I-A-B`s Caption If You Can, X: Submit Caps Now

Submitted by: mrpopenfresh 9 years ago in Weird

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There are 435 comments:
Female 370
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Man on the side: "What are you looking at, later I`m going home with one of them."
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Male 4,867
hey grandma u want anything a bit stronger
blerghhhhh- vodka,neat - blerggghh
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Male 4,867
Only in America ;)
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Male 4,867
OMG this crappy american beer is fudgein sick
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Male 761
CAPTION: Finally Johny Depp decided to throw caution to the wind and revel in the joys of having senior citizen discount!
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Male 9
Clinton Campaigns in Washington.
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Male 78
Caption : I hope they`re still pretty after I sober up.
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Female 347
caption: bow chicka wow wow
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Male 101
CAPTION:

With gums like these, who needs teeth...?

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Male 14
CAPTION: MAN: It`s times like this that I wish I were just... Gay as hell.
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Male 33
caption: with a little beer, anybody can look like jessica alba
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Male 33
caption: threesomes, even these poor fools can have one
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Male 36
Caption:WTF?
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Male 98
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"In an Absolut world... at least you won`t remember that night."

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Male 201
The inspiration behind 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Male 21
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`Big Billy` was too sexy for grandma...but not his shirt.

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Female 1
Beer Nelly? Are you crazy? Hes gonna need Vodka goggles for us!
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Male 1,725
CAPTION: Man: I love hanging with my ladies.

CAPTION: Woman on left: Bleh...
Woman in the middle: Argh, need more arsenic..

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Male 277
Caption:
"blurgh.. Holy Shucking Fit... this reverse elixir is great"
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Female 45
Caption: She`s not the only one who puked after seeing those outfits
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Male 18
CAPTION: The Real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
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Male 29
Caption: Fancylad takes a picture at his family reunion.
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Male 686
CAPTION: Woman: Billy J, take a look at my back, I`ve got a red neck. Billy J: Let me drink this beer and mullet over.
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Female 12
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woman sitting: this isnt ginger ale its beer
woman standing: its not ginger ale
man: mmmmmm beer
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Male 686
CAPTION: Welcome to the Hotel California, where you can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave!!! No matter HOW bad you want to!!
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Male 6
Caption:

"In an Absolut World..."

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Male 686
CAPTION: Grandma: *Spits out beer* Thats not Cherry Chocolate Rain!!!
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Male 1,085
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The Double Mint Twins, in retirement!

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Male 329
caption" behind the music; how John Melloncamp became John "Couger" Melloncamp
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Male 260
"caption: welcome to Kentucky, set your watch back 30 years"

Thats funny.

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Male 329
caption: welcome to Kentucky, set your watch back 30 years
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Male 329
caption" Betty thought she had tried everything until Curtis introduced her to Jenkem
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Male 329
caption: Betty soon discovered that Peach Schnapps and Licorice flavored condoms do not mix!
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Male 329
caption; double your pleasure, double your fun
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Male 329
caption: guy, "NEXT!"
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Male 329
caption: calgon take me away!
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Female 2,672
Caption

Heinekin extra strong, kills your grandma.

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Male 329
caption" Where`s the beef?!
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Male 329
caption: roach motel, roaches check in, but they don`t check out
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Male 329
caption: raid kills bugs dead
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Male 260
Caption:

Originally titled American History XXX, Edward Norton decided to turn his life around.

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Female 7
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The Bush Twins Will NEVER stop partying.

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Male 329
caption: sure you could stay some place nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?
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Male 329
caption: Motel 6, we`ll leave the lysol for ya!
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Male 329
caption: sure you could saty someplace nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?
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Male 329
caption: You rented the room, now buy the video!
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Male 329
caption: Best Western, Cheap and easy...just like your mother.
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Male 329
caption: Putting the "Ho" in Hotel
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Male 329
I`ve got a few here so I am gonna add them all to one post. Keep in mind these are all REAL hotel slogans!

caption: Westin, choose your travel partner wisely
caption: Hilton Garden Inn, everything right where you need it.

caption:Homewood Suites, make yourself at home.

caption:Sheraton Hotels, who`s taking care of you?

caption:Ramada International, everything except excess.

caption:Whitelaw Hotels, clean sheets, hot water, stiff drinks.

caption:Lady`s First design hotel for businesswomen, Lady`s First. Where lady`s at her best.

