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Date: 04/03/08 09:21 PM

72 Responses to Pleasure Yourself With Greasy Hamburgers

  1. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    Link: Pleasure Yourself With Greasy Hamburgers - That is one VERY satisfied customer at the end of the video.
  2. Profile photo of enchantment
    enchantment Female 18-29
    133 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    mmm vitamin g...the vitamin that builds nice plaque in your arteries and leads to a heartattack, now that is a healthy meal!!
  3. Profile photo of pyrochem
    pyrochem Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    I hate hamburgers! This video is sort of gross.
  4. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    im getting a heartattack just watching this
  5. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    "It all comes in your mouth, its like one big explosion"

    Just wow.

  6. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    "its good to pleasure yourself once a week..."
    "take a bite and it all just comes in your mouth, like an explsion"... ah no better words have been said on travel channel
  7. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    once a WEEK?

    not a very good way to lower your cholesterol..

  8. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    Either he was oblivious to a disgusting degree, or we just got punk`d.
  9. Profile photo of _TiKi_
    _TiKi_ Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    this should be called "how to not see your own penis in 3 easy weeks"
  10. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    great. now i`m hungry. that looked delicious.
  11. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    yeah, i think we got punk`d. The guy was talking about oral sex, not hamburgers
  12. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    "it just comes in your mouth its like one big explosion"
    -THATS WHAT SHE SAID
  13. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    ...I like hamburgers but WOAH, those are... ugh... bluck... blech... yuck.
  14. Profile photo of scooterboo2
    scooterboo2 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Only on Earth.
  15. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    Aww...I got beat to the "that`s what she said" joke.
  16. Profile photo of phaseout2004
    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    the burger comes vitamin G in you mouth with one big explosion...

    hmm. Hope it`s not too salty. Triggers me gag reflex.

  17. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    this is the funniest thing i`ve seen on i-am-bored, no, the internet, in a long long time.
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    "this should be called "how to not see your own penis in 3 easy weeks""
    Not for all of us... im skinny
  19. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    yeah i am craving for those burgers
  20. Profile photo of red_raven
    red_raven Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    I want one.
  21. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    clog your arteries in a couple easy bites!
  22. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    *puke*
  23. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    how to commit suicide with food AND insure that your relatives and family wont miss you...interesting
  24. Profile photo of Neon_Fedora
    Neon_Fedora Female 13-17
    450 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    Yeah, those burgers look good right about now. Just not the way HE said it! I don`t care what anyone says, I love fatty foods!!! That doesn`t mean I never eat apples or carrots! So there! Hmph!

    ^lol at overexclamation! Woops! There I go again...

  25. Profile photo of bandnerd32
    bandnerd32 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    haha i was waiting for somebody to say the "thats what she said joke" lol wow that was umm very suggestive.
  26. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    do you think he ever realized what he said?
  27. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    Eeugh. Why?
  28. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    I think that coming in your mouth bit was not exactly well advised
  29. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    I don`t even have to say anything, he did all the work.
  30. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    lol @ xplosion in mouth
  31. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    And where are the health inspectors? lol
  32. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    i have got to check that place out!
  33. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    Huh.

    Well, if that guy`s there, I`m definitely not asking him what he thinks of the special sauce.

  34. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    Eww...
  35. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
  36. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    There is no way that that was not intentional!
  37. Profile photo of Triplekia
    Triplekia Male 18-29
    54 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    Only in America!
  38. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 3, 2008 at 11:51 pm
    Only in my hometown. -.-
  39. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 12:36 am
    take a bite and it all comes in your mouth, its like one big explosion.

    *COUGH COUGH* ewww...

  40. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 12:52 am
    I guess if you want a reason to get quadruple bypass, go here.
  41. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 1:21 am
    Yay for cholesterol. And not of the good kind either.

    Anyone figured out why all the food that tastes good is never healthy for you, and vice versa?

  42. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 1:32 am
    There might be a sudden surge of burger purchases if this were a real advert. Purchases by Vitamin G believers
  43. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 1:34 am
    I lived there for 20 years. Those burgers are to die for...literally. The grease they deep fry those burgers in is the same grease the opened the store with...sixty some-odd years ago. But oh god are they good.
  44. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 2:24 am
    Grose
  45. Profile photo of misstakenID
    misstakenID Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 4:09 am
    He loves burgers. He loves burgers to much O_O
    I`m scared.
  46. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 4:50 am
    What the hell is it with Americans and this obsession with deep frying everything they eat? Deep fried hamburgers? You know, only the most ignorant of societies would be so obsessed with deep frying that they would invent a pot, especially for deep frying a turkey. And then they wonder why obesity is becoming an epidemic in the US... jesus... wake up people.
  47. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 5:37 am
    yeah i like to pleasure MYSELF once a week
  48. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 5:45 am
    If only I had a dollar for every time a burger came in my mouth.
  49. Profile photo of Natsuki
    Natsuki Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 5:51 am
    ``comes in your mouth...`` haha I love his innuendo ^^
  50. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 7:31 am
    I really want one of those burgers.

