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Date: 04/18/08 10:16 AM

82 Responses to How We Shower

  1. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 9:57 am
    Link: How We Shower - The stereotypical differences between men and women when they take showers.
  2. Profile photo of rukasu
    rukasu Male 13-17
    107 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:24 am
    I`m pretty sure I`ve seen this before, but it`s still pretty funny. xP
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2008 at 10:28 am
    It`s ancient. But very much fact.

    I mean, I cannot fathom a male who doesn`t blow his nose in the shower.

  4. Profile photo of enchantment
    enchantment Female 18-29
    133 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
    ok..blowing nose in the shower i can deal with but guys please tell me you don`t actually pee in the shower 0_o
  5. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
    haha peeing in the shower hello thats a given haha
  6. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2008 at 10:31 am
    Peeing in the shower - quick and easy.
  7. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
    ewww I never pee in the shower. I do however sped a majority of time washing my privates :D
  8. Profile photo of enchantment
    enchantment Female 18-29
    133 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:34 am
    lol good to know there are some who don`t...reminds me of tiny tots in the pool
  9. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:34 am
    Peeing in th shower is great, it even cleans your feet.

    They forgot masturbating in the shower.

  10. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:36 am
    Repost. See How to Shower
  11. Profile photo of tathagata76
    tathagata76 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:38 am
    Peeing in the shower, of course.

    As Costanza says "It`s all pipes!!"

  12. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
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    April 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
    Haha that`s funny
  13. Profile photo of tomo511
    tomo511 Male 18-29
    162 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:42 am
    I have to admit I do blow my nose in the shower. Its a great clean
  14. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:43 am
    This is a repost. It was posted in February of 2007.

    And for the record, I`m way more like a guy when I wash my hair. I even do the blowing nose thing.

  15. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:46 am
    I`m definitely somewhere in between the two o.O

    I was amused ^^

  16. Profile photo of _TiKi_
    _TiKi_ Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:49 am
    WHAT
    your actually surpried we pee in the shower, I thought that was just a basic instinct programmed into humans, it`s fast and productive, to birds one cup-stone...
    also, I can`t believe how dead on it is, the shampoo mo hawk, i thought only I did that hehe, then the drawing a penis in the mirror, HAHA
    so true..
  17. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Ladies, it`s all true, just deal with it...
  18. Profile photo of smells_like
    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:56 am
    HAHA!

    I use apricot scrub... it helps with pimples, and I don`t pee in the shower. I dont do mohawks, I do a james bond type do.

  19. Profile photo of londoncallme
    londoncallme Female 18-29
    112 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
    I find myself somewhere in the middle.
    And, guys, how would you explain why i guy i know takes 30-40 minute showers, while mine only take 10 minutes?
  20. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:04 am
    because he`s whacking off, of course. Duh. And why the hell wouldn`t you pee in the shower? I don`t understand that at all. And I do all sorts of funky hair dos.
  21. Profile photo of londoncallme
    londoncallme Female 18-29
    112 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:09 am
    AnImbroglio, as legitimate as that is... Does the guy have to do it everyday?
  22. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:13 am
    ^^
    You might as well ask if we have to breath every day... and peeing in the shower is ew o.O
  23. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:14 am
    I take quite a while to shower sometimes. Mostly because I fall asleep either in there, or while taking a poo and leave the water on.
  24. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:17 am
    londoncallme, we want to avoid getting prostate cancer
  25. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:19 am
    only thing wrong with that was peeing comes first.

    who washes their feet then pees on them?

  26. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:29 am
    holy crap i always do the mohawk, haha i was trying to see how big i could make it today. also, i though everyone peed in the shower, i mean it just goes down the drain and the water washes it all away.
  27. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:30 am
    oh and dude, if you get pee on your feet either:
    A- you are a chick
    B- You have really bad aim and/or are drunk when you shower
    C- Its very small.
  28. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:36 am
    nah I don`t actually AIM at my feet, but in most showers there`s a lot of splashing going on...things go places...and if you guys who spank it in the shower clog up the drain with all that spooge, the pee could back up and get on your feet that way.

