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With gums like these, who needs teeth...?
"In an Absolut world... at least you won`t remember that night."
`Big Billy` was too sexy for grandma...but not his shirt.
CAPTION: Woman on left: Bleh...Woman in the middle: Argh, need more arsenic..
"In an Absolut World..."
The Double Mint Twins, in retirement!
Heinekin extra strong, kills your grandma.
Originally titled American History XXX, Edward Norton decided to turn his life around.
The Bush Twins Will NEVER stop partying.
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The Vanilla Ice Come-Back tour has started.GILF’s Wanted.
Orlando Bloom`s visit to the old peoples home ended in legless catastrophe.
congradulations! You`ve just won the award for best party ever!
lightweights, theres one at every party
Abba will be on tour next year, buy your VIP backstage pass now !
Never to old to get drunk and never to young to...do whatever you do
Boy, this orgy is off to a slow start!
Only in America
When he asked for `experienced party girls` this wasn`t what he had in mind.
Lady Sitting: Lets see...(Pause)She pukes...
This is how threesome`s roll in Alabama
Guy in a shirt: " So you say this is how ur kickin` it `old`school grandma? "
Trevor`s preference of a MILF was far more extreme than anyone cared to know about.
Granny never had a problem holding down cheap beer and bottom-shelf liquor, but the sight of orange polyester and a mullet put her over the top.
CAption:Here love , take a sip o this, ittle make it all better
Guy: Here`s an idea! Follow me and bring a cup while I get my camera.....
"Dude! Should had a Bud Light"
Seventies Man is severely displeased with the quality of tonight`s `entertainment`.
worst. birthday part. ever.
Guy: They said they were 18 in the chatroom.
Mooooooooom! Your`e embarassing me in front of my girlfriend. This is the worst 36th birthday ever!
this is the party that grandma left just before she got run over by a reindeer...
"Oh Grandma, you sly fox."
"What seems to be the officer problem?"
Root beer keg party anyone?
Worst. Bacholorette. Ever.
After the debacle, Billy Ray Cyrus vowed never to play another Senior Mixer.
Man Britney really let herself go, that green couch is sooo last year
THIS IS THE RETIREMENT HOME!!!
The pride of the United States
For anyone interested, here`s where it comes from;
But my fav post so far is "2 Grannies, one Ed Norton"
Creepy Guy: "Hello, Margaret" *waggles eyebrows
The scandal Nixon was really trying to cover up at the Watergate hotel...his family.
look! im drinking from the bin!
the evolution of drinking
Generation X: This is our future.
The after math of jones thanksgiving dinner sodas.
Beer. Grandmas. Motel.
Yeehaw! Spring break in Alabama!
And then the producers realized that maybe "Two Girls One Cup: Granny Edition" wasn`t goiong to go to well...
It`s illegal for taste-testers to swallow what they put in their mouths during working hours.
Yet another e-harmony customer.
Damn, they`re not getting any prettier...must...drink...more!!!
To dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunked life...I`m coverin` up my head!...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey...Really?...and a boot to the head!
What happens when you take one hot guy, two old ladies, and a LOT of beer?
A new reality game show, of course!
Grannies gone wild!
"Ohh, yes i did..."
Granny vomiting: Sonny stole my kidney!
-That lung you just coughed up will earn me enough to buy some more mullet gel, grandma.
- And another ginger suit for me!
Left Gran: *coughs* Hey wait! This isn`t my laxative, this is beer!
The sheer sight of the day-glow orange suit was just too much for grandma.
Back off man, these ladies are spoken for.
Somehow, two girls one cup was better on the internet.
WE will return on "homicidal homevideos T.V." after these messages.
This week in "Caring for the elderly with Antonio": How to treat cardiac arrest.
O`Doyle soon realized that he did not indeed rule.
What the grannies don`t know is, I laced their drinks with Viagra!
Middle gran: "Man up you couple of fairies! Can`t either of you take your alcohol? Who`s for another round of tequila?"
Grandma: man this beer sucks.i hope no one is taking a picture.Lady in orange: Hmmmmm i hope no one sees me stealing this bottle of wine That dude: WTF are you looking at?!?
Ok Tourists, look to your left and you`ll see `Celebs in 2054` On the Far left, is Brittany SpearsIn the Middle is Paris Hilton, and on the right is Haley Joel Osment
The drugs and alcohol they could handle...but the garish or