A Field Guide to Internet People: Guidos

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny
http://thepandapage.com/2008/04/09/62-a-field-guide-to-internet-people-guidos/

What the hell"s going on with their hair? And the color of their faces! WTF!
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Male 2,113
lol
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Female 107
Insane douche alert. I don`t think I`ve seen guys like this in TX. Unless, i`m not looking hard enough. I think I`ve seem some guys like this in the Neiman`s before.
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Female 761
I thought these guys died in the nineties. Oh wait, this is New Jersey.
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Female 161
for all of you who rag on new jersey-
ever been there? the newark airport doesn`t count.

didn`t think you did.
so please stop making fun of us. it hurts when you laugh.

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Male 371
I think Bros/Flatbillers are the californian equivalent....god i hate them so much.
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Female 1,572
Dude o_0
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Male 14,331
^^ Ya I`d say so.
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Male 10,440
A subset of duchebags?
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Female 837
... The girl in that last picture was effing terrifying.

I`m honestly not sure if that even IS a girl. *frowns* Not a happy thing.

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Male 1,053
They all look the same because their...
ALL ROBOTS!!!!
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Male 14,331
Ya we have these in the Boston area too probably no where near as many as Jersy though. They forgot one thing to watch for though the popped collar.
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Female 691
Bahahaha...?
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Male 944
meeeeh its ok
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Female 136
one of those pictures is from fileswap.com
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Male 263
I`ve lived in North Jersey my whole life and while I`m proud of my home state, I hated guidos with a passion.I never see them anymore so I don`t know if they still exist or not, but I was in my teens in the 80s and they were all over back then. Like a pestilence. The guys in their spiky gelled up hair, doused in polo, fake tans, wearing their muscle shirts and zubaz pants, driving their Iroc-Zs. The guidettes with their big hair sprayed with tons of Aqua-Net, held back with a banana clip, wearing cavaricci pants. Man that was a low point for a proud New Jerseyan.

By the way, do you know what Iroc stands for? Italian retard out cruisin`.

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Male 2,199
wow? if there is any proof of alien life forms, looks like New Jersey is where they hang out...
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Male 1,036
I love the sweatshirt half unzipped to reveal a naked chest. It`s the deifnition of irony.
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Male 2,160
american answer to the british chav and german checkas or bunnies,and i advise you,enforce darwins laws,and do NOT let them breed under any condition,otherwise,your country is doomed to something even more stupid than hillbillies.
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Female 498
"Produce the repost or shut the F up."

lmao Go Fancyland! :P


yeah that was funny but would im sure have been funner if i knew what a guidos was...

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Male 1,629
oh, degos! i was wondering for a bit but its about italians lol
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Female 4,447
..I dunno what was more entertaining, the "guidos" or Fancylad putting typicalIABer in their place...
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Male 3,310
funny, and sad. All at the same time
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Male 592
Yay for my homeworld of North Jersey...
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Male 258
you know what this is? it`s my new fckin haircut

MUSCLE MILK

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Male 371
I hate these types of guys more than the next, but i doubt that all of those people were sicilian...maybe not even italian.
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Male 2,619
Its americas answer to the chav. minus the dirt. repeat............I REPEAT do. not. let. those. people. breed. ffs
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Male 307
My aunt got a guido tan after falling asleep naked on a floating inflatable pool raft thing. It was the most disturbing thing i`ve ever seen. (mostly because she`s 45 and the whole naked thing/ therapy inducing mental imagery) :-(
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Male 3,296
ill say gaydos
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Male 223
It is a scientific fact that these "Guidos" Are either closeted homosexuals, narcissists, or both. They pose together without shirts on, hugging each other. They like jewelry and clothes more than their own mother.
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Female 744
"My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it`s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don`t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I`m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"?

Pic related, me and my b1tch."

poo was so cash.

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Male 741
oh snap, fancylad snapped back


And
It didn`t make fun of this douchebags enough,.

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Female 920
f--kin skanks!!!
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Male 455
Yeah, I know about four of those guys. They`re ok unless you do something that they think is gay...which is just about anything they aren`t doing at the moment.
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Female 469
Goddammit. I don`t know how many times I`ve seen that first picture :P

Pretty good article though. I now feel a bit more educated on the Guido species.


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Male 425
Haha, New Jersey.
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Female 1,297
whoaaaa...cloneage, the sheer ORANGENESS

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Male 444
could anyone tell me why everyone is so mad at typicaliaber and waht 4chan is?
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Male 93
That shi t is so cash
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Male 3,369
Hey Fancylad.

I used to do all the linkwork on a site called jengajam. I washed my hands of it, but I feel your pain...but I`m still gonna call stuff old if it is old!

Perhaps you could have a classic section?

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Female 66
That`s awesome! :) They do all look the same! I thought it was a photoshop montage at first. And the prom tans. Too much! :)
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Male 31
i live in new jersey. guidos are rampant. one day, i will destroy them all.
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Female 67
I`ve only heard Jersians call them guidos.maybe the author is from jersey...
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Male 20,911
TypicalIABer
Male, 18-29, Southern US
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Thursday, April 10, 2008 1:39:32 PM
REPOST! IAB needs to stop trying to be 4chan.

Produce the repost or shut the F up.

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Female 410
LOL @ the burnt-to-a-crisp prom pics. I hope that is tan from a can. The guy on the right looks like he is in pain. Regardless... so much for losing their virginity on prom night.
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Male 132
"the spray tan is to camouflage them from their natural enemy,Education"
^pure gold
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Female 41
ROFLMAO

gods that was funny

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Male 9,305
*slams head on desk*
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Female 263
So true.
and its not just jersey we have quite a few here in new york too. rofl.
stupid children.
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Male 1,228
You can`t express anything as a copy of 4chan! That breaks rule 564!
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Male 4,012
I think it should be made legal to castrate guidos.
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Male 555
TypicalIABer, we ALSO have freedom of speech, that`s why it`s so much fun to disagree with you!
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Female 488
as a jersey native, let me say that this is spot-on.
however i live someplace where guidos are few and far between... thank god.
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Male 3,301
So this is a Jersey thing, eh? Lets hope it stays there.
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Male 4,012
TypicalIABer, then you shouldn`t be pissed that someone disagrees with you.
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Male 3,369
It really does look like they give each other reach arounds!
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Male 477
Without the fake tans, guidos are just gay (homosexual, not lame) teenagers trying to be Abercrombie models... Ugh, Aberzombies.
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Male 41
I have freedom of speech, you fascist!
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Male 641
South Shore is such an embarassment.
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Male 813
TypicalIABer needs to stop acting like anyone gives a poo what he think.
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Male 41
REPOST! IAB needs to stop trying to be 4chan.
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Female 775
lol that`s great.
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Male 483
almost as bad as the stuck up bÍtches in the mall
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Male 1,228
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME D:
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Female 23
lmao
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Male 244
/shudder.
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Male 260
lol nice
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Female 1,605
Link: A Field Guide to Internet People: Guidos [Rate Link] - What the hell`s going on with their hair? And the color of their faces! WTF!
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