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Date: 04/10/08 01:30 PM

67 Responses to A Field Guide to Internet People: Guidos

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 9:36 am
    Link: A Field Guide to Internet People: Guidos - What the hell`s going on with their hair? And the color of their faces! WTF!
  2. Profile photo of lyonartime
    lyonartime Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    lol nice
  3. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    /shudder.
  4. Profile photo of lemontea
    lemontea Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    lmao
  5. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME D:
  6. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    almost as bad as the stuck up bÍtches in the mall
  7. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    lol that`s great.
  8. Profile photo of TypicalIABer
    TypicalIABer Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    REPOST! IAB needs to stop trying to be 4chan.
  9. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    TypicalIABer needs to stop acting like anyone gives a poo what he think.
  10. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    South Shore is such an embarassment.
  11. Profile photo of TypicalIABer
    TypicalIABer Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    I have freedom of speech, you fascist!
  12. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    Without the fake tans, guidos are just gay (homosexual, not lame) teenagers trying to be Abercrombie models... Ugh, Aberzombies.
  13. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    It really does look like they give each other reach arounds!
  14. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    TypicalIABer, then you shouldn`t be pissed that someone disagrees with you.
  15. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    So this is a Jersey thing, eh? Lets hope it stays there.
  16. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    as a jersey native, let me say that this is spot-on.
    however i live someplace where guidos are few and far between... thank god.
  17. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    TypicalIABer, we ALSO have freedom of speech, that`s why it`s so much fun to disagree with you!
  18. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    I think it should be made legal to castrate guidos.
  19. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    You can`t express anything as a copy of 4chan! That breaks rule 564!
  20. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    So true.
    and its not just jersey we have quite a few here in new york too. rofl.
    stupid children.
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    *slams head on desk*
  22. Profile photo of grlgeorge1
    grlgeorge1 Female 40-49
    41 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    ROFLMAO

    gods that was funny

  23. Profile photo of awesomeloser
    awesomeloser Male 13-17
    132 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    "the spray tan is to camouflage them from their natural enemy,Education"
    ^pure gold
  24. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    LOL @ the burnt-to-a-crisp prom pics. I hope that is tan from a can. The guy on the right looks like he is in pain. Regardless... so much for losing their virginity on prom night.
  25. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    TypicalIABer
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    13 Posts
    Thursday, April 10, 2008 1:39:32 PM
    REPOST! IAB needs to stop trying to be 4chan.

    Produce the repost or shut the F up.

  26. Profile photo of wolfpup13
    wolfpup13 Female 13-17
    67 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    I`ve only heard Jersians call them guidos.maybe the author is from jersey...
  27. Profile photo of rocknroll892
    rocknroll892 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    i live in new jersey. guidos are rampant. one day, i will destroy them all.
  28. Profile photo of sjanae76
    sjanae76 Female 30-39
    66 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    That`s awesome! :) They do all look the same! I thought it was a photoshop montage at first. And the prom tans. Too much! :)
  29. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    Hey Fancylad.

    I used to do all the linkwork on a site called jengajam. I washed my hands of it, but I feel your pain...but I`m still gonna call stuff old if it is old!

    Perhaps you could have a classic section?

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    itsgalf Male 18-29
    93 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    That shi t is so cash
  31. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    could anyone tell me why everyone is so mad at typicaliaber and waht 4chan is?
  32. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    whoaaaa...cloneage, the sheer ORANGENESS

  33. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    Haha, New Jersey.
  34. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Goddammit. I don`t know how many times I`ve seen that first picture :P

    Pretty good article though. I now feel a bit more educated on the Guido species.


  35. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    Yeah, I know about four of those guys. They`re ok unless you do something that they think is gay...which is just about anything they aren`t doing at the moment.
  36. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    f--kin skanks!!!
  37. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    oh snap, fancylad snapped back


    And
    It didn`t make fun of this douchebags enough,.

