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Date: 04/17/08 07:04 PM

79 Responses to Rejected

  1. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    Link: Rejected - My spoon is too big and my anus is bleeding. Slightly NSFW animation.
  2. Profile photo of MaFSotL
    MaFSotL Male 18-29
    20 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    I havnt seen this in soooo long!! this makes me happy!
  3. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    I`ve seen this before.

    Laughed my ass off the first time

    ... Still laughing my ass off the second time
    xD

  4. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    Wow...those are...disturbing....

    O.o...

    I can see why they were rejected.

  5. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Scraping the bottom of the barrel???
    My spoon is TOO big and it`s growing out of my head....argggghhh.
  6. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    I`M A BANANA!
  7. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Didn`t we post this recently?
  8. Profile photo of demonclown
    demonclown Male 18-29
    436 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Ewww
  9. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    YAY
    im glad someone finnaly put these on I-A-B
  10. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Waaaaah!
    Yooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhh!!
    Eeeeeeeeeuuuuaaaaa!!!
  11. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    I didn`t finish watching the whole thing. It was completely stupid! Wow...

    I can see why they were rejected too. Nothing funny, entertaining, or educational about these retarded cartoons.

  12. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    I`m gonna laugh when the folks who support this artist show up. He claims to have never given anyone the right to distribute this film.

    I hope you don`t get in trouble fancylad.

  13. Profile photo of nvrslep303
    nvrslep303 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Mah spoon.... is too BIG.

    I AM A BANANAH.

  14. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    OLDER THAN THE INTERNET
  15. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    YES IT`S EFFING OLD, BUT LOOK AT THE REST OF THE STUFF ON IAB!
    Now that that`s over....that`s not the caption I made! :C Oh well, i`m just glad it got posted! =D
  16. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    what in hells name is this...this was semi funny in a wtf way at the start,then became pure wtf then just got disturbing and downright creepy.
  17. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    your mom is old... er than the internet
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Am I the only one that found the end slightly disturbing.
  19. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    The eyeball one was just classic.
  20. Profile photo of oinj
    oinj Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Awesome and hilarious!

    "I`m a consumer whore!" "And how!"

  21. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    The first time I saw this, wich was like 5 years ago, it was the only thing I watched for a whole week. Then for the next month I had to watch it every day.

    Now, advertisers are constantly ripping Hetrzfeldt style because he won`t sell out. Shame.

  22. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    stupid nd not really funny at all. The whole thing seemed retarded and it also seemed to be random crap for the sake of being random crap. I am really happy that stuff like this is not posted often
  23. Profile photo of Neon_Fedora
    Neon_Fedora Female 13-17
    450 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    LOL I remember these! Besides, slightly disturbing always finds a way to be funny! XD
  24. Profile photo of Hucky0
    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Haha that was shweet.
    And the ending was epic.
  25. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    Ahh I love this stuff! It`s been a long time since I`ve seen it though... Love it!
  26. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    i was never a real big fan of his (a bunch of my friends love him and therefore i`ve seen most of his stuff.) I do have to admit that the end of this was really great.
  27. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IM BLEEDING FROM MY ANU--yaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
  28. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
  29. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    Is it wrong that I laughed when the baby fell down the stairs?

    I like random stuff

  30. Profile photo of untitledxx
    untitledxx Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    omgggg, classic. this consumed about 80% of my life in high school. still love it.

    You`re watching the family learning channel. Now, angry tics fire out of my nipples.

  31. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    I loved this! I wanted to get it on DVD! I think it was still in my favorites from last time it was here. o_O
  32. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    I want to have Don Hertfeldt`s babies. XD
  33. Profile photo of Wing92
    Wing92 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    this is pretty old but still fricken AWESOME!! i love the baby that falls down the stairs... and down... and down... and down...
  34. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Ahhh...This used to be one of my favorites way back when! Its nice to see it again :D
  35. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    359 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    Classic.
  36. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    Awesome!

    I liked this and it`s sad companies are ripping off his style (I`m looking at you, new poptarts campaign.. ripoff artist!)

    This was really funny but the ending was epic/sad/kinda scary. ><

  37. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    i have this dvd
  38. Profile photo of cinderfoot
    cinderfoot Male 18-29
    4 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    It`s funny that people think this is such bad animation. It can`t be that terrible, considering it got nominated for Best Short Film (Animated) at the 2000 Academy Awards. In my opinon it gets a little sick at points, but the end is enough to show why this si such a good animtion.

    http://awardsdatabase.oscars.org/ampas_a... if you don`t believe me about the Oscar.

