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Date: 04/17/08 10:59 AM

63 Responses to I`ve Converted to Every Religion

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 9:10 am
    Link: I`ve Converted to Every Religion - Just in case.
  2. Profile photo of specialque
    specialque Female 13-17
    513 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
    me too. yay.
  3. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:04 am
    LOL, sweeeet.

    I`m not, though. I`d rather be surprised when I get to hell than live my only life that I know worried about it.

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    snow113 Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:06 am
    Fail
  5. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:07 am
    "Safer to believe in God..."
    lol
    darn right it is. Ignorance is bliss.
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    isa_ragnor Male 18-29
    111 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:07 am
    AMAZING BELIEF SYSTEM
  7. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:12 am
    Meh,
  8. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:13 am
    okay...right...
  9. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:15 am
    "blow self up" <----thats racist....

    and extremely funny

  10. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:17 am
    yeah, okay...was that a dog that was moving around in the other room behind him?...
  11. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:18 am
    as a muslim you DON`T pray to mecca 5 times a day, you pray to Allah...stupid idiot
  12. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:19 am
    Hahahaha! You know, in the end, it doesnt really matter what religion you are, because if religion was right in the first place, the apocalypse is gonna be one giant, epic battle of the gods for our praise, and we just get to sit back and enjoy the show. We need to win the praise of the gods? No! they need to suck up to us! Thats why all the religions are always trying to convert people - trying to make their religion the most appealing - they just want more followers. Some use fear, some use guilt, some use rewards - its all just marketing.
  13. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:23 am
    krembill, Muslims pray FACING Mecca. I understood what he ment.
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    toxicshark Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:24 am
    actually he is right, musilms pray facing Mecca, which means they pray towards the direction of Mecca, which means they pray to Mecca.
  15. Profile photo of Threecubed
    Threecubed Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:24 am
    Tonyjet, "blow self up" is NOT racist. You *could* argue that it is discriminatory toward a religious group, not a race of people.

    The family and culture you were born into is not (as far as anyone is aware) a conscious, personal choice... your religious beliefs are.

    That`s why I feel it`s okay to laugh at videos like this.

  16. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:29 am
    well technicaly, you guys are right, but you`re still wrong...
  17. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Ha... I just saw this on youtube an hour ago. Came to IAB and viola - here it is!

    Gotta love the paraodies.

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:32 am
    --"Safer to believe in God..."
    lol
    darn right it is. Ignorance is bliss.--

    Um... it`s satire. You know that, right?

  19. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:39 am
    Snorfest 2008
  20. Profile photo of Gregoryn95
    Gregoryn95 Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:41 am
    I love Edward Current, especially his Checkmate video =) He does realize that L`Chaim means to life, and therefore makes no sense when used as a goodbye?
  21. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:41 am
    I am a member of Robotology


    All hail Bender!

  22. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:41 am
    thats messed up!
  23. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:57 am
    Haha. Yeah I`d better do that too. Play on the safe side. But he`s sinning a few of them by worshipping Gods other than in that religion. And he has no kabbalah bracelet. :-P
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    blackmind Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 11:59 am
    Blow self up, THEN mass O_o;
  25. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    April 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    This guy is a genious.
  26. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    Thats too bad, man of little faith
  27. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    magic underwear...?

    anyway i was pretty sure God=Allah, i mean Abrahamic God. whatever.

    WHAT ABOUT JAINISM AND BUDDHISM AND ZOROASTORA... whatever

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    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    heh, i`m just glad he got a jab in about scientology >.>

    btw, i`m happy to see a lack of scientology ads today!

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    TheBLB Male 18-29
    239 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    This man is really really annoying. And a terrible actor.
  30. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    ...except Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all worship the same god...

    reminded me of that guy from "The Mummy" with like a thousand different religious pendants

  31. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Haha I thought it was pretty funny
  32. Profile photo of comodinzero
    comodinzero Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    Thou shallt not put another God before me :)
  33. Profile photo of kurush
    kurush Male 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    shamille, it`s "Zoroastrianism"
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    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    339 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    Cthulhu is going to be pissed he didn`t get mentioned in this video.
  35. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    LOL at `blow self up`...

    Oh man.

    He had a few important points in the beginning of the video, though.

  36. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Oh, and LOL at `magic underwear`. So true.
  37. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Hahahaha, well I`m jewish and today I went to the temple, I go there cos` I work there, and a rabbi was talking about that!, so what are the odds!....

    Well he said jewish people are the chosen people, so you can`t be wrong by being the chosen ones. Yep, I hope he`s right.

