New Jersey Cop Loves Cows

Submitted by: lovers007 9 years ago in
http://cbs3.com/local/officer.robert.melia.2.706410.html

No, seriously--he reeeeeally loves cows.
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Male 4,246
Samson07 and cambriaseyes, you are tied for the win. :-D
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Female 156
*..reads in dismay..*

*sets down her hamburger with an odd look*

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Female 52
P.S.-Jersey deff. isn`t pooty AT all.
Our town was rated #1 place to live in America by money magazine.
And every house on my block is worth over 1 million dollars.

Besides this sick fuhhhck, I LOVE jersey.
Don`t diss us.

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Female 52
Oh dear.
I live in Moorestown...
And I`m 14...

Thank GOD I`m not a cow.

:D
[But yeah, everyone in our school is talking about the perve]

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Female 35
wow...uh this cop is from my hometown. I`m so glad i left there...
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Male 1,182
WHOOOT JERSEY YEAH

WE LOVE THEM COWS

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Female 513
WHY cows? What was the fascination with cows? Have you ever seen a clean cow a$$? No. It doesn`t exist. They`re filthy animals (cute but filthy).. yuck.
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Female 505
only in Joisey...
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Female 9
So his girlfriend was...dating a pedophile that also engages in beastiality...they both sound like winners
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Male 188
How do they know the cows didn`t want it?

hmmmmmmmmmmm?

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Female 2,074
He`s into moo-moos....

Poor moo-moos...

=(

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Female 338
I hope he used a condom. Because when you sleep with a cow, it`s like you`re sleeping with every other drunk in the state of New Jersey.
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Male 416
lixa beat me to it..
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Male 2,160
jail for him?thats alot of tax money tasted till hes dead and gone,i´d rather just invest 20 cent in a good bullet and call it done.
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Female 368
perv...put him away forever...the world is not safe with him around...especially dairy farms.
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Female 1,244
That makes me sad that he`s from NJ

but he`s just sick

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Female 28
Ew, he`s a cop in my town
I`ll be keepin my dog inside then...
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Male 69
You would think he would be into pigs.
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Female 579
SO I HERD U LIEK COWZ
COWZ?
I LUUUUUUURVE COWZ ...

o-O

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Female 1,984
"The worst thing is, afterwards he never even called."

*laughs* You`re terrible.

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Female 35
What a poorly written news article.

And those poor cows...

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Female 486
Ew. Kinky?
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Male 9,306
Green: Don`t speak too soon, there`s probably a market for it.
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Male 498
God damn it people humping tables and cows what next ? computer sockets ?
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Male 459
whatever moooooves you, I guess
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Female 1,566
That`s... a bit awkward for the cows...
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Female 118
Wow thats really sad. He had a girlfriend too. Where the cows better?
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Female 235
poor cows :(
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Female 471
:-O that`s sick
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Male 12,138
The worst thing is, afterwards he never even called.
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Male 1,225
Not one cow, but four. He also molested children? Send him to prison forever please!
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Female 775
kinda reminds me of the "donkey show" in Clerks 2..
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Male 690
moooooooooooooooooo
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