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Date: 04/07/08 03:00 PM

435 Responses to I-A-B`s Caption If You Can, X: Submit Caps Now

  1. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Link: I-A-B`s Caption If You Can, X: Submit Caps Now - OK, the picture is up and it`s a good one (submitted in part by mrpopenfresh). Take a look and submit your best caption.
  2. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    Caption:

    Pimpage, old women will purge over it.

  3. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    umm... I dunno, how `bout, "Remember kids, always keep your alcohol locked up..."
  4. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Caption:

    Up skirt; the gramps will FALL for it.

  5. Profile photo of JohnnyTheCow
    JohnnyTheCow Male 13-17
    89 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Caption:

    That`s one threesome I don`t want to remember.

  6. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    Caption : Vodka and ugly italian guy don`t go so well together...
  7. Profile photo of fatguysaidso
    fatguysaidso Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    Caption: a day in the life of the federline family
  8. Profile photo of darthtatum
    darthtatum Male 13-17
    25 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    As his grandmother`s friend emptied her stomach into the trashcan, the look on Bill`s face turned into a sense of smug satisfaction as he realized his chances to get with her tonight just greatly improved.
  9. Profile photo of darthtatum
    darthtatum Male 13-17
    25 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    thats my caption, btw.
    :P
  10. Profile photo of caf19
    caf19 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Caption:
    It was another record low turnout for the Republican Party Convention.
  11. Profile photo of Imafishy
    Imafishy Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Ugh... I shouldn`t of drank all that beer... Wait-- who`s that fag?
  12. Profile photo of 2-toed-sloth
    2-toed-sloth Male 13-17
    82 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Caption:
    IM RICK JAMES BIOTCH!!!
  13. Profile photo of zxva
    zxva Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Caption:

    Springbreak, Granny style!

  14. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Caption:
    Producer: Alright, let`s go for take two for "Drunk Politicians Gone Wild".
  15. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Caption: Guess who just got Rick Roll`d.
  16. Profile photo of mlsavoie
    mlsavoie Female 30-39
    1 post
    April 7, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
  17. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Caption:

    Welcome to Texas! Where old and young intermingle!

  18. Profile photo of LoudIsGood
    LoudIsGood Male 13-17
    68 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Caption: Everyone knew the governor of New York wasn`t new to the escort business, but no one suspected the true extent of it.
  19. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Caption:

    When Vincent started to see straight again, he knew he will have kids, but with no mother...

  20. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    Caption:

    Hey man, I`ll make you a deal you can`t refuse-- 2 chicks for the price of 1. What do you say?

  21. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    Caption:


    Awareness test part three:

    Did you see the Ed Norton on the right of your screen?

  22. Profile photo of Carefreak
    Carefreak Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    Caption:

    Beer goggles; 1 out of 3 isn`t bad.

  23. Profile photo of gooberguy
    gooberguy Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Caption:

    At the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Orlando Bloom found a new hobby.

  24. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Caption: honey next Christmas no in-laws
  25. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Caption:

    2 grannys, one Ed Norton.

  26. Profile photo of Brain-Freeze
    Brain-Freeze Male 30-39
    34 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    CAPTION:

    Old Lady on bed: Who put cat piss in my beer?

  27. Profile photo of mlujr
    mlujr Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 7, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    Russell Crowe`s wild night in 1978 vegas baby!
  28. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Caption:

    Ed Norton was getting annoyed with Camelnoise`s pointless posting of `hmmm`.

  29. Profile photo of whitetigeres
    whitetigeres Female 18-29
    66 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Caption: Grandma thought that the cold beer would ease her stomache, but her friend Thelma thought that she needed something a little stronger.
  30. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    CAPTION:Hey, a threesome`s a threesome.
  31. Profile photo of arasheht
    arasheht Male 18-29
    83 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Caption:

    Right to left: The evolution of the american man, Proud Patriot, Confused Middle Aged Woman, Thriving Alcoholic Grandma

  32. Profile photo of WakeToWood
    WakeToWood Male 30-39
    180 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    "We should have stopped at one quarter. What kind of vibrating bed is that?"
  33. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    CAPTION:

    EYYYYYYYY ITS THE FON- oh god not the time. partying is hard.

  34. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Caption:
    (On set) Man: Budweiser, so good, even my grandma drinks it!
  35. Profile photo of jdrummer07
    jdrummer07 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    "BROOOOOOCCCCKKKK"
  36. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    CAPTION... Yet another day for the editors at Ebaumsworld.com.
  37. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
    138 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Lady with Beehive hair: Looks like someone already spiked the drinks...
  38. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Caption: Hillary Clinton`s first Day in the white house
  39. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    CAPTION:
    Looking to the judges, Margaret is unsure of who won the 9th Annual Beer Chug.
  40. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Caption:

    Eerily seductive.

  41. Profile photo of garnye
    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    "My teeth are turning into liquid! AH *WHARGRABL*
  42. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    Caption:

    Meet the Flinstones, yaba-daba-doo!

  43. Profile photo of whitetigeres
    whitetigeres Female 18-29
    66 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    Caption: Grandmas friend thought hiring a male stripper for her would be funny. On the other hand Grandma got sick seeing him with his cloths on.
  44. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    Camelnoise, you`ve got to much e-rage!
  45. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    Satomicakier9,

    that would be "too" much.

  46. Profile photo of AmazingBob
    AmazingBob Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    His friends called him crazy, but Larry had an amazing success rate when prowling for booty at retirement homes.
  47. Profile photo of TickledPink4
    TickledPink4 Female 18-29
    72 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    CAPTION: I bought this porn, and it was great.

  48. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    CAPTION: Not another mullet! *pukes*
  49. Profile photo of untitledxx
    untitledxx Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Caption: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yaard
  50. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Caption: Dude "They just used a cup. We can do better than those two young whippersnappers."
  51. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    Caption: John McCain`s Political Camp
  52. Profile photo of leftypitcher
    leftypitcher Male 13-17
    8 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    CAPTION: The family portrait at the Robinson household had always been a thing of pride and dignity
  53. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    Caption:
    This is your party when you take drugs.
  54. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    Caption: Brit`s mom, K-Fed, and K-Fed`s mom watching the MTV VMA`s.
  55. Profile photo of Shicorro
    Shicorro Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    Caption: You looking at my women?
  56. Profile photo of Insolite
    Insolite Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Caption: He knew the drinks had been spiked with some form of fatal drug, but whilst regarding his surroundings, he realised he really didn`t care.
  57. Profile photo of italianoboy2
    italianoboy2 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Caption: McCains campaign parties can get pretty rough for his supporters.
  58. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Caption: What is love? Baby don`t hurt me, don`t hurt me no more.
  59. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    CAPTION: When you take "drink `till she`s cute" a little too far.
  60. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    Caption:

    Man: Oh I am so totally getting some tonight.

