Bump Key Fails

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Note to home invaders and buglers: Don"t bother with the Bump Key--just smash a window like you"ve always done.
There are 43 comments:
Male 182
thanks for the news segment on how to commit B & E
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Male 358
HA! TV reporters are such boobs.
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Male 602
I thought you need to just hit it once really hard..
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Female 130
geeze. the guy sounds like a freaking game show host.
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Male 292
lol at the guy in his boxers
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Male 313
That idiot has no idea how to use that key.
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Male 124
I think they are emphasizing on how u cant tell the insurance company that your house was broke in due to lack of evidence...eventhough I`m sure there will be bump effect on the inside of the lock...btw...slide lock aren`t all that safe...you can have easily take it off with wire and can lock it from the outside using tape...
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Male 6
Gotta love how they have a black guy`s hand using the lock right as they make their point about `Keeping your family safe.`

To be fair, they did show a white guy`s hand right after that... Still seems a little fishy to me though.

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Male 418
"It takes just a few times"

10 minutes later

"It really takes only a few times"

10 minutes later

"It only takes a couple hits!"

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Male 227
i guess a bump key would work for petty criminals...but if you actually had a lot of cash u could probly get a better lock that a bump key can`t open

though it is unnerving 2 know that there is a device like that...time 2 get a gun

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Male 107
Probably should have run through that before going on air. Oh well, at least the cops know he isn`t a burglar anyways.

I think I`ll go buy some medeco stock now.

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Female 652
fail
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Male 555
They already HAVE invented a lock that makes this impossible. Can`t remember who did it, but it also could be re-keyed without even removing it (yes, the original key was needed to re-key it). It used a ratcheting mechanism instead of tumbler pins.
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Male 170
PWNed! Did I ever get in? I gave up watching after 2 mins.

But it`s not exactly news that people can quite easily break into your house without doing much damage. I mean lock picks have been around for ages - though they may take a bit longer.

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Male 1,455
I hate Fox.
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Male 1,111
but then again locks are there to keep honest people honest, they can`t keep people who really want to get in, out.
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Male 1,111
DerekDoom: umm dude, you can`t slide lock yourself out of your house, that would defeat the purpose.


Bumping is pretty easy to do, there are certain locks that are tougher so the 11 key set is the best if you`re going to actually use it for "legal" purposes.

Personally I would just go with an electronic lock that doesn`t use keys

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Male 534
lol, fox
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Male 2,586
Yeah ok so the news is advertising a way to break into people`s houses... GOOD news programmes would tell you how to prevent it from being done!
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Male 3,296
Pinche Pendejo!!!
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Male 2,034
The guy should have made sure he could do it before they went live. And from the small part I watched, he wasnt doing it right, he kept hitting it over and over and it just takes one good pop. Plus it`s hard to do when you first start. A for effort.
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Male 82
YO that news caster in the beginning not the reporter but the caster, is the one that did the C&C 3 Tiberium Wars. Lol just wanted to put it out there.
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Male 221
Nice one Shoyz, thats all it takes to make the bump key fail. Now you should only need for your front door as the criminal will try that first and if they can`t get in, they will move on, In the rare case they go around to the back, well there is nothing that will stop a motivated human being so no need to go over the top and slide lock all your doors, as how will you get in if you lock your self out?

Also I bet after the reporter got off the air he gave the bird to the anchor guy.

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Male 483
Its not hard at all to bump a lock. In fact, it only takes one hit with a rubber mallet. lmao, he should have learned from professionals beforehand. Dummy
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Male 1,228

BUMP IT!!!!
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Female 91
my question is why didnt that guy put on a shirt?
If you are going to be on the news the least you can do is to put on a shirt
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Male 334
ummm prevent it? cant. try a chain or door brace when your inside.... when your gone, tough noogies.
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Male 1,263
BOB SAGET.
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Male 380
i like how the emphisized "they even offer FREE shipping"

like its a bad thing lol

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Male 667
Man~ this is scary... any mahfcker can break into any mahfcker`s house at any mahfcking time... tehs mahfcking scary...
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Female 350
woomanfoo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US

"Why the HELL would they advertise something like this? "I`m pretty sure every burgaler knows about this." Well they do now..."

The news always does stuff like that... I can`t stand it...

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Male 2,076
thats fox news for you

fear mongering! :D

be afraid, be very afraid!!!

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Male 188
I was waiting for him to get in an argument with the newscast

"ok Bob its time for commercial break" "wait, give me 1 more minute" "no Bob, we have to go"

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Male 1,036
What a TOOL and I`m not talking about the key!
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Female 283
With that caption, I was expecting his hand to slip and break the window...

THAT would have been epic.

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Male 279
epic failure on live TV, why would you have this live anyway ? XD
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Female 226
That was hilarious! He just kept trying and trying. So embarrassing, lol. Did that home happen to have a Medeco lock? Lol.
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Male 533
Why the HELL would they advertise something like this? "I`m pretty sure every burgaler knows about this." Well they do now...
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Male 204
hahaha fail
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Female 7
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Male 12
Seen this before, on something else, they will invent a lock that makes this useless anyways , so who cares
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Female 58
epic win is epic
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Male 20,159
Link: Bump Key Fails [Rate Link] - Note to home invaders and buglers: Don`t bother with the Bump Key--just smash a window like you`ve always done.
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