Don`t Stay a Virgin: The Video

Submitted by: KoalaMeatPie 9 years ago in Tech

Thanks to the KoalaMeatPie, we now have the video message from the girl that"s having sex with all internet virgins.
There are 65 comments:
Male 358
ZZZZzzzz......
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Male 4,246
iamrobot13: You`re joking, right? You don`t SERIOUSLY think that she`s actually going to have sex with anybody, do you?
IT`S A PLOY!! "Don`t be a virgin!" = "Don`t use Virgin Inc. Corp. Int. Ltd!" It`s just a way for these people to draw attention to themselves. One would think that`s obvious since sex is pretty much NEVER MENTIONED in the frikkin` video.
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Male 342
John mechgay wants to push net neutrality also if anyone dident know that either :-| not really presidents call tho but he could influence congress to do it exspecially with a democratic controlled congress
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Male 596
The system is flawed, but taking it in your own hands without going through it thoroughly will make is even more flawed... so if practice makes perfects, and no one is perfect...why do we practice? ....cause you cant stop me...soon it will be Us
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Male 27
what the f u ck do these stupid Belgians care about Virgin media?? It isn`t even available in Belgium. Pathetic nerds wanting attention.

At least learn how to speak English without that über thick Belgian accent if you want to be taken seriously.

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Male 1,053
Hmmmm :S good topic
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Female 2,220
I`m... not getting this...
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Male 2,172
Coleader, look at the picture carefully and try to overcome your fear and think for a second...

Why are you scared of it?

Fear is a survival mechanism, and usually occurs in response to a specific negative stimulus.

(i.e., some fear heights because if they fall, they may suffer severe injury or even die upon landing)

Some suggest that fear is linked to instinct and everything we fear is something our ancestors have faced on the path of evelution.

Why are you scared of a person with a long tongue and beady eye who has no nose?

Did creatures like this really existed in the past?

Are they still there?

Scared yet?

:-)

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Female 1,211
Ugh, it was WAY too long. Not a fan of AtheneWins; most likely won`t ever be one.
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Male 148
OOOOh! Lookit the grassroots e-activists bwing soo rebelious! Whoring out some poor girl so that they can whack off to porn and freeload music! I swear the look on her face was drating sad, it`s all like "A lot of men are going to touch me like daddy did, but it`s okay, these
douches might pay me".

What happened to those starving children in africa? what about that silly little disease called AIDS? I guess when something starts
hitting close to home you start whoring out your
sister to change it. That completely proves them to be arrogant crybaby roosters.

See you all later, I`m off to buy me a Virgin phone.

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Male 453
Yea ive got virgin media too, the throttling is a PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!!!, but its the only place where you can get 50meg fiber. TBH downloading a file at 10mps is worth minor throttling, a gig in 2 minutes is pretty impressive even gears of war took me less than half an hour to download.
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Male 1,882
THE INTERNET

IT ISN`T SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST DUMP SOMETHING ON LIKE A TRUCK

ITS A SERIES OF TUBES DAMMIT

Also free secks.

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Male 2
got bored ... didnt watch it all...
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Female 1,395
i couldnt get through the first 30 seconds of that.
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Female 1,244
Ugh it`s that ugly whore again
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Male 43
Unfortunately I am a virgin media customer, and I already have a problem with their bandwidth throttling policy. After downloading 800mb in a day, my download speed drops by at least 50% until the late evening. This is because I am a `heavy user`. What the video doesn`t mention though, is that in the UK, virgin media have a monopoly as they are the only cable provider in the country. This makes boycotting them impossible, and I just have to put up with it. (does this mean I can get laid though?)
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Male 1,036
waste of space that one
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Male 59
To Groggle (or what everyour name is, No offense meant) Your drating picture scares the drating drat out of me for drats drating sake could you have made it any more like my nightmares. drat
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Male 4,246
"Having sex with her would be considered beastiality."
ttsec, you are such a moron. Die, already.

So, they needed over 13 minutes to tell people to boycott Virgin Global Worldwide International Incorporated Etcetera? I really think this could be trimmed, A LOT.

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Male 554
The Web will never be controlled, if one ISP does something the consumers don`t like, then the other ISPs prey on that and will deliver exactly what Virgin aren`t delivering. And also, if they did manage to regulate the web, well it`s pretty obvious that something very similar to the World Wide Web will be developed to deliver what the web doesn`t. The only reason that there hasn`t been many things similar to the Web created, is because it already does everything so well there has been no need to put in the massive amount of effort to produce a similar web like client. Geez, whatever happened to the good old days when internet was free.
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Male 554
Hm, no wonder, this vid is under the same account as all the Athene vids.
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Male 554
Yep, that`s definitely the chick from the Athene vids.
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Male 554
I can`t believe Athene hasn`t already been posted on IAB, they`re hilarious vids! Can`t tell, but I think that`s the chick from all his vids as well.
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Male 554
HEY!! That`s Athene!
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Male 10,440
She`s all right. Anyway, the girl was just an attention-grabber to the real issue here. But I don`t think much will happen. The world is not stupid (anymore) and such an obvious attempt to control the net is suicide. How could virgin not see this coming before they even started it?
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Female 312
She`s not hot. They`re boring. F*ck Virgin Media.
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Male 666
Having sex with her would be considered beastiality.
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Male 81
I am hear-by announcing my campiagin to sleep with any woman who so much as emails me.
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Male 211
"Meh. They should have a guy offering sex as well, not just a girl <_<"

Herro. ;D

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Male 2,576
HEy, ty Lemon, Yeah I`d need to omit part of my profile because soem things, just don`t fit anymore.