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Male 329
caption: A well we`re movin on uuup, to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the skyyyy
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Male 1,053
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SHE JUST GOT RICK ROLLED!!
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Male 1
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The Vanilla Ice Come-Back tour has started.
GILF’s Wanted.

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Male 356
caption: Guy "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna break your heart."
Granny "Blargh!"
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Female 1,412
Caption : The candidates for this years election wern`t feeling so great.
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Female 25
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It`s Three A.M...
Where The Hell Is Hilary?
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Female 17
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just like old times.
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Male 32
CAPTION: Are you an old woman that throws up at the very thought of clubbing and teenage kicks? Do you often wish you could go out, get wasted but can never find your good glasses? Well with new "Bud Rejuvin8", you too can be as young and nubile as Ed Norton
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Female 17
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New episodes! Undercover cops busting granny prostitutes.
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Female 25
Caption:
Clinton Campaign Headquarters
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Female 17
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Some people always enjoy spending time with their grandkids.
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Female 17
Caption:
Don`t look for a spouse at the family reunion.
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Female 17
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This is Cathy, a real person, we have a celebrity here, Ed Norton, to explain what happened to her car.
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Female 17
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This is What happens when don`t go to FREECreditReport.com
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Female 118
Grandmas boy?
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Female 17
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Male 10
Caption: After 18 straight drinks, Magerat treid to recreate the scene from Basic Insticnt infront of the spanish hotel worker...
It did not go well.....
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Male 136
Caption: the cover spread for redneck playboy.
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Male 483
Caption:

Orlando Bloom`s visit to the old peoples home ended in legless catastrophe.

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Male 9
No one ever said Pimpin was easy.
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Male 13
Got GILF?
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Male 686
CAPTION: Bill O`Reilly wasn`t the only one who got goatse`d.
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Male 16
ex- senior barfolympic champ shows new trainee her unique winning style, that won her the gold.
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Male 686
CAPTION: Man: Welcome to the fam`ly reunion. That there in th` orange is muh ma/aunt/cousin/sister/wife. The one throwin` up is muh grandma/aunt/neice/new ma.
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Male 239
Caption:Beer Goggles, a man`s best friend.
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Male 239
CAPTION:"The cast of Harry Potter 60 years later.Note Rupert Grint`s change in hairstyle."
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Male 686
CAPTION: Red Haired Lady: Ok, Elvis, you don`t tell anyone I spiked Grandma`s drink and I won`t tell anyone you`re still alive
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Male 320
CAPTION: Remember when your gran got wasted and threw up in a bucket, Pepperidge farm remembers.
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Male 320
CAPTION: This was the only party where no one had taken any pills.
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Male 144
Caption: Geriatric Coors - for those times when you`re in the mood for someone with more...experience.
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Male 320
CAPTION: This always happens when we do role playing!
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Male 1,091
SUGGESTION: keep the CIYC link on the top of the page for the duration of the contest, so people won`t miss it...LET`S VOTE FOR THIS BRILLIANT IDEA!!:D
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Male 16
Just a short one, "You might be a redneck."
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Male 1,091
CAPTION:"...and that`s how I got into the VERY adult business..."
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Female 102
CAPTION: Johnny Depp regrets partying with his aunts.
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Male 149
"Pimp Juice. If she gags, she hasn`t consented yet."
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Male 149
Guy,"I`m the one who swallowed a gray hair and your the one gagging. Wuss."
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Male 11
Caption: Thats what you get for driking too much.
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Male 8
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congradulations! You`ve just won the award for best party ever!

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Male 96
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lightweights, theres one at every party

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Male 10
caption "SPRING BREAK!"
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Male 10
Caption : "Drinks £50
Shirt and pants £75
Three way orgy with two grannies -priceless
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Male 31
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Abba will be on tour next year, buy your VIP backstage pass now !