  61. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    518 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    Caption: Who knew Johnny Depp had a GILF fetish?
  62. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    CAPTION: I`m DEFINATELY not calling back tomorrow morning.
  63. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    Caption- Be like me, drink this beer, and wake up with two fine bitches like the ones behind me
  64. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    CAPTION: 37... Nope, still ugly! 38... Nope... 39... Getting there... 40... *chug*
    Just give up, Martha, I don`t think we`ll be able to drink Federline handsome!
  65. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    CAPTION:

    Fortunately, the roofie had an adverse effect on the victim.

  66. Profile photo of IAMNOTCOOL
    IAMNOTCOOL Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    Caption:

    When grandma found out that her grandson is a prostitute who caters exclusively to Grandpa, she just couldn`t take it anymore.

  67. Profile photo of Sonic2001
    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    As the alcohol slowly wore off Mark had come to realise all to late how alcohol can make you say strange things like promising ladies "3somes"
  68. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    CAPTION: After Joes friend had become intoxicated, he performed his "ventriloquist comedy routine" with his favorite puppet.
  69. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    Caption: The Golden Girls: Behind the scenes.
  70. Profile photo of Danny1129
    Danny1129 Male 30-39
    22 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    Caption: One silk shirt that`s missing the top two buttons-$10.00 One vintage 1970`s outfit-15.00 A Grandmother who thinks she`s still a teenage-Priceless
  71. Profile photo of IAMNOTCOOL
    IAMNOTCOOL Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    Caption:

    Once the Golden Girls reached it`s eighth season the writers decided to make it more edgy by including keggers and child molesters.

  72. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    Caption: Got a little Captain in you?
  73. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Caption:

    I`m telling you, they look 10 times better when you drink like, 15 of these!

  74. Profile photo of bpthompson
    bpthompson Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Caption: It`s not the beer that made her gag or the beer she`s spitting out!
  75. Profile photo of sianboli
    sianboli Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Caption: Clarence knew that he should`ve checked the expiration date on that bottle of axe...
  76. Profile photo of psycotic
    psycotic Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    Caption: Guy- "Pimp Beer. even you grandmas my bitch."
  77. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    Already called: http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craptio...
  78. Profile photo of palm
    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    "Ohhh Yeahhh. Someone is gonna have a threesome tonight!"
  79. Profile photo of IAMNOTCOOL
    IAMNOTCOOL Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Caption:

    After going through four rolls of film the johnson family finally found a usable christmas card.

  80. Profile photo of sianboli
    sianboli Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Caption: Joe Francis looked into the camera and had few words to say.... "A threesome`s a threesome!...and hey atleast we know they`re 18!"
  81. Profile photo of phaseout2004
    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    caption:

    Oldest lady: Blaahhhhh!!...o god, i just crapped my blouse.
    2nd Oldest: The bed...I just made it. You f***in inbred moldy flea bagging c***!
    Dude:I oughta go before this place starts smelling like liquefied broccoli, with nog, prune, carpenters glue, and a pinch of liquid metal. Evil stench like that`d make Lucifer retreat, fish surface, and affect pregnant women in their third trimester with down syndrome.
    F*** it.
    Inhale*
    I`ve got nothing to live for. URP*

  82. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    Caption:

    Barbera loved the thrill of drugging her roommates.

  83. Profile photo of sianboli
    sianboli Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    Joe Francis couldn`t wait to release his newest endeavor..."SENIORS GONE WILD!"
  84. Profile photo of tombombadil
    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    Man: what the f*** happened last night?!
  85. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    Caption: ...Just another weekly M*A*S*H get together party.
  86. Profile photo of adam__
    adam__ Male 30-39
    3 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    Caption:
    "Weird," though Vera. "If Doris Rohypnolled herself then what`s he still doing here?"
  87. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    Caption:

    Having dealt with the Americans, Katinka had a look around to check that she hadn`t been spotted. All had gone to plan for Mother Russia`s top agent.

  88. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    cAPTION: COLT 45, NOT YOUR GRANDMOTHERS SAUCE.
  89. Profile photo of sianboli
    sianboli Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    Caption: Needless to say; Esther`s 80th birthday party was not going as planned....
  90. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    Caption:

    The drugs and alcohol they could handle...but the garish orange two-piece was too much for Barbara`s party guests.

  91. Profile photo of hbah427
    hbah427 Male 13-17
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    CAPTION:

    Ok Tourists, look to your left and you`ll see `Celebs in 2054` On the Far left, is Brittany Spears
    In the Middle is Paris Hilton, and on the right is Haley Joel Osment

  92. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    This was the moment that Johnny realized he needed therapy.
  93. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    CAPTION: SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR. YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WOULD WOULD HIT THE PUKING BITCH TOO.
  94. Profile photo of sianboli
    sianboli Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Caption: Gene Simmons had not been exaggerating when he told us he had learned his hard-partying ways from summers with grandma and her friends...
  95. Profile photo of AlanNco2006
    AlanNco2006 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Trying to cash in on the recent success of 2 Girls, 1 Cup, Jimbo releases his video entitled "2 Grannies, 1 Bucket"
  96. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Caption: ...A knock on the door, the keg had finally arrived!
  97. Profile photo of ngage5
    ngage5 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Caption:

    Grandma: man this beer sucks.i hope no one is taking a picture.
    Lady in orange: Hmmmmm i hope no one sees me stealing this bottle of wine
    That dude: WTF are you looking at?!?

  98. Profile photo of hollaholla13
    hollaholla13 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Caption: Me nad my roommates got so hammered last night...
  99. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    CAPTION:

    Middle gran: "Man up you couple of fairies! Can`t either of you take your alcohol? Who`s for another round of tequila?"

  100. Profile photo of hollaholla13
    hollaholla13 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    Caption: Me and my roommates got soooo hammered last night...
  101. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    Caption: There would be no more shooting up insulin and snorting Lipitor at Granny`s party`s.
  102. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    Caption:

    What the grannies don`t know is, I laced their drinks with Viagra!

  103. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    CAPTION: And as the tenth Caption If You Can competition drew to a close, Fancylad drew a deep breath as he prepared to grind through the submissions. 16 hours and 2500 crappy 2G1C references later, he decided to just become a male prostitute instead. Meet his first clients!
  104. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    caption: the side of your grandparents you never saw....
  105. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Bob that was ftw
  106. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Caption:
    Hey you might recognize me from cracked.com
  107. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Caption: The weekly book club meetings had gotten out of control ever since they began reading Chuck Palahniuk novels.
  108. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Caption:
    Alberto was disappointed... The roofie was meant for the hot babe in orange. But the old lady was still a step up from his grandma.
  109. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Caption:

    O`Doyle soon realized that he did not indeed rule.

