``Leave Britney Alone Guy`` Leaves YouTube

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny

Buh-bye.
There are 115 comments:
Male 373
hes a guy?!?! When i saw the original vid i just thought it was a really creepy trash chick! Jesus Christ!
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Male 257
is he pretending to be gay?
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Male 5,194
Mmm... Want to tie him up and have my way with him. He needs to get laid, bad - see how he`s acting like that? Gay cutey-boys start to act like that when they haven`t gotten any for a long time. I need to get behind him and thrust his career in the right direction.
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Female 460
Oh, god, no, NOT THE FACE! ARHG IT BURNS! Dx -Coma-
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Female 37
I can`t stand him, he`s such a loser. I can`t believe I watched that whole video, it was dumb haha. I hope he does leave and never comes back!
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Male 2,113
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Female 288
that was lame and a waste of my time. thank you.

and chris crocker... no one cares.

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Male 9
soooo... it`s a dude?

christ

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Female 5
*Gulp*
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*Lip smack*
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It`s All I`m hearing

Besides the Bullpoo Coming out of his Mouth.!

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Male 317
lol he wont make video because he don`t want to think twice before speaking. come on, thinking out loud without saying any curse/swear word is so drating easy. or it used to be...
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Male 112
poor chris crocker wants attention ill give him lots of attention when i pin him? to my target at the firing range hes? all im gonna look at
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Male 112
only watched cuz i thought he was finally gonna be leaving now im disapointed maybe ill go kill him wats with the lipstick and the hair btw it makes u look really faggy
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Female 494
He`s so annoying I feel bad for him... :/
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Female 66
Oh, yay, he actually looks like a boy now.

I personally think he`s cute and has a point. >_> But that`s just me.

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Male 169
i`ve said it before but...that guy has got to be gay...just look at his hair and mustache
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Male 1,140
i got my hopes up that he would actually be leaving youtube. by the way those views are mostly from your video about britney spears
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Male 110
please god dont be a fake vid =P
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Male 614
"...as of right now that`s not happening" (beginning of movie).

He`s not leaving. Useless post.

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Male 10
faggot
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Male 136
"I think this guy is also a fat #$# lier. What network would be stupid enough to give this guy a website then a show?
NVM Fox would."

no, MTV would. they`re nothing but a bunch of drama-riddled reality shows aimed at the moronic masses of highschoolers who want to feel "mature" because they`re watching something "real" and not fiction. notice the only three people on here defending this guy were girls in the 13-17 category. point proven.

not to imply that ALL people of that age are idiots. although, i think IAB has cornered the market on intelegent teens... Dainty being a prime example of that.

anyway, it restores my faith in humanity to see so many people speaking against people like this. yay IABers!

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Female 850
I love Chris, he`s freakin funny,as gay as he sounds... He has funny vidoes! Like: Bitch Bell
The Hair Flip
God knows what else....:-) Lol, i love his vids.
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Female 850
He said he LEAVING, then near the end he said he`d stay and make free vids on youtube `till the the right offer comes around! WTF!!!! Like, OMG, y`d he LIE to US! That BIATCH! Lol....JK!
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Male 690
couldnt listen past 30seconds. that voice is just so bad and creepie
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Male 3,296
ill take the deal

poo is money

he said it you tube is free they dont pay u poo

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Male 8
who he is? he seems full of himself.
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Female 375
that was boring
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Female 1,441
Well I actually like Chris Crocker. I`m probably the only one to say this here. His video`s always catch my attention and make me laugh. He`s insane and crazy but whats wrong with that? He`s got a hell of a lot of presence.
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Female 415
WHY HASNT ANYONE SHOT THAT GUY YET!!!.......wait.....I have a shotgun.....hmmmm,
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Female 268
Ugh
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Female 1,212
wcclark pretty much said it all for me.
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Male 8
maybe its coz i`m not from Us or any place near but i`ve never heard of this guy before ... so i don`t hate him or anything but what can i say ? ... he`s got drama queen written all over him ...( or maybe he`s (?) a really masculine girl X-( ... o_O :-/ .... i`m confused !! )
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Female 380
MasterFu-hahahahaha! You took the words right out of my mouth! It was like he had a load stuck in his throat....lol
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Male 22
I wonder if he is the guy who asked about the self-circumcision?
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Male 1,162
I honestly dont give a poo about the Britney guy. But its kewl that hes standing up for cursing. Go you!
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Female 107
I`d take Chris Crocker over that pr*ck Perez Hilton any day.

"Like Perez Hilton, only not boring." LOL!!!

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Male 211
Why does he keep swallowing all the time? Trying to clear all the spunk in his throat?
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Female 78
He went on and on about how his fans wouldn`t love him if he couldn`t swear...... He swore twice in the video, and that would be while he was demonstrating how he swears.


Moron.