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Female 1,071
Caption: Drink `til there pretty
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Male 46
Caption: blind dating takes on a new generation gap theme - Blind Drunk Dating
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Male 46
Caption: Lady in the middle "We hired this john for the night to teach us to party like college kids for Spring Break - one beer and we`ve lost Vera......."
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Male 944
Caption:

Never to old to get drunk and never to young to...do whatever you do

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Male 189
Caption: Carlsburg don`t make granny`s but if they did they`d probably be the best granny`s in the world!!
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Male 182
CAPTION: LADY IN ORANGE: Larry! Aunt Ethel took one of those clover pills instead of her sciatica medicine
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Male 5,970
Caption: When my laxitives said to take with a liquid, I thought beer would br fun because i get to party at the same time, but i was surely mistaken
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Male 188
Caption: Commiseration drinks at the Huckabee campaign headquarters
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Male 217
Caption: Britney`s family weren`t making great role models.
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Male 8
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Boy, this orgy is off to a slow start!

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Male 217
Caption: Ed Norton watches the live show of two grannies one bucket
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Male 1
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Only in America

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Male 415
Caption: 2 girls 1 cup, the early versions
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Female 98
Caption:

When he asked for `experienced party girls` this wasn`t what he had in mind.

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Male 27
Lady standing: How much hard liquor is here?

Lady Sitting: Lets see...
(Pause)
She pukes...

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Male 32
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This is how threesome`s roll in Alabama

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Male 40
i dont know whats funnier the guys hair on the granny puking
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Male 136
Caption: Bob had always been a very spiritual man. his Grandma sticking more to the physical side of life.
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Male 136
Caption: Grandma, suspecting the cops were onto her. resorted to desperate measures to get rid of her stash.
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Male 3
Man on right: "Gigity Gig"
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Male 74
Caption: 2 Girls 1 Cup ain`t got nothin on these girls.
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Male 452
"God bless America"
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Male 452
The real `American History X`
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Male 4,246
CAPTION:
The top three probable side-effects of watching "2 Girls, 1 Cup": Nausea, alcoholism and perverse arousal.
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Female 4
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Guy in a shirt: " So you say this is how ur kickin` it `old`school grandma? "

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Male 4,246
CAPTION:
Dammit, "70`s Night" is about dressing up like you`re in THE 70`s, not YOUR 70`s!!
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Male 3,631
When going for the fatter of the two simply doesn`t do it, try going for the one who starts puking. Then, by the end of the night, at least you`ll be even.
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Male 782
CAPTION:
"Even though Grandma didn`t know what the hell owned meant, that`s exactly what she was - by a can of beer."
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Male 292
CAPTION:

Trevor`s preference of a MILF was far more extreme than anyone cared to know about.

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Male 292
CAPTION:

Granny never had a problem holding down cheap beer and bottom-shelf liquor, but the sight of orange polyester and a mullet put her over the top.

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Male 782
CAPTION:
Clothes from the local thrift-shop - 10$
3 meatlovers dream at Pizza Hut 40$
Booze and beer - 35$
Your Mother-in-law puking on her own carpet - Priceless
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Male 895
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Old lady on bed...My mom is going to kill me when she finds out...

CAption:
Here love , take a sip o this, ittle make it all better

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Male 27
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Guy: Here`s an idea! Follow me and bring a cup while I get my camera.....