  110. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    caption:

    This week in "Caring for the elderly with Antonio": How to treat cardiac arrest.

  111. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    caption: This is when the golden girls had a pimp.
  112. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    Caption:
    MAN: alright, for those of you watching, i had just poisoned the old lady. She now seems to be dieing, but if you want her to be in more pain. then this other lady will get that bottle and do her thing.
    Lady: ok, i got the bottle, and now im gonna hit her head with it and shove her face in the trashcan with her puke.

    WE will return on "homicidal homevideos T.V." after these messages.

  113. Profile photo of bpthompson
    bpthompson Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    Caption:

    Somehow, two girls one cup was better on the internet.

  114. Profile photo of hoekyfest
    hoekyfest Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    Caption: the birthday was goin so well for Granny. . . . then the stripper walked in
  115. Profile photo of revodin
    revodin Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    Caption:

    Back off man, these ladies are spoken for.

  116. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    Caption:
    Lady puking: That man! that man! he poisoned the drink!
    Other lady: Where, Who did this to you, where is he! I`m going to hit him with this bottle once i find him!
    Man: Dumb lady can`t even see me because she only knows how to look one direction at a time..
  117. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Caption:
    (Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the Holiday Inn
    (Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won`t you bring four of your friends
    (What we gon` do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
    One thing leading to another let the party begin
  118. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Caption: So...Where`s the after party?
  119. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Caption: just another day in the Jerry Springer Green Room
  120. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Caption: This was a common sight back in 1975.
  121. Profile photo of jhusaf
    jhusaf Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    CAPTION: When life hands you one of those "This-is-as-good-as-it-gets" moments, reach for a cool, smooth Miller Light.
  122. Profile photo of Trucast
    Trucast Male 18-29
    162 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    CAPTION:

    The sheer sight of the day-glow orange suit was just too much for grandma.

  123. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Caption:
    Stella no matter how many I drink he still looks like my Grandson.
  124. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    Caption: 2 girls, one mullett
  125. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    CAPTION:

    Left Gran: *coughs* Hey wait! This isn`t my laxative, this is beer!

  126. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    Caption:
    Dont worry Vincent my sister will be ready. She just gets nervous about threesomes
  127. Profile photo of Dagnarus
    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    CAPTION:

    -
    That lung you just coughed up will earn me enough to buy some more mullet gel, grandma.

    - And another ginger suit for me!

  128. Profile photo of Roxann250
    Roxann250 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Caption:Lady in the middle: What..yes this was your Grandpa Jack`s special beer...yes he used the usual..barley, water, hops, yeast..
    Other person: Did he use sugar?
    Middle lady: uhh ya know during the depression..sugar was expensive..and your grandpa jack used..something that a powder..and..
  129. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    Caption:
    Jethro I think Esther just drank from your dippin can.
  130. Profile photo of Dagnarus
    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    CAPTION: The gypsy version of the NHS waiting room.
  131. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Caption:

    Granny vomiting: Sonny stole my kidney!

  132. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Caption: Pam and Delores` 50th high school reunion and coach Klein looked as good as ever.
  133. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Caption:
    This clip is from the original Captain Stabbin series.
  134. Profile photo of Roxann250
    Roxann250 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    Caption:
    Other person: Grandma why does the beer smell funny?
    Middle Lady: It`s old. Your grandpa jack made it.
    He has a secret ingredient.
    Other person: What is it?
    Middle Lady: Well your grandpa use coca..( the look in the picture) I mean umm coconut!
  135. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    Caption: The three people you meet in heaven
  136. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    Caption:
    You know Mom, if your friend cant hold her liquor she`s gonna have to go back upstairs!
  137. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    Caption:
    O.K. who`s up for Twister? Naked Twister!
  138. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Caption:
    Peggy loosen up your girdle. You can fit more in.
  139. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    Caption:
    Clara I think I found the Beef!
  140. Profile photo of killamop
    killamop Male 13-17
    72 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    caption:
    Announcer: its the 1970s edition of the southerners worst dressed party
  141. Profile photo of TieDyePlatap
    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    Caption: This is the return of Lucy and Ethel in their new movie "Trip to Vegas".
  142. Profile photo of TieDyePlatap
    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    Fancyland Wheres my shirt from like 5 contests ago?
  143. Profile photo of paragon12321
    paragon12321 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    "..And that`s how I met your mother."
  144. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    Caption:
    Bobbie always loved to crash the lunch lady knitting bees.
  145. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    Caption:
    Director: CUT! Grannies, I thought we rehearsed this! Granny #1, make your drool stream thicker! Granny #2...uh...never mind, you`re scary enough as it is.
  146. Profile photo of pippidy
    pippidy Male 13-17
    39 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Caption: that night in the old broken down hotel will go down in history
  147. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Caption:
    Who knew Billy Ray Cyrus was such a PLAYER!
  148. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    392 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Caption:
    Two GILFS One Trashbin full of vomit...you know the drill.
  149. Profile photo of Danny1129
    Danny1129 Male 30-39
    22 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Caption: Coming this fall to fox, it`s COPS:Senior Edition.
  150. Profile photo of helmie
    helmie Female 13-17
    58 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    CAPTION: With each passing drink, Leo grew more doubtful that the "beer goggles" effect would ever kick in.
  151. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Caption:
    Grannies Gone Wild 70`s style.
  152. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    392 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Caption:
    WHO VOMMIT LAST! The new hit sensation sweeping the nation, this Monday,its the One Hour Granny Editon.
  153. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Caption:
    They were some desperate times back in Alaska.
  154. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    caption: Britney, K-Fed, and Lindsay Lohan still release sex tapes well into their later years.
  155. Profile photo of FrogBlaster7
    FrogBlaster7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Woman in the middle: "This one? This one? Which one are you pointing at? This... how about you just get the stupid bottle?"
  156. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    Caption:
    Gotta keep my pimp hand strong.
  157. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Caption: Dorthy realized that the $300 she spent on the male escort for Mabel`s 90th Birthday was not money well spent.
  158. Profile photo of instagata0
    instagata0 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    caption:

    "Ohh, yes i did..."

  159. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    359 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Caption:

    Grannies gone wild!

