Japanese Develop Goggles to Find Lost Keys

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Science

Japanese researchers have come up with a device which can help find keys and other misplaced household items.
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Male 698
sounds like google but not google
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Male 257
what if you loose your goggles?
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Male 257
LOL crazy japs
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Male 36
DAME! I had a idea just like that! Oh, well it just goes to show you.
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Male 258
i would wear them around looking for money, think about it.
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Male 1,484
yay, i want a pair of goggles that record every single thing i do, maybe some one can hack into them and record what i do straight onto the internet, god that would be a laugh
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Female 1,697
this is silly, I can loose my keys and not know where I left them and I move things around my bedroom all the time, so what I`m gonna be filming everytime I change something? not a bright invension.
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Male 797
Can you make it find interesting links?
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Male 28
I see dead people!
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Female 98
Very good. Make it so big brother can ALWAYS be watching.
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Female 583
...because he obviously couldn`t tell the cellphone was on the table without playing back the footage to make sure the goggles said it was infact a cellphone.
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Female 731
erm, you would need more than one sensor, knowing that something is [w] distance away from [x] sensor is not so useful, having a [y] sensor of height and an extra [x] sensor for triangulation, will indeed be able to sort out if your jazz in in, or on top of the fridge.
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Male 550
I don`t think the goal of inventing the goggles is to find missing keys...
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Male 199
That`s lame!! It is just a camera mounted to goggles that records what you do. So you can play it back and see where you put the keys. What happens if they fall out of your pocket? And how does saying what object you are looking at do anything?
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Male 2,172
It`s called bluetooth.
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Male 2,172
This item will become obsolete really soon when they invent the "virtual object locator".

You take an object ( Like your keys ) and you put a sensor on it that map the item in a virtual area. Turn on your computer and it will indicate the distance between your computer and the object as well as it`s direction away from the computer.

Add a map of your house and you got your object.

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Male 2,113
MUST HAVE!!!!
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Male 292
As always, KOALAMEATPIE has a better idea!!

Why doesn`t the gov`t use these to find bin Laden? Or WMD? Or FANCYLAD`s car after a rough night at the bar? Or PABASA`s feet? PRIMETIME`s sense of reality? Or a bad photograph of DAINTY?

I kid because I adore. Night...

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Male 437
Now all I`m waiting for is my damn x-ray goggles.
One day...one day...
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Male 1,254
I`d like to see the algorithms they needed to devise to get the recognition, that was cool.

And about the only cool thing. From what I understood, they wanted all the data sent to a master computer, which could then be accessed for playback. Sounds like we`re stepping into the direction of Big Brother there.

I thought like everyone else it would be a beam picked up by the goggles from a chip or perhaps a chemical compound applied to certain objects. Someday...

And bAnnAna - The goggles record everything you have seen. You are not particularly interested what you are seeing presently. So let`s say you lost your keys an hour ago, you could access the data and replay what you saw an hour ago and supposedly see where you left your keys. Then you go to that spot and your keys will be there.

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Female 23
I still don`t get it.
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Male 891
guys everywhere will no longer get lost when looking for the g-spot!

everybody say it with me, now: "*groan...*"

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Female 138
thats pretty gay........if your staring at something from 2 inches away, i think your gonna know its your keys....not some freaking pot of plant
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Female 157
the modern car chip thing is a sham. I was told that I needed to pay $150 to get new keys for my car because they have a chip...but all I did was make a copy at home depot and it worked....it`s a lie!!!!(sometimes)
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Male 2,160
lmfao @ primes puppy post,and thats a stupid invention,as if i´d have time to watch playback footage if i´m in a hurry and trying to find my keys,quicker to just grab my reserve pair and run.
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Male 3,296
THAT lame i thought i would bve some xray poo that sees thru stuff
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Male 9,306
Primetimekin: LMAO! XD HAHAHAHA!

Hopefully those will be perfected and everything. Maybe it could even find people in the dark and all.

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Male 332
Well if you lose the goggles, god help you...
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Male 26
lol my bad, didnt completely understand what it was saying....but still do they really expect people to walk around with those things on 24/7?
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Male 26
Great....if you misplaced your cellphone in plain sight right in front of you. all it really seems to do is tell you what your looking at, seems kind of redundant if you ask me
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Male 64
yea i thought it was going to make the keys glow, like you put something on then that makes it so when you use the goggles you can see them thru stuff, kinda like thermal vision or w/e
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Male 142
lol This is funny.... what if I lost the goggles that found my keys? Would I need Goggles to find the goggles that lost my keys?

lol

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Male 291
^^^

true....

i plan on working on that, post haste...

*off to find his goggles*

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Male 208
the japanese are going to use it to find school girl panties
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Male 2,576
Augmented reality is the way to go - goggles laballing streets as you look at them, basically a HUD from whatever you look at.
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Female 920
awwwww! doggie!!!

anyways. yeah..would you have to wear these all the time so it records everything?

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Male 7,933
"learn to read primetimekin. goggles. not google."
While that is what I originally read, it still does not take away from the point that you can search for your keys.

Now watch this puppy as I make my exit

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Male 2,576
Hmm, I have a better idea.

Imbed the keys with a microchip which (on demand) sends out a signal.
Wear the goggles and the area where the keys are glows red.

All modern cars allready have chips in them which need to be read to make the car start anyways.

We have the technology
(We can fix him...)

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Male 133
lol cool but I don`t think it will get big in the USA or UK
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Female 4,028
[quote]So it can help you find your misplaced items...What if your misplaced item IS these goggles?[/quote]
That`s what I was thinking. Also, does that mean you`d have to constantly wear those goggles?
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Male 291
learn to read primetimekin. goggles. not google.
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Male 477
So it can help you find your misplaced items...What if your misplaced item IS these goggles?
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Male 464
I thought the keys would glow or something. :(
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Male 7,933
They already have that. Looked what I typed into myhouse.google.com


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Female 113
isn`t it just easier to find whatever you`ve lost yourself? It mentioned something about playing back footage and I think that`s a bit of a waste of time isnt it? :\
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Male 90
Where can I get some, I Just lost my keys and I don`t feel like acctually looking for them.
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Female 157
I mean dude, it records everything you see....freaky.
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Female 157
Big brother is watching....and now helping you find keys.
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Female 93
That`s kind of cool I guess
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Male 80
^ yea, me too. This is lame.
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Male 26
Not what I was expecting, was thinking it was gonna make the keys glow or something...
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Male 474
Great! Now give us some of Cyclop`s laser-glasses from X-men, THEN I`ll be happy. :D
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Male 4,807
I wonder if it blurs out any japanese genitals the guy looks at?
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Male 272
awesome. now they can add extra info to it so it says what it is and a description, and make it more cooler looking.
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Male 3,301
I must have it. I`m always looking for my crap.
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Male 490
Only the japanese.
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Female 332
Voila...keys found?

Those looked like pansies to me.

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Female 512
hah thats cool
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Male 444
woah

thats sick

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Male 19,873
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