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Date: 04/24/08 06:00 AM

33 Responses to Complete Idiot`s Guide to Safe Baby Pregnancy

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    Link: Complete Idiot`s Guide to Safe Baby Pregnancy - Everything you wanted to know!
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    I dunno, I think the bikini on the pregnant lady was pretty hot. ~_^
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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:39 am
    Pretty funny stuff, i gave it a 4/4.
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    kimosabi Female 13-17
    101 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:42 am
    ahaha i like these "do or dont" series thingies.
    like the how to take care of a baby thing.
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    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:50 am
    i love these. i want to get the book for my prego sister :D
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    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Great. Well, thanks for the tip guys. We were going to name our child "Adolf Manson-Dalmer" but I guess we`ll stick with Michael.
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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Some great things there. I loved the wheel of responsibility.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:49 am
    Hell yes. Excellent sarcasm at its best.

    What`s wrong with loud music anyhoo?

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    specialque Female 13-17
    512 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:51 am
    haha to the breakdancing one...
    im sure every pregenate woman does that.
    lmfao
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    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:00 am
    Haha that`s great.I liked the bad driving picture..he hit a guy on a bike..lol
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    Helium101 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Never get in a pregnant womans way, only destruction follows.
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:12 am
    Ugh, the bikini one made me ill.
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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:26 am
    The raising a baby guide was so much better.
    I did like how the wheel of responsibility only had one mom triangle though, and the sharing with friends page was pretty good.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:41 am
    That was great. It was so absurd I was considering calling bs. To think that ANYONE would need a guide like this... geez. Well, it was still funny, and a good post.
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    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 8:42 am
    Lmao, Sharing Old Clothes made me LoL.
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    silveruo Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 8:58 am
    LOL awesome. Only part I don`t agree with is the public transit one. If some douche wont give his seat to a pregnant woman, she should have full jurisdiction to yank him by his hair out of that seat.
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    tvc15db Female 30-39
    127 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 9:22 am
    As a someone who is 4 1/2 months pregnant it seems I am going to have a pretty boring pregnancy based on the book.
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    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 10:31 am
    Hmmm. The Yoga "don`t" was how my wife got pregnant in the first place. :)
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    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 10:47 am
    ^ oi, soupkid, tmi! lol

    Heh, my favorite one was where the pregger woman shared with her friends. I`d so do that, too.

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    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 10:53 am
    drilling in the street with the jackhammer on the baby. Good for baby. toughens him up
  21. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 10:58 am
    This was funny. x]
    `Complete Idiot`s Guide to Safe Baby Pregnancy`
    What else are you gonna be pregnant with?
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    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 11:17 am
    A breakdancing pregnant lady is definitely going to make the news.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2008 at 11:26 am
    God I love these! There`s an archive of these, right?
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    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    665 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 11:42 am
    haha that`s kind of cute. i think i`ll get that book just for the sake of having the book. cute.
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    Iphianassa Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 11:43 am
    Unfortunately, there are some parents who probably could use this. (Such as Aryan Justice`s parents. Real name: google it.)
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    I had NO idea. Wow.. I`ve been doin` it wrong my whole life. I don`t know though, naming your kid after a war criminal automatically makes him the biggest bad-ass ever. Giving him a fake mustache until he`s 25 helps, too.
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    lizzybee16 Female 18-29
    341 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    A pregnant woman breakdancing... now THAT would be an interesting thing to see...
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    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    lol I love this series.
    My faves had to be "Getting to the hospital" and "recording the birth" oh and "flattering swimwear" was up there, too. :-P
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    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Why would a baby have a pregnancy?
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    /\

    They`re getting pregnant young these days...

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    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
    195 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 7:13 am
    as im 30 weeks pregnant this was most useful, shame i didnt have the help earlier though...i`ve broken the bus seat one already *blush*
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    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
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    April 25, 2008 at 7:16 am
    Helium101
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    35 Posts Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:02:32 AM
    Never get in a pregnant womans way, only destruction follows.

    your a fast learner ;) you will go far

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    gracegirl127 Female 13-17
    132 posts
    May 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    OMG!!! I saw this book on the discont table at my local bookstore! I was about to look at it....but then people would start to get...ideas...;/

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