Greatest Name Ever

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

This ID beats McLovin"s fake drivers license by a mile.
There are 72 comments:
Male 962
McLovin. Superbad was retarded. I failed to find any plot in it what-so ever. it was so stupid i dint even watch all of it.

WTF superbad was an kick ass film.

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Male 28
thats not funny. thats not funny at all.
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Female 169
hahaha!!!!!!!!! i love McLovin...but WOW....
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Male 90
Javanese? sure, whatever..
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Female 498
mclovin is way better i must say but he has his own them song

nanananananananaBATMAN

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Male 1,584
McLovin. Superbad was retarded. I failed to find any plot in it what-so ever. it was so stupid i dint even watch all of it.
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Male 2,781
I WONDER IF IT`S LEGAL TO NAME MY SON GOD
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Female 77
that is amazing.
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Male 239
batman bins supaman!
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Male 1
I know this guy, we were from the same neighbourhood. His name is pronounced as (Baat Maan) not batman like the superhero.
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Male 222
I NEED TO MEET THIS PERSON.

Good thing I`m in Singapore.

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Female 128
Pshhh, one of my friends has a last name of Schnickels :P I`m going to buy a cat and name him Mr. Schnickels heehee.
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Male 738
Rather awesome name. It`s no Sergeant Max Fightmaster, but it will do.
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Male 455
Nothing beats the name of Frank Zappa`s daughter, Moon Unit.

But this is a very close second.

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Male 155
i push paper around at work and i see a lot of names. a person named "semen basin" came (hah no pun intended) through my office. i took a pic but i`m reluctant to post it
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Male 208
forthewin FTW STFU i hate it, it sounds so stupid
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Male 392
Today i convinced a new kid that my name was babycakes.
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Female 1,002
Best name EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
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Male 10,440
I hope you know that Singapore is not in Europe
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Male 72
Stand corrected, as that you are wrong.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
That`s malay.

Thanks for the clarification...

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Female 119
lol XD awesome XD
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Male 505
"Someone correct me if I`m wrong, because I`ve never seen a Singaporean ID, but there should be no Arabic text on the card.

The four languages of Singapore are English, Mandarin, Malay, and Tamil, none of which use Arabic text.

Based on that, this is obviously fake."
Stand corrected, as that you are wrong.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
That`s malay.

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Female 4,225
Superman sounds personal made name, butr isn`t Batman promounced (You amerucans and westerners will p[ronounce it wrong) (Botmon or Bodmon? BIUt I heard the name Batman as a name name before. z

And actually bronounced Batman but with a nice Iranian accent. Not to certain. But not the american way of saying it. Get my point?

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Male 505
"Singapore is a country with the capital city of Singapore. 99% of Westerners can`t locate Singapore on a map. If you`re among the 1%, congrats."
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Conga-rat-shoelaces to me!
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Female 1,244
That`s crazy
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Female 920
awesome!
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Male 2,113
lol
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Male 72
Someone correct me if I`m wrong, because I`ve never seen a Singaporean ID, but there should be no Arabic text on the card.

The four languages of Singapore are English, Mandarin, Malay, and Tamil, none of which use Arabic text.

Based on that, this is obviously fake.

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Male 686
I am McLovin!
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Male 490
Blah, McLovin still wins. "Sexy hamburger" and "Irish R&B singer"!
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Male 466
Call it what you want... You can see for yourself, go to Millitary.com and use the buddy finder. He is there I assure you, its a bit wrong because he is now a third class and no longer an airman but he is listed there.
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Male 12,365
Java is a real place, it`s inhabited and "Javanese" is the name of the original inhabitants, so maybe it`s thought of as a race.

Maybe the "Batman" is named after the job rather than the comic character.

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Male 1,152
was javanese a typo or a real race?
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Male 41
best name evar
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Male 170
Now I want to see him get pulled over by a cop.
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Male 550
Singapore is a country with the capital city of Singapore. 99% of Westerners can`t locate Singapore on a map. If you`re among the 1%, congrats.
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Female 173
Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t Singapore a city, not a country?
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Male 10,440
^ it says your from says Asia, there are many countries in Asia. Anyway this ID was awesome, you wouldn`t get away with that here.
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Female 6
And THIS is why sometimes I`m ashamed of my country. And just so anyone wants to know, the drinking age here is 18 not 16..
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Male 4,393
cool
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Female 2,196
whats with parents and giving their kids weird names
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Female 135
Stupid.
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Male 124
Suparman is a regular name for Javanese, Indonesia. I think it`s not a fake I.D as in Singapore you get an ID at the age of 12....but that doesn`t mean you can use it to drink and drive and etc. Batman on the other hand is a weird one...well at least a parent in Japan try to name their son devil..
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Male 237
Haha, howrhawkeric, that`s classic! I learnt the other day what that lyric meant, and now I dislike that song on one more level...
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Male 182
how many girls suparman`d that ho?
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Male 946
haha that`s cool.
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Female 2,074
Yea...the pixels....hmm.....

Um...

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Female 98
This beens the 60`s when ppl stuck their kids with names like Rainbow and Dolphine.
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Female 30
martin1337 is right. Here legal drinking age is 16.

smoking & driving are 18.

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Male 1,240
Aww, Pabasa, I wanted to say that.
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Male 174
^^ sounds like a great sense of humor to me.
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Male 4,012
"Bin" means `son of`. His father`s name is suparman, his own name is batman. So people will call him batman.

Oh, and Suparman isn`t really a strange name in South East Asia. Batman is, however.

His parents must have a bad sense of humour...

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Female 345
Batman is a fairly common name in some areas I guess. I had two Batman families on my paper route back in school ;)
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Male 10
Martin1337, singapore`s drinking age is 18. And if I fake an ID I wouldn`t use the one the government issues, they are really though on fake IDs.
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Female 26
Disappointed
Not as good as McLovin :-D
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Female 374
O_O lol is this for real?
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Female 488
that`s hard. cuz when ppl know your name they think you need to live up to it. but what if you can`t? maybe he`s not all that superman like...
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Male 1,036
interesting for all of about 6 seconds.....back to boredom...
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Male 10
Maybe the drinking age is 16 like in some European countries.
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Male 21
If this is a fake ID. Why would he make the birth date underage. Scary.
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Male 550
Wow, would love to meet him in real life.
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Male 1,629
huh, idk when i worked for a bank in a call center i come across this girl in NYC whose last name was witchstitty
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Male 219
uh, coranthulle, wtf? i call photoshop on your story.
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Male 466
Funny but true. I was in the US Navy for 14 years, saw alot of strange names come and go, but just before i got out, Saw a kids name come by me, it was Starcruiser. I asked what his first name was and he replied it was Mars. I thought it was a joke, but plenty of his shipmates from A school confirmed it was no joke. The funniest part of it all was his middle name, get this... Melliniumfalcon. Yes you got it right, Mars Milleniumfalcon Starcruiser was his legal name. I couldnt belive it until i saw his Millitary ID card and his Drivers liscense had the same names.
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Male 82
Woah, he has all three top superheroes, Batman, Bin Laden and Superman!
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Female 24
marvel FTW
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Male 336
batman and superman are both DC.
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Female 854
That`s crazy!!
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Female 731
nice bit of dc vs marvel goin` on there too
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Male 64
Man, what would his friends call him, batman or superman?? I`d probably prefer superman...
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Female 731
sweeeet
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Male 20,187
Link: Greatest Name Ever [Rate Link] - This ID beats McLovin`s fake drivers license by a mile.
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