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Grab a towel to dry off with and hang it up so I can reach it (I have sensitive eyes so I constantly have to wipe the water away in the shower)Another towel on the floor (simply to please my parents, otherwise I say screw it)Bring my pajamas with me to the bathroom.Undress & leave clothes in a pile on the floor on top of the floor towel.Yes I do the adjustment of the boobage :PGet in shower.Wash hair twice (gets oily otherwise.)Condition.Wash myself (no loofah, no washcloth, hands are enough.)Pee (no, not on my feet, even as a chick I`m not that bad.)Get out of shower.Hear mom complain because i didn`t turn the fan on.Dry privates and legs.Get dressed.Leave bathroom a mess.And it only takes me 5-10 minutes :)
btw, shampoo mohawks dont work if you shave your head. >.>
And when I have time, I get out my pretty smell body wash and squirt it all over one of those bath scrubbers (the ones hanging on the faucets in the beggining) and I rub it over myself and enjoy how it smells. Then i play with the shaving cream.
But I do one of the male things - I always leave my clothes in a pile.
i personally shampoo, condition and leave the conditioner in my hair as i wash up and shave what not..makes my hair extra smooth and soft. :D and smells better/longer after
Stupid how annoying, obvious reposts like this make it through while I can`t get quality links submitted that I know aren`t reposts.
And yeah I pee in the shower. Though I at least aim as near to directly down the plughole as possible.
except for the selective drying thng
It`s actually a lot easier for the morning, because sometimes you wake up with a hard-on so if you pee in the shower you dont have to push down on your wang and aim, which is really hard to do.
I`m just saying pee first THEN wash
who washes their feet then pees on them?
I use apricot scrub... it helps with pimples, and I don`t pee in the shower. I dont do mohawks, I do a james bond type do.
I was amused ^^
And for the record, I`m way more like a guy when I wash my hair. I even do the blowing nose thing.
As Costanza says "It`s all pipes!!"
They forgot masturbating in the shower.
I mean, I cannot fathom a male who doesn`t blow his nose in the shower.