How To Make a Sex Pose

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Tech

Completely safe for work, but you"re not going to know whether or not to laugh, cry, vomit or call this kid"s parents.
There are 107 comments:
Female 39
LOL, wtf is wrong with this kid...
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Female 109
..........
Uh.
What?
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Female 464
Woooooooow What is this world coming to?
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Female 35
The funniest part of the whole thing was him owning that second girl. Once the camera freaked out the second time, he proceeds to roar in frustration and beat the girl against the ground repeatedly. I`m still laughing.

But the second funniest part: "-spends five minutes on lesbian pose- Okay, now the gay one. -fifteen seconds-"

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Female 2,552
Wtf?
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Male 394
How are video games not bad?
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Male 272
Garry`s Mod or GMod is a modification for the first-person shooter computer game Half-Life 2. It is a physics sandbox game that allows the player to manipulate objects and experiment with physics, often with realistic results because of the Source engine. The construction of complex machines within the game can also be a contemporary spin on the Rube Goldberg machine principle. It is also the successor to another sandbox mod named JBmod.

The final version of Garry`s Mod receives regular updates via Steam. Garry`s Mod has been available for purchase on Steam since November 29, 2006 for $9.95 USD (excl. tax.) and requires at least one Source engine game in the user`s account to play (for example Half-Life 2, Counter-Strike: Source, or Portal), and therefore is offered in a reduced-price bundle with Counter-Strike: Source as well as Team Fortress 2 for those who do not meet that criterion.
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Copied right from Wikipedia. Thanks to them and the editor(s).

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Male 425
Not that big of a deal. I`m sure he was like 10, and plenty of kids pick up on sex knowledge by then or younger.

Worst part is how useless that is...

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Female 663
Ok now THIS is the wtf of the day.

WORD.

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Female 174
weird poo
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Male 2
What.. The hell kid... What are your parents teaching you.
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Female 71
Haha 8 yr old and knows that?!
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Male 113
For all IAB retards: The game is g-mod, a mod for the game Half-Life 2. Pretty much a giant physics game. Get HL2 and CCS and download this. Best game ever..

Ugh.. hopefully he doesn`t find the nude characters.. pervert.

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Female 781
Arranging what look like corpses into sexual positions. Disgusting.

Monitor what your kids are up to, folks.

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Male 695
GMOD FTW!! :D
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Male 944
O yeah the vid...it was Kinky
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Male 96
hope this kid never got legos as a kid
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Male 716
Oh, so THAT`S what it looks like!
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Female 345
The game is HalfLife with Gary`s Mod, I know I bought it for my boyfriend lol. It`s pretty neat, basically a sandbox concept
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Male 944
Oh and 4445555666...your an idiot and i hope life does not completly destroy you once you get to the real world...
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Male 944
@Fancylad.
jus curious, ive been submitting content for awhile but it never gets through..am i doing something wrong? jus wondering =/
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Female 434
Haha, I say cheer for him.
He`s creative and clever enough to find out how to do that, and it`s kinda funny, if you ask me.
Not very productive, but funny.
And everyone who says stuff like `ew, he has such a vulgar mind at such a young age, poor kid, what do his parents do!?`, stop it. He`s a male, for god sakes, and since I was offered sex by a six year old when I was eight, it doesn`t really surprise me.
That might`ve been an odd occurrence, though..
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Female 744
For a second there I thought it was going to be all oral-based sex. But then he busted out doggy-style. Go kid! =D
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Male 265
This is kind of 8.5 minuttes wasted...
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Female 209
I loved his little outbursts. Ughrgg!!
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Female 209
was that half life? He was using anti gravity gun. Man, how would this guy even know what sechs positions look like?
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Female 458
>.<

Dudes, that`s not a Sims game and that`s not a game made for doing that kinda stuff with.

That`s a mod, something you can download to modify a game, where it allows you to do whatever silly crap you want with the game characters and tools and such.

Geeze, now I dislike the kid doing this SOLELY for making videogames look bad.

