Brazilian Priest Disappears During Risky Flight

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

You will never guess that Darwin Award nominee"s mode of transport. Sad, but sorry, this is dratting funny.
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Male 7
was he even found?
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Male 355
I´ve Found him:


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Male 108
yay! brazilian pride!

we have the uncanny floating priest! and now the amazing 6pt earthquake! yay!

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Male 2,160
parachute and floating seat...says alot about his faith in god,lol
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Female 526
Also, he may have a parachute and a floaty chair, but where`s he gonna go potty? what`s he going to eat or drink? fool be dead.
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Female 526
lol @ spiritual rest stop for truckers. and i concurr, i want the update when they find him, dead or alive.
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Female 368
Darwin working overtime...
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Female 731
a parachute?! what does that say about his faith?
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Male 547
OMG I loved the OZ story!!
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Male 1,217
Course he needed a parachute cuz he couldnt rely on god. pshh.
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Male 2,309
sad.
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Male 29
If only Eric the Midget had done this!!! What a perfect way for him to leave this earth!

Ack Ack

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Male 84
lol @ D.B. Cooper.
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Male 1,036
Not funny...sad
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Male 477
Well Ace, How do you think the Munchkin`s Lollipop Guild got started?
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Male 69
Yea` this guy is really religious, huh?

The skydiving, balloon fyling preist, how godly.

He probablly uses the balloons to lure kids into his preist sex den. GAY

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Male 477
I can`t beleive no one thought of this yet...
OZ NEWS WEEKLY
Ozians rejoiced today when their dear Wizard returned to them, nearly 100 years after the infamous events of Operation: Home Sweet Home. Questions have arrisen, however, about about the Wizard`s appearance, strange language, and religious pandering. The only confirmation we have about his identity is that he arrived by balloon(s). Unfortunately, no one who originaly knew the Wizard could be reached for comment. Glinda`s bubble burst years ago, Scarecrow was dethroned by a stroke, and Tinman lost a bet with scrap metal dealers. Only the Cowardly Lion lived to a ripe old age and died of natural causes. Even our elderly Queen Mother Ozma had never actually met the Wizard as a child.
Prince Ozwold heartily welcomed the Wizard and, after a careful cabinet review, is expeted to appoint the returned and changed man to the head of the Church of the Nameless God, it bearing strong similarities to the Wizard`s "Catholic
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Male 243
apple_18- D.B. Cooper!!! Yay!
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Male 2,199
lol at first i thought he was trying to reach heaven... cuz of the suit and everything...
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Male 122
that wasn`t a ufo in arizona...it was a brazilian priest strapped to some balloons.
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Male 84
Moral of the story: Don`t fly around in chairs you find the design for in Curious George books.
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Male 528
very clever.
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Male 1,788
God Does have a sense of humor!!!
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Male 1,354
What a maroon
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Male 3,369

Had to be done!

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Male 1,825
haha, that is really funny
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Male 486
wow thats um i dont know what to say exactly but it sure is somthing
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Male 1,550
Post the update when they find his corpse.
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Female 2,220
Do you think they`ll think he`s "with God now"?
Floated up to visit him for a cup of tea which turned into a full blown holiday?
Hahaha. Man I`m funny.
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Male 356
Dude called up on the radio asking how to use his GPS system.. when he was in the air. Sorry, but wasn`t that something he could have maybe figured out on the ground, first? I mean, the whole `i have a GPS in case i get lost` thing is nice, but go ahead and power it up and peruse the instruction manual, at least, before the trip.

besides, following in the footsteps of a Darwin Honorable Mention (the deckchair idiot wasn`t killed by his stunt. He shot himself in the woods behind his house five or six years after floating into LAX`s airspace) is not teh epitome of wit, IMHO.

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Female 475
I bet wherever he is, he is getting along with whatever his name is...what is it, i know someones gotta know. The guy who dissapeard out a plane with a bunch of money somewhere....hmm...now i cant think of where...

oh well. I cant brain today, i have the dumb.

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Male 9,305
*waves at Arber* Hello.

As for the priest, I think this divine inspiration should have been given a little more thought.

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Male 179
He disturbed the FSM* , in his almighty slumber, and faced his noodly wrath.

I wonder if he got hit by a plane, lol.

And thank you Fayth, for helping me not look like any more of a jackass :P

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Male 2,720
Wow that is a pretty damned gay way to fly.
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Female 496
Johnnyk123, that`s FSM, not FPM. -thwap-
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Female 1
I know that, i`m from brazil
he disappeared on my state
I laughed a lot when i saw it on the news, but is really sad

I just don`t understand the reason for doing this
it`s something really stupid to do

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Female 239
He was equipped with a floating seat and a parachute - and what else besides a cell phone and some flares? 3 bibles, a model of a truck for inspiration, and a bottle of holy water?
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Male 145
SPIRITUAL REST STOP FOR TRUCKERS?????? WTF LMAO
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Male 4,012
It doesn`t help the religious cause, does it?
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Male 21,000
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