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Date: 04/20/08 09:02 PM

52 Responses to How to Win a Knife Fight

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    Link: How to Win a Knife Fight - Animal Mac Young gives you tips on how to kick ass if you get shanked. With a nickname like Animal how can you go wrong?
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    lol at the biege creeping guy
  3. Profile photo of nvrslep303
    nvrslep303 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Did somebody say Knife Fight?
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=bZ6f5r64F-I

    Lol @ end.

  4. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    ha i think that other guy the "DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY WIFE" break his leg guy could kick this guys sorry ass
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    isa_ragnor Male 18-29
    111 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    must see rest of video
  6. Profile photo of Jaruzel
    Jaruzel Female 13-17
    54 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    he politley freezes so i can like kung foo him
    roflcopter
  7. Profile photo of munimula1
    munimula1 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    HAHA, "yeah I`ll hold still so you can tear me up" that voice made this video better.
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    pahaha Male 13-17
    101 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    thatll definitely come i handy.
    to think, all these years i could have killed in two or three less stabs.
  9. Profile photo of RetroPoodle
    RetroPoodle Male 13-17
    59 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    Well, lucky thing is that most people using knives are amateurs.
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    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    the taller guy`s face when he attacks is hilarious!


    .......

    I`m not you Friend, Buddy!

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    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    hahahaha his impression of kung fu guys was awesome.

    "BAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, pure fantasy"

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    larzyparzy Male 13-17
    38 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    the
    WAIGHGIGH!
    thing scared me.
  13. Profile photo of lolcat
    lolcat Male 18-29
    95 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Does the beige guy remind anyone else of David Carradine?
  14. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    lmao. dick-pulling?
  15. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    lol, that was great
  16. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    hehe sweet, dude was waaaaaayy out in the boonies
  17. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    weird teaching lol funny guy
  18. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Aww, and I thought screaming like Bruce Lee is the most important part of fighting...

    BWAAAHAHAHAAAHGH! HIE YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *snap*

  19. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    That was Epic LMAO! Hwaaaaah!
  20. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    i didnt not watch the video cuz i got bored...but the way to win a knife fight is to bring a gun. haha
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    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    I think the real name we have to fear is Richard Dobson.
    May he forever strike fear into those that oppose his beigeness.
  22. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    this made my knife attacks more effective
  23. Profile photo of KeyKey
    KeyKey Female 18-29
    5 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    I know a better way to win a knife fight: bring a gun.
  24. Profile photo of Maxim86
    Maxim86 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    that didn`t teach me anything! Now how am I supposed to win tomorrow`s big knife fight?
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    BloodyHippie Male 18-29
    147 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    When ever I think of knife fights I always imaginethis. Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
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    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    April 20, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    THIS should be the wtf of the day
  27. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 12:21 am
    Best way to win in a knife fight:

    1) Stay out of trouble
    2) Drop your wallet
    3) Stay home ( Outside world is overrated anyway )

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    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 1:16 am
    Boom! Thanks Animal, now I know!
  29. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 3:03 am
    Personally I prefer the Hydro-Shock method.
  30. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 3:31 am
    Umm..

    Not a video to teach you to defend yourself in case somebody attacks you with a knife?

    Noooo..

    This teaches you to be a psycho.

  31. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 3:32 am
    BloodyHippie: I love that scene.
  32. Profile photo of John_Mclane
    John_Mclane Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 4:21 am
    OMG those haircuts are ff`in priceless!!!!!!!!!!
  33. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 4:25 am
    BAH! eugenius! I love that band! Go Eugene Kelly, and go Oscar Wilde! And oh yeah, vid was a bit sketchy, pointless and all over the place.
  34. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 6:07 am
    Where is the rest of this vid?

    I wanna learn how to knifefight ...

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 6:19 am
    gun isnt always effective as you´d think at the range you´d be attacked with a knife at,actually is rather useless,better to counter with your own knife,a baton or your hands than try and pull your gun.And i agree,they should have posted a longer vid,but best way to learn is simply find someone trained in military,law enforcement or private security field and ask them to teach you what theyve been trained.
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    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 6:56 am
    dobson is a serial rapist
  37. Profile photo of MANAX99
    MANAX99 Male 70 & Over
    132 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 7:52 am
    BOOM

    This is suprisingly entertaining. Living where I do makes it slightly moreso. I love how he phrases it as if he is making the video for people who are going to attack unsuspecting people, as opposed to just in defence.

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    hov Male 30-39
    8 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:15 am
    Ah!! I`ve been doing it wrong all these years!
  39. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:29 am
    wow thanks to this lesson, my Exp. points are up 12, and I got powerleveled.
  40. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:30 am
    It concludes by saying "Wear a bullet proof vest and carry a gun."
  41. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Ohnjaynb > lol.

    I suppose I`ll remember this, but I am disturbed how easily you could kill someone this way.

  42. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
    That only told me what I already know from prison documentaries... how do I actually defend myself from a knife attack? Well I guess my Specnaz videos will do the trick here...
  43. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    I`ve never seen a someone with a knife come at me from the front (coughcough, gnomerogues, coughcough.) so that`s all useless.
  44. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    They forgot holding the knife backwards. :<
  45. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    Good produciton value.
  46. Profile photo of X196
    X196 Male 18-29
    96 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    proof that kung fu doesn`t work!
  47. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    I loved his impression of a kung fu master.
    WHHHAGGAAAAAHHAAGGHHH!
  48. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    i love it, finally a video that clearly show how stupid krav maga is. (and other empty hand vs knife)
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 21, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Come at me with your badass knife. I`ll lay you out with a 9mm and be done with it.
  50. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:07 am
    Even Dr. Steve Brule would have been more informative...
  51. Profile photo of Fateye
    Fateye Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    Man I want to see more of Animal Mac Young :-|
  52. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    December 10, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    "Yeah I`ll hold still so you can tear me up."

    This made the clip worth watching 4 times.

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