Goth Couple

Submitted by: fundumper 9 years ago in Weird

Which one"s the guy, which one"s the girl? Or maybe they"re both guys? Or girls? I"m confused.
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Male 81
The guy`s the tall geezer I reckon...thou` not quite sure....
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Male 45
yup, they`re hardcore :D
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Male 2,113
both gross.
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Male 730
Who cares?
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Male 962
The_Maddog has a good point you know.
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Male 962
I think their both male. Not to sure tho.
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Male 90
that made me laugh me ass off.. srsly..but just on the inside..
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Female 416
O.O.....I`m stumped..... And scared.*runs away*
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Male 35
both guys i think
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Male 108
oh my gosh...
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Female 184
Oh my gawsh, my best friend.
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Male 686
Gothopotamuses are hermaphrodites, everyone knows that!
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Male 4,393
Which one`s the guy, which one`s the girl?

i dont kont :-O

:(

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Male 342
i agree somewhat with staberind
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Male 909
Bam.
Both guys.

End of discussion!

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Male 510
love his shirt

RINGMASTER >_<

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Female 1,287
be lucky its on a leash...lol...
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Female 1,287
heh heh, moobs...both of them...
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Female 121
And now that I`ve re-read some comments, I shall make this point:

Of course it is impossible to be singularly original in a world with BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF PEOPLE, but it`s not about being the only person doing it, it`s about being the MINORITY. And anyone who denies Goths or whatever aren`t in the minority are making a vastly untrue statement just to support their petty argument.

But then there`s some people who just like the dark and don`t really care how many people are doing it. Eh. You decide.

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Female 121
Bad makeup + bad outfits + bad taste in music (ICP shirt, anyone?) = shame to the subculture. People like this is why we are being made fun of X_X
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Male 136
right-dude. left-girl.
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Female 363
That`s disgusting. :S
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Female 1,407
*_*....
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Male 297
seen this before...
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Male 58
Cultural/literary movements =/= stereotypes
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Female 156
"The one on the left is food." ~ xD Panda I loves you :D

Seriously though kids, whatever they`re into, its their deal. I`d still be scared silly to run into them in a dark alley.

Labels are for the retarded who cannot think for themselves.

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Male 95
Creepy
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Female 128
Men. Definitely men.
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Male 1,266
Why do we assume they`re a couple.. or human?
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Female 488
they`re men
don`t think it`s a couple

i think :/
but you never know...

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Male 557
... holy crap.... im scared... i recognize that football field. that thing is withing easy driving distance of my house... poo
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Female 375
ok here`s my theory:

the little one is a girl. that wants to become a boy, and may have already. but its a girl.

and the tall one is a guy that has changed his gender to a women.

they did a flip on us in attempt to trick us.

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Female 233
I`m so confused. I think they are both guys. No wait. Forget it. They are both ugly though. lol!
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Female 164
I`m going to go with the huge one is a girl, the huger one is a guy... Although it was a tough choice. You could spend hours playing the "Guess the juggalo`s gender" game. It`s like "Guess Who?" for the new hip, stick-it-to-the-man generation. Now if only we could get twenty something more of these, take pictures of them, and make a board game out of them.

Then again, it`d be pretty hard to guess who`s who, considering in there attempt to look different, they all end up looking alike "Does your person have black hair?" check. "Is your person pale?" check. "Is your person wearing bad makeup?" check. The game could go on forever and nobody would ever win... I think I`ll stick to the original.

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Female 118
i think the one on the right is just a man dressed like a woman. Any man can fix their hair like a woman but not every woman can grow facial hair like that or have boobs that small when theyre that much overweight.

The one on the left is food.

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Male 686
It`s blocking out the sun!!!!! HELP!!!!
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Female 127
I... uhhh... gawd.
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Male 352
Whoo Whoo! Ringmasta up in dis bitch.
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Male 778
I have to agree with Beeyooteeful from the first page.
"Genius Captionist"

I couldn`t stop laughing for five minutes. "Be lucky it`s on a leash" LMFAO. omg... Gothopotamus!

