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"Psh. No bear would ever attack Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris must have been bear hunting." -Matwix_2004
hunt? i think not. hunting implies the chance of failure. therefore chuck norris does not hunt, he kills.
I love the Chuck Norris facts, personally. I was a kid when he was an action hero and the jokes work no matter how you look at them. For the record; Walker Texas Ranger pretty much signified the End of any lingering respect Chuck Norris had left. I mean, the theme song is GodAweful!!
Chuck Norris doesn`t act, he shapes reality to fit his mood.
Chuck Norris is a washed up loser joke. Implying that he is `badass` is funny as hell. Even more so when, implying that he can do the outrageous things the jokes say he can.
...or has that already been done??
um just cos i don`t think its funny doesn`t mean i need to lighten up, it just means that i think these jokes aren`t funny. not everyone has to find the same things hilarious, i find things funny that other people wouldn`t, but i would respect their opinion and not tell them what to think.
end of my rant
i almost forgot about those
liked the music though....