to make music. The only good music they can make is Techno. Basshunter ftw.
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    Billy_redrum Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    subtitles?
    but seriously, norway owns american metal
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    They`re obviously not playing full tilt...if they were they would scare the poo out of those kids and it probably would be considered satanic death metal....i love how its says those kids were metal fans!!!..
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    HalcyonDays Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    When I read "Satanic Death Metal," I was expecting something a bit more...Satanic.
    ...
    At least the children were enjoying this...
    ...
    And chailmail-shirts are awesome.
  44. Profile photo of Kortas
    Kortas Male 18-29
    35 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 12:51 am
    This was so "awww" ^^
    The kid with the helmet looked funny, and the band was nice to go to a (is that a kindergarten?)

    And the two kids with the "metal-fan" tag..omg XD

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    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:04 am
    Some translation:
    This was the "releaseconsert" for their new cd "caos cool"...The band asked to have the party in a kindergarden to reach a young publicum, make them like metal and do something special...
    The band wanted to learn the kids something about norron/old norse/viking (norrøn)mythology and make them understand how cooool this is.

    old norse wiki

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    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:14 am
    or take a look at their homo-page
  47. Profile photo of kimosabi
    kimosabi Female 13-17
    101 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:51 am
    the singer looks like a jedi.
  48. Profile photo of DeepKick
    DeepKick Female 13-17
    26 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:48 am
    Wait, so that was music?
  49. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    lol, i would say "yeah, teach em to like it while they are young" but that was poo - acoustic guitars, thats so wannabe

    get a real frikkin guitar

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    xsilentherox Male 18-29
    118 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:45 am
    haha, young metal enthusiasts. awesome. satanic,no, death metal, no, its viking black metal. :p
  51. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    April 27, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Reminds me of that episode of Metalocalypse when Dethklok had no electricity and had to play on old acustic instruments.
    I can just hear Nathon Explosion yelling "THAT IS NOT METAL!"

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