  160. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    CAPTION: Charles! This is rubbing alcohol, not vodka! Damn it, can we ever have people over without them vomiting?!
  161. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Caption: The moment they discover George Bush was elected.
  162. Profile photo of yes369
    yes369 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    The night Uncle Frank, Great-Aunt Mary, and Grandma Harriet will never speak of again.|-X
  163. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Caption:

    What happens when you take one hot guy, two old ladies, and a LOT of beer?

    A new reality game show, of course!

  164. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Caption:

    To dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunked life...
    I`m coverin` up my head!
    ...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey...
    Really?
    ...and a boot to the head!

  165. Profile photo of utlanning07
    utlanning07 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Caption:

    Damn, they`re not getting any prettier...must...drink...more!!!

  166. Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    Caption:

    Yet another e-harmony customer.

  167. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    caption: bush is f**kin up!
  168. Profile photo of Chthonic
    Chthonic Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Ready for the foursome, sis?
  169. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Worst party ever!
  170. Profile photo of Almiria
    Almiria Female 13-17
    16 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    ....
    Caption:

    It`s illegal for taste-testers to swallow what they put in their mouths during working hours.

  171. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    CAPTION: god bless america, the home of the drunk old ladies that hang out with younger guys.
  172. Profile photo of sirduncanp
    sirduncanp Male 13-17
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    PimpJuice: the tasty brew that drives mature women wild.
  173. Profile photo of guth2391
    guth2391 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    in an attempt to get her man back, she put a little bit of arsenic in the old womans alcohol. she then made a pie out of her. mmmmm....want a little granny
    ?
  174. Profile photo of cmortime
    cmortime Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Grandma #1: Ugh, What in Sam Hill happened last night?
    Grandma #2: I little bit of peach schnapps, and a little bit of "that guy."
    (Camera Flashes)
    Grandma #1: This is worse than that time we had a threesome up with Ashton Kutcher.
  175. Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    Caption:
    Hotel Room: $58.95
    Booze: $120.50
    Two old granny hookers: $20
    Losing your virginity AND getting a great story: Priceless
  176. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    Caption: dude "I am proud to announce Coca Cola has changed its formula again."
  177. Profile photo of deadroach
    deadroach Female 18-29
    12 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Caption

    And then the producers realized that maybe "Two Girls One Cup: Granny Edition" wasn`t goiong to go to well...

  178. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Granny: you sure drinking bleach will stop HIV?
  179. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    Caption:

    Beer. Grandmas. Motel.

    Yeehaw! Spring break in Alabama!

  180. Profile photo of twicks
    twicks Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    Embarassed in the beginning, James slowly began to realize that the elders fit in nicely at his 70`s themed bachelor party.
  181. Profile photo of deadroach
    deadroach Female 18-29
    12 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    Caption:

    The after math of jones thanksgiving dinner sodas.

  182. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    caption: dude" I give up...YOU find Waldo."
  183. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    Caption: Dude...I can see myself in that camera...
  184. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    sexy bunch
  185. Profile photo of nvrslep303
    nvrslep303 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    "In the after party of the elderly version of `2 Girls 1 Cup`, one granny couldn`t take it anymore, while the man who had to hold the microphone was left emotionally scarred."
  186. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    Caption: one bottle of jager---$20
    one cheap, crappy shirt---$12 at walmart
    realizing you just got REALLY drunk and thats your grandmother....PRICELESS
  187. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    "We now present you: 2 Girls 1 Cup - 50th Anniversary"
  188. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    Caption: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
  189. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    "What happens when Grannies try to reenact Family Guy`s most memorable barf episode"
  190. Profile photo of hibiscuslc
    hibiscuslc Female 13-17
    23 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Caption:

    Generation X: This is our future.

  191. Profile photo of twicks
    twicks Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    Dead eyed Russel Crowe look-a-like looked into the camera and realized that he didn`t need to liquor up his two hookers.
  192. Profile photo of specialque
    specialque Female 13-17
    513 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Caption:

    the evolution of drinking

  193. Profile photo of WeeToddDid
    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
    180 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    CAPTION:
    Trapped! Caught between a rooster and a barred Grace.
  194. Profile photo of Meshiach
    Meshiach Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    Caption:
    The Ron Paul Campaign begins to sober up.
  195. Profile photo of YouAreAShoe
    YouAreAShoe Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    CAPTION:

    look! im drinking from the bin!

  196. Profile photo of dynoburger
    dynoburger Male 13-17
    92 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    CAPTION:
    woman in orange: *poot*
    woman in white: BLEAH!
  197. Profile photo of boomersooner
    boomersooner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    CAPTION: Barfing Grandma: i swear to drunk i`m not God.
    Guy: Ohhhhh really?
  198. Profile photo of boomersooner
    boomersooner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Caption: Guy: How old are you?
    Grandma in orange: 67
    Guy: 18? alllright
    Grandma in orange: Uh...Betty, can you come here please?
    Guy: Uh huh, I like where this is goin
  199. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    Caption:

    The scandal Nixon was really trying to cover up at the Watergate hotel...his family.

  200. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    hey this was on cracked.com but instead of having caption they call it craption and the winning caption was "threesome`s a threesome"
  201. Profile photo of boomersooner
    boomersooner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    CAPTION: Wild times at Sunset Arms retirement home.
  202. Profile photo of leon109
    leon109 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    "You okay Margare- Oh, look, the strippers are here!"

    Creepy Guy: "Hello, Margaret" *waggles eyebrows

  203. Profile photo of boomersooner
    boomersooner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    Caption: Brittany Spear`s family troubles all began with her grandmother.....
  204. Profile photo of banana27
    banana27 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    Caption: Anything can happen with beer goggles on.
  205. Profile photo of boomersooner
    boomersooner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    CAPTION: Brittany Spears: Age 36
  206. Profile photo of banana27
    banana27 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    Caption: Happy Hour at the retirement home
  207. Profile photo of boomersooner
    boomersooner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    CAPTION: Brittany Spears never was a heavy drinker..
  208. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    Caption: Ghost 2, This time the pottery scene ISN`T erotic.
  209. Profile photo of iamthehair
    iamthehair Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Caption: Fun times at this years GOP convention
  210. Profile photo of Lilteddie704
    Lilteddie704 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    CAPTION:
    SAY NO TO HAZING!
  211. Profile photo of boomersooner
    boomersooner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Caption: Even at an old age, things still couldn`t get worse for Brittany Spears
  212. Profile photo of kittyperson
    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Caption:
    SEXY TIME!!! *cues dance music*
  213. Profile photo of Djmartyn
    Djmartyn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Best party ever.
  214. Profile photo of banana27
    banana27 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    God Bless... aww screw it
  215. Profile photo of Djmartyn
    Djmartyn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    Girls gone wild : Nursing home.
  216. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    Caption: And that`s how they make Coca Cola taste better... Any questions?
  217. Profile photo of Djmartyn
    Djmartyn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    Ed Norton, all alone, Broken home...
  218. Profile photo of Djmartyn
    Djmartyn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    It was the best "Club 40 - 80" weekend id ever been too.
  219. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Caption: It was at that time that they really realized what was in the prune juice.
  220. Profile photo of Djmartyn
    Djmartyn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Drunk, No ring, I`m going in.
  221. Profile photo of banana27
    banana27 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Caption: Grannies Gone Wild!
  222. Profile photo of _TiKi_
    _TiKi_ Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Caption:
    "....score?"
  223. Profile photo of MightyDuck
    MightyDuck Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    CAPTION: The only supporters of the Clinton Campaign. Drunk Old Fugly People.
  224. Profile photo of wizkid430
    wizkid430 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    CAPTION: New Episodes of Three`s Company only on the WB
  225. Profile photo of GanjaMan
    GanjaMan Male 18-29
    99 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    CAPTION:
    Dude : I`d rather be at sausage fest.