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Female 1,492
i don`t care about this..
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Male 336
someone kill him please
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Female 1,306
Ianislevi...thanks for not being a total idiot like everyone else. im guessing literally NO ONE watched it all the way through : /
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Female 393
does "he" not realize that the only reason we watch his videos is because he makes a dumbass out of himself?? those videos are hilarious and we only watch them because hes either "gay" in them or we`re making fun of him.
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Male 1
"if that guy were to suck anymore penis he`d be in serious danger of knocking teeth loose."

ROTFLMGDFAOOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Female 429
the words of adam and andrew seem appropriate here..

`i call it freedom of expression; most just call me a fag`

lool (:

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Female 429
dont make me brag.

where theres a chris crocker, theres a way.

im the one wearing the hat.

LAUGHING MY FOOKING ASS OFF.

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Male 11,740
The fact that he(?) has 153 million video hits is scary. It`s sad that there are that many morons in the world. I`ve never seen him(?) before and I won`t again.
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Male 275
God, not only is he a stupid prick, but hes stuck so far up his own ass that hes in danger of choking on his own head. `I know a lot of you have we wondering where I was planning to go with the rest of my life...` No we f*cking werent! Just go, fag!
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Male 518
"he`s gay...."

Wow, you`re a fast learner

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Male 962
"he`s gay...."

Is he really. I never notice that before.(sarcasim)

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Male 142
I think this guy is also a fat #$# lier. What network would be stupid enough to give this guy a website then a show?


NVM Fox would.

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Male 962
sorry i just could not watch all of this. I really hate that guy.
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Male 114
looks like he`s not stopping his videos, he`ll keep doing them on youtube, but not on a website of his own. woe is us...
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Male 76
I like that he thinks he is a big enough celebrity to have anyone actually care what he does
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Male 33
he`s gay....
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Male 350
wow... at the time I`m writing this there are 63 comments already.. do you know how dumb you look responding to "it`s" videos? you say omg who cares.. but it looks like you really do care, or would you comment it if you didn`t? You give "it" the attention "it" wants.
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Female 678
the only thing that he had funny was the gouch video. aside from that. oh well.
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Female 2,196
i really dont care wether he is around or not as long as i dont have to see him...
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Male 695
hit by more balls on his chin than Mickey Mantle
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Female 688
All who cares that Ms. Crocker is going to leave you tube forever, say "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!".
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Male 559
What an annoying drat! The only reason he got those millions of hits on his videos is because some jerk keeps linking to him from here and other viral video sites. Let`s ignore the punk and he will go away.
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Male 252
I don`t actually find this guy very annoying. I`m one of those rare people who believe in letting other people get on with their lives without being an a.r.s.e about it.

I did find it funny how he almost got through the entire video without swearing anyway, and only did it for effect.

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Male 236
The caption for this video was incorrect. He`s not leaving YouTube. The "news network" won`t let him say f***. So 4 more years of Crocker. Oh joy, I`m thrilled. Oh yeah, that was sarcasm.
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Male 162
Good bye, don`t care.
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Male 61
that guy needs a slap in the face.....with a knife.
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Male 453
"if that guy were to suck anymore penis he`d be in serious danger of knocking teeth loose."


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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Male 1,014
It`s funny that nobody watched the video, not even fancylad. I did. It was horrible. *shivers*
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Male 416
He has no shame.
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Male 4,393
chris crocker!!??!! leaves .... youtube :-O
COOL !!! 8-) Hate him!!!
just leave youtube chris crocker! nobody gives a hoot!
good !!!! hahahaha


adz050389
Male, 13-17, Australia
55 Posts Monday, April 14, 2008 11:13:13 PM
He`s leaving? forever... OH NO... *one of the happiest moments of my life*


me 2 adz050389 me 2!!! }-)

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Male 528
WHO CARES!
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Female 147
How the hell do I contact fancylad? Some words shouldn`t be unfiltered.
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Female 30
Some of his videos are funny.. But mostly he overdoes it with drama..

I don`t like the guy. All he does is make himself a laughing stock.

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Male 5,194
Mmm... Want to tie him up and have my way with him. He needs to get laid, bad - see how he`s acting like that? Gay cutey-boys start to act like that when they haven`t gotten any for a long time. I need to get behind him and thrust his career in the right direction.
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Female 326
@ velperon

imagine this guy`s parents.

sheesh...jazz hands much? that thing on the vid that breathes and moves...wow...and how was that putting one`s ass on the line to be honest..??

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Male 897
...I`m gonna have to go ahead and agree with wcclark and DuskLord on this one!

Will someone please message him and let him know that his 15 minutes of fame ended like 9 months ago. Being famous for acting like a spaz and defending a worthless pop-star is No Reason To Think Highly Of Yourself!

Watch the news; in a few months we`ll hear:

"Today a man wearing eyeliner and lip gloss was found hanging from the Hollywood sign. Police found a suicide note written with glitter pens pinned to his blouse. Apparently the note was addressed to the youtube community.. But first, here`s Wacky Bob Thompson with the pet of the week!"