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Male 1,036
Gave up after a short while. Couldn`t handle listening to that drivel
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Male 559
If that kid makes it to 30, he`s gonna be a 500 lb virgin, still living in his moms basement. He will be fired from Burger King for missing to much work, in order to keep up his gamer habit.
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Female 288
wow... that kid sounded young... so that was just a tad awkward...
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Male 615
lol... i am gonna read all of these posts for the EPIC battle between Fancylad and 444455555666... tee hee hee...
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Male 376
nothin wrong with this kid except he probably needs to get outside more. totally harmless. and boring, too. well ok, it was a little charming in the ))<<>>(( kind of way
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Male 153
I`m sorry, did he call himself Tony Montana? Al Pacino is rolling around in his grave! oh wait...
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Male 117
lamest video ever..
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Female 380
Shiruba-HAHAHAHAHAH! too funny. I agree about all that.... i hate when people get all "hardcore" with a keyboard... its like beating down the hulk with a feather.... pointless and only makes you look stupid.
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Male 2,551
I don`t think you need any of the HL games to paly Garys mod, but I could be wrong.
Whenever I tryed to get it, it cost moneys. D:
Or maybe it`s because I`d rather get it legally. Ah well. ^^
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Male 1,182
haha great creepy
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Female 288
who would waste their time playing worthless computer games? two words for this dork wad: GO OUTSIDE. you need fresh air
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Male 1,109
skillz3333

i have seen your "fake" posts everwhere... keep up the good work!

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Male 3,296
this is kinda long lame and makes u wanna watch porn...... AM GONNA GO CURE ME SOME CANCER!!!
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Male 2,486
The game is called Garry`s Mod, it`s basically a "sandbox" of Half-Life 2, it has all the models of the monsters, people, objects, everything, and it has all kinds of physics options, you can make things, it`s pretty cool. Try it out sometime.
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Male 2,113
lol
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Female 2,289
Ok now THIS is the wtf of the day.
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Male 10
its not half life, its a mod from half life 2 called garry`s mod 10 and costs $10.
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Female 2,695
um. was that a boy or a girl talking?
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Male 33
LOL, Garrys mod (the game in this video) is running while im typing this! its still a kick ass game as you can do anything. but too bad is overrun by little sex crazed kids like these. that why everybody puts a password on there servers now.
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Male 724
Smackity mc drating smack.
I WANNA KILL THIS KID FOR ALL THIS SMACKING OF THE LIPS.
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Female 657
LOL. I love how he finished a lesbian pose and right after that said "Now for the gay one..."

This kid is funny... but I sense future molester/date rapist. x_x

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Male 1,225
I wonder if I get in a fight with fancylad, if he would bring up that I don`t have any posts. Oh wait, I do. I had 11, but two of them became dead.
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Female 731
meh, oblivion, pretty much anything with ragdoll effects can do that. and fyi, arguing on the net is meh, forcing morons to concede to whatever mad opinion you have is lol
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Male 277
4445545454444 is trying to hide his emotions for fancylad. aww
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Male 392
aww. I don`t have halflife...
would that stop me from being able to use garry`s mod?
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Male 392
I`m pretty sure that this is my friends little brother.
I just finished walking home next to this kid...
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Female 662
What`s wrong with that kid?
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Female 377
This reminds me of when I found a cheat that allowed you to stop Sims while they were `whoopee-ing` and move them out of the bed so you could see them on top of eachother.
Except it was like barbie doll parts and what ever.
PG porn!
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Male 108

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Male 158
is that dog264? I think it is
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Female 1,244
I`m gonna root for 444455555666 in the fight

The video was so boring and really weird that a kid would do that to people that looked or were dead?

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Female 1,306
i can smell a betchfight between 444455555666 and fancyclad beginning to brew.....
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Male 2,781
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Female 2,220
Mooshy, who`s parents DO check what they`re doing on the computer these days...
and why the hell did I watch the whole thing!?
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Male 244
Gary`s mod is fun!.. This kid has problems.
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Male 1,111
444455555666

You came to a free website to be entertained and then you pout when it doesn`t live up to your deranged standards.

No one forced you to watch it, click it, or even come to the website.

I`m sure fancylad can "fight" his own "fight" if that`s what you call your pathetic attempt at an insult. Which ironically only betrays your faux position of intelligence. I commented because you`re a dumb ass, that`s the only reason.

So go get yourself some kool-aid and a lunchable while you figure out how to try these new positions with your blow up girlfriend suzy.

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Female 358
"what, you can`t let fancylad fight his own fight? Do you all share a basement together or something?"

444455555666, is this really necessary? Please stop being so puerile.

