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Date: 04/15/08 12:30 PM

32 Responses to E! Celebrity Semen Countdown

  1. Profile photo of zoltarkill
    zoltarkill Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    Link: E! Celebrity Semen Countdown - E! counts down celebrities with the best tasting sperm.
  2. Profile photo of ryno1727
    ryno1727 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    That was... strange. :-/
  3. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    Ha, a good parody. It`s the same as every other E! countdown ever.
  4. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Um, of course it`s fake.

    Anyway, that was awesome. The terminology and little phrases used were too cute, hee hee!

  5. Profile photo of Gregoryn95
    Gregoryn95 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    ^ God i hope this is. HOw would they KNOW?!??!?!?! And since that ginger girl(skinny one) is probably on all of them, she`s either a slut, groupie, or magical.
  6. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    It`s a total fake....haha...they have some odd stuff on E!, but never THAT odd! And Jude Law, as sexually promiscuous as I am sure that he happens to be, would not let some gay guys suck on it and then kiss and tell...haha!

    Wait...on the other hand....you never really know...

    hmm....

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    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    well then......
  8. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    Well at this point i can only blame myself for clicking on this... seriously though - wtf?
  9. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    The things I watch when I`m bored...I am ashamed of myself sometimes..
  10. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    "... But it does make his cum taste like a rootbeer float." God. That was so nerdy.
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    =0
    I`m actually shocked!
    A, it doesn`t taste nice whose ever it is....
    B, HOW DO THEY KNOW!?
  12. Profile photo of tidalkr4ken
    tidalkr4ken Male 13-17
    4 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    doesn`t anyone else feel that I-A-B is feeling very sexual today?
  13. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    hmmmmm...i wonder if he ate loads of strwberry`s...?
  14. Profile photo of IAMNOTCOOL
    IAMNOTCOOL Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    I wonder who is number 1?

    I`m betting it is John Goodman. I would imagine his tastes a lot like ham gravy.

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    IAMNOTCOOL


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  16. Profile photo of Alexy_Walexy
    Alexy_Walexy Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    What the hell i`m glad thats fake! And eggs? I heard that it was fruit that did the trick.... hmmmmm.
  17. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    Lmao, pretty funny.

    "Jude Law`s sperm is actually handcrafted.." Hahaha

  18. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
    HOOOOLLLLYYY FUCCCCKKKK NOOOOOOOOO
  19. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    that was really gay :O
  20. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    .....Wow...o________0
  21. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    omg..
  22. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    "doesn`t anyone else feel that I-A-B is feeling very sexual today?"

    i noticed

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    Samson07 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    Number 1 is Samson07.
  24. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    its gets BETTER with AGE.

    made me laugh.

  25. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    Wow that was really weird and a little disturbing
  26. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    im just imagining a wine taster convention, cept with a binch of girls and pornstars...."hmm this one is a bit to spunky...."
  27. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    April 16, 2008 at 12:36 am
    best line by far: "Immaculate Ejaculate"
  28. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    April 16, 2008 at 7:52 am
    at first....i thought it was real....then...I WANT IT TO BE REAL!!!!!
  29. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 16, 2008 at 11:10 am
    Disturbing, ew. I knew Hollywood was messed up. lol
  30. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 3:46 am
    lol
  31. Profile photo of pwn3r
    pwn3r Male 13-17
    16 posts
    April 17, 2008 at 11:01 am
    this is a really good parody, but the topic is kinda...weird. I laughed at the better with age part too though.
  32. Profile photo of Gezzie
    Gezzie Female 18-29
    5 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Jesus christ wtf...

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