    I`m just saying pee first THEN wash

  29. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:37 am
    I`m not sure why peeing in the shower is disgusting.
  30. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:54 am
    Every morning I take a shower. If I wanted to, I could take my ``morning pee`` in the toilet which is about 5 steps away from the shower, but nah; I still do it in the shower :P

    It`s actually a lot easier for the morning, because sometimes you wake up with a hard-on so if you pee in the shower you dont have to push down on your wang and aim, which is really hard to do.

  31. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    585 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    CptObvious: Don`t be a minger and piss in the shower. Stand on your head :P
    Or cure yourself of cancer first.
  32. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    I use apricot scrub but not for 10 mins, I wash my hair once, condition once, shave and pee. I never loofah. I certainly never dry the shower when I`m done. It`s like making the bed...why bother?
    I can get ready faster than my man anyday of the week.
  33. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    This is the one repost thats SUCH a repost its almost painful
  34. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    OK, for all you people that are always saying REPOST on just about every entry on I-A-B, get over it. Some of us might not have seen it yet, and some are funny enough to be reposted.
  35. Profile photo of gnctrkcll
    gnctrkcll Female 18-29
    82 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    haha i shower more like a man lol
  36. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    yeah, i pretty much go by all the stereotypes as a guy

    except for the selective drying thng

  37. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    its so true about the shampoo mohawk! lol
  38. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    Hey, theres a few loofahs in the beginning of that video! Its my relatives! :3
  39. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    this is so old... it met Mcain when they were young
  40. Profile photo of JuggledGeese
    JuggledGeese Female 13-17
    35 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    I`ve seen this before... and yet I STILL bust a gut at the `woo-woo` part.
  41. Profile photo of toxic1
    toxic1 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    I throw my clothes off in the bathroom in a pile, then it`s in and out as quick as posible. I most certinally don`t clean the place up after!!
  42. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    Come across the text list before, but not the video.

    And yeah I pee in the shower. Though I at least aim as near to directly down the plughole as possible.

  43. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    peeing in the shower does have its advantages.
  44. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    259 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    nooooooo, gahhh, i hate when people don`t step on the bathmat.
  45. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    Sounds about right. Except peeing in the shower isn`t really my thing. I tend to give the other people I share a bathroom with the courtesy of using the toilet for urine and sudden bowel movements.
  46. Profile photo of kulekaitlyn
    kulekaitlyn Female 13-17
    112 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    yeah like soupkid said.....stop saying "repost" chill.... also its kinda pathetic that you have seen everything on here and can tell if its a repost. i mean seriously that was over a year ago. take a breath
  47. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Older than Strom Thurmond.
  48. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    oh god...BLOWING YOUR NOSE IN THE SHOWER??!
    im sorry but thats disgusting
  49. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    I hate this video.

    Stupid how annoying, obvious reposts like this make it through while I can`t get quality links submitted that I know aren`t reposts.

  50. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    keep crying big boy
  51. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    sooo..I`m a mix between the 2....?

    i personally shampoo, condition and leave the conditioner in my hair as i wash up and shave what not..makes my hair extra smooth and soft. :D and smells better/longer after

  52. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    I do almost everything the woman did, except the neat pile of clothes and the loofahs and the cleaning the tiles and shower. But I do meticulously shave my legs and armpits and use special shampoo. in fact, i`m trying a new one - one of my friends was playing with my hair so it must be working since it was a volume shampoo. SO SPRINGY.

    And when I have time, I get out my pretty smell body wash and squirt it all over one of those bath scrubbers (the ones hanging on the faucets in the beggining) and I rub it over myself and enjoy how it smells. Then i play with the shaving cream.

    But I do one of the male things - I always leave my clothes in a pile.