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Male 10
Caption: The hidden camera in the bin recieved an intresting shot
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Female 434
Caption: While Betsy was vomiting and Joe was having another one of his "religious experiences", Edna slipped some more klonopin into the vodka, glancing around to make sure no one had noticed.
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Male 34
Caption: When life hands you lemons, sleep with old women.
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Male 34
The Golden Girls keeps it real.
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Male 34
Caption: The night President Bush was conceived.
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Male 34
Caption: Depp likes to relax and throw a few back, after a tough day on the set.
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Male 833
Caption: "Steve finally took the plunge and took two ladies off the street to lose his virginity once and for all"
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Male 34
Caption: Johnny Depp`s career would never be the same.
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Male 136
Caption: next time, on Heroes.
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Male 136
Caption: the Marvel writing team brainstorms the plot of their next film.
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Male 34
Caption: "No, look, I`m sorry - this still isn`t enough alcohol."
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Male 136
Caption: The Multiple Side-effects of being rick roll`d.
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Male 28
This picture makes no sense.
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Male 1,263
Caption:
"Errrrbody in the nursin` home gettin tipsy"
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Male 136
caption: Chuck decided once and for all that his gate crashing days were over.
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Male 161
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what the deuce?
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Female 22
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Lady on bed: I remember when I was young.I could drink you under th- BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH
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Female 128
Caption: [Lady in Orange] Back in my day...OH A BUTTERFLY!
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Male 274
CAPTION: Deuce Bigalow 3: Drunk`n Ol` Lady Gigolo
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Male 4,004
CAPTION:

"Dude! Should had a Bud Light"

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Male 7
Necrophilia: a good reason to keep grandma drinking
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Male 371
CAPTION: Trevor is beginning to regret having drunk from the Fountain of Youth-- partying with his friends is more depressing than he remember it to be.
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Male 7
Grandma...Not again.
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Male 7
Grannies gone Wild!
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Male 7
This is a good day at the retirement home.
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Male 838
Caption: God, if only those guys at the D&D club could see me now!
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Male 43
this one doesnt even need a caption
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Male 101
Caption: Christmas at Fancylad`s house.
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Male 2,440
Caption: America: Full of drunk grandmothers and guys desperate enough to f* ck them.
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Male 390
Caption: Uncle Jesse, did you really go to such crazy parties when you were younger?
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Male 390
Caption: Uncle Jesse... Is that you?!?
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Male 101
CAPTION:

Seventies Man is severely displeased with the quality of tonight`s `entertainment`.

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Male 10,440
Caption:
(ad)
Man: Drink Beer! it makes any woman look attractive, even these.
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Female 1,264
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worst. birthday part. ever.

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Female 1,264
COME ON PEOPLE ARE WE JUST COPY PASTING FROM CRACKED NOW. caption? CAPTION? GEE I DUNNO MAYBE TRY, A THREESOMES A THREESOME! FOILED!
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Female 61
Female 61
Um a caption contest for this picture was just on cracked.com.
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Male 50
if i go there will be trouble... if i stay it will be double ... all right
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Male 23
Caption: no matter how you slice it, a threesomes a threesome
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Male 60
CAPTION:
"Bob, quit showing that `Two Girls, One Cup" video."
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Male 306
Caption: DAMM!!! you Craigs List
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Female 160
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Guy: They said they were 18 in the chatroom.

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Male 60
CAPTION:
Jenna Bush Wedding reception.
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Male 60
CAPTION:
Britney, Jamie Lynn, and Kevin Federline celebrate Britney`s new album, "Baby, No...Blllllaaarrrrgggggg"
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Male 1,036
CAPTION:

Mooooooooom! Your`e embarassing me in front of my girlfriend. This is the worst 36th birthday ever!

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Female 328
CAPTION: This summer, check out Johnny Depp in his most challenging role, in "Pirates of the Comfort Inn: Curse of the Black Hurl".
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Female 341
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this is the party that grandma left just before she got run over by a reindeer...

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Male 60
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"Oh Grandma, you sly fox."


"What seems to be the officer problem?"

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Male 149
Caption:
Sope operas taking a turn for the worst
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Male 668
CAPTION:

Root beer keg party anyone?

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Male 7
CAPTION: Guy: the best thng about grannies is i keep getting older and they stay the same age. Alright
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Female 406
Caption: Poor Granny, trying to talk to a trash can. Poor trash can, being barfed on by drunk Granny.
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Male 149
Caption: The 70`s at thier best.
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Female 328
CAPTION: Anyone can "rob the cradle"...a REAL MAN robs the Posture-Pedic Adjustable Mattress.
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Male 376
caption: Her patience had paid off, and now Alice was going to restock her liquor cabinet for free.
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Female 35
This always happens when i eat the worm
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Female 35
Senor Estiban: You bet your sweet @$$ i did
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Female 35
Could`a had a V8
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Male 149
Caption:
Where are they now? Tonight at 6:00 PM Eastern.
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Female 252
Caption: If you think this is bad you should have seen what happened to the Spring Breakers!
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Male 149
Caption:
In other news, NASA is to search for "Weird life"
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Male 1,036
CAPTION:

Worst. Bacholorette. Ever.

