I`ve Converted to Every Religion

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny
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Just in case.
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Male 477
Actualy I AM kinda suprised there was no Cthulhu mentioned. The Great Old Ones will be pissed...
Ia, Ia Cthulhu! Cthulhu R`lyeh wgah nag`l f`tagn.
No religion ever existing really makes anymore logical sense than any other...wether it be scientology or christianity, Hinduism or Wicca. Ironic how they basically all FIGHT about who is the most peacefull...
"Oh blessed St. Mary of Drag Queens, please grant your never humble servants and our new friends with Grace, Jewels, and Support Hose. Gay-Men."
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Female 1,407
lol, he`s trying too hard.
Ah well. Wish him luck. ^_^!
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Male 1,556
cremated*
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Male 1,556
Well when I die im getting crenated. So if god existed, my spirit would be trapped a f*cking urn for the rest of time.
But of course there is no god.
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Male 1,036
Read The Good Book - 10 commandments is a good place to start. "You shall have no other gods before me for I the Lord your God am a jealous God". Sorry dude you can`t hedge your bets. Just pick a side.
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Male 117
Go Christians, wooo! We rock!
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Male 131
Don`t we all wear magic underwear?
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Female 1,070
krembill, just... go kill yourself

don`t call people idiots for saying something because you think they`re wrong. it makes you seem like even more of an idiot when you make fun of someone you thought was wrong, then find out you`re the one who got the facts wrong.

it`s true that they pray to mecca. they have to face it when they pray.

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Male 504
Very Funny. I love this.
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Female 507
Ahahahahahaha Scientology. ... Wait, I`m going to get killed for this post, won`t I. SAVE ME GOD.
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Female 226
Lol, cute video. But I`ll continue to be an Atheist.
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Female 161
may he be touched by His noodly appendage. RAmen.
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Female 377
I`m in love with him.
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Female 4,225
That was cool and awsome. Joolin is right.

Wow...we all actually agree for once, about religion, the R word that prompts debate.

Considering the suicide bomb was mnent as a joke, that ws great. That was great. He should have poinbted out similarities, or maybe some other guy can.

It`s the same God.

there are things we disgree on though. I don`;t really want to prompt

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Female 706
"I guess he could argue there are no other gods *before* God, but that the others are merely side by side, as it were..."

Ha ha loophole.

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Male 17
Yeah, except "Do not have any other gods before me." is the third commandment. And the prayer is that Allah is the only true god.

Its still funny though xD

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Female 235
THis is great. Funny and smart.
However, I do think worshipping them all is taking the cowards way...be brave, go atheist
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Male 20
Well i`m glad to see that ace420 here has no biased opinion and makes fully rational arguments for the sake of his beliefs...
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Male 69
[email protected]

Why anyone believes in god anymore, and then to believe because you are scared of what may happen when you die if you are wrong. I have news for all you god lovers out there, when you die, YOU ARE WORM FOOD!!!!! THAT IS ALL

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Female 268
kulekaitlyn:that would suck if we had to do that to ensure we would get to heaven. but we don`t have to because jesus christ is the one true way to heaven. =]

Seems like you utterly missed the point.

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Female 268
Joolin: Hahahaha! You know, in the end, it doesnt really matter what religion you are, because if religion was right in the first place, the apocalypse is gonna be one giant, epic battle of the gods for our praise, and we just get to sit back and enjoy the show. We need to win the praise of the gods? No! they need to suck up to us! Thats why all the religions are always trying to convert people - trying to make their religion the most appealing - they just want more followers. Some use fear, some use guilt, some use rewards - its all just marketing.

That is so funny and awesome :-D.

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Male 92
i don`t think amish qualifies as a religion...
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Female 49
I guess he could argue there are no other gods *before* God, but that the others are merely side by side, as it were...
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Female 111
that would suck if we had to do that to ensure we would get to heaven. but we don`t have to because jesus christ is the one true way to heaven. =]
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Female 12
Exodus 20:3
"You shall have no other gods before me.