  38. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    "My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it`s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

    Don`t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I`m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"?

    Pic related, me and my b1tch."

    poo was so cash.

  39. Profile photo of palm
    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    It is a scientific fact that these "Guidos" Are either closeted homosexuals, narcissists, or both. They pose together without shirts on, hugging each other. They like jewelry and clothes more than their own mother.
  40. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    ill say gaydos
  41. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    My aunt got a guido tan after falling asleep naked on a floating inflatable pool raft thing. It was the most disturbing thing i`ve ever seen. (mostly because she`s 45 and the whole naked thing/ therapy inducing mental imagery) :-(
  42. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Its americas answer to the chav. minus the dirt. repeat............I REPEAT do. not. let. those. people. breed. ffs
  43. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    I hate these types of guys more than the next, but i doubt that all of those people were sicilian...maybe not even italian.
  44. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    259 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    you know what this is? it`s my new fckin haircut

    MUSCLE MILK

  45. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Yay for my homeworld of North Jersey...
  46. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    funny, and sad. All at the same time
  47. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    ..I dunno what was more entertaining, the "guidos" or Fancylad putting typicalIABer in their place...
  48. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    oh, degos! i was wondering for a bit but its about italians lol
  49. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    "Produce the repost or shut the F up."

    lmao Go Fancyland! :P


    yeah that was funny but would im sure have been funner if i knew what a guidos was...

  50. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    american answer to the british chav and german checkas or bunnies,and i advise you,enforce darwins laws,and do NOT let them breed under any condition,otherwise,your country is doomed to something even more stupid than hillbillies.
  51. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    I love the sweatshirt half unzipped to reveal a naked chest. It`s the deifnition of irony.
  52. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    wow? if there is any proof of alien life forms, looks like New Jersey is where they hang out...
  53. Profile photo of yankee15
    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    I`ve lived in North Jersey my whole life and while I`m proud of my home state, I hated guidos with a passion.I never see them anymore so I don`t know if they still exist or not, but I was in my teens in the 80s and they were all over back then. Like a pestilence. The guys in their spiky gelled up hair, doused in polo, fake tans, wearing their muscle shirts and zubaz pants, driving their Iroc-Zs. The guidettes with their big hair sprayed with tons of Aqua-Net, held back with a banana clip, wearing cavaricci pants. Man that was a low point for a proud New Jerseyan.

    By the way, do you know what Iroc stands for? Italian retard out cruisin`.

  54. Profile photo of theferret
    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 4:18 am
    one of those pictures is from fileswap.com
  55. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 5:29 am
    meeeeh its ok
  56. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 6:14 am
    Bahahaha...?
  57. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 6:19 am
    Ya we have these in the Boston area too probably no where near as many as Jersy though. They forgot one thing to watch for though the popped collar.
  58. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 6:30 am
    They all look the same because their...
    ALL ROBOTS!!!!
  59. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 6:59 am
    ... The girl in that last picture was effing terrifying.

    I`m honestly not sure if that even IS a girl. *frowns* Not a happy thing.

  60. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 7:47 am
    A subset of duchebags?
  61. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 10:31 am
    ^^ Ya I`d say so.
  62. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 10:41 am
    Dude o_0
  63. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    I think Bros/Flatbillers are the californian equivalent....god i hate them so much.
  64. Profile photo of mikeyisred
    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    for all of you who rag on new jersey-
    ever been there? the newark airport doesn`t count.

    didn`t think you did.
    so please stop making fun of us. it hurts when you laugh.

  65. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    April 11, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    I thought these guys died in the nineties. Oh wait, this is New Jersey.
  66. Profile photo of pillowpants
    pillowpants Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 12:37 am
    Insane douche alert. I don`t think I`ve seen guys like this in TX. Unless, i`m not looking hard enough. I think I`ve seem some guys like this in the Neiman`s before.
  67. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    April 14, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    lol

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