Pleasure Yourself With Greasy Hamburgers

Submitted by: VONLINE 9 years ago in Funny
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That is one VERY satisfied customer at the end of the video.
There are 72 comments:
Male 94
"Unique love affair"

Ha!

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Male 7,933
" if you could explain to me what... other than ignorance... would allow people to do things to themselves that knowingly cause morbid obesity...? "

taste. And I eat all that stuff and im underweight... im trying to gain 20 pounds.

"Oh... and by the way, in your profile you have listed as your favorite car a BMW bug... could you please elaborate on what type of car that is? I`m sure it couldn`t be your ignorance regarding the subject of automobiles that would be the culprit... i`m sure I just don`t recognize that particular BMW model. ;) Take care now!"

You sir...are a jackass

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Male 7,933
*added vanderbilt to college list
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Male 277
"It just Cums in your mouth, like one big explosion" LMAO
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Male 106
Opiebreath... I would just like to say that it was honesty, not rudeness that filled my last post. I would gladly choose not to be trendy, or follow the hate crowd, if you could explain to me what... other than ignorance... would allow people to do things to themselves that knowingly cause morbid obesity...? Eating deep fried ANYTHING is unhealthy... or are you choosing to simply turn a blind eye to that fact? If you`ve some basis on which you believe that deep fried food is healthy for the human body, then PLEASE... i`m sure we`d ALL be interested in it!!

Oh... and by the way, in your profile you have listed as your favorite car a BMW bug... could you please elaborate on what type of car that is? I`m sure it couldn`t be your ignorance regarding the subject of automobiles that would be the culprit... i`m sure I just don`t recognize that particular BMW model. ;) Take care now!

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Male 90
THAT WAS SEXUAL
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Male 242
lol comes in your mouth
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Male 2,395
I eewed when the guy said "It`s like a big explosion". Yeah, he will too when he keeps eating those. >_>
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Female 37
heart attack in a bun...
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Female 25
*Goes and has sex with a greasy burger*
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Female 25
I lost count of all the sexual euphemisms.
LOL
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Female 15,763
Zoneking, I understand that your culture might not be the same as the American culture, but your rudeness and ignorance sure paints an ugly picture for Canada. I`ve never heard of a correlation between health of food and level of ignorance, nor anyone question WHY America has an obesity problem.

Please try not to be so trendy and follow the hate crowd. Unless you have substantial basis, then just be quiet.

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Male 383
That sounded so wrong, lol... "Pleasure yourself with a greasy burger"... I wonder what it would be like to hump a cheeseburger...?
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Female 2,220
=0

hahaha
Genuinely shocked that he thinks he can make the people watching this video think he has ONE burger a WEEK!
hahaaha

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Female 920
"it`s only good once a week to pleasure yourself"

only once a week??? haha

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Female 1,572
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
:/
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Female 1,984
This and Fourthmeal (the meal between dinner and breakfast) are what make the U.S. citizens obese.
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Female 66
Ah that was funny! I also like to pleasure myself now and again.
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Female 168
LOL burger cums in his mouth
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Female 731
Mmm...burger love. Mayeb they all use the grease for lubricant...?
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Female 1,492
a. that is the most fattening things in the world. talk about heart attack on a plate. b. why the hell would anyone eat that mess? c. he was a little to happy about his deathburger i mean cheeseburger.
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Female 1,212
OMG.

Ewwww grease...

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Male 10,440
I really want one of those burgers.

Can someone repost that fake-add involving the taco place that wraps your taco in a burrito, then a crape, then a pizza then an omelet...?