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Male 1,014
CAPTION:

After the debacle, Billy Ray Cyrus vowed never to play another Senior Mixer.

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Male 612
Caption: (musical tone) 99 grannies with beer on the wall, 99 grannies with beer! They chug one down, they twirl around, 99 piles of puke on the ground!
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Male 185
Caption:

Man Britney really let herself go, that green couch is sooo last year

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Male 612
that`s my caption
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Male 612
Even with a puking mother and half-dead son, people still wonder why Martha is an alcoholic.
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Female 466
Caption:
Next episode of "Cop`s".... ala Miami style!!!!
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Female 466
Caption:
George Bush`s grand daughters 40 yrs from now!!!!
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Female 15
Caption: Man: "Dude, I think I`ve had enough alcohol now to see what you meant about Hot, Drunk Chicks at Party!!!"
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Male 103
and of coarse i have to put this in...

Caption:

THIS IS THE RETIREMENT HOME!!!

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Male 103
no offence :D
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Male 103
Caption:

The pride of the United States

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Male 1,003
"`disgrAce Ventura: Granny Detective`, Jim Carrey didn`t make it through the end of this movie, after he was diagnosed with liver cancer"
it was a p0rno btw, he needed the alcohol.
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Male 158
CAPTION: This is when we knew that the 35 year high school reunion went sour.
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Male 158
CAPTION: Alcohol - Keeping mullets shiny, and old women horny since 1875
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Male 17
CAPTION: There`s gonna be troublllllllllllle......
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Male 1,036
Excellent. I knew that thread was too good to be missed.

For anyone interested, here`s where it comes from;

http://www.rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33919785

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Male 130
CAPTION:
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila.
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Male 1,766
caption: Calebrity Rehab:the golden years
Tjis weak britney gives another crotch shot while k-fed is about to pass out
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Male 17
CAPTION: Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!
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Male 17
CAPTION: Balki, lets look into the future.
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Male 24
CAPTION: Grandma`s Boy-Toy
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Male 7
Fiiine...a 10% discount for the one on the bed...but the other one`s still full price
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Male 17
CAPTION: Our government doing their "jobs"
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Male 99
CAPTION:
Dude : I`d rather be at sausage fest.


But my fav post so far is "2 Grannies, one Ed Norton"

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Male 24
CAPTION: New Episodes of Three`s Company only on the WB
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Male 17
CAPTION: The only supporters of the Clinton Campaign. Drunk Old Fugly People.
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Male 108
Caption:
"....score?"
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Male 19
Caption: Grannies Gone Wild!
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Male 43
Drunk, No ring, I`m going in.
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Male 315
Caption: It was at that time that they really realized what was in the prune juice.
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Male 43
It was the best "Club 40 - 80" weekend id ever been too.
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Male 43
Ed Norton, all alone, Broken home...
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Female 416
Caption: And that`s how they make Coca Cola taste better... Any questions?
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Male 43
Girls gone wild : Nursing home.
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Male 19
God Bless... aww screw it
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Male 43
Best party ever.
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Female 136
Caption:
SEXY TIME!!! *cues dance music*
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Male 32
Caption: Even at an old age, things still couldn`t get worse for Brittany Spears
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Female 32
CAPTION:
SAY NO TO HAZING!
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Male 84
Caption: Fun times at this years GOP convention
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Male 315
Caption: Ghost 2, This time the pottery scene ISN`T erotic.
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Male 32
CAPTION: Brittany Spears never was a heavy drinker..
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Male 19
Caption: Happy Hour at the retirement home
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Male 32
CAPTION: Brittany Spears: Age 36
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Male 19
Caption: Anything can happen with beer goggles on.
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Male 32
Caption: Brittany Spear`s family troubles all began with her grandmother.....
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Male 91
"You okay Margare- Oh, look, the strippers are here!"