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Female 311
I don`t think they are bad people I just want to know which is which for my own curiosity. I need to know whether I should be turned on or not. ;)

And no redd733, it is not obvious and you don`t know you are anymore right than anyone else.

AlsoMclgirllette (sorry if I got your name wrong I should have c&p`d it) I hope your post is ironic otherwise you have just made a bit of a t!t of yourself.
1st sentence - OMG we aren`t them, we are this, stfu.
2nd sentence - OMG it so doesn`t matter what anyone is.... ;D

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Female 30
labels. waste of time.
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Female 538
That`s too guys.. :|
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Female 54
interesting
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Female 1,441
No clue. But I think the one in the red hair might be a girl. Or those are just man boobs.
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Male 84
This is sooo frikken Creepy lol
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Male 374
The one on the right is a girl? Then why does `she` have facial hair?
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Male 5
OMG MOOBS!!!!!!
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Male 3,301
Technically, they dont have a gender...
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Male 10
Left is a guy, right is a girl, it`s obvious.
And wtf is wrong with most of you? Calling someone a freak, saying something is wrong with them, and just generally insulting them because of what they look like? People can dress however they f***ing want. It`s how you ACT that determines what you are. And I say all of you are the ones who are freaks.
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Female 311
i agree with Basura; originality is in your head, not your clothes.
and who`s betting tomorrow`s headlines will be `goth couple beaten up for being `different`
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Male 3,369
MCLgirlLETTE
Does it matter what someone is? No, of course not...but when you dress and act like a freak isnt "being diffrent" it`s being an attention whore. When you "being diffrent" make`s you the center of attention thats exactly what your doing! Feel free to dress and act in whatever manner suits you, but dont be shocked when people look or comment.
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Male 174
lol its scary
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Male 909
Juggalo`s are just as annoying as anyone else.

Originality isn`t in your clothes, it`s in your head. So what if somebody else has the same shirt as you? Screw`em. Be different because you`re truly different, not because you wear ICP T-Shirts, or eyeliner, or tight jeans.

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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Male 9,305
Skullkid, where have you been? Pokemon have had genders since the second versions of the game came out. (Silver, Gold, Crystal)
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Male 1,142
i cant tell who is what sex. i think its a trick and they are both either girls of boys. thats how they get you. ask witch is witch win they are both one sex and both could go either way. i may be wrong tho

emo, goth or whatever the hell a "juggalos" is it doesnt matter. they are all the same. "i want to be deferent. i know, ill be the same as everyone else in this group of deferent people that way i dont have to make a real effort to be unique but people will still look at me like a child molester on the street"

the problem that lets things like goths and emos happen is that people dont beat ther children anymore.(reading back thru this i noticed how offensive it might be to goths and emos to call them things then say they "happened" then i laughed really hard.) i dont mean things like win a man gets drunk and beats his kid so hard he put em in the hospital. i mean punishing them win they do bad things, a punishment they will remember the next time t

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Female 86
what are they?! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
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Male 848
Oh my.
Some mallgoths give goth a really bad name.

Christ that`s terrible.
I only hope they don`t call themselves goth.

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Female 195
they are not goth, or even emo really

just a couple of weirdos lol. no style or sense at all.

