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Date: 04/28/08 02:41 PM

31 Responses to Get Your Drink On For Free!

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Link: Get Your Drink On For Free! - The Freeloader`s Guide To Easy Living. Bookmark this one: If you can`t use this now, you`re going to need it eventually.
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    hmmmm...very
    useful?
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    Yeah, I doubt I`ll be needing this anytime soon.
    It was entertaining though.
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    iBeth Female 13-17
    69 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Lmao that would be so funny to see someone get done for something i did
    :D
    Which has happened befor....without the shooting part
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    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    LETS KICK THIS dratERS ASS!
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    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    hey fancylad, where are the t-shirt designs!
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    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Yum :D
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    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    OOoor lol, you could just become a regular. Free drinks and entry whenever I go... then again, I`m female.

    But funny none-the-less. :)

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    I wonder how many people are going to try some of these and just end up disappointed.
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    StarChild_ Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    I`m a bartender, and about 90% of the stunts he pulled would either have gotten that guy severely made fun of by my regulars, or just kicked out.

    People who don`t tip me usually don`t want to come back. :)

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    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    That kind of stuff would not work at any bar I go to. The only way to get free drinks is a big rack
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    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    I don`t think these would work and I`m not going to try..when I turn 21
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    hilarious and helpful
    XD
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    hah. i`ve been doing step one for years. yay me...?
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    how old is this? Wasent even funny
    waist of time
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    I`m a bouncer at a bar, and I don`t have a big brother complex.
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    sleepingsun Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    Well being friendly with the bouncers certainly helps, as does being friendly with the bartender. I`ve been legal for almost a year, and already I`ve learned so much :)
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    GloineFiodh Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    Ha, That was funny, it was a joke, I hope no one is dumb enough to try this one.
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    Kairobi Male 13-17
    134 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Paying works too.

    x.

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    Eternal76 Female 30-39
    226 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    Drink ticket? What bar has drink tickets? Never heard of that.
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    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    the stealing peoples drinks works! i do it all the time, just make sure you dont get caught....

    or you can just find someone to buy you drinks...

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    baddogsmaste Female 30-39
    381 posts
    April 28, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    Uh, I just show off my big "chest" but thats just me.
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    Tankity Male 30-39
    358 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 12:18 am
    Too muck like work. My method? OVER-TIPPING. If you hook the bartender up, he/she`ll hook you up.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 3:33 am
    Dude with the gun: I need to borrow your gun for a minute.

    Yes, Kairobi, paying works, but then the drinks wouldn`t be FREE, would they? )-| I mean, come on.

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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 4:34 am
    Try not being a dip poo when you speak to people, always tipping the bar keep and visiting your place of enumerating consumption on the off peek hours such as Sundays. You do not need to be blasted out of your mind to have a good time and you will get laid more.
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    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 6:44 am
    I`ve never tipped a bartender (American idea?), and I`d never steal someone`s drinks. Where ever he was looked poo as well
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    That was pretty lame, you know that past step one, none of that will work.
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    Billy_redrum Male 13-17
    22 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    does the name jonah ray sound like a pedo name to anyone else but me?
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    Revan941 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    My god that was long...I probably won`t need that for a while either.
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    soigieoto Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 3, 2008 at 12:40 am
    hilarious.

    cant wait to use it.

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    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 8:04 am
    Hell. Yes.

    Another good trick is going up to the drunk girl at the bar, talking to her for a bit and getting her to slap you, whilst appearing to be the nice guy still.

    Everyone goes "oh man, she hit you? how come? oh she was just drunk and crazy? here man, have another on me"

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