Creepy Guy: "Hello, Margaret" *waggles eyebrows

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Male 32
CAPTION: Wild times at Sunset Arms retirement home.
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Male 188
hey this was on cracked.com but instead of having caption they call it craption and the winning caption was "threesome`s a threesome"
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Male 1,254
Caption:

The scandal Nixon was really trying to cover up at the Watergate hotel...his family.

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Male 32
Caption: Guy: How old are you?
Grandma in orange: 67
Guy: 18? alllright
Grandma in orange: Uh...Betty, can you come here please?
Guy: Uh huh, I like where this is goin
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Male 32
CAPTION: Barfing Grandma: i swear to drunk i`m not God.
Guy: Ohhhhh really?
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Male 92
CAPTION:
woman in orange: *poot*
woman in white: BLEAH!
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Male 135
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look! im drinking from the bin!

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Male 7
Caption:
The Ron Paul Campaign begins to sober up.
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Male 180
CAPTION:
Trapped! Caught between a rooster and a barred Grace.
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Female 512
Caption:

the evolution of drinking

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Male 29
Dead eyed Russel Crowe look-a-like looked into the camera and realized that he didn`t need to liquor up his two hookers.
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Female 23
Caption:

Generation X: This is our future.

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Male 155
"What happens when Grannies try to reenact Family Guy`s most memorable barf episode"
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Male 271
Caption: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Male 155
"We now present you: 2 Girls 1 Cup - 50th Anniversary"
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Male 426
Caption: one bottle of jager---$20
one cheap, crappy shirt---$12 at walmart
realizing you just got REALLY drunk and thats your grandmother....PRICELESS
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Male 97
"In the after party of the elderly version of `2 Girls 1 Cup`, one granny couldn`t take it anymore, while the man who had to hold the microphone was left emotionally scarred."
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Male 614
sexy bunch
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Male 271
Caption: Dude...I can see myself in that camera...
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Male 528
caption: dude" I give up...YOU find Waldo."
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Female 12
Caption:

The after math of jones thanksgiving dinner sodas.

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Male 29
Embarassed in the beginning, James slowly began to realize that the elders fit in nicely at his 70`s themed bachelor party.
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Male 2,076
Caption:

Beer. Grandmas. Motel.

Yeehaw! Spring break in Alabama!

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Female 353
Granny: you sure drinking bleach will stop HIV?
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Female 12
Caption

And then the producers realized that maybe "Two Girls One Cup: Granny Edition" wasn`t goiong to go to well...

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Male 528
Caption: dude "I am proud to announce Coca Cola has changed its formula again."
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Male 302
Caption:
Hotel Room: $58.95
Booze: $120.50
Two old granny hookers: $20
Losing your virginity AND getting a great story: Priceless
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Male 11
Grandma #1: Ugh, What in Sam Hill happened last night?
Grandma #2: I little bit of peach schnapps, and a little bit of "that guy."
(Camera Flashes)
Grandma #1: This is worse than that time we had a threesome up with Ashton Kutcher.
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Male 35
in an attempt to get her man back, she put a little bit of arsenic in the old womans alcohol. she then made a pie out of her. mmmmm....want a little granny
?
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Male 7
PimpJuice: the tasty brew that drives mature women wild.
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Female 347
CAPTION: god bless america, the home of the drunk old ladies that hang out with younger guys.
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Female 16
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Caption:

It`s illegal for taste-testers to swallow what they put in their mouths during working hours.

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Male 176
Worst party ever!
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Female 14
Ready for the foursome, sis?
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Female 347
caption: bush is f**kin up!
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Male 302
Caption:

Yet another e-harmony customer.

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Male 61
Caption:

Damn, they`re not getting any prettier...must...drink...more!!!

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Male 230
Caption:

To dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunked life...
I`m coverin` up my head!
...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey...
Really?
...and a boot to the head!

