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Date: 04/07/08 01:01 AM

72 Responses to Greatest Name Ever

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Link: Greatest Name Ever - This ID beats McLovin`s fake drivers license by a mile.
  2. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
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    April 7, 2008 at 1:06 am
    sweeeet
  3. Profile photo of bsm
    bsm Male 18-29
    64 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:06 am
    Man, what would his friends call him, batman or superman?? I`d probably prefer superman...
  4. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:07 am
    nice bit of dc vs marvel goin` on there too
  5. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:16 am
    That`s crazy!!
  6. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:19 am
    batman and superman are both DC.
  7. Profile photo of crunKKat
    crunKKat Female 13-17
    24 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:22 am
    marvel FTW
  8. Profile photo of Anisirion
    Anisirion Male 18-29
    82 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:23 am
    Woah, he has all three top superheroes, Batman, Bin Laden and Superman!
  9. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:57 am
    Funny but true. I was in the US Navy for 14 years, saw alot of strange names come and go, but just before i got out, Saw a kids name come by me, it was Starcruiser. I asked what his first name was and he replied it was Mars. I thought it was a joke, but plenty of his shipmates from A school confirmed it was no joke. The funniest part of it all was his middle name, get this... Melliniumfalcon. Yes you got it right, Mars Milleniumfalcon Starcruiser was his legal name. I couldnt belive it until i saw his Millitary ID card and his Drivers liscense had the same names.
  10. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 2:13 am
    uh, coranthulle, wtf? i call photoshop on your story.
  11. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2008 at 2:18 am
    huh, idk when i worked for a bank in a call center i come across this girl in NYC whose last name was witchstitty
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    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 2:31 am
    Wow, would love to meet him in real life.
  13. Profile photo of Vile.
    Vile. Male 13-17
    21 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 2:34 am
    If this is a fake ID. Why would he make the birth date underage. Scary.
  14. Profile photo of martin1337
    martin1337 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 2:45 am
    Maybe the drinking age is 16 like in some European countries.
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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 2:46 am
    interesting for all of about 6 seconds.....back to boredom...
  16. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 2:51 am
    that`s hard. cuz when ppl know your name they think you need to live up to it. but what if you can`t? maybe he`s not all that superman like...
  17. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:15 am
    O_O lol is this for real?
  18. Profile photo of natalieh184
    natalieh184 Female 13-17
    26 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:28 am
    Disappointed
    Not as good as McLovin :-D
  19. Profile photo of Gusbob
    Gusbob Male 13-17
    10 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:36 am
    Martin1337, singapore`s drinking age is 18. And if I fake an ID I wouldn`t use the one the government issues, they are really though on fake IDs.
  20. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:46 am
    Batman is a fairly common name in some areas I guess. I had two Batman families on my paper route back in school ;)
  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2008 at 4:16 am
    "Bin" means `son of`. His father`s name is suparman, his own name is batman. So people will call him batman.

    Oh, and Suparman isn`t really a strange name in South East Asia. Batman is, however.

    His parents must have a bad sense of humour...

  22. Profile photo of lwhoffman
    lwhoffman Male 18-29
    174 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:11 am
    ^^ sounds like a great sense of humor to me.
  23. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:27 am
    Aww, Pabasa, I wanted to say that.
  24. Profile photo of Shukaku
    Shukaku Female 13-17
    30 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:29 am
    martin1337 is right. Here legal drinking age is 16.

    smoking & driving are 18.

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    misstakenID Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:32 am
    This beens the 60`s when ppl stuck their kids with names like Rainbow and Dolphine.
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:37 am
    Yea...the pixels....hmm.....

    Um...

  27. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2008 at 5:58 am
    haha that`s cool.
  28. Profile photo of horhawkeric
    horhawkeric Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:00 am
    how many girls suparman`d that ho?
  29. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:04 am
    Haha, howrhawkeric, that`s classic! I learnt the other day what that lyric meant, and now I dislike that song on one more level...
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    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:18 am
    Suparman is a regular name for Javanese, Indonesia. I think it`s not a fake I.D as in Singapore you get an ID at the age of 12....but that doesn`t mean you can use it to drink and drive and etc. Batman on the other hand is a weird one...well at least a parent in Japan try to name their son devil..
  31. Profile photo of TrishIsADork
    TrishIsADork Female 18-29
    135 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:18 am
    Stupid.
  32. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:37 am
    whats with parents and giving their kids weird names
  33. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:49 am
    cool
  34. Profile photo of youngnsassy
    youngnsassy Female 13-17
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    April 7, 2008 at 7:41 am
    And THIS is why sometimes I`m ashamed of my country. And just so anyone wants to know, the drinking age here is 18 not 16..
  35. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:26 am
    ^ it says your from says Asia, there are many countries in Asia. Anyway this ID was awesome, you wouldn`t get away with that here.
  36. Profile photo of Mariam67
    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 8:33 am
    Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t Singapore a city, not a country?
  37. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:07 am
    Singapore is a country with the capital city of Singapore. 99% of Westerners can`t locate Singapore on a map. If you`re among the 1%, congrats.
  38. Profile photo of Cynic8387
    Cynic8387 Male 18-29
    170 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Now I want to see him get pulled over by a cop.
  39. Profile photo of nolimits07
    nolimits07 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 9:46 am
    best name evar
  40. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:39 am
    was javanese a typo or a real race?
  41. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:52 am
    Java is a real place, it`s inhabited and "Javanese" is the name of the original inhabitants, so maybe it`s thought of as a race.

