Mr. T Brings Boy Out Of Coma

Submitted by: Pikachu42 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.kcoy.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=d45a9683-b967-4c2d-b3e5-2abe4f6e5c0b

This might just be the WTF of the day...
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Female 360
I pity the fool who stays in a coma!
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Male 187
Mr. T is a born again Christian. God answers prayers for his children. God`s not like a genie in a bottle, waiting to grant our self-indulgent wishes, but he does hear the earnest prayer of a forgiven child of God. I don`t care who you are or what you`ve done, if you seek God with all your heart you can be a child of God too. The Lord takes care of his own.
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Male 90
I coulda sworn Mr.T was dead.... I guess I`m da foo` on that one
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Male 1,725
DUDE!! Mr. T FTW for sure!
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Female 375
lol thats funny.
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Male 136
Mr. T is the man, hands down.
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Female 694
These comments make me giggle with glee.

On the other hand, the article is sweet but it should`ve been more detailed... I wanna know if he SAID anything to the kid or held his hand or touched his arm or whatever...

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Male 208
Mr. T sure does not pity that fool
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Male 992
BA Baracus Bitch!
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Male 21
Oh great, now Mr.T is going to go around saying "I pity the fool who can`t bring a kid out of a coma!"
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Male 506
it sounds more of a Chuck Norris type of thing than a Mr.T, doesn`t it?
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Male 292
I always thought Mr. T might was jesus. :o
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Female 385
weird, that kid must have been a huge fan, and, ike, wait, how long was that kid in a coma for?
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Female 850
Oprah can cure HIV/Aids! And then she`ll give you a new car and then let you parade around in it when there is a big sign on the side saying:"I WAS CURED BY OPRAH!!!!"
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Male 9,305
Awww that`s nice. :)
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Female 850
Oprah cures everything.... AND GIVES OUT FREE CARS!!!
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Female 1,984
RelaxEnjoy, yes that is the Great Prayer Experiment done by Harvard. Mine was just a made up example.
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Male 372
pitty the fool whos in a coma!
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Female 116
Haha. That`s awesome.
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Female 49
maybe it wasn`t God. maybe it was the invisible pink unicorn...
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Male 2,576
OH, right, of course they`re going to blame it on the praying and not the fact that mister T wa sin thr oom, probably people talked to the kid saying he was comming and that he probably talked to him to.
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Male 25
"Chuck Norris`s tears cure cancer, but Mr. T`s very presense makes people come out of comas."

Now we just need to figure out who can cure AIDS/HIV and other currently incurable conditions, but I suppose we would also need a way to make Chuck Norris cry. However, I don`t see that one ever happing.

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Male 227
i`d like to see chuck norris do that
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Male 205
ttsec, sorry... there is no evidence that god did this (or anything else for that matter)

it is quite possible to show that prayer has no effect on healing, and im sure it has been demonstrated in the past.. i think the study bekll is referring to is slightly different than she said:

doctors predict 10% of people will recover from this disease, group A is prayed for, group B is not
10% of both group A and group B recover

(im not sure of this)

there has never been a demonstrable miracle

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Male 34
Mr. T Probably scared the crap out of that coma
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Male 19
I`m just going to count how many I pityl the fool jokes appear in this thread
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Male 1,244
teatimecream! Stop strangling that innocent dolphin! I know they`re going to take over the world one day, but Geez! Have some retraint!
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Female 1,470
wow...definate wtf
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Female 1,984
"Bekll, statistics is mathematics, not science."
You were referring to the doctor`s decisions - which are based on scientific evidence.

Real life to me is what has evidence. God has none so doesn`t apply to reality. It`s that simple. Faith is believing without evidence. I won`t subject myself to that level of irrationality. I have better things to do.

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Male 1,204
dang, so chuck norris is john the baptist, and Mr T is the new jesus? daang.
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Male 125
Chuck Norris`s tears cure cancer, but Mr. T`s very presense makes people come out of comas.
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Male 666
Bekll, what is real life? "Real life" is only that which your senses perceive. If a magician can use an optical illusion to make you see the Statue of Liberty dissappear, is it really disappearing? There comes to a point, where you must rely on something beyond your own sensory perception to evaluate things in an universally absolute sense, and that is where faith comes in.
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Male 666
Bekll, statistics is mathematics, not science.
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Male 666
"If I pity someone, actually I’m showing them mercy. Job [from The Bible"> asked for pity. If you pity someone you’re not going to feel sorry for them, but you’re going to cut them some slack. If you chastise someone you can do it by kind words, encouraging words, lifting them up instead of tearing them down. Getting positive with them, letting them know we got time, we’re not going to rush it, we’re going to take our time with it. People can’t turn around overnight. I try to get them to believe in themselves. That’s the key. If they don’t believe in themselves, then they’re going to quit. I try to give them a reason to keep on going." - Mr. T

Source: Interview by Dena Ross

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Female 1,984
ttsec, science is meant to be changing. That way it improves. Science can`t prove anything about God - God needs evidence first to apply to real life.

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Female 1,984
ModifiedCar, do you need a hug?

*Gir walks over to ModifiedCar and gives a big hug* Kitty!!

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Male 140
i dont think this should be the WTF of the day...
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Male 666
Bekll, your reason is circular. What do the doctors base their statistics upon? They base it on evidence that happened in the past. Therefore, the consistency of the statistic doesn`t disprove prayer, but if anything, only proves that God is consistent (which He also claims Himself to be in the Bible).
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Female 1,984
In any case, if Mr. T got the kid out of the coma - that`s awesome. I remember once reading of a kid in a coma who woke up after hearing his favorite cartoon`s theme song playing on the television. I forgot which cartoon it was...
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Female 1,984
ttsec,

"Answered" prayers were statistically going to happen.

Example: Illness in children at a hospital was predicted by the doctors to kill 9 out of 10. All families prayed. 10 out of 100 kids make it through. Were the families of the 10 kids answered or prayed right or prayed the hardest? Or did prayer have nothing to do with it?

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Male 666
^ Read the article carefully. You missed something.
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Male 666
Bekll, sincere prayers are always answered, just not always the answer you want and/or expected. Everything happen for the greater good, even though, in the present, within the limited perception of humans, they cannot understand the causal relationship between the means and the end, which is the greater good.

Mr. T is a born again Christian, and he pities the fool who doesn`t believe in God.

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Male 320
Probably
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Male 320
The kid was pretending, he just wanted to see Mr T for real.
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Male 211
that was meant for Bekll
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Male 211
^shut up
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Male 4
Somebody request Mr. T for sainthood, Saint T sounds awesome.
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Male 1,788
If this is real, then wow. Go Mr. T and whatnot.
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Male 626
Yet more proff that Mr T is the reborn Jesus
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Female 340
Me thinks: As he bent over to talk to the boy, all his `bling` smacked him on the head, therefore waking him up...
Mr T rocks \o/
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Male 3,301
Mr. T = Badass
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Male 4,012
Sent, Fancylad
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Female 1,697
Wow, is this for real?

ehem ehem is there something going on between pebasa and fancy? j/k

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Male 2,113
lol @ Swisskid14
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Female 1,412
damn swiss kid i was going to say that (Y)
Thats pretty cool..
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Male 22
mr.T for god!
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Male 21,015
pabasa, can you email me? thanks.
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Male 666
See, God does listen to prayers.
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Male 4,012
last update 28th march. Don`t think it`s an April Fool`s joke.

Then again I pity the fool that thinks Mr T is incapable of doing this thing.

Did I do that right?

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Male 19
I pity the fool that`s in a coma!
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Male 7,933
okay..... is this an april fools thing?
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Female 1,492
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