    But my fav post so far is "2 Grannies, one Ed Norton"

  226. Profile photo of MightyDuck
    MightyDuck Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    CAPTION: Our government doing their "jobs"
  227. Profile photo of Meshiach
    Meshiach Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    Fiiine...a 10% discount for the one on the bed...but the other one`s still full price
  228. Profile photo of wizkid430
    wizkid430 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    CAPTION: Grandma`s Boy-Toy
  229. Profile photo of MightyDuck
    MightyDuck Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    CAPTION: Balki, lets look into the future.
  230. Profile photo of MightyDuck
    MightyDuck Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    CAPTION: Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No whammies, STOP!
  231. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    caption: Calebrity Rehab:the golden years
    Tjis weak britney gives another crotch shot while k-fed is about to pass out
  232. Profile photo of Cmstamega
    Cmstamega Male 13-17
    130 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    CAPTION:
    one tequila, two tequila, three tequila.
  233. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    Excellent. I knew that thread was too good to be missed.

    For anyone interested, here`s where it comes from;

    http://www.rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33919785

  234. Profile photo of MightyDuck
    MightyDuck Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    CAPTION: There`s gonna be troublllllllllllle......
  235. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    CAPTION: Alcohol - Keeping mullets shiny, and old women horny since 1875
  236. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    CAPTION: This is when we knew that the 35 year high school reunion went sour.
  237. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    "`disgrAce Ventura: Granny Detective`, Jim Carrey didn`t make it through the end of this movie, after he was diagnosed with liver cancer"
    it was a p0rno btw, he needed the alcohol.
  238. Profile photo of joeliolio
    joeliolio Male 13-17
    103 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    Caption:

    The pride of the United States

  239. Profile photo of joeliolio
    joeliolio Male 13-17
    103 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    no offence :D
  240. Profile photo of joeliolio
    joeliolio Male 13-17
    103 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    and of coarse i have to put this in...

    Caption:

    THIS IS THE RETIREMENT HOME!!!

  241. Profile photo of Begonia717
    Begonia717 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Caption: Man: "Dude, I think I`ve had enough alcohol now to see what you meant about Hot, Drunk Chicks at Party!!!"
  242. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Caption:
    George Bush`s grand daughters 40 yrs from now!!!!
  243. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    Caption:
    Next episode of "Cop`s".... ala Miami style!!!!
  244. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Even with a puking mother and half-dead son, people still wonder why Martha is an alcoholic.
  245. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    that`s my caption
  246. Profile photo of elway
    elway Male 18-29
    185 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    Caption:

    Man Britney really let herself go, that green couch is sooo last year

  247. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    Caption: (musical tone) 99 grannies with beer on the wall, 99 grannies with beer! They chug one down, they twirl around, 99 piles of puke on the ground!
  248. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    CAPTION:

    After the debacle, Billy Ray Cyrus vowed never to play another Senior Mixer.

  249. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    CAPTION:

    Worst. Bacholorette. Ever.

  250. Profile photo of willem199
    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    Caption:
    In other news, NASA is to search for "Weird life"
  251. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Caption: If you think this is bad you should have seen what happened to the Spring Breakers!
  252. Profile photo of willem199
    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    Caption:
    Where are they now? Tonight at 6:00 PM Eastern.
  253. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    Could`a had a V8
  254. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    Senor Estiban: You bet your sweet @$$ i did
  255. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    This always happens when i eat the worm
  256. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    377 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    caption: Her patience had paid off, and now Alice was going to restock her liquor cabinet for free.
  257. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    CAPTION: Anyone can "rob the cradle"...a REAL MAN robs the Posture-Pedic Adjustable Mattress.
  258. Profile photo of willem199
    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Caption: The 70`s at thier best.
  259. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Caption: Poor Granny, trying to talk to a trash can. Poor trash can, being barfed on by drunk Granny.
  260. Profile photo of jiggy9205
    jiggy9205 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    CAPTION: Guy: the best thng about grannies is i keep getting older and they stay the same age. Alright
  261. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    CAPTION:

    Root beer keg party anyone?

  262. Profile photo of willem199
    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    Caption:
    Sope operas taking a turn for the worst
  263. Profile photo of hawkeye52
    hawkeye52 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    Caption:

    "Oh Grandma, you sly fox."


    "What seems to be the officer problem?"

  264. Profile photo of lizzybee16
    lizzybee16 Female 18-29
    341 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Caption:

    this is the party that grandma left just before she got run over by a reindeer...

  265. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    CAPTION: This summer, check out Johnny Depp in his most challenging role, in "Pirates of the Comfort Inn: Curse of the Black Hurl".
  266. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    CAPTION:

    Mooooooooom! Your`e embarassing me in front of my girlfriend. This is the worst 36th birthday ever!

  267. Profile photo of Bubbarider66
    Bubbarider66 Male 70 & Over
    60 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    CAPTION:
    Britney, Jamie Lynn, and Kevin Federline celebrate Britney`s new album, "Baby, No...Blllllaaarrrrgggggg"
  268. Profile photo of Bubbarider66
    Bubbarider66 Male 70 & Over
    60 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    CAPTION:
    Jenna Bush Wedding reception.
  269. Profile photo of oowusum
    oowusum Female 13-17
    161 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Caption:

    Guy: They said they were 18 in the chatroom.