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Female 217
Caption:

What happens when you take one hot guy, two old ladies, and a LOT of beer?

A new reality game show, of course!

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Female 64
The night Uncle Frank, Great-Aunt Mary, and Grandma Harriet will never speak of again.|-X
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Male 184
Caption: The moment they discover George Bush was elected.
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Male 184
CAPTION: Charles! This is rubbing alcohol, not vodka! Damn it, can we ever have people over without them vomiting?!
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Female 358
Caption:

Grannies gone wild!

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Male 44
caption:

"Ohh, yes i did..."

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Female 838
Caption: Dorthy realized that the $300 she spent on the male escort for Mabel`s 90th Birthday was not money well spent.
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Male 84
Caption:
Gotta keep my pimp hand strong.
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Male 51
Woman in the middle: "This one? This one? Which one are you pointing at? This... how about you just get the stupid bottle?"
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Male 80
caption: Britney, K-Fed, and Lindsay Lohan still release sex tapes well into their later years.
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Male 84
Caption:
They were some desperate times back in Alaska.
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Male 391
Caption:
WHO VOMMIT LAST! The new hit sensation sweeping the nation, this Monday,its the One Hour Granny Editon.
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Male 84
Caption:
Grannies Gone Wild 70`s style.
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Female 58
CAPTION: With each passing drink, Leo grew more doubtful that the "beer goggles" effect would ever kick in.
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Male 391
Caption:
Two GILFS One Trashbin full of vomit...you know the drill.
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Male 22
Caption: Coming this fall to fox, it`s COPS:Senior Edition.
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Male 84
Caption:
Who knew Billy Ray Cyrus was such a PLAYER!
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Male 39
Caption: that night in the old broken down hotel will go down in history
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Male 209
Caption:
Director: CUT! Grannies, I thought we rehearsed this! Granny #1, make your drool stream thicker! Granny #2...uh...never mind, you`re scary enough as it is.
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Male 84
Caption:
Bobbie always loved to crash the lunch lady knitting bees.
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Male 45
"..And that`s how I met your mother."
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Male 75
Fancyland Wheres my shirt from like 5 contests ago?
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Male 75
Caption: This is the return of Lucy and Ethel in their new movie "Trip to Vegas".
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Male 72
caption:
Announcer: its the 1970s edition of the southerners worst dressed party
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Male 84
Caption:
Clara I think I found the Beef!
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Male 84
Caption:
Peggy loosen up your girdle. You can fit more in.
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Male 84
Caption:
O.K. who`s up for Twister? Naked Twister!
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Male 84
Caption:
You know Mom, if your friend cant hold her liquor she`s gonna have to go back upstairs!
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Male 98
Caption: The three people you meet in heaven
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Female 2
Caption:
Other person: Grandma why does the beer smell funny?
Middle Lady: It`s old. Your grandpa jack made it.
He has a secret ingredient.
Other person: What is it?
Middle Lady: Well your grandpa use coca..( the look in the picture) I mean umm coconut!
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Male 84
Caption:
This clip is from the original Captain Stabbin series.
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Male 98
Caption: Pam and Delores` 50th high school reunion and coach Klein looked as good as ever.
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Male 1,085
Caption:

Granny vomiting: Sonny stole my kidney!

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Male 134
CAPTION: The gypsy version of the NHS waiting room.
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Male 84
Caption:
Jethro I think Esther just drank from your dippin can.
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Female 2
Caption:Lady in the middle: What..yes this was your Grandpa Jack`s special beer...yes he used the usual..barley, water, hops, yeast..
Other person: Did he use sugar?
Middle lady: uhh ya know during the depression..sugar was expensive..and your grandpa jack used..something that a powder..and..
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Male 134
CAPTION:

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That lung you just coughed up will earn me enough to buy some more mullet gel, grandma.

- And another ginger suit for me!

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Male 84
Caption:
Dont worry Vincent my sister will be ready. She just gets nervous about threesomes
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Male 1,343
CAPTION:

Left Gran: *coughs* Hey wait! This isn`t my laxative, this is beer!

