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Date: 04/22/08 02:20 PM

40 Responses to Brazilian Priest Disappears During Risky Flight

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Link: Brazilian Priest Disappears During Risky Flight - You will never guess that Darwin Award nominee`s mode of transport. Sad, but sorry, this is dratting funny.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    It doesn`t help the religious cause, does it?
  3. Profile photo of morbidframe
    morbidframe Male 13-17
    145 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    SPIRITUAL REST STOP FOR TRUCKERS?????? WTF LMAO
  4. Profile photo of msdenee
    msdenee Female 18-29
    239 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    He was equipped with a floating seat and a parachute - and what else besides a cell phone and some flares? 3 bibles, a model of a truck for inspiration, and a bottle of holy water?
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    heloisa Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    I know that, i`m from brazil
    he disappeared on my state
    I laughed a lot when i saw it on the news, but is really sad

    I just don`t understand the reason for doing this
    it`s something really stupid to do

  6. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Johnnyk123, that`s FSM, not FPM. -thwap-
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Wow that is a pretty damned gay way to fly.
  8. Profile photo of Johnnyk123
    Johnnyk123 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    He disturbed the FSM* , in his almighty slumber, and faced his noodly wrath.

    I wonder if he got hit by a plane, lol.

    And thank you Fayth, for helping me not look like any more of a jackass :P

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    *waves at Arber* Hello.

    As for the priest, I think this divine inspiration should have been given a little more thought.

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    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    I bet wherever he is, he is getting along with whatever his name is...what is it, i know someones gotta know. The guy who dissapeard out a plane with a bunch of money somewhere....hmm...now i cant think of where...

    oh well. I cant brain today, i have the dumb.

  11. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    Dude called up on the radio asking how to use his GPS system.. when he was in the air. Sorry, but wasn`t that something he could have maybe figured out on the ground, first? I mean, the whole `i have a GPS in case i get lost` thing is nice, but go ahead and power it up and peruse the instruction manual, at least, before the trip.

    besides, following in the footsteps of a Darwin Honorable Mention (the deckchair idiot wasn`t killed by his stunt. He shot himself in the woods behind his house five or six years after floating into LAX`s airspace) is not teh epitome of wit, IMHO.

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    Do you think they`ll think he`s "with God now"?
    Floated up to visit him for a cup of tea which turned into a full blown holiday?
    Hahaha. Man I`m funny.
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Post the update when they find his corpse.
  14. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    wow thats um i dont know what to say exactly but it sure is somthing
  15. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    haha, that is really funny
  16. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Had to be done!

  17. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    What a maroon
  18. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    God Does have a sense of humor!!!
  19. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    very clever.
  20. Profile photo of Focusfired
    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    Moral of the story: Don`t fly around in chairs you find the design for in Curious George books.
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    J-Dawg15531 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    that wasn`t a ufo in arizona...it was a brazilian priest strapped to some balloons.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    lol at first i thought he was trying to reach heaven... cuz of the suit and everything...
  23. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    apple_18- D.B. Cooper!!! Yay!
  24. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I can`t beleive no one thought of this yet...
    OZ NEWS WEEKLY
    Ozians rejoiced today when their dear Wizard returned to them, nearly 100 years after the infamous events of Operation: Home Sweet Home. Questions have arrisen, however, about about the Wizard`s appearance, strange language, and religious pandering. The only confirmation we have about his identity is that he arrived by balloon(s). Unfortunately, no one who originaly knew the Wizard could be reached for comment. Glinda`s bubble burst years ago, Scarecrow was dethroned by a stroke, and Tinman lost a bet with scrap metal dealers. Only the Cowardly Lion lived to a ripe old age and died of natural causes. Even our elderly Queen Mother Ozma had never actually met the Wizard as a child.
    Prince Ozwold heartily welcomed the Wizard and, after a careful cabinet review, is expeted to appoint the returned and changed man to the head of the Church of the Nameless God, it bearing strong similarities to the Wizard`s "Catholic
  25. Profile photo of ace420
    ace420 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    Yea` this guy is really religious, huh?

    The skydiving, balloon fyling preist, how godly.

    He probablly uses the balloons to lure kids into his preist sex den. GAY

  26. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    Well Ace, How do you think the Munchkin`s Lollipop Guild got started?
  27. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    Not funny...sad
  28. Profile photo of Focusfired
    Focusfired Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    lol @ D.B. Cooper.
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    YanksRool Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    If only Eric the Midget had done this!!! What a perfect way for him to leave this earth!

    Ack Ack

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    April 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    sad.
  31. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2008 at 5:00 am
    Course he needed a parachute cuz he couldnt rely on god. pshh.
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 7:18 am
    OMG I loved the OZ story!!
  33. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    a parachute?! what does that say about his faith?
  34. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    Darwin working overtime...
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    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    lol @ spiritual rest stop for truckers. and i concurr, i want the update when they find him, dead or alive.
  36. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    Also, he may have a parachute and a floaty chair, but where`s he gonna go potty? what`s he going to eat or drink? fool be dead.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    parachute and floating seat...says alot about his faith in god,lol
  38. Profile photo of Shiruba
    Shiruba Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 23, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    yay! brazilian pride!

    we have the uncanny floating priest! and now the amazing 6pt earthquake! yay!

  39. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 6:51 am
    I´ve Found him:


  40. Profile photo of FrostDragn
    FrostDragn Male 13-17
    7 posts
    April 24, 2008 at 7:31 am
    was he even found?

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