Get Your Drink On For Free!

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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There are 31 comments:
Male 436
Hell. Yes.

Another good trick is going up to the drunk girl at the bar, talking to her for a bit and getting her to slap you, whilst appearing to be the nice guy still.

Everyone goes "oh man, she hit you? how come? oh she was just drunk and crazy? here man, have another on me"

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Male 234
hilarious.

cant wait to use it.

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Male 16
My god that was long...I probably won`t need that for a while either.
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Male 22
does the name jonah ray sound like a pedo name to anyone else but me?
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Male 11,739
That was pretty lame, you know that past step one, none of that will work.
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Male 205
I`ve never tipped a bartender (American idea?), and I`d never steal someone`s drinks. Where ever he was looked poo as well
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Male 1,404
Try not being a dip poo when you speak to people, always tipping the bar keep and visiting your place of enumerating consumption on the off peek hours such as Sundays. You do not need to be blasted out of your mind to have a good time and you will get laid more.
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Male 4,246
Dude with the gun: I need to borrow your gun for a minute.

Yes, Kairobi, paying works, but then the drinks wouldn`t be FREE, would they? )-| I mean, come on.

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Male 358
Too muck like work. My method? OVER-TIPPING. If you hook the bartender up, he/she`ll hook you up.
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Female 380
Uh, I just show off my big "chest" but thats just me.
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Male 369
the stealing peoples drinks works! i do it all the time, just make sure you dont get caught....

or you can just find someone to buy you drinks...

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Female 226
Drink ticket? What bar has drink tickets? Never heard of that.
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Male 134
Paying works too.

x.

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Male 252
Ha, That was funny, it was a joke, I hope no one is dumb enough to try this one.
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Male 163
Well being friendly with the bouncers certainly helps, as does being friendly with the bartender. I`ve been legal for almost a year, and already I`ve learned so much :)
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Male 239
I`m a bouncer at a bar, and I don`t have a big brother complex.
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Male 1,152
how old is this? Wasent even funny
waist of time
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Male 891
hah. i`ve been doing step one for years. yay me...?
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Male 397
hilarious and helpful
XD
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Female 1,244
I don`t think these would work and I`m not going to try..when I turn 21
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Male 375
That kind of stuff would not work at any bar I go to. The only way to get free drinks is a big rack
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Female 68
I`m a bartender, and about 90% of the stunts he pulled would either have gotten that guy severely made fun of by my regulars, or just kicked out.

People who don`t tip me usually don`t want to come back. :)

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Female 4,028
I wonder how many people are going to try some of these and just end up disappointed.
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Female 427
OOoor lol, you could just become a regular. Free drinks and entry whenever I go... then again, I`m female.

But funny none-the-less. :)

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Female 464
Yum :D
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Female 129
hey fancylad, where are the t-shirt designs!
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Male 290
LETS KICK THIS dratERS ASS!
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Female 69
Lmao that would be so funny to see someone get done for something i did
:D
Which has happened befor....without the shooting part
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Female 4,028
Yeah, I doubt I`ll be needing this anytime soon.
It was entertaining though.
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Female 1,944
hmmmm...very
useful?
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Male 20,825
Link: Get Your Drink On For Free! [Rate Link] - The Freeloader`s Guide To Easy Living. Bookmark this one: If you can`t use this now, you`re going to need it eventually.
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