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Female 706
I make dead bodies to into sexy positions in Oblivion all the time. It`s fun. ^.^
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Male 45
Am I the only one who thinks this kid really sucks at using Garry`s Mod?
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Female 239
The only entertaining part of this whole video is when he gets mad in the middle of the female female pose and beats the 2nd female to the ground repeatedly. After that, I lost the will to keep watching...
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Male 814
Haha...fancylad pwns evr1
Entertaining post, in a strange sort of way. Gotta give the kid credit tho, he knows what he likes.
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Male 19
The game is Garry`s Mod 10. It`s a half-life mod
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Male 456
the game is Garrys mod.
its basically a sandbox
it lets you build things: planes, subs, boats, cars, buildings...or in this case...hardcore sex!!
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Male 1,053
Lol go fancylad :|
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Male 43
Wow, he was like, `Did you see that`?

He`s obviously never even KISSED a girl...

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Male 35
what, you can`t let fancylad fight his own fight? Do you all share a basement together or something?
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Male 1,225
He sounded like a 10-year-old.
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Female 488
and what game is this?
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Female 406
444455555666, Everybody triumphs over fancylad. Don`t mess with him, because he will always win.
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Female 488
how old IS he?! wtf..
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Female 2,074
And what male in the age range of 18 - 29 has an interest in fairies, anyway? What a `tard. If you want entertainment so bad, go look up fairy porn or something. I`m sure some sick person out there has thought of it just for people like you.
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Male 426
fancyland how much u get paid for doing this?
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Female 406
Go fancylad! I think it was Halflife, because one of the characters they could choose reminded me of something i saw in a Halflife skit.
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Female 2,074
"Hey, don`t be a child old man."

I think Mister Random Numbers is playing a game called:

** Hey Everyone! Look at Me! I`m an Idiot! **

I wouldn`t sign up for that show myself....but I guess to each, his own.

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Female 775
what game is that?
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Male 20,830
444455555666: Your post shows a 1.6, what game wins with that?


Yours shows...let me check...oh yeah, ZERO! I can do this all day, chico.

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Male 35
Your post shows a 1.6, what game wins with that?
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Male 426
umm wow fake
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Male 20,830
444455555666: Hey, don`t be a child old man. I came to be entertained and you didn`t do it for me. Just get back on the horse, grab the reigns and try again.


I think ^that^ proves I win. Thanks for playing.

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Male 3,369
Future pornographer in the making if you ask me!
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Female 541
i say laugh out of almost.. fear, and then call the kid`s parents. he`s like, 9! how does this kid even KNOW this stuff? his parents should watch what he does on the computer more carefully.
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Female 1,395
>.< o god. The poor baby.
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Male 35
Hey, don`t be a child old man. I came to be entertained and you didn`t do it for me. Just get back on the horse, grab the reigns and try again.
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Male 954
yah i think you have a point there estilopanama
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Female 2,074
Dylan, it`s kinda his....job. And maybe hobby. LOL
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Male 1,704
was that a new type of Sims game or summit?

plus i cant believe i actually got nearly half way through that vid before i realised what i was actually witnessing.

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Male 954
Be carefull guys the fancylad himself is watching and monitoring you ever post creepy right?
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Female 20
What kind of weird video game was that? I don`t understand what type of game consists of pulling corpses around into grotesque positions.

Isn`t this kid, like, 8 years old? Creepy.

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Female 393
hehe fancylad :D ^
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Male 20,830
444455555666: Not your best post Fancylad

This from the person with the creative user name that has posted...let me check...oh yeah, ZERO POSTS.

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Female 393
This kids parents clearly don`t moniter his use of the computer.
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Male 35
Not your best post Fancylad
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Male 4
Oh god! My MIND!!!

On a serious note though, I know a guy who made something very similar. Only with chains and fire...

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Female 380
Ok, got it and now wish i had not.... EW! What the hell game is this kid playing and YES I do want to call his mother.... SICKO!!!
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Male 485
i did all 4
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Male 36
Ha, that was messed up. Why are they letting their kids play Garry`s mod and make Sech poses?
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Male 954
gotcha fancylad
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Male 20,830
takes a few seconds to load--about a billion people are probably watching it.
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Female 380
all i saw was a grey screen... did not load right.... oh well
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Male 20,830
Link: How To Make a Sex Pose [Rate Link] - Completely safe for work, but you`re not going to know whether or not to laugh, cry, vomit or call this kid`s parents.
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