  270. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    Caption: DAMM!!! you Craigs List
  271. Profile photo of Bubbarider66
    Bubbarider66 Male 70 & Over
    60 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    CAPTION:
    "Bob, quit showing that `Two Girls, One Cup" video."
  272. Profile photo of Fishfood123
    Fishfood123 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    Caption: no matter how you slice it, a threesomes a threesome
  273. Profile photo of twenty12
    twenty12 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    if i go there will be trouble... if i stay it will be double ... all right
  274. Profile photo of icantrecall
    icantrecall Female 18-29
    61 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    Um a caption contest for this picture was just on cracked.com.
  275. Profile photo of icantrecall
    icantrecall Female 18-29
    61 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craptio...
  276. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    COME ON PEOPLE ARE WE JUST COPY PASTING FROM CRACKED NOW. caption? CAPTION? GEE I DUNNO MAYBE TRY, A THREESOMES A THREESOME! FOILED!
  277. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    caption:

    worst. birthday part. ever.

  278. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Caption:
    (ad)
    Man: Drink Beer! it makes any woman look attractive, even these.
  279. Profile photo of natkaz_99
    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    CAPTION:

    Seventies Man is severely displeased with the quality of tonight`s `entertainment`.

  280. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Caption: Uncle Jesse... Is that you?!?
  281. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Caption: Uncle Jesse, did you really go to such crazy parties when you were younger?
  282. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Caption: America: Full of drunk grandmothers and guys desperate enough to f* ck them.
  283. Profile photo of mrjerrio
    mrjerrio Male 13-17
    101 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    Caption: Christmas at Fancylad`s house.
  284. Profile photo of curtisquatch
    curtisquatch Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    this one doesnt even need a caption
  285. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    Caption: God, if only those guys at the D&D club could see me now!
  286. Profile photo of Ramellan
    Ramellan Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    This is a good day at the retirement home.
  287. Profile photo of Ramellan
    Ramellan Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    Grannies gone Wild!
  288. Profile photo of Ramellan
    Ramellan Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    Grandma...Not again.
  289. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    CAPTION: Trevor is beginning to regret having drunk from the Fountain of Youth-- partying with his friends is more depressing than he remember it to be.
  290. Profile photo of Ramellan
    Ramellan Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    Necrophilia: a good reason to keep grandma drinking
  291. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    CAPTION:

    "Dude! Should had a Bud Light"

  292. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    275 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    CAPTION: Deuce Bigalow 3: Drunk`n Ol` Lady Gigolo
  293. Profile photo of hottiechika5
    hottiechika5 Female 13-17
    128 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Caption: Back in my day...OH A BUTTERFLY!
  294. Profile photo of alexisnicole
    alexisnicole Female 18-29
    22 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    caption:
    Lady on bed: I remember when I was young.I could drink you under th- BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH
  295. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    caption:
    what the deuce?
  296. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    caption: Chuck decided once and for all that his gate crashing days were over.
  297. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    Caption:
    "Errrrbody in the nursin` home gettin tipsy"
  298. Profile photo of FuzzyKiller
    FuzzyKiller Male 13-17
    28 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    This picture makes no sense.
  299. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    Caption: The Multiple Side-effects of being rick roll`d.
  300. Profile photo of Vandalist
    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Caption: "No, look, I`m sorry - this still isn`t enough alcohol."
  301. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    Caption: the Marvel writing team brainstorms the plot of their next film.
  302. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    Caption: next time, on Heroes.
  303. Profile photo of Vandalist
    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    Caption: Johnny Depp`s career would never be the same.
  304. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    Caption: "Steve finally took the plunge and took two ladies off the street to lose his virginity once and for all"
  305. Profile photo of Vandalist
    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    Caption: Depp likes to relax and throw a few back, after a tough day on the set.
  306. Profile photo of Vandalist
    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    Caption: The night President Bush was conceived.
  307. Profile photo of Vandalist
    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:01 am
    The Golden Girls keeps it real.
  308. Profile photo of Vandalist
    Vandalist Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:02 am
    Caption: When life hands you lemons, sleep with old women.
  309. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:14 am
    Caption: While Betsy was vomiting and Joe was having another one of his "religious experiences", Edna slipped some more klonopin into the vodka, glancing around to make sure no one had noticed.
  310. Profile photo of lamby000
    lamby000 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:48 am
    Caption: The hidden camera in the bin recieved an intresting shot
  311. Profile photo of bigshiny
    bigshiny Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:58 am
    Caption:

    Guy: Here`s an idea! Follow me and bring a cup while I get my camera.....

  312. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:59 am
    CAPTION<<<<<<<<<<
    Old lady on bed...My mom is going to kill me when she finds out...

    CAption:
    Here love , take a sip o this, ittle make it all better

  313. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:02 am
    CAPTION:
    Clothes from the local thrift-shop - 10$
    3 meatlovers dream at Pizza Hut 40$
    Booze and beer - 35$
    Your Mother-in-law puking on her own carpet - Priceless
  314. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:03 am
    CAPTION:

    Granny never had a problem holding down cheap beer and bottom-shelf liquor, but the sight of orange polyester and a mullet put her over the top.

  315. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:06 am
    CAPTION:

    Trevor`s preference of a MILF was far more extreme than anyone cared to know about.

  316. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:07 am
    CAPTION:
    "Even though Grandma didn`t know what the hell owned meant, that`s exactly what she was - by a can of beer."
  317. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:16 am
    When going for the fatter of the two simply doesn`t do it, try going for the one who starts puking. Then, by the end of the night, at least you`ll be even.
  318. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:20 am
    CAPTION:
    Dammit, "70`s Night" is about dressing up like you`re in THE 70`s, not YOUR 70`s!!
  319. Profile photo of cherty_1912
    cherty_1912 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:20 am
    Caption:

    Guy in a shirt: " So you say this is how ur kickin` it `old`school grandma? "

  320. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:23 am
    CAPTION:
    The top three probable side-effects of watching "2 Girls, 1 Cup": Nausea, alcoholism and perverse arousal.
  321. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:47 am
    The real `American History X`
  322. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:47 am
    "God bless America"
  323. Profile photo of Polish_Lacey
    Polish_Lacey Male 13-17
    74 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 2:32 am
    Caption: 2 Girls 1 Cup ain`t got nothin on these girls.
  324. Profile photo of thebrummyone
    thebrummyone Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 2:42 am
    Man on right: "Gigity Gig"
  325. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 2:58 am
    Caption: Grandma, suspecting the cops were onto her. resorted to desperate measures to get rid of her stash.
  326. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:11 am
    Caption: Bob had always been a very spiritual man. his Grandma sticking more to the physical side of life.
  327. Profile photo of jerome95
    jerome95 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:23 am
    i dont know whats funnier the guys hair on the granny puking
  328. Profile photo of rhyknow
    rhyknow Male 13-17
    32 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:30 am
    Caption:

    This is how threesome`s roll in Alabama

  329. Profile photo of braintiac
    braintiac Male 13-17
    27 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:41 am
    Lady standing: How much hard liquor is here?