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Female 40
Imagine this guy as a parent.
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Male 265
sopranos-ending BTW...
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Male 265
love it when he swallows snot...you can hear it trough the WHOLE video...man...
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Female 208
[email protected] he`s annoying
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Female 1,395
God forbid he should think before he speaks. I thought Britney was inane enough but this guy is a travesty of her.
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Male 534
heh heh.... he took a shot at Perez Hilton... heh heh
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Male 45
yeah he is a fagg*t alright.
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Female 744
He can be amusing sometimes, but mostly he`s a whiny little prick.
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Female 204
*vomits*
he is soooo wrong
anyone else get the urge to punch him in the face whilst watching this?
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Male 27
ffs. There were alomst tears of joy and then boom shattered my hopes. I would comment on his video about instead of swearing how`s about shutting the drat up? but it`ll only fuel the fire more.
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Male 442
so hes worried about censoring on his site where his videos are posted? Uhm this site has censoring... and his videos... oh no don`t let it be true
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Female 2,249
OH YEAH! *high fives wuzzgoof* the rest of you are just jealous of.... um... well you`re just jealous! so :P
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Male 2,076
i shouldn`t be dignifying this with this comment
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Male 626
^

K...

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Female 57
Dearest Chrissy isn`t gonna leave youtube(L) :)
I`m the only one here who loves Chris Crocker AND I`M PROUD OF IT! :D
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Male 2,172
I think what`s even more impressive is that you payed attention and actualy understood what he was saying.
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Male 2,172
Ianislevi... you actually watched the whole video?

How could you?

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Male 237
Goodbye 30 minutes of fame, hello Wal Mart toy counter.
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Male 1,036
what a struggle that was. Just leave will you?
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Male 261
h-o-m-o

if that guy were to suck anymore penis he`d be in serious danger of knocking teeth loose.

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Male 209
Apparently none of you watched it through. Sorry to burst your bubble, but Chris ISN`T leaving youtube, he`s actually saying that he`s going to wait for a better offer than some dumbass company gave him, saying he couldn`t swear in his vids.
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Male 50
He`s leaving? forever... OH NO... *one of the happiest moments of my life*
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Female 447
I can`t say I`m a subscriber cause his video`s are pretty boring but I do respect his decision. Because if they put a limit like that on his videos they would just put more and more. It would be a risk.

Now I must slap myself for even caring though. I mean, what was I thinking? Shame on me.

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Female 1,984
Hate him. He`s pathetic. He`s not worth any of our time. Why did this make it onto IAB?

I don`t care if he`s leaving. South Park ALREADY killed him.

Also, I hate cussing. And I hate hearing it from him. (South Park is okay. ^^.)

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Male 35
This guy is a pathetic waste of human flesh.
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Female 192
"Uhmm, I never knew that chris crocker was a dude...
I thought chris, was short for Christina or something...

Wow...
Uhmm...
Yeah..."
That video is actually the most masculine I`ve seen him yet. And that`s saying something. :-(

Please stay away Miss Crocker. Stay far far away forever. :D

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Male 28
I don`t want to know whats under he`s belt!
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Male 43
Uhmm, I never knew that chris crocker was a dude...
I thought chris, was short for Christina or something...

Wow...
Uhmm...
Yeah...

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Female 347
i cant believe that i watched that whole stupid video. just leave youtube chris crocker! nobody gives a hoot!
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Male 1,540
I can`t wait for that to finally happen.
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Male 317
"Boy, I don`t care at all. I mean, there`s the normal level of lack of caring, and I am 6 feet under that.

Seriously, I almost feel bad at the complete and utter lack of care.

But I don`t."

Damn, you really, really summed it up.

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Male 731
Boy, I don`t care at all. I mean, there`s the normal level of lack of caring, and I am 6 feet under that.

Seriously, I almost feel bad at the complete and utter lack of care.

But I don`t.

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Female 150
lol "don`t make me brag, cause i will and i`m good at it" lmao
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Male 256
couldn`t watch it all, just kept giving me a bigger urge to break something... :/ not fun
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Female 2,144
Haha Love When People Go On Powertrips And End Up Looking Dumb.
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Female 1,516
Who is he kidding? He`ll be back as soon as he realizes that his only chance of getting attention is YouTube. He`s an attention seeker. He gets off on it. When he leaves and people forget about him, he`ll come crawling back.
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Male 29
Is he coked up?
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Male 3,369
Who the hell watches that?

It was hard not to see the "leave Brittany alone (and following spoofs) but really..who would want to watch anything else he has to say?

That boy has drama queeen written all over him!

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Female 151
lol no one cares.
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Female 326
and THAT`s the least of my problems...
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Male 909
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON`T BE A JOKE!


Maybe if I get lucky, Jeffree Star will catch on fire.

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Male 19,861
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