First Rule of Fight Club is...

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago

I-A-B Rule #1: Don"t record your illegal activity . Rule #2. If you break rule number one, don"t upload the evidence.
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Male 436
Nice punches they were getting in.
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Male 2,113
big deal they are having fun
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Male 149
Small town with nothing to do. Pretty close to home.
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Female 415
Man we have some real geniuses here in the Lone Star State....geesh
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Male 242
WoW hOw GaY LiKe My CaPiTaL LeTtErS LiKe tHiS
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Male 297
love the book and the movie, these guys are stupid though.
they forgot the most important tip...is your kid coming home with black eyes and fat lips? haha
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Male 815
alright... so that wouldn`t have even been a deal if they would have done one tiny little thing different...

don`t have your fights in the bathroom of your high school.... geez

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Female 26
that a large bathroom for high school standards. My high school bathroom was tiny
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Female 156
As long as it doesn`t turn into Project Mayhem!
That`d be a worry.

Fight Club is one of my favourite films and books.

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Female 193
How the hell do they not get caught? If a fight breaks out in our bathroom the AP`s are all over it.
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Female 54
Teens are so stupid these days, its like they do it to get caught. Who cares what they are doing anyways, if they want to grow up brain dead from to many blows to the head and with a crooked nose then okay
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Female 184
these kids obviously missed the point of the story.
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Male 14
These kids are idiots good idea poor execution. I don`t see why there would be criminal charges though. I can see them getting into trouble for doing it on school grounds, but what did they do that was actually illegal as long as all party`s were cool with it.
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Male 101
To the people who don`t think this is a problem; its a problem because they are at a public school. If one of them gets hurt there could be a lawsuit. Then the taxpayers have to pay for something that a bunch of dumba** kids did. If they want to fight fine, do it on private property.
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Female 83
I don`t really get what the problem is. How come some of the kids might end up in juvenile hall? What laws are they actually breaking?

Tbh if you can go to martial arts clubs and boxing classes and they show both boxing and karate etc on tv then where is there any difference?

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Male 97
Whats up with all these kids committing crimes and then posting video of it on the web and getting caught? They`re so retarded.
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Male 1,788
Spaminator--I know, the book was so much better

I love the tips...look at their myspace or facebook. Yes, of course, the internet, but if they have missing teeth and black eyes, those definitely aren`t signs of fighting. Idiots.
It`s funny, the author of Fight Club among other things was showing how easily people are manipulated and willing to go along with anything. These kids are only proving that point.

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Female 30
goddamn.
first rule of fight club, you do NOT talk about fight club. second rule of fight club, you DO NOT TALK about fight club!


when will these kids learn? *shakes head*

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Male 1,036
Huge popularity of mma + Internet videos = hilarity
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Male 490
Okasen, children have no right to privacy. You want privacy? Get emancipated. If you`re living with your parents, using internet connection they pay for on a computer they bought you, then use a cell phone they got you and pay for, wtf do you expect? Be grateful that you even have those things. Not everyone is that priviliged growing up.
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Male 490
The movie came out 8.5 years ago, not 6. Get a fact checking team NBC.
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Female 523
I hated the tips:

monitor your kids cell phone and myspace

What happened to the right to privacy? Some things on their may be personal.

Theres a reason my parents don`t know my myspace.

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Male 455
Morons...for one, don`t fight in your school. And don`t send videos to everyone you know.
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Male 332
They`re in trouble for fighting on campus ground during school hours. C`mon people, everyone knows you`re not allowed to fight in school.
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Male 397
damn, idiots actually posted it? jeez.
just beat each other and then get on with ur life.
as long as they didn`t pressure anyone to join their club, it should be perfectly fine.
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Male 4
Why is it even a problem? I mean how can they charge them when none of them are going to press charges against each other - what laws are they breaking? anyone?
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Female 288
parent tip #3: watch if kid looks beat up! DUH
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Male 78
"Man, i`m so bored."
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"Wanna kick the sh*t out of each other?"
"HELL YEAH!!"*slaps texas-tough high five*
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Male 822
it`s the best way to pass time

and why would u upload it????

that`s asking to get caught

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Male 608
thats freakin genius.
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Male 140
so what big deal...nothing wrong with fighting for fun....and im know its not just at that skool...whatever
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Male 1,674
Is this an old story or did they just get the date wrong on the movie.
Fight club came out in `99 so "six years ago" would have put it at `05 or `06
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Male 2,544
whats the big deal? i use to fight my friends all the time. how else are you going to learn how to take a punch?
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Male 1,540
I congratulate the news on caring. I think it`s good that these kids are fighting in the bathroom. Firstly, both parties involved want to fight, so big whoop. Secondly, it`s good to let off some steam every once and awhile and fighting is a great way to do it. (Look at martial arts classes, where the spar). Lastly, it`s nice to know that /some/ people in this country know how to fight instead of overreact to the injuries they receive and then file as many lawsuits as possible.
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Male 2
Tips to know if your kid is in fight club:

How about looking for black eyes?

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Female 192
of COURSE it was in Texas...we`re just a crazy state I <3 IT!
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Female 174
Fight club...
I have moshing for that.
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Male 1,003
Why does IAB assume you`re going to win the fight?
The video serves a very important purpose; finding the person who killed you.
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Female 695
Yeah I don`t see much wrong with it either.
Who the hell cares what these guys wanna do to each other?
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Male 3,431
I don`t see the problem with it. As long as both of the participants actually want to be there and aren`t screwing with other people, let em beat the poo outta each other. Is anyone actually surprised that this is going on..? Really..?
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Male 3,915
the will grow up to work at wal mart...
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Male 1,114
In my school we have a club called ccf, it`s basically army and raf, and im in army

On the army camps, we have fight club, but proper fight club, no shirts, no shoes, and unlike these guys, we don`t do headshots

These guys are softcore...

One of our guys broke two of somebody`s ribs, and they kept fighting, they said he fell down the stairs, it was funny...

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Male 288
Reckless and stupid, take up Muay Thai kick boxing or join a boxing club if you want to fight.
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Female 106
they should have started their "fight club" (lol) outside of school
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Female 2,074
"Why not Fight Club the book?"

Because for these kids, reading takes too much effort.

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Female 761
I remember one of my ex`s had a thing on his myspace that said "____ Fight Club Members". The blank being my town.

My only reaction was "What an idiot."

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Female 662
Why record and upload it?
Morons.
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Male 418
The first rule of fight club is that there are no rules!
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Male 35
The first rule of project mayhem is to not talk about project mayhem!
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Male 87
Mimicking Fight Club the movie? Why not Fight Club the book?
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Male 35
It`s not like they are getting organized to create mass ciaos!
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Male 52
i see this everywhere no biggie...alota boys like to fight and its freindly fighting u fight but at the end u give it up to the guy that whooped ur ass cuz ur friends
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Female 5
Haha, good call scadu.
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Male 274
Let em fight, darwin will decide
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Male 142
Shirts? Shoes? They need to re-read the fight club rules.
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Male 138
Why does it matter if kids fight?
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Female 263
dumasses.
first rule of fight club, don`t talk abotu fight club.
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Female 93
Yeah, no kidding.. isn`t the first rule of fight club not to talk about fight club?
..People can be so dumb sometimes
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Male 19,854
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