    Lady Sitting: Lets see...
    (Pause)
    She pukes...

  330. Profile photo of misstakenID
    misstakenID Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:41 am
    Caption:

    When he asked for `experienced party girls` this wasn`t what he had in mind.

  331. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:42 am
    Caption: 2 girls 1 cup, the early versions
  332. Profile photo of 00700
    00700 Male 13-17
    1 post
    April 8, 2008 at 4:21 am
    Caption:

    Only in America

  333. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    218 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 4:59 am
    Caption: Ed Norton watches the live show of two grannies one bucket
  334. Profile photo of Kminnick
    Kminnick Male 30-39
    8 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 5:09 am
    Caption:

    Boy, this orgy is off to a slow start!

  335. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    218 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 5:12 am
    Caption: Britney`s family weren`t making great role models.
  336. Profile photo of luckyaxolotl
    luckyaxolotl Male 18-29
    188 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 5:14 am
    Caption: Commiseration drinks at the Huckabee campaign headquarters
  337. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 5:16 am
    Caption: When my laxitives said to take with a liquid, I thought beer would br fun because i get to party at the same time, but i was surely mistaken
  338. Profile photo of horhawkeric
    horhawkeric Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 5:34 am
    CAPTION: LADY IN ORANGE: Larry! Aunt Ethel took one of those clover pills instead of her sciatica medicine
  339. Profile photo of Lorodiam
    Lorodiam Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 5:38 am
    Caption: Carlsburg don`t make granny`s but if they did they`d probably be the best granny`s in the world!!
  340. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:01 am
    Caption:

    Never to old to get drunk and never to young to...do whatever you do

  341. Profile photo of Stomper1000
    Stomper1000 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:10 am
    Caption: Lady in the middle "We hired this john for the night to teach us to party like college kids for Spring Break - one beer and we`ve lost Vera......."
  342. Profile photo of Stomper1000
    Stomper1000 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:12 am
    Caption: blind dating takes on a new generation gap theme - Blind Drunk Dating
  343. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:30 am
    Caption: Drink `til there pretty
  344. Profile photo of ElGuillermo
    ElGuillermo Male 30-39
    31 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:35 am
    Caption:

    Abba will be on tour next year, buy your VIP backstage pass now !

  345. Profile photo of soulja_boy1
    soulja_boy1 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:47 am
    Caption : "Drinks £50
    Shirt and pants £75
    Three way orgy with two grannies -priceless
  346. Profile photo of soulja_boy1
    soulja_boy1 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:48 am
    caption "SPRING BREAK!"
  347. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:04 am
    Caption:

    lightweights, theres one at every party

  348. Profile photo of thesudz
    thesudz Male 13-17
    8 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:18 am
    caption:

    congradulations! You`ve just won the award for best party ever!

  349. Profile photo of TheRookie
    TheRookie Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:26 am
    Caption: Thats what you get for driking too much.
  350. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:48 am
    Guy,"I`m the one who swallowed a gray hair and your the one gagging. Wuss."
  351. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:50 am
    "Pimp Juice. If she gags, she hasn`t consented yet."
  352. Profile photo of Toonoisy
    Toonoisy Female 18-29
    102 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:04 am
    CAPTION: Johnny Depp regrets partying with his aunts.
  353. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:14 am
    CAPTION:"...and that`s how I got into the VERY adult business..."
  354. Profile photo of andre72
    andre72 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:17 am
    Just a short one, "You might be a redneck."
  355. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:17 am
    SUGGESTION: keep the CIYC link on the top of the page for the duration of the contest, so people won`t miss it...LET`S VOTE FOR THIS BRILLIANT IDEA!!:D
  356. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:22 am
    CAPTION: This always happens when we do role playing!
  357. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:22 am
    Caption: Geriatric Coors - for those times when you`re in the mood for someone with more...experience.
  358. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:25 am
    CAPTION: This was the only party where no one had taken any pills.
  359. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:27 am
    CAPTION: Remember when your gran got wasted and threw up in a bucket, Pepperidge farm remembers.
  360. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:42 am
    CAPTION: Red Haired Lady: Ok, Elvis, you don`t tell anyone I spiked Grandma`s drink and I won`t tell anyone you`re still alive
  361. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:44 am
    CAPTION:"The cast of Harry Potter 60 years later.Note Rupert Grint`s change in hairstyle."
  362. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:47 am
    Caption:Beer Goggles, a man`s best friend.
  363. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:49 am
    CAPTION: Man: Welcome to the fam`ly reunion. That there in th` orange is muh ma/aunt/cousin/sister/wife. The one throwin` up is muh grandma/aunt/neice/new ma.
  364. Profile photo of pokey219
    pokey219 Male 40-49
    16 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:53 am
    ex- senior barfolympic champ shows new trainee her unique winning style, that won her the gold.
  365. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:57 am
    CAPTION: Bill O`Reilly wasn`t the only one who got goatse`d.
  366. Profile photo of seth124
    seth124 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:12 am
    Got GILF?
  367. Profile photo of spaids
    spaids Male 30-39
    9 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:12 am
    No one ever said Pimpin was easy.
  368. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:19 am
    Caption:

    Orlando Bloom`s visit to the old peoples home ended in legless catastrophe.

