Jesse Sullivan, Bionic Man

Submitted by: lovers007 9 years ago in Science

Unfortunately, the beer belly renders his bionic powers ridiculous.
There are 28 comments:
Male 4,246
Man, the new IRONMAN movie must`ve suffered a few budget cuts.

"I wonder if they chose the hook for the right hand for a reason."
Perhaps because he`s left-handed (or was, at least), Godzukis_Dad? I mean...come ON.

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Male 164
I`m glad I`m not the only one who noticed the convieniently shaped hand for beer cans.
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Male 486
agreed kewl except his beer belly makes it uncool
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Male 822
BlackIpod, even if it is a nerdy comment

it is forgiven due to the fact that his icon is of an avenged sevenfold album

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Male 602
BlackIpod... I seriously doubt it`s the nerdiest comment on here, and even if it is, all the comments are nerdy to some extent.
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Male 4,393
^^^^ lol bionic arm
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Male 92
"Would`nt try to jack off with that bionic arm LOL"

That is the true "Stranger".

But seriously, sweet cheese.

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Male 157
Would`nt try to jack off with that bionic arm LOL
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Male 2,576
I`ve seen worst.
Whats wrong with FMA ?

Anyways, that system is not connected to his nerves, allthough there are a few prototypes out there.

He is using his toes, ankle and whatever is left of his arm to control it. They can attach tendons to the machine and use muscular impulses.

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Male 1,244
Here comes cmanatlan with the nerdiest comment ever recorded on IAB
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Female 738
I wonder what happened that caused him to lose his real arms in the first place...

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Male 26
He was seemingly chuffed. Would I rather have real arms or bionic arms? Hm...
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Male 211
^Ouch.... that`ll hurt, though.
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Female 118
jerk on

jerk off

jerk on

jerk off

you all know what hes going to be doing once he gets home right?

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Male 211
That`s cool. There`s gonna be a lot of Edward Elrics in the future.
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Male 1,003
Hahah, Nice. If I had no arms, I`d give up at life and drink beer on my couch all day, too.
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Male 211
I wonder if they chose the hook for the right hand for a reason.
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Male 1,053
lol this is good stuff ^^
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Male 483
it is truly fantastic how far this sort of technology has come, and how it is now helping people to live more easily
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Male 3,619
I wonder if he moves it with active thinking, or if its just like moving your arm. there is a diffrence.

Anyway, there should be a way to make a robot that could be controld the same way as this arm (if im correct)

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Male 106
but can he still flip me off if i insult his religous veiws?
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Male 3,332
I go up and down and up and down and up and down with my arm all the time. When I`m done, I can`t short myself out, though.
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Male 356
wax on, wax off should have had a different arm motion, though. more of an up and down type of thing, is what i`m thinking.
Maybe Jesse has to practice his grip a bit more before he gives that particular bionic function a try, though. Too tight, and he`d give a whole new meaning to whacks off.
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Female 731
That`s really awesome! Hope for amputee beer drinkers! (The hand wa sperfectly shaped for as beer can..)
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Male 602
That`s like automail from Full Metal Alchemist! They can hook up prostheses to nerves! Except for the fact that`s it`s an anime, the ones in FMA are much more advanced.
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Male 3,369
That was pretty cool! There is hope for amputees. Medical science is kicking ass lately!
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Male 88
Thats really quite disturbing.
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Male 567
Makes Luke Skywalkers hand look a bit crappy doesn`t it.
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