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Date: 04/15/08 11:02 AM

33 Responses to Butterknife Head

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 8:28 am
    Link: Butterknife Head - Kids do the silliest things with cutlery--like use them as Japanese fighting weapons. SFW.
  2. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:11 am
    Its not that bad.
  3. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2008 at 11:11 am
    LOL.

    That`s at the kids remark about NOt yanking butterknifes out of your head.

    Nasty though..He`s lucky he lived to tell the tale!

  4. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:12 am
    lol "Nick Winkler" :-D
  5. Profile photo of TypicalIABer
    TypicalIABer Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:13 am
    From the way he looks and talks, it must have hit something in his brain.

    Also, the pictures are begging for an "owned" caption.

  6. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Woah!
    Dainty - it`s not graphic. ^^
    The only bit showing him with a knife in his head is a very bad quality image late in the video =]
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    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:18 am
    lol. the woman whos house he ran to must have pooed herself when she see the dude with a knife sticking out his head.
    plus, come on man.. i bloody butter knife??!!
    wtf! how u get them stuck in ur skull, they`re blunt as!
  8. Profile photo of MasterFu
    MasterFu Male 18-29
    211 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:20 am
    "The haircut`s not that great, though."

    You`re fat and ugly as hell, and you`re worrying about your haircut?

  9. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:33 am
    So... You shouldn`t make fun of a kid playing in a pile of dirt? :]
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    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Never bother Chuck Norris when he is buttering his toast!
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    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:38 am
    you can make fun of a fat kid playing in dirt (pigs do that too, right?!) but please... don`t throw a knife at him.. maybe some butter on that knife was melting because of body warmth in his head.. what a nice idea :) lets call him butterbrain ^^
  12. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:44 am
    remember kids. Knives are fun.
  13. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:47 am
    It takes skill to get hurt with a butter knife.
  14. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Life advice:

    ::Like, if you have a butterknife in your head...don`t yank it out!::

  15. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    Lets see him get a roundhouse to the head from chuck and live through that. Teach that boy not to brag. Jk. Cool story though.
  16. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    yea looking at this friggen kid its no wonder someone tried to kill him
  17. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Subarashi chin chin mono
    Kintama no kami aru
    Sore no oto sarubobo
    Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu

    Hey hey let`s go kenka suru
    Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
    Boku ga warui so let`s fighting...
    Let`s fighting love! Let`s fighting love!

  18. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Damn how many people can say they got owned with a butterknife??
  19. Profile photo of D_Fishbait
    D_Fishbait Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Ohnjaynb, my thoughts exactly.
  20. Profile photo of CrazyGerman
    CrazyGerman Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    wow. who knew a butter knife could be that powerful? maybe i should start carrying one around for protection. hehe.
  21. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    That picture was absolutely gruesome. There was blood all over no place at all.
  22. Profile photo of Themantogoto
    Themantogoto Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    retarded children of the next generation....
  23. Profile photo of tomo511
    tomo511 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    storng butter knife lol
  24. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Is it me or does that reporter totally look like Alan Tudyk?
  25. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    XD wow!
  26. Profile photo of MasterFu
    MasterFu Male 18-29
    211 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    @Hyeonkim: Omg, YES! I knew I recognized that reporter guy before, but I couldn`t remember the name of the guy he looked like.
  27. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Pshhh! Didn`t even penetrate the skull...
  28. Profile photo of alice_
    alice_ Female 13-17
    95 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Moral:

    If you throw a butter knife through someone`s skull, nothing bad will happen.

  29. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    That`s pretty interesting
  30. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    April 15, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    I`m not that shocked. It looks like the knife dug a little into his skin and went parallel with the skull, not stabbing too deep into his head. The 4-5 inches means little to nothing.

    But... my god what a dumb story. "Like, if you have a butterknife in your head... don`t yank it out." Yeah. Great words to live by there.

  31. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 16, 2008 at 12:31 am
    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
  32. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 16, 2008 at 4:05 am
    JESUS!
  33. Profile photo of HedlesChkn
    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    April 18, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    so... some guy... was.. sitting? on the ground and threw a knife, a blunt butter knife mind, fifteen feet, into the head of another kid?

    skills..

    actually.. they should get that kid in a crack team of crimefighters.. nobody expects to get owned by a kid with a butterknife, `specially not from 15 feet away..

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