Butterknife Head

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago

Kids do the silliest things with cutlery--like use them as Japanese fighting weapons. SFW.
There are 33 comments:
Male 113
so... some guy... was.. sitting? on the ground and threw a knife, a blunt butter knife mind, fifteen feet, into the head of another kid?

skills..

actually.. they should get that kid in a crack team of crimefighters.. nobody expects to get owned by a kid with a butterknife, `specially not from 15 feet away..

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Male 124
JESUS!
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Male 2,113
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
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Male 285
I`m not that shocked. It looks like the knife dug a little into his skin and went parallel with the skull, not stabbing too deep into his head. The 4-5 inches means little to nothing.

But... my god what a dumb story. "Like, if you have a butterknife in your head... don`t yank it out." Yeah. Great words to live by there.

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Female 1,244
That`s pretty interesting
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Female 95
Moral:

If you throw a butter knife through someone`s skull, nothing bad will happen.

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Male 354
Pshhh! Didn`t even penetrate the skull...
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Male 211
@Hyeonkim: Omg, YES! I knew I recognized that reporter guy before, but I couldn`t remember the name of the guy he looked like.
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Female 1,572
XD wow!
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Male 667
Is it me or does that reporter totally look like Alan Tudyk?
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Male 162
storng butter knife lol
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Male 26
retarded children of the next generation....
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Male 1,540
That picture was absolutely gruesome. There was blood all over no place at all.
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Male 8
wow. who knew a butter knife could be that powerful? maybe i should start carrying one around for protection. hehe.
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Male 136
Ohnjaynb, my thoughts exactly.
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Male 1,550
Damn how many people can say they got owned with a butterknife??
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Male 592
Subarashi chin chin mono
Kintama no kami aru
Sore no oto sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu

Hey hey let`s go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let`s fighting...
Let`s fighting love! Let`s fighting love!

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Male 690
yea looking at this friggen kid its no wonder someone tried to kill him
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Male 249
Lets see him get a roundhouse to the head from chuck and live through that. Teach that boy not to brag. Jk. Cool story though.
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Female 2,074
Life advice:

::Like, if you have a butterknife in your head...don`t yank it out!::

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Male 1,788
It takes skill to get hurt with a butter knife.
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Male 10,440
remember kids. Knives are fun.
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Male 350
you can make fun of a fat kid playing in dirt (pigs do that too, right?!) but please... don`t throw a knife at him.. maybe some butter on that knife was melting because of body warmth in his head.. what a nice idea :) lets call him butterbrain ^^
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Male 167
Never bother Chuck Norris when he is buttering his toast!
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Male 251
So... You shouldn`t make fun of a kid playing in a pile of dirt? :]
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Male 211
"The haircut`s not that great, though."

You`re fat and ugly as hell, and you`re worrying about your haircut?

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Male 1,704
lol. the woman whos house he ran to must have pooed herself when she see the dude with a knife sticking out his head.
plus, come on man.. i bloody butter knife??!!
wtf! how u get them stuck in ur skull, they`re blunt as!
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Female 486
Woah!
Dainty - it`s not graphic. ^^
The only bit showing him with a knife in his head is a very bad quality image late in the video =]
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Male 41
From the way he looks and talks, it must have hit something in his brain.

Also, the pictures are begging for an "owned" caption.

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Male 395
lol "Nick Winkler" :-D
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Male 3,369
LOL.

That`s at the kids remark about NOt yanking butterknifes out of your head.

Nasty though..He`s lucky he lived to tell the tale!

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Male 650
Its not that bad.
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Male 382
Link: Butterknife Head [Rate Link] - Kids do the silliest things with cutlery--like use them as Japanese fighting weapons. SFW.
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