But then again, it`s a nice reminder of the days past.

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Male 164
Plays on words are disappointing.
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Male 2,172
sertrbl. Rule 1 and 2.
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Male 2,576
Oh, sweet, Added content without sumitting it, that makes up for the videos which did not amke it threw.
Serisouly, it does.
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Male 7,933
and lompocus, I am what, 6 or 7 away now from 1337
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Male 76
1:Gnr_Paradise: you are a nerd yourself, 2: Why should we care? Once this "restricting freedom" happens, the people who are currently with Virgin Media will probably switch to a different company anyways. You don`t have to have sex and not buy things to change something.
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Male 7,933
Groogle this is the beauty of capitalism. If we want to we can just take down a major corporation
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Male 1,420
Groogle,
as much as im sure youre an expert on the subject, you dont know the power of 4chan.
mark my words, someone will be crazy enough to call/follow through with death threats and the like to keep the internet neutral, or at least for themselves.
or maybe just mass suicide, im not sure.
either way, a lot of people will highly dilike somone messing with their tubez.
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Female 380
I actually feel asleep watching this... So she is going to have sex to "spread" the word.... I get it and understand what they are getting at but have they never heard the saying less is more?
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Male 158
So she isn`t going to Boink people? LAME!

FTL

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Male 580
All aboard the HMS Sellout...
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Male 2,172
If you got something against big corporations then why dont you take down capitalism and see where it leads you.

:-)

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Male 571
She`s HOTT!
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Male 2,172
Net neutrality is doomed anyway. Eventualy it will have to be modified to fit the needs of the time.

It was free and for a while it was great... now it`s a jungle and nobody finds it practical or beneficial to be able to post videos of ourselves online doing crazy stuff for everyone to see in high speed format or whatever.

The matter of fact is that, net neutrality is causing more problems to our society as it is then if it would be regulated by some mega corporation. Have you heard about people getting harassed or bullied online? well that`s probably because they posted a video of them online and learned the hard way that they shouldn`t do this or that.

This comment will probably be ignored because it`s too long so...

Tl:dr

Virgins media wins.

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Female 78
Lucky athene.
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Male 296
@primetime: Dude, your only 10 posts away from attaining 1337 postage!
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Female 427
oh gezz, well at least I know!
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Male 134
This is a huge anti-Virgin (Media) campaign. The whole thing is just a play on words.
She`s famous for stuff like this.
She`s not ACTUALLY gonna bonk people.

x.

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Female 427
I totally got bored half-way through... but thanks folks for filling me in, I get the gist now. lol!

Anyway, whatever she can be a ho if she wants to. I`m certainly not filling that role. By the way, what`s so terrible about being a virgin? I have some close friends that way and I admire them for it.

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Male 7,933
OHHHH I GET IT! Dont Stay "Virgin"
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Male 49
Look at any of AtheneWins youtube videos their funny and true lol
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Male 49
Hey thats the WoW powerleveling nerd guy 1 - 70 in one day... :D He calls his gf a whore and he beats her :D
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Female 1,441
KMP I really like your "When life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade..." thing in your profile.
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Male 250
i like how they put her boobies right in the middle of the video so it shows it as the thumbnail making people watch the whole thing craving more boobies

good technique

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Female 512
tooo longgggggggggg
there accents made me lose off gaurd.
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Female 1,441
Is it bad that I sort of admire what they`re doing? In a weird way...
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Male 1,825
this is probably against the law
probably
has anybody ever notices the law backwards is one letter away from wall? i wonder if roger waters meant that. creepy
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Female 465
So, besides Virgin, who else is trying to trample on Internet Neutrality?
You guys are such insignificant ditzes. This Virgin thing might be the beginning of something important, and all you have is hormonal oatmeal for brains.
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Male 134
Scorpion,
I`ll fill that role xD
Ahaha.

x.

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Male 296
Um...socrpion.....what? *shoots scorpion*

*runs....runs away...runs back to the thread about the smokin hawt chick*

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Male 82
Meh. They should have a guy offering sex as well, not just a girl <_<
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Male 60
Ment to my last post not kenny`s btw everyone
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Male 1,825
haha, reminds me of a daily show joke. it was like how brad pitt became an activist after he went out with angelina jolie, and jon stewart said if the whole world had sex with angalina jolie, we would have world peace
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Male 60
No offence to that ^^^

Its actully nice, but watch her be an axe murderer. Or the queen HIV

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Male 60
Thanks KoalaMeatPie!

Seriously, watch all the world of warcraft nerds face lighten up.

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Male 2,576
Link: Don`t Stay a Virgin: The Video [Rate Link] - Thanks to the KoalaMeatPie, we now have the video message from the girl that`s having sex with all internet virgins.
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