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Female 280
i think they`re both guys
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Female 5
1st off....juggalos are NOT goths.....so everyone calling them/us goths stfu...and 2ndly....does it really matter wtf anyone is? we`re all human beings and thats all that drating matters.....a huge part of being a juggalo is about being yourlself so just let them be who they are...its not hurting you guys one bit.
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Female 837
And that, my friends, is what we like to refer to as "white trash" goths.
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Male 741
OH GOD
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Male 580
Very funny...
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Male 4,807
Gross to both
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Male 437
What the hell?
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Female 1,832
ewww...... wtf?
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Male 10,440
yea they`re both guys.
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Male 191
Maybe they should rebel purchase some more "xtreme" products and listen to music "thay they don`t play on the radio".
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Male 191
Yes there`s a huge difference between stupid teen that is "rebelling against society" and jackass teen that is "rebelling against society".
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Male 2
Their both dudes....
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Female 1,002
THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING
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Male 2,160
sorry dj,but theres a massive difference between those too also,suggest you go wiki it if you dont know.
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Male 248
OH NO, IT`S THE MAURY SHOW ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!
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Male 191
LOL at all the stupid morons fighting about whether it is emo or goth. Really, thats like fighting over being retarded and being autistic.
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Female 11
For the love of God.. -,-
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Female 326
one is a i-don`t-know-what and the other is a heifer on a leash.
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Female 2,196
o great i cant wait for that vid =(
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Male 2,160
dont worry,we´ll record it for you =P
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Male 1,788
They are only making the argument for sterilization easier...
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Female 2,196
well feel free to set it up i dont want to see all that jiggling everywhere =P
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Male 2,160
hmmm....perhaps if we just remove the side rails and set a second one right next to it...
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Female 2,196
i dont think the big one will fit on it though
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Male 2,160
no worries,we can reinforce it =)
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Female 2,196
but vikingguy they might break it
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Male 2,160
true foob...BRING OUT THE TREADMILL!
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Female 2,196
if they both shaved their heads i think it would be impossible to tell
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Male 2,160
the huge one is a emo,the small one rather some twisted spinoff of a chavette mixed with a metalhead
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Male 382
Emos, Goths, Punks. Who cares what little box of identification they`re afflicted with. The point is that they need to eat less and exercise. As for their possible fetishes, who cares?

Eat less and exercise damnit.

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Male 2,160
Emos,not goths,learn the difference,those....things are not goth.
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Male 188
maybe there both
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Female 192
ummm...I dunno...scary
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Female 731
Emo, not to be mistaken for goth. oh please, there are many things goth is, but those two.... um, are not.
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Female 546
Genius captionist.
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Male 191
juggalolz
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Female 662
Uh... I`m actually not that sure. They both look like men to me.
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Male 1,365
The comments page to IAB is the f*cking best. Thanks clear sky you made me laugh my ass off. Oh god my stomach hurts.
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Female 348
ugh at first i was like the big one is totally the girl then i was like wait a minute.........
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Female 220
both men. both gross.
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Male 227
my god...its glorious
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Male 511
fat one man...less fat one fem
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Male 1,383
Wow, I`m actually really confused...
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Male 5,094
I`d bet the girl is the one with the beard. Hang on...
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Male 184
Insane Clown Posse sucks.
A lot.
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Female 486
The left is a boy with moobs?
I... have no idea about the other one.
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Female 451
oh my..
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Male 695
i`ll bet they are very smart. top of their class.
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Female 57
The right is a girl, I think.. it has boobs.. girlboobs..
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Male 1,263
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
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Female 466
UGH!!! Soap and Water!!! Soap and Water!!! I`ll bet mommy and daddy are so proud of them!!! UGH!!! It`d be one thing if it was artistically done, but they look like a bad Halloween costume!!!
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Female 380
I cant tell and now my head hurts.
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Female 352
the body looks like a girl, but the faces are just so darn manly
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Female 311
I think the little one is a girl but the big one is impossible to tell. He/She has female hair and t!ts but a masculine face and a beer gut...I`m so confused.....:(
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Male 121
Ugh this is the cancer that is killing i-a-b.
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Male 277
They look like bald animals.
and we all know animals have no gender. just like pokemon!
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Male 195
I`m not sure either!
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Male 200
Link: Goth Couple [Rate Link] - Which one`s the guy, which one`s the girl? Or maybe they`re both guys? Or girls? I`m confused.
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