I think this ruins his plans

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Male 84
haha i think Cthulhu would send this guy to hell just because cambria
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Female 1,697
Hahahaha, well I`m jewish and today I went to the temple, I go there cos` I work there, and a rabbi was talking about that!, so what are the odds!....

Well he said jewish people are the chosen people, so you can`t be wrong by being the chosen ones. Yep, I hope he`s right.

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Female 2,074
Oh, and LOL at `magic underwear`. So true.
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Female 2,074
LOL at `blow self up`...

Oh man.

He had a few important points in the beginning of the video, though.

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Female 338
Cthulhu is going to be pissed he didn`t get mentioned in this video.
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Male 146
shamille, it`s "Zoroastrianism"
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Male 33
Thou shallt not put another God before me :)
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Female 1,244
Haha I thought it was pretty funny
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Male 648
...except Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all worship the same god...

reminded me of that guy from "The Mummy" with like a thousand different religious pendants

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Male 237
This man is really really annoying. And a terrible actor.
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Male 84
heh, i`m just glad he got a jab in about scientology >.>

btw, i`m happy to see a lack of scientology ads today!

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Female 831
magic underwear...?

anyway i was pretty sure God=Allah, i mean Abrahamic God. whatever.

WHAT ABOUT JAINISM AND BUDDHISM AND ZOROASTORA... whatever

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Male 394
Thats too bad, man of little faith
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Male 1,455
This guy is a genious.
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Male 694
Blow self up, THEN mass O_o;
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Female 486
Haha. Yeah I`d better do that too. Play on the safe side. But he`s sinning a few of them by worshipping Gods other than in that religion. And he has no kabbalah bracelet. :-P
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Male 2,113
thats messed up!
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Female 960
I am a member of Robotology


All hail Bender!

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Male 153
I love Edward Current, especially his Checkmate video =) He does realize that L`Chaim means to life, and therefore makes no sense when used as a goodbye?
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Male 908
Snorfest 2008
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Female 1,984
--"Safer to believe in God..."
lol
darn right it is. Ignorance is bliss.--

Um... it`s satire. You know that, right?

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Female 1,984
Ha... I just saw this on youtube an hour ago. Came to IAB and viola - here it is!

Gotta love the paraodies.

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Male 1,091
well technicaly, you guys are right, but you`re still wrong...
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Male 109
actually he is right, musilms pray facing Mecca, which means they pray towards the direction of Mecca, which means they pray to Mecca.
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Male 9
Tonyjet, "blow self up" is NOT racist. You *could* argue that it is discriminatory toward a religious group, not a race of people.

The family and culture you were born into is not (as far as anyone is aware) a conscious, personal choice... your religious beliefs are.

That`s why I feel it`s okay to laugh at videos like this.

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Male 3,369
krembill, Muslims pray FACING Mecca. I understood what he ment.
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Male 1,002
Hahahaha! You know, in the end, it doesnt really matter what religion you are, because if religion was right in the first place, the apocalypse is gonna be one giant, epic battle of the gods for our praise, and we just get to sit back and enjoy the show. We need to win the praise of the gods? No! they need to suck up to us! Thats why all the religions are always trying to convert people - trying to make their religion the most appealing - they just want more followers. Some use fear, some use guilt, some use rewards - its all just marketing.
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Male 1,091
as a muslim you DON`T pray to mecca 5 times a day, you pray to Allah...stupid idiot
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Female 775
yeah, okay...was that a dog that was moving around in the other room behind him?...
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Male 3,296
"blow self up" <----thats racist....

and extremely funny

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Male 2,160
okay...right...
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Male 592
Meh,
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Male 111
AMAZING BELIEF SYSTEM
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Male 1,003
"Safer to believe in God..."
lol
darn right it is. Ignorance is bliss.
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Male 133
Fail
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Female 332
LOL, sweeeet.

I`m not, though. I`d rather be surprised when I get to hell than live my only life that I know worried about it.

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Female 512
me too. yay.
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Female 1,586
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