  53. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    I shower like a woman accept I don`t fold my clothes before and I don`t clean the shower afterwards and usually avoid the mat. Haha.
    The man version was hilarious.
  54. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    ....Wow... XD Ok... This makes me feel like I take the quickest showers in the world.
  55. Profile photo of EmoGangster
    EmoGangster Male 13-17
    185 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    I love the "ASIAN" newspaper the lady is reading.
    haha.
  56. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    I shower like a woman :3
  57. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    Pee. XD
  58. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    234 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    OMG! I have apricot scrub, I shave, clean the shower, pose in the mirror, weigh myself, then make mental notes on my exercise program, and then shower. How did they get this info? lol!! I also make the mohawk, and since I`m a girl, mine is huge! lol!!
  59. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    woo woo

  60. Profile photo of hannahlebrew
    hannahlebrew Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Haha. Save water, pee in the shower!
  61. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    I blow my nose in the shower, it`s like the only time it`s freakin running and annoying.
  62. Profile photo of Focusfired
    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    i`m glad i wasnt the only person who caught the Asian periodical....

    btw, shampoo mohawks dont work if you shave your head. >.>

  63. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    I don`t know about some people, but I have no problem aiming for the drain when I pee in the shower. I actually learned to do that in the US. In Russia, people generally take baths, not showers. Peeing there is... undesireable. Also, it`s kind of inconvenient because the toilet room usually has a separate entrance from the shower/sink room.
  64. Profile photo of hottiechika5
    hottiechika5 Female 13-17
    128 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    My shower routine consists of:

    Grab a towel to dry off with and hang it up so I can reach it (I have sensitive eyes so I constantly have to wipe the water away in the shower)
    Another towel on the floor (simply to please my parents, otherwise I say screw it)
    Bring my pajamas with me to the bathroom.
    Undress & leave clothes in a pile on the floor on top of the floor towel.
    Yes I do the adjustment of the boobage :P
    Get in shower.
    Wash hair twice (gets oily otherwise.)
    Condition.
    Wash myself (no loofah, no washcloth, hands are enough.)
    Pee (no, not on my feet, even as a chick I`m not that bad.)
    Get out of shower.
    Hear mom complain because i didn`t turn the fan on.
    Dry privates and legs.
    Get dressed.
    Leave bathroom a mess.
    And it only takes me 5-10 minutes :)

  65. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 2:40 am
    I don`t wash my face for ten minutes. I would say seven... Then I shampoo, condition, pee, clean myself, and leave..
  66. Profile photo of lemontea
    lemontea Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 3:37 am
    LMAO. Very close to what I do. I even have the exact same apricot face scrub o__O
  67. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 6:39 am
    ...I shower more like a dude...
  68. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 6:40 am
    hahah this was funny
  69. Profile photo of Wuzzgoof
    Wuzzgoof Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 8:09 am
    Now I feel like a dude ..
  70. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 10:52 am
    peeing in the shower, two birds with one stone!
  71. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    id say the guy one is pretty accurate what about the ladies? someone ?
  72. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    woah, i do everything wrong! i undress in the bathroom, i wash my hair without doing a mohawk (i only did it once when i was a kid, i also did devil horn). and I dry in the bathtub, am i the only the only one who dry in the bathtub to not get a single drop of water on the floor? and then i let the mirror dry itself without drawing anything.
  73. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    +<3Wow...i think i now know why we hav our own shower<3+
  74. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 5:53 am
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SHOWER PEES ON YOU!! any who, i cant do the mohawk thing `cause im black...though i could grow a mo-fro....as far as peeing in the shower goes did it till i was about 9 then just decided it wasnt so sanitary. everything else about how a guy showers...thats me :)
  75. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 6:34 am
    seen it befor its pretty funny
  76. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 8:25 am
    This is just silly... *my* shampoo has kangaroo paw flower, not passionfruit or whatever it was :P lol... and my boyfriend has never... what was it? `Shaken his weiner` at me as he walks to/from the shower. I lol`d though.
  77. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:32 am
    why not pee in the shower?
  78. Profile photo of bri-cheese06
    bri-cheese06 Female 18-29
    21 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    woah... i shower like a guy... apart from the peein in the shower i do the rest and apart from shaking my penis i shake my tats... sweet...well i am a lesbot
  79. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 7:50 am
    REPOST!!!
  80. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    im sorta in the middle. i dont pee in the shower though. lol
  81. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Peeing in the shower is FTW
  82. Profile photo of fooooodie
    fooooodie Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    surprisingly realistic

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