How to Win a Knife Fight

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Weird
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Animal Mac Young gives you tips on how to kick ass if you get shanked. With a nickname like Animal how can you go wrong?
There are 52 comments:
Male 1,623
"Yeah I`ll hold still so you can tear me up."

This made the clip worth watching 4 times.

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Male 23
Man I want to see more of Animal Mac Young :-|
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Male 3,631
Even Dr. Steve Brule would have been more informative...
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Male 11,739
Come at me with your badass knife. I`ll lay you out with a 9mm and be done with it.
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Male 317
i love it, finally a video that clearly show how stupid krav maga is. (and other empty hand vs knife)
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Female 360
I loved his impression of a kung fu master.
WHHHAGGAAAAAHHAAGGHHH!
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Male 96
proof that kung fu doesn`t work!
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Male 1,036
Good produciton value.
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Male 724
They forgot holding the knife backwards. :<
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Male 505
I`ve never seen a someone with a knife come at me from the front (coughcough, gnomerogues, coughcough.) so that`s all useless.
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Male 452
That only told me what I already know from prison documentaries... how do I actually defend myself from a knife attack? Well I guess my Specnaz videos will do the trick here...
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Male 10,440
Ohnjaynb > lol.

I suppose I`ll remember this, but I am disturbed how easily you could kill someone this way.

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Male 2,576
It concludes by saying "Wear a bullet proof vest and carry a gun."
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Male 592
wow thanks to this lesson, my Exp. points are up 12, and I got powerleveled.
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Male 8
Ah!! I`ve been doing it wrong all these years!
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Male 132
BOOM

This is suprisingly entertaining. Living where I do makes it slightly moreso. I love how he phrases it as if he is making the video for people who are going to attack unsuspecting people, as opposed to just in defence.

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Male 690
dobson is a serial rapist
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Male 2,160
gun isnt always effective as you´d think at the range you´d be attacked with a knife at,actually is rather useless,better to counter with your own knife,a baton or your hands than try and pull your gun.And i agree,they should have posted a longer vid,but best way to learn is simply find someone trained in military,law enforcement or private security field and ask them to teach you what theyve been trained.
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Male 1,623
Where is the rest of this vid?

I wanna learn how to knifefight ...

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Male 554
BAH! eugenius! I love that band! Go Eugene Kelly, and go Oscar Wilde! And oh yeah, vid was a bit sketchy, pointless and all over the place.
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Male 31
OMG those haircuts are ff`in priceless!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 268
BloodyHippie: I love that scene.
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Female 268
Umm..

Not a video to teach you to defend yourself in case somebody attacks you with a knife?

Noooo..

This teaches you to be a psycho.

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Male 561
Personally I prefer the Hydro-Shock method.
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Male 797
Boom! Thanks Animal, now I know!
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Male 2,172
Best way to win in a knife fight:

1) Stay out of trouble
2) Drop your wallet
3) Stay home ( Outside world is overrated anyway )

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Male 290
THIS should be the wtf of the day
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Male 147
When ever I think of knife fights I always imaginethis. Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
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Male 139
that didn`t teach me anything! Now how am I supposed to win tomorrow`s big knife fight?
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Female 5
I know a better way to win a knife fight: bring a gun.
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Male 1,766
this made my knife attacks more effective
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Male 131
I think the real name we have to fear is Richard Dobson.
May he forever strike fear into those that oppose his beigeness.
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Female 920
i didnt not watch the video cuz i got bored...but the way to win a knife fight is to bring a gun. haha
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Female 345
That was Epic LMAO! Hwaaaaah!
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Male 3,301
Aww, and I thought screaming like Bruce Lee is the most important part of fighting...

BWAAAHAHAHAAAHGH! HIE YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *snap*

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Male 2,076
weird teaching lol funny guy
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Male 1,347
hehe sweet, dude was waaaaaayy out in the boonies
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Male 1,685
lol, that was great
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Male 483
lmao. dick-pulling?
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Male 95
Does the beige guy remind anyone else of David Carradine?
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Male 38
the
WAIGHGIGH!
thing scared me.
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Male 606
hahahaha his impression of kung fu guys was awesome.

"BAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, pure fantasy"

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Male 444
the taller guy`s face when he attacks is hilarious!


.......

I`m not you Friend, Buddy!

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Male 59
Well, lucky thing is that most people using knives are amateurs.
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Male 101
thatll definitely come i handy.
to think, all these years i could have killed in two or three less stabs.
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Male 124
HAHA, "yeah I`ll hold still so you can tear me up" that voice made this video better.
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Female 54
he politley freezes so i can like kung foo him
roflcopter
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Male 111
must see rest of video
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Male 1,182
ha i think that other guy the "DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY WIFE" break his leg guy could kick this guys sorry ass
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Male 97
Did somebody say Knife Fight?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bZ6f5r64F-I

Lol @ end.

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Male 1,182
lol at the biege creeping guy
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Male 1,620
Link: How to Win a Knife Fight [Rate Link] - Animal Mac Young gives you tips on how to kick ass if you get shanked. With a nickname like Animal how can you go wrong?
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