How We Shower

Submitted by: m00shy 8 years ago Funny
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The stereotypical differences between men and women when they take showers.
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Male 1
surprisingly realistic
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Male 1,550
Peeing in the shower is FTW
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Female 375
im sorta in the middle. i dont pee in the shower though. lol
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Male 2,113
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Female 21
woah... i shower like a guy... apart from the peein in the shower i do the rest and apart from shaking my penis i shake my tats... sweet...well i am a lesbot
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Female 1,578
why not pee in the shower?
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Female 465
This is just silly... *my* shampoo has kangaroo paw flower, not passionfruit or whatever it was :P lol... and my boyfriend has never... what was it? `Shaken his weiner` at me as he walks to/from the shower. I lol`d though.
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Male 242
seen it befor its pretty funny
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Male 610
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SHOWER PEES ON YOU!! any who, i cant do the mohawk thing `cause im black...though i could grow a mo-fro....as far as peeing in the shower goes did it till i was about 9 then just decided it wasnt so sanitary. everything else about how a guy showers...thats me :)
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Female 169
+<3Wow...i think i now know why we hav our own shower<3+
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Male 317
woah, i do everything wrong! i undress in the bathroom, i wash my hair without doing a mohawk (i only did it once when i was a kid, i also did devil horn). and I dry in the bathtub, am i the only the only one who dry in the bathtub to not get a single drop of water on the floor? and then i let the mirror dry itself without drawing anything.
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Male 379
id say the guy one is pretty accurate what about the ladies? someone ?
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Male 358
peeing in the shower, two birds with one stone!
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Female 57
Now I feel like a dude ..
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Female 354
hahah this was funny
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Female 731
...I shower more like a dude...
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Female 23
LMAO. Very close to what I do. I even have the exact same apricot face scrub o__O
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Female 174
I don`t wash my face for ten minutes. I would say seven... Then I shampoo, condition, pee, clean myself, and leave..
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Female 128
My shower routine consists of:

Grab a towel to dry off with and hang it up so I can reach it (I have sensitive eyes so I constantly have to wipe the water away in the shower)
Another towel on the floor (simply to please my parents, otherwise I say screw it)
Bring my pajamas with me to the bathroom.
Undress & leave clothes in a pile on the floor on top of the floor towel.
Yes I do the adjustment of the boobage :P
Get in shower.
Wash hair twice (gets oily otherwise.)
Condition.
Wash myself (no loofah, no washcloth, hands are enough.)
Pee (no, not on my feet, even as a chick I`m not that bad.)
Get out of shower.
Hear mom complain because i didn`t turn the fan on.
Dry privates and legs.
Get dressed.
Leave bathroom a mess.
And it only takes me 5-10 minutes :)

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Male 490
I don`t know about some people, but I have no problem aiming for the drain when I pee in the shower. I actually learned to do that in the US. In Russia, people generally take baths, not showers. Peeing there is... undesireable. Also, it`s kind of inconvenient because the toilet room usually has a separate entrance from the shower/sink room.
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Male 84
i`m glad i wasnt the only person who caught the Asian periodical....

btw, shampoo mohawks dont work if you shave your head. >.>

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Male 1,029
I blow my nose in the shower, it`s like the only time it`s freakin running and annoying.
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Female 20
Haha. Save water, pee in the shower!
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Male 490
woo woo

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Female 233
OMG! I have apricot scrub, I shave, clean the shower, pose in the mirror, weigh myself, then make mental notes on my exercise program, and then shower. How did they get this info? lol!! I also make the mohawk, and since I`m a girl, mine is huge! lol!!
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Male 9,306
Pee. XD
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Female 464
I shower like a woman :3
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Male 184
I love the "ASIAN" newspaper the lady is reading.
haha.
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Female 694
....Wow... XD Ok... This makes me feel like I take the quickest showers in the world.
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Female 662
I shower like a woman accept I don`t fold my clothes before and I don`t clean the shower afterwards and usually avoid the mat. Haha.
The man version was hilarious.
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Female 523
I do almost everything the woman did, except the neat pile of clothes and the loofahs and the cleaning the tiles and shower. But I do meticulously shave my legs and armpits and use special shampoo. in fact, i`m trying a new one - one of my friends was playing with my hair so it must be working since it was a volume shampoo. SO SPRINGY.

And when I have time, I get out my pretty smell body wash and squirt it all over one of those bath scrubbers (the ones hanging on the faucets in the beggining) and I rub it over myself and enjoy how it smells. Then i play with the shaving cream.

But I do one of the male things - I always leave my clothes in a pile.

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Female 920
sooo..I`m a mix between the 2....?

i personally shampoo, condition and leave the conditioner in my hair as i wash up and shave what not..makes my hair extra smooth and soft. :D and smells better/longer after

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Male 906
keep crying big boy
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Male 425
I hate this video.

Stupid how annoying, obvious reposts like this make it through while I can`t get quality links submitted that I know aren`t reposts.

