Complete Idiot`s Guide to Safe Baby Pregnancy

Submitted by: The_Maddog 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.mdolla.com/2008/04/complete-idiot-guide-to-safe-baby.html

Everything you wanted to know!
There are 33 comments:
Female 132
OMG!!! I saw this book on the discont table at my local bookstore! I was about to look at it....but then people would start to get...ideas...;/
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Female 195
Helium101
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
35 Posts Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:02:32 AM
Never get in a pregnant womans way, only destruction follows.

your a fast learner ;) you will go far

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Female 195
as im 30 weeks pregnant this was most useful, shame i didnt have the help earlier though...i`ve broken the bus seat one already *blush*
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Female 2,074
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They`re getting pregnant young these days...

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Male 522
Why would a baby have a pregnancy?
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Male 131
lol I love this series.
My faves had to be "Getting to the hospital" and "recording the birth" oh and "flattering swimwear" was up there, too. :-P
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Female 341
A pregnant woman breakdancing... now THAT would be an interesting thing to see...
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Male 1,540
I had NO idea. Wow.. I`ve been doin` it wrong my whole life. I don`t know though, naming your kid after a war criminal automatically makes him the biggest bad-ass ever. Giving him a fake mustache until he`s 25 helps, too.
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Female 35
Unfortunately, there are some parents who probably could use this. (Such as Aryan Justice`s parents. Real name: google it.)
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Female 665
haha that`s kind of cute. i think i`ll get that book just for the sake of having the book. cute.
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Male 9,306
God I love these! There`s an archive of these, right?
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Male 550
A breakdancing pregnant lady is definitely going to make the news.
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Female 486
This was funny. x]
`Complete Idiot`s Guide to Safe Baby Pregnancy`
What else are you gonna be pregnant with?
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Male 690
drilling in the street with the jackhammer on the baby. Good for baby. toughens him up
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Female 444
^ oi, soupkid, tmi! lol

Heh, my favorite one was where the pregger woman shared with her friends. I`d so do that, too.

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Male 264
Hmmm. The Yoga "don`t" was how my wife got pregnant in the first place. :)
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Female 127
As a someone who is 4 1/2 months pregnant it seems I am going to have a pretty boring pregnancy based on the book.
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Male 219
LOL awesome. Only part I don`t agree with is the public transit one. If some douche wont give his seat to a pregnant woman, she should have full jurisdiction to yank him by his hair out of that seat.
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Male 483
Lmao, Sharing Old Clothes made me LoL.
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Male 10,440
That was great. It was so absurd I was considering calling bs. To think that ANYONE would need a guide like this... geez. Well, it was still funny, and a good post.
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Female 2,258
The raising a baby guide was so much better.
I did like how the wheel of responsibility only had one mom triangle though, and the sharing with friends page was pretty good.
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Female 1,212
Ugh, the bikini one made me ill.
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Male 54
Never get in a pregnant womans way, only destruction follows.
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Female 1,244
Haha that`s great.I liked the bad driving picture..he hit a guy on a bike..lol
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Female 512
haha to the breakdancing one...
im sure every pregenate woman does that.
lmfao
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Male 4,012
Hell yes. Excellent sarcasm at its best.

What`s wrong with loud music anyhoo?

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Female 447
Some great things there. I loved the wheel of responsibility.
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Male 189
Great. Well, thanks for the tip guys. We were going to name our child "Adolf Manson-Dalmer" but I guess we`ll stick with Michael.
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Female 678
i love these. i want to get the book for my prego sister :D
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Female 101
ahaha i like these "do or dont" series thingies.
like the how to take care of a baby thing.
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Male 1,149
Pretty funny stuff, i gave it a 4/4.
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Female 744
I dunno, I think the bikini on the pregnant lady was pretty hot. ~_^
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Male 3,369
Link: Complete Idiot`s Guide to Safe Baby Pregnancy [Rate Link] - Everything you wanted to know!
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