  38. Profile photo of Focusfired
    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    haha i think Cthulhu would send this guy to hell just because cambria
  39. Profile photo of hipolvr
    hipolvr Female 18-29
    12 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Exodus 20:3
    "You shall have no other gods before me.

    I think this ruins his plans

  40. Profile photo of kulekaitlyn
    kulekaitlyn Female 13-17
    112 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    that would suck if we had to do that to ensure we would get to heaven. but we don`t have to because jesus christ is the one true way to heaven. =]
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    GeorgieRose Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    I guess he could argue there are no other gods *before* God, but that the others are merely side by side, as it were...
  42. Profile photo of xBLiTZKRiEGx
    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    i don`t think amish qualifies as a religion...
  43. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Joolin: Hahahaha! You know, in the end, it doesnt really matter what religion you are, because if religion was right in the first place, the apocalypse is gonna be one giant, epic battle of the gods for our praise, and we just get to sit back and enjoy the show. We need to win the praise of the gods? No! they need to suck up to us! Thats why all the religions are always trying to convert people - trying to make their religion the most appealing - they just want more followers. Some use fear, some use guilt, some use rewards - its all just marketing.

    That is so funny and awesome :-D.

  44. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    kulekaitlyn:that would suck if we had to do that to ensure we would get to heaven. but we don`t have to because jesus christ is the one true way to heaven. =]

    Seems like you utterly missed the point.

  45. Profile photo of ace420
    ace420 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    SCHMUCK!@

    Why anyone believes in god anymore, and then to believe because you are scared of what may happen when you die if you are wrong. I have news for all you god lovers out there, when you die, YOU ARE WORM FOOD!!!!! THAT IS ALL

  46. Profile photo of MaFSotL
    MaFSotL Male 18-29
    20 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Well i`m glad to see that ace420 here has no biased opinion and makes fully rational arguments for the sake of his beliefs...
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    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    THis is great. Funny and smart.
    However, I do think worshipping them all is taking the cowards way...be brave, go atheist
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    chezgrindr Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Yeah, except "Do not have any other gods before me." is the third commandment. And the prayer is that Allah is the only true god.

    Its still funny though xD

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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    "I guess he could argue there are no other gods *before* God, but that the others are merely side by side, as it were..."

    Ha ha loophole.

  50. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    That was cool and awsome. Joolin is right.

    Wow...we all actually agree for once, about religion, the R word that prompts debate.

    Considering the suicide bomb was mnent as a joke, that ws great. That was great. He should have poinbted out similarities, or maybe some other guy can.

    It`s the same God.

    there are things we disgree on though. I don`;t really want to prompt

  51. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    I`m in love with him.
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    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    may he be touched by His noodly appendage. RAmen.
  53. Profile photo of Eternal76
    Eternal76 Female 30-39
    226 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    Lol, cute video. But I`ll continue to be an Atheist.
  54. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Ahahahahahaha Scientology. ... Wait, I`m going to get killed for this post, won`t I. SAVE ME GOD.
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    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Very Funny. I love this.
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    krembill, just... go kill yourself

    don`t call people idiots for saying something because you think they`re wrong. it makes you seem like even more of an idiot when you make fun of someone you thought was wrong, then find out you`re the one who got the facts wrong.

    it`s true that they pray to mecca. they have to face it when they pray.

  57. Profile photo of Hucky0
    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    Don`t we all wear magic underwear?
  58. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    Go Christians, wooo! We rock!
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    richoricho Male 40-49
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    April 17, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    Read The Good Book - 10 commandments is a good place to start. "You shall have no other gods before me for I the Lord your God am a jealous God". Sorry dude you can`t hedge your bets. Just pick a side.
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Well when I die im getting crenated. So if god existed, my spirit would be trapped a f*cking urn for the rest of time.
    But of course there is no god.
  61. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    April 17, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    cremated*
  62. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    lol, he`s trying too hard.
    Ah well. Wish him luck. ^_^!
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    Actualy I AM kinda suprised there was no Cthulhu mentioned. The Great Old Ones will be pissed...
    Ia, Ia Cthulhu! Cthulhu R`lyeh wgah nag`l f`tagn.
    No religion ever existing really makes anymore logical sense than any other...wether it be scientology or christianity, Hinduism or Wicca. Ironic how they basically all FIGHT about who is the most peacefull...
    "Oh blessed St. Mary of Drag Queens, please grant your never humble servants and our new friends with Grace, Jewels, and Support Hose. Gay-Men."

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