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Female 1,944
oh god...BLOWING YOUR NOSE IN THE SHOWER??!
im sorry but thats disgusting
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Male 666
Older than Strom Thurmond.
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Female 111
yeah like soupkid said.....stop saying "repost" chill.... also its kinda pathetic that you have seen everything on here and can tell if its a repost. i mean seriously that was over a year ago. take a breath
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Male 1,086
Sounds about right. Except peeing in the shower isn`t really my thing. I tend to give the other people I share a bathroom with the courtesy of using the toilet for urine and sudden bowel movements.
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Male 258
nooooooo, gahhh, i hate when people don`t step on the bathmat.
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Male 1,109
peeing in the shower does have its advantages.
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Male 170
Come across the text list before, but not the video.

And yeah I pee in the shower. Though I at least aim as near to directly down the plughole as possible.

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Female 82
I throw my clothes off in the bathroom in a pile, then it`s in and out as quick as posible. I most certinally don`t clean the place up after!!
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Female 35
I`ve seen this before... and yet I STILL bust a gut at the `woo-woo` part.
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Male 3,296
this is so old... it met Mcain when they were young
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Male 3,301
Hey, theres a few loofahs in the beginning of that video! Its my relatives! :3
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Male 483
its so true about the shampoo mohawk! lol
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Male 822
yeah, i pretty much go by all the stereotypes as a guy

except for the selective drying thng

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Female 82
haha i shower more like a man lol
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Male 264
OK, for all you people that are always saying REPOST on just about every entry on I-A-B, get over it. Some of us might not have seen it yet, and some are funny enough to be reposted.
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Female 1,441
This is the one repost thats SUCH a repost its almost painful
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Female 235
I use apricot scrub but not for 10 mins, I wash my hair once, condition once, shave and pee. I never loofah. I certainly never dry the shower when I`m done. It`s like making the bed...why bother?
I can get ready faster than my man anyday of the week.
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Female 584
CptObvious: Don`t be a minger and piss in the shower. Stand on your head :P
Or cure yourself of cancer first.
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Male 285
Every morning I take a shower. If I wanted to, I could take my ``morning pee`` in the toilet which is about 5 steps away from the shower, but nah; I still do it in the shower :P

It`s actually a lot easier for the morning, because sometimes you wake up with a hard-on so if you pee in the shower you dont have to push down on your wang and aim, which is really hard to do.

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Male 1,788
I`m not sure why peeing in the shower is disgusting.
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Male 741
nah I don`t actually AIM at my feet, but in most showers there`s a lot of splashing going on...things go places...and if you guys who spank it in the shower clog up the drain with all that spooge, the pee could back up and get on your feet that way.

I`m just saying pee first THEN wash

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Male 1,584
oh and dude, if you get pee on your feet either:
A- you are a chick
B- You have really bad aim and/or are drunk when you shower
C- Its very small.
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Male 1,584
holy crap i always do the mohawk, haha i was trying to see how big i could make it today. also, i though everyone peed in the shower, i mean it just goes down the drain and the water washes it all away.
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Male 741
only thing wrong with that was peeing comes first.

who washes their feet then pees on them?

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Male 4,012
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Male 192
I take quite a while to shower sometimes. Mostly because I fall asleep either in there, or while taking a poo and leave the water on.
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Male 626
^^
You might as well ask if we have to breath every day... and peeing in the shower is ew o.O
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Female 112
AnImbroglio, as legitimate as that is... Does the guy have to do it everyday?
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Male 838
because he`s whacking off, of course. Duh. And why the hell wouldn`t you pee in the shower? I don`t understand that at all. And I do all sorts of funky hair dos.
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Female 112
I find myself somewhere in the middle.
And, guys, how would you explain why i guy i know takes 30-40 minute showers, while mine only take 10 minutes?
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Male 86
HAHA!

I use apricot scrub... it helps with pimples, and I don`t pee in the shower. I dont do mohawks, I do a james bond type do.

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Male 1,455
Ladies, it`s all true, just deal with it...
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Male 108
WHAT
your actually surpried we pee in the shower, I thought that was just a basic instinct programmed into humans, it`s fast and productive, to birds one cup-stone...
also, I can`t believe how dead on it is, the shampoo mo hawk, i thought only I did that hehe, then the drawing a penis in the mirror, HAHA
so true..
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Male 244
I`m definitely somewhere in between the two o.O

I was amused ^^

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Female 1,984
This is a repost. It was posted in February of 2007.

And for the record, I`m way more like a guy when I wash my hair. I even do the blowing nose thing.

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Male 162
I have to admit I do blow my nose in the shower. Its a great clean
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Female 1,244
Haha that`s funny
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Male 107
Peeing in the shower, of course.

As Costanza says "It`s all pipes!!"

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Male 295
Repost. See How to Shower
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Male 880
Peeing in th shower is great, it even cleans your feet.

They forgot masturbating in the shower.

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Female 133
lol good to know there are some who don`t...reminds me of tiny tots in the pool
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Male 1,148
ewww I never pee in the shower. I do however sped a majority of time washing my privates :D
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Male 4,012
Peeing in the shower - quick and easy.
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Male 486
haha peeing in the shower hello thats a given haha
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Female 133
ok..blowing nose in the shower i can deal with but guys please tell me you don`t actually pee in the shower 0_o
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Male 4,012
It`s ancient. But very much fact.

I mean, I cannot fathom a male who doesn`t blow his nose in the shower.

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Male 107
I`m pretty sure I`ve seen this before, but it`s still pretty funny. xP
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Female 393
Link: How We Shower [Rate Link] - The stereotypical differences between men and women when they take showers.
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