    Maybe the "Batman" is named after the job rather than the comic character.

  42. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:28 am
    Call it what you want... You can see for yourself, go to Millitary.com and use the buddy finder. He is there I assure you, its a bit wrong because he is now a third class and no longer an airman but he is listed there.
  43. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 11:29 am
    Blah, McLovin still wins. "Sexy hamburger" and "Irish R&B singer"!
  44. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    I am McLovin!
  45. Profile photo of PurdueU BenZ
    PurdueU BenZ Male 18-29
    72 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    Someone correct me if I`m wrong, because I`ve never seen a Singaporean ID, but there should be no Arabic text on the card.

    The four languages of Singapore are English, Mandarin, Malay, and Tamil, none of which use Arabic text.

    Based on that, this is obviously fake.

  46. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    lol
  47. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    awesome!
  48. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    That`s crazy
  49. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    "Singapore is a country with the capital city of Singapore. 99% of Westerners can`t locate Singapore on a map. If you`re among the 1%, congrats."
    ...
    Conga-rat-shoelaces to me!
  50. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Superman sounds personal made name, butr isn`t Batman promounced (You amerucans and westerners will p[ronounce it wrong) (Botmon or Bodmon? BIUt I heard the name Batman as a name name before. z

    And actually bronounced Batman but with a nice Iranian accent. Not to certain. But not the american way of saying it. Get my point?

  51. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    "Someone correct me if I`m wrong, because I`ve never seen a Singaporean ID, but there should be no Arabic text on the card.

    The four languages of Singapore are English, Mandarin, Malay, and Tamil, none of which use Arabic text.

    Based on that, this is obviously fake."
    Stand corrected, as that you are wrong.
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
    That`s malay.

  52. Profile photo of Solarmew
    Solarmew Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    lol XD awesome XD
  53. Profile photo of PurdueU BenZ
    PurdueU BenZ Male 18-29
    72 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Stand corrected, as that you are wrong.
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
    That`s malay.

    Thanks for the clarification...

  54. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    I hope you know that Singapore is not in Europe
  55. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    Best name EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
  56. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Today i convinced a new kid that my name was babycakes.
  57. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    forthewin FTW STFU i hate it, it sounds so stupid
  58. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    i push paper around at work and i see a lot of names. a person named "semen basin" came (hah no pun intended) through my office. i took a pic but i`m reluctant to post it
  59. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Nothing beats the name of Frank Zappa`s daughter, Moon Unit.

    But this is a very close second.

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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    Rather awesome name. It`s no Sergeant Max Fightmaster, but it will do.
  61. Profile photo of hottiechika5
    hottiechika5 Female 13-17
    128 posts
    April 7, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    Pshhh, one of my friends has a last name of Schnickels :P I`m going to buy a cat and name him Mr. Schnickels heehee.
  62. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    222 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:43 am
    I NEED TO MEET THIS PERSON.

    Good thing I`m in Singapore.

  63. Profile photo of Exotrax
    Exotrax Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 8, 2008 at 9:44 am
    I know this guy, we were from the same neighbourhood. His name is pronounced as (Baat Maan) not batman like the superhero.
  64. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    batman bins supaman!
  65. Profile photo of tashimashi
    tashimashi Female 13-17
    77 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    that is amazing.
  66. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    I WONDER IF IT`S LEGAL TO NAME MY SON GOD
  67. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    McLovin. Superbad was retarded. I failed to find any plot in it what-so ever. it was so stupid i dint even watch all of it.
  68. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    April 8, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    mclovin is way better i must say but he has his own them song

    nanananananananaBATMAN

  69. Profile photo of Indolence
    Indolence Male 18-29
    90 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 12:05 am
    Javanese? sure, whatever..
  70. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    hahaha!!!!!!!!! i love McLovin...but WOW....
  71. Profile photo of SmartLarry
    SmartLarry Male 70 & Over
    28 posts
    April 13, 2008 at 8:51 am
    thats not funny. thats not funny at all.
  72. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    April 14, 2008 at 2:20 am
    McLovin. Superbad was retarded. I failed to find any plot in it what-so ever. it was so stupid i dint even watch all of it.

    WTF superbad was an kick ass film.

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