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Male 329
Caption: 2 girls, one mullett
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Male 84
Caption:
Stella no matter how many I drink he still looks like my Grandson.
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Male 162
CAPTION:

The sheer sight of the day-glow orange suit was just too much for grandma.

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Male 14
CAPTION: When life hands you one of those "This-is-as-good-as-it-gets" moments, reach for a cool, smooth Miller Light.
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Female 239
Caption: This was a common sight back in 1975.
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Male 329
Caption: just another day in the Jerry Springer Green Room
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Male 98
Caption: So...Where`s the after party?
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Male 98
Caption:
(Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the Holiday Inn
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won`t you bring four of your friends
(What we gon` do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin
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Male 208
Caption:
Lady puking: That man! that man! he poisoned the drink!
Other lady: Where, Who did this to you, where is he! I`m going to hit him with this bottle once i find him!
Man: Dumb lady can`t even see me because she only knows how to look one direction at a time..
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Male 27
Caption:

Back off man, these ladies are spoken for.

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Male 5
Caption: the birthday was goin so well for Granny. . . . then the stripper walked in
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Male 9
Caption:

Somehow, two girls one cup was better on the internet.

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Male 208
Caption:
MAN: alright, for those of you watching, i had just poisoned the old lady. She now seems to be dieing, but if you want her to be in more pain. then this other lady will get that bottle and do her thing.
Lady: ok, i got the bottle, and now im gonna hit her head with it and shove her face in the trashcan with her puke.

WE will return on "homicidal homevideos T.V." after these messages.

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Male 201
caption: This is when the golden girls had a pimp.
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Female 523
caption:

This week in "Caring for the elderly with Antonio": How to treat cardiac arrest.

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Male 1,085
Caption:

O`Doyle soon realized that he did not indeed rule.

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Female 285
Caption:
Alberto was disappointed... The roofie was meant for the hot babe in orange. But the old lady was still a step up from his grandma.
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Male 98
Caption: The weekly book club meetings had gotten out of control ever since they began reading Chuck Palahniuk novels.
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Male 747
Bob that was ftw
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Male 392
Caption:
Hey you might recognize me from cracked.com
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Male 396
caption: the side of your grandparents you never saw....
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Male 4,290
CAPTION: And as the tenth Caption If You Can competition drew to a close, Fancylad drew a deep breath as he prepared to grind through the submissions. 16 hours and 2500 crappy 2G1C references later, he decided to just become a male prostitute instead. Meet his first clients!
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Male 1,085
Caption:

What the grannies don`t know is, I laced their drinks with Viagra!

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Male 98
Caption: There would be no more shooting up insulin and snorting Lipitor at Granny`s party`s.
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Male 13
Caption: Me and my roommates got soooo hammered last night...
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Male 4,290
CAPTION:

Middle gran: "Man up you couple of fairies! Can`t either of you take your alcohol? Who`s for another round of tequila?"

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Male 13
Caption: Me nad my roommates got so hammered last night...
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Male 1
Caption:

Grandma: man this beer sucks.i hope no one is taking a picture.
Lady in orange: Hmmmmm i hope no one sees me stealing this bottle of wine
That dude: WTF are you looking at?!?

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Male 98
Caption: ...A knock on the door, the keg had finally arrived!
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Male 28
Trying to cash in on the recent success of 2 Girls, 1 Cup, Jimbo releases his video entitled "2 Grannies, 1 Bucket"
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Female 19
Caption: Gene Simmons had not been exaggerating when he told us he had learned his hard-partying ways from summers with grandma and her friends...
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Male 992
CAPTION: SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR. YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WOULD WOULD HIT THE PUKING BITCH TOO.
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Female 678
This was the moment that Johnny realized he needed therapy.
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Male 32
CAPTION:

Ok Tourists, look to your left and you`ll see `Celebs in 2054` On the Far left, is Brittany Spears
In the Middle is Paris Hilton, and on the right is Haley Joel Osment

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Male 230
Caption:

The drugs and alcohol they could handle...but the garish or