    Can someone repost that fake-add involving the taco place that wraps your taco in a burrito, then a crape, then a pizza then an omelet...?

  51. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 7:39 am
    OMG.

    Ewwww grease...

  52. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 8:59 am
    a. that is the most fattening things in the world. talk about heart attack on a plate. b. why the hell would anyone eat that mess? c. he was a little to happy about his deathburger i mean cheeseburger.
  53. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 10:16 am
    Mmm...burger love. Mayeb they all use the grease for lubricant...?
  54. Profile photo of theuhstuf
    theuhstuf Female 70 & Over
    168 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 10:31 am
    LOL burger cums in his mouth
  55. Profile photo of sjanae76
    sjanae76 Female 30-39
    66 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 11:43 am
    Ah that was funny! I also like to pleasure myself now and again.
  56. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    This and Fourthmeal (the meal between dinner and breakfast) are what make the U.S. citizens obese.
  57. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
    :/
  58. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    "it`s only good once a week to pleasure yourself"

    only once a week??? haha

  59. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    =0

    hahaha
    Genuinely shocked that he thinks he can make the people watching this video think he has ONE burger a WEEK!
    hahaaha

  60. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    That sounded so wrong, lol... "Pleasure yourself with a greasy burger"... I wonder what it would be like to hump a cheeseburger...?
  61. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    Zoneking, I understand that your culture might not be the same as the American culture, but your rudeness and ignorance sure paints an ugly picture for Canada. I`ve never heard of a correlation between health of food and level of ignorance, nor anyone question WHY America has an obesity problem.

    Please try not to be so trendy and follow the hate crowd. Unless you have substantial basis, then just be quiet.

  62. Profile photo of XxXRachael
    XxXRachael Female 13-17
    25 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    I lost count of all the sexual euphemisms.
    LOL
  63. Profile photo of XxXRachael
    XxXRachael Female 13-17
    25 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    *Goes and has sex with a greasy burger*
  64. Profile photo of xholdxonx
    xholdxonx Female 13-17
    37 posts
    April 4, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    heart attack in a bun...
  65. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    April 5, 2008 at 7:30 am
    I eewed when the guy said "It`s like a big explosion". Yeah, he will too when he keeps eating those. >_>
  66. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 5, 2008 at 8:04 am
    lol comes in your mouth
  67. Profile photo of Indolence
    Indolence Male 18-29
    90 posts
    April 5, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    THAT WAS SEXUAL
  68. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    April 5, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    Opiebreath... I would just like to say that it was honesty, not rudeness that filled my last post. I would gladly choose not to be trendy, or follow the hate crowd, if you could explain to me what... other than ignorance... would allow people to do things to themselves that knowingly cause morbid obesity...? Eating deep fried ANYTHING is unhealthy... or are you choosing to simply turn a blind eye to that fact? If you`ve some basis on which you believe that deep fried food is healthy for the human body, then PLEASE... i`m sure we`d ALL be interested in it!!

    Oh... and by the way, in your profile you have listed as your favorite car a BMW bug... could you please elaborate on what type of car that is? I`m sure it couldn`t be your ignorance regarding the subject of automobiles that would be the culprit... i`m sure I just don`t recognize that particular BMW model. ;) Take care now!

  69. Profile photo of xskullkidx
    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    April 6, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    "It just Cums in your mouth, like one big explosion" LMAO
  70. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    *added vanderbilt to college list
  71. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    January 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    " if you could explain to me what... other than ignorance... would allow people to do things to themselves that knowingly cause morbid obesity...? "

    taste. And I eat all that stuff and im underweight... im trying to gain 20 pounds.

    "Oh... and by the way, in your profile you have listed as your favorite car a BMW bug... could you please elaborate on what type of car that is? I`m sure it couldn`t be your ignorance regarding the subject of automobiles that would be the culprit... i`m sure I just don`t recognize that particular BMW model. ;) Take care now!"

    You sir...are a jackass

  72. Profile photo of ragerobot
    ragerobot Male 18-29
    94 posts
    January 30, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    "Unique love affair"

    Ha!

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