  39. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    so old... but yet so good.
  40. Profile photo of U2isLove
    U2isLove Female 18-29
    24 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    I couldn`t watch the video all the way....scared me too much (like I was being Punk`d for some reason)
  41. Profile photo of XjpX
    XjpX Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    I cant believe people believe he actually made these for companies. Its just a short film guys, hate to break it to ya.
  42. Profile photo of aaroncoal
    aaroncoal Male 30-39
    60 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Silly hats only!!
  43. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    I actually have the DVD of all of Don`s cartoons and bonus clips, etc. :-D

    I got it from bitterfilms.com

  44. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    "I can see why they were rejected too. Nothing funny, entertaining, or educational about these retarded cartoons."

    The genius of Don Hertzfeldt just goes over your head. Pity.

  45. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    ^ Same goes to addler.
  46. Profile photo of hottiechika5
    hottiechika5 Female 13-17
    128 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    Ohhh I love these! Discovered them at church camp :D
  47. Profile photo of Xomb13
    Xomb13 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    omg so old, but the funniest thing ever
  48. Profile photo of 0shivers0
    0shivers0 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    EVERYBODY DAAAAAAAAANCE

    I will never stop loving this film.

  49. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    I`m pretty certain this is older than time itself.
  50. Profile photo of Slider388
    Slider388 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:27 am
    and now...ANGRY TICKS FLY OUT OF MY NIPPLES
  51. Profile photo of RichardParke
    RichardParke Male 30-39
    35 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:59 am
    Ummm, I haven`t seen this before. And I didn`t realise it wwasn`t serious until about 1 minute before the end. Does that make me a retard? Funny pooe thou...
  52. Profile photo of HighnDry
    HighnDry Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:09 am
    Life sucks when your spoon is too big!
  53. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:13 am
    I got 1/3 way through and nothing made me laugh. Not even smile. In fact, I got pissed off that it was given 3.5 stars, alluding to the idea that it was intended to be funny and was somehow succeeding in doing so.

    People have really lost touch with good humor.

  54. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:51 am
    Whew, good thing I didn`t watch that while wearing my THREEEEE DEEEEE GLASSES!!!!
  55. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:39 am
    I did not think it was funny at all. Sort of boring. It has a college film class feel to it. Although I can completely understand the anal bleeding.
  56. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:40 am
    hahaha my spoon is too big...classic
  57. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 4:55 am
    lol R U KIDDIN... that one is awsome too see them both years ago... better for the "stonner" i remember laughing my ass off till my stomach hurt... 5 years ago
  58. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 5:51 am
    Wth...are you for cereal? that was awsome
  59. Profile photo of brancon
    brancon Male 30-39
    9 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 6:06 am
    Some folks just didn`t get that this was not a compilation of rejected commercials but is actually a single animated short about the progressive mental instability of a particular animator.
    These were NOT submitted to companies as commercials. If you cannot see that you are FAIL.

    Oldie but a goodie!

  60. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 6:21 am
    nice, but(t!) a bleeding anus and sweedish christmas-songs together is 2 much for me!
  61. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    963 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 7:08 am
    Classic.
  62. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 8:43 am
    how about we get some new stuff on i-a-b, the shear amount of reposts is baffaling.
  63. Profile photo of duplex2128
    duplex2128 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 9:48 am
    I am very deeply disturbed.
  64. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
    wow that was definitely mind stimulating
  65. Profile photo of Mattimeo
    Mattimeo Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    I am the Queen of France!
  66. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    wow i remember back in 04 05ish when i first saw these, never thought theyd get popular but now everyone in school quotes it lol
  67. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    I used to watch this all the time, like, over three years ago.
    o_O
    Come on now.
  68. Profile photo of kthxbaiyah
    kthxbaiyah Female 13-17
    48 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    the people in the silly hat one`s look like the people from the pop tarts commercials o___0
  69. Profile photo of Zargon
    Zargon Male 13-17
    4 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    Is this the same guy who did the short cartoon "Billy`s Balloons"?
  70. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    the eyeball was freakin hilarious!!
  71. Profile photo of SmartSketch
    SmartSketch Male 70 & Over
    83 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    OMG!! He`s drowning in his anal blood!!!!
  72. Profile photo of okmjuilk
    okmjuilk Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    this is my favorite stuff on the entire world wide web!!!! i didn`t even watch the video on iab yet, cause i know exactly what it is. sure to cause a lot of inside jokes around here.
  73. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    :D i love these, i`d love to see more of them.
  74. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    Effing classic! Haven`t seen this for years!
  75. Profile photo of spocksbeard
    spocksbeard Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 10:34 am
    Why did the artist even think there was the possibility of them being accepted, they`re just stupid.
  76. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    585 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    I WTFed.
  77. Profile photo of gothamgirl
    gothamgirl Female 13-17
    72 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    Well, that was just silly.
  78. Profile photo of Pure_Jenius
    Pure_Jenius Male 18-29
    110 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    i haven`t seen this in so long! the creator now actually charges for these vids/ made a huge long one after this. it is amazing!
  79. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I am a Bananaaaaa

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