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Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny

Nearly 80 percent of all roommates got sooooo drunk last night. [Awesomely funny NSFW language.]
There are 22 comments:
Male 4,246
It`s hilarious how very serious the news anchor & the researcher are; ONN really is the best! :-D
I look forward to the future studies on how the footprints got all over the living room, too.
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Male 131
lol "almost got laid"
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Male 213
Im against alcohol, it is the cause of many a problem. Chess is much more fun, if everyone played it the world would be a better place
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Male 543
lol @ "got drunk and hit on some chick for like three hours before she said she had a boyfriend.:
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Male 98
Woah, that comment was to Estilo by the way, I apologise to GanjaMan
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Male 98
^Oops, sorry people, the fun has been ruined.
How foolish we all are for getting drunk, did we not think of the consequences?
So much for my life and career, which obviously get destroyed by drinking. Seriously, 100% of the time!

I hate this whole new "serious" attitude to life. If you spend your whole life being really careful about EVERYTHING, yes, you`ll probably live longer, but I bet there`ll be regret there. Live for fun...

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Male 99
People who say "Dude... I got sooo wasted last night" is just as bad as people on drug telling you how drated they are.

So I try my best not to say those when I`ve taken few naughty bits.

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Female 2,074
People getting drunk and damaging their lives, careers, and livers is something I`ll never understand.
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Female 427
Ahhk. Not fair. My finals aren`t over till NEXT weekend. :(

And personally, I WILL get so drunk that (upcoming) night. Guaranteed.

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Female 920
haha that was funny. i like that it was so matter of fact.
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Male 690
onion news kicks arse
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Male 307
man the onion is so good, loved the sections of the pie chart "got drunk and hit on this girl for like three hours before she said she had a boyfriend" roflcopter and "30% said they nearly got laid" HAHA keepum comming
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Male 36
Just think what breakthroughs this discovery could lead to.
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Male 163
Oh I love The Onion, it does make me titter. `60% of Americans will vote for whoever kills the devil`, unlike the current majority of Americans who voted for a man who sold his soul to the devil
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Male 219
Haha "60% of Americans will vote for which ever candidate promises to kill the devil"...How sadly probably true.
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Female 512
hhaha
"got hella wasted"
XD
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Male 10,440
Hey! That was pretty good! And not just the content but the clever animating and video skills. These guys know how its done!
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Female 1,244
Haha
I didn`t get so drunk last night ;-/

I like the bottom stuff too..Man loses courageous battle with train..lol

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Male 136
I promise to kill the devil. And I`ll do it with a taser and put the video on youtube too.

Oh, and I got so drunk last night.

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Female 775
i got hella wasted last weekend...
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Male 3,369
LOL..I was shi t hammered last night too!
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Female 1,338
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