  369. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Caption: the cover spread for redneck playboy.
  370. Profile photo of lamby000
    lamby000 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Caption: After 18 straight drinks, Magerat treid to recreate the scene from Basic Insticnt infront of the spanish hotel worker...
    It did not go well.....
  371. Profile photo of FASTWCpeng
    FASTWCpeng Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:39 am
    What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
  372. Profile photo of PandaCookies
    PandaCookies Female 13-17
    118 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Grandmas boy?
  373. Profile photo of FASTWCpeng
    FASTWCpeng Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:41 am
    caption:
    This is What happens when don`t go to FREECreditReport.com
  374. Profile photo of FASTWCpeng
    FASTWCpeng Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Caption:
    This is Cathy, a real person, we have a celebrity here, Ed Norton, to explain what happened to her car.
  375. Profile photo of FASTWCpeng
    FASTWCpeng Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:44 am
    Caption:
    Don`t look for a spouse at the family reunion.
  376. Profile photo of FASTWCpeng
    FASTWCpeng Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:45 am
    caption:
    Some people always enjoy spending time with their grandkids.
  377. Profile photo of XxClMkxX
    XxClMkxX Female 13-17
    25 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:48 am
    Caption:
    Clinton Campaign Headquarters
  378. Profile photo of FASTWCpeng
    FASTWCpeng Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:48 am
    caption:
    New episodes! Undercover cops busting granny prostitutes.
  379. Profile photo of PFCGino
    PFCGino Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:49 am
    CAPTION: Are you an old woman that throws up at the very thought of clubbing and teenage kicks? Do you often wish you could go out, get wasted but can never find your good glasses? Well with new "Bud Rejuvin8", you too can be as young and nubile as Ed Norton
  380. Profile photo of FASTWCpeng
    FASTWCpeng Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:50 am
    caption:
    just like old times.
  381. Profile photo of XxClMkxX
    XxClMkxX Female 13-17
    25 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Caption:
    It`s Three A.M...
    Where The Hell Is Hilary?
  382. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 10:13 am
    Caption : The candidates for this years election wern`t feeling so great.
  383. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 10:18 am
    caption: Guy "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna break your heart."
    Granny "Blargh!"
  384. Profile photo of 8131152020
    8131152020 Male 30-39
    1 post
    April 8, 2008 at 10:49 am
    Caption:

    The Vanilla Ice Come-Back tour has started.
    GILF’s Wanted.

  385. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Caption:
    SHE JUST GOT RICK ROLLED!!
  386. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 11:46 am
    caption: A well we`re movin on uuup, to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the skyyyy
  387. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    I`ve got a few here so I am gonna add them all to one post. Keep in mind these are all REAL hotel slogans!

    caption: Westin, choose your travel partner wisely
    caption: Hilton Garden Inn, everything right where you need it.

    caption:Homewood Suites, make yourself at home.

    caption:Sheraton Hotels, who`s taking care of you?

    caption:Ramada International, everything except excess.

    caption:Whitelaw Hotels, clean sheets, hot water, stiff drinks.

    caption:Lady`s First design hotel for businesswomen, Lady`s First. Where lady`s at her best.

  388. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    caption: Putting the "Ho" in Hotel
  389. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    caption: Best Western, Cheap and easy...just like your mother.
  390. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    caption: You rented the room, now buy the video!
  391. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    caption: sure you could saty someplace nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?
  392. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    caption: Motel 6, we`ll leave the lysol for ya!
  393. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    caption: sure you could stay some place nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?
  394. Profile photo of MegaanDuh
    MegaanDuh Female 13-17
    7 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    Caption:

    The Bush Twins Will NEVER stop partying.

  395. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    Caption:

    Originally titled American History XXX, Edward Norton decided to turn his life around.

  396. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    caption: raid kills bugs dead
  397. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    caption: roach motel, roaches check in, but they don`t check out
  398. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    caption" Where`s the beef?!
  399. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Caption

    Heinekin extra strong, kills your grandma.

  400. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    caption: calgon take me away!
  401. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    caption: guy, "NEXT!"
  402. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    caption; double your pleasure, double your fun
  403. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    caption: Betty soon discovered that Peach Schnapps and Licorice flavored condoms do not mix!
  404. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    caption" Betty thought she had tried everything until Curtis introduced her to Jenkem
  405. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    caption: welcome to Kentucky, set your watch back 30 years
  406. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    "caption: welcome to Kentucky, set your watch back 30 years"

    Thats funny.

  407. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    caption" behind the music; how John Melloncamp became John "Couger" Melloncamp
  408. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Caption:

    The Double Mint Twins, in retirement!

  409. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    CAPTION: Grandma: *Spits out beer* Thats not Cherry Chocolate Rain!!!
  410. Profile photo of MX1CAN
    MX1CAN Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Caption:

    "In an Absolut World..."

  411. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    CAPTION: Welcome to the Hotel California, where you can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave!!! No matter HOW bad you want to!!
  412. Profile photo of hipolvr
    hipolvr Female 18-29
    12 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    Caption:
    woman sitting: this isnt ginger ale its beer
    woman standing: its not ginger ale
    man: mmmmmm beer
  413. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    CAPTION: Woman: Billy J, take a look at my back, I`ve got a red neck. Billy J: Let me drink this beer and mullet over.
  414. Profile photo of itsgeorge
    itsgeorge Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Caption: Fancylad takes a picture at his family reunion.
  415. Profile photo of styx666
    styx666 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    CAPTION: The Real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
  416. Profile photo of 46885
    46885 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    Caption: She`s not the only one who puked after seeing those outfits
  417. Profile photo of xskullkidx
    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    Caption:
    "blurgh.. Holy Shucking Fit... this reverse elixir is great"
  418. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    CAPTION: Man: I love hanging with my ladies.

    CAPTION: Woman on left: Bleh...
    Woman in the middle: Argh, need more arsenic..

  419. Profile photo of stitcheffect
    stitcheffect Female 30-39
    1 post
    April 8, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    Beer Nelly? Are you crazy? Hes gonna need Vodka goggles for us!
  420. Profile photo of Lax2552
    Lax2552 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    Caption:

    `Big Billy` was too sexy for grandma...but not his shirt.

  421. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    The inspiration behind 2 Girls 1 Cup
  422. Profile photo of phreakphit
    phreakphit Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    Caption:

    "In an Absolut world... at least you won`t remember that night."

  423. Profile photo of hunterhydie
    hunterhydie Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    Caption:WTF?
  424. Profile photo of scottis2hott
    scottis2hott Male 13-17
    33 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    caption: threesomes, even these poor fools can have one
  425. Profile photo of scottis2hott
    scottis2hott Male 13-17
    33 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    caption: with a little beer, anybody can look like jessica alba
  426. Profile photo of jhusaf
    jhusaf Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    CAPTION: MAN: It`s times like this that I wish I were just... Gay as hell.
  427. Profile photo of natkaz_99
    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    CAPTION:

    With gums like these, who needs teeth...?

  428. Profile photo of witchawitcha
    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 1:21 am
    caption: bow chicka wow wow
  429. Profile photo of Sheraf
    Sheraf Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:37 am
    Caption : I hope they`re still pretty after I sober up.
  430. Profile photo of ElJoe
    ElJoe Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 8:43 am
    Clinton Campaigns in Washington.
  431. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    CAPTION: Finally Johny Depp decided to throw caution to the wind and revel in the joys of having senior citizen discount!
  432. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    OMG this crappy american beer is fudgein sick
  433. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    Only in America ;)
  434. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    hey grandma u want anything a bit stronger
    blerghhhhh- vodka,neat - blerggghh
  435. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    Caption:
    Man on the side: "What are you looking at, later I`m going home with one of them."

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