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Female 43
``comes in your mouth...`` haha I love his innuendo ^^
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Male 410
If only I had a dollar for every time a burger came in my mouth.
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Male 944
yeah i like to pleasure MYSELF once a week
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Male 106
What the hell is it with Americans and this obsession with deep frying everything they eat? Deep fried hamburgers? You know, only the most ignorant of societies would be so obsessed with deep frying that they would invent a pot, especially for deep frying a turkey. And then they wonder why obesity is becoming an epidemic in the US... jesus... wake up people.
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Female 98
He loves burgers. He loves burgers to much O_O
I`m scared.
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Male 1,275
Grose
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Male 213
I lived there for 20 years. Those burgers are to die for...literally. The grease they deep fry those burgers in is the same grease the opened the store with...sixty some-odd years ago. But oh god are they good.
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Male 550
There might be a sudden surge of burger purchases if this were a real advert. Purchases by Vitamin G believers
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Male 4,012
Yay for cholesterol. And not of the good kind either.

Anyone figured out why all the food that tastes good is never healthy for you, and vice versa?

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Male 506
I guess if you want a reason to get quadruple bypass, go here.
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Male 1,152
take a bite and it all comes in your mouth, its like one big explosion.

*COUGH COUGH* ewww...

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Female 674
Only in my hometown. -.-
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Male 54
Only in America!
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Male 777
There is no way that that was not intentional!
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Male 822
HAMBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 909
Eww...
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Male 455
Huh.

Well, if that guy`s there, I`m definitely not asking him what he thinks of the special sauce.

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Male 2,113
i have got to check that place out!
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Female 4,197
And where are the health inspectors? lol
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Male 506
lol @ xplosion in mouth
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Male 965
I don`t even have to say anything, he did all the work.
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Female 731
I think that coming in your mouth bit was not exactly well advised
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Female 4,028
Eeugh. Why?
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Male 943
do you think he ever realized what he said?
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Female 40
haha i was waiting for somebody to say the "thats what she said joke" lol wow that was umm very suggestive.
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Female 450
Yeah, those burgers look good right about now. Just not the way HE said it! I don`t care what anyone says, I love fatty foods!!! That doesn`t mean I never eat apples or carrots! So there! Hmph!

^lol at overexclamation! Woops! There I go again...

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Male 2,160
how to commit suicide with food AND insure that your relatives and family wont miss you...interesting
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Female 1,545
*puke*
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Male 444
clog your arteries in a couple easy bites!
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Male 75
I want one.
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Male 577
yeah i am craving for those burgers
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Male 7,933
"this should be called "how to not see your own penis in 3 easy weeks""
Not for all of us... im skinny
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Male 317
this is the funniest thing i`ve seen on i-am-bored, no, the internet, in a long long time.
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Male 150
the burger comes vitamin G in you mouth with one big explosion...

hmm. Hope it`s not too salty. Triggers me gag reflex.

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Female 241
Aww...I got beat to the "that`s what she said" joke.
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Male 91
Only on Earth.
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Female 694
...I like hamburgers but WOAH, those are... ugh... bluck... blech... yuck.
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Male 458
"it just comes in your mouth its like one big explosion"
-THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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Male 1,674
yeah, i think we got punk`d. The guy was talking about oral sex, not hamburgers
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Male 608
great. now i`m hungry. that looked delicious.
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Male 108
this should be called "how to not see your own penis in 3 easy weeks"
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Male 2,313
Either he was oblivious to a disgusting degree, or we just got punk`d.
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Male 444
once a WEEK?

not a very good way to lower your cholesterol..

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Male 833
"its good to pleasure yourself once a week..."
"take a bite and it all just comes in your mouth, like an explsion"... ah no better words have been said on travel channel
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Male 3,301
"It all comes in your mouth, its like one big explosion"

Just wow.

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Male 444
im getting a heartattack just watching this
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Male 59
I hate hamburgers! This video is sort of gross.
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Female 133
mmm vitamin g...the vitamin that builds nice plaque in your arteries and leads to a heartattack, now that is a healthy meal!!
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Male 578
Link: Pleasure Yourself With Greasy Hamburgers [Rate Link] - That is one VERY satisfied customer at the end of the video.
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