7-Year-Old Takes SUV on Joyride

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

But you"ll never believe his reasoning. By the way, that child is 7? Welcome to your future, I-A-B.
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Male 2,796
Am I missing an incident? I count two incidents... 1 is the stolen car one (the grandmother was interviewed by several different journalists but its the same story) and the second is the incident that got him the mental eval. Its late, im tired and don`t wish to do all the research... but I think there are just two.

Bah... screw it... just beat the damn fatfudge like they used to do in the good ole days.

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Male 703
no video games... for a whole week....end
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Male 2,422
I forsee a long criminal record in his future.
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Female 59
Oh crap, I just submitted this. If it comes up, nobody watch it =/
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Male 358
Take a good look, everyone. This is how your tax dollars will be spent: feeding, clothing and sheltering this waste of space every time he goes to jail.

Beat the kid? BEAT THE PARENTS!! You might as well just give him your wallet now...

If that was my kid, I would:
1) Kick my own ass.
2) Ask them if they could lock him up for a while to teach him a lesson early.

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Male 1,079
Coolllll to be baaaddd.

B)

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Female 160
Awwwww... Innt he just the cutest thing ever? I wanna pinch his fat cheeks, probably better get my bid in now before he offs gramma and mom and goes on a carjacking spree!
Ah youth!
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Male 3,296
the kid is my new hero
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Female 34
GET THE CAN OUT, CAUSE HE NEEDS A GOOD W/A BEATING!
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Male 21
By the gods! If I had any hope for humanity earlier, it`s gone now. So completely gone.
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Female 3
"...and he smokes cigarettes.." lol
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Male 967
That little asswipe needs to get his ass beat by grandma.
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Female 35
am i the only one..but didnt it bother you at all that this idiots friend is seven and smoking ?!
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Male 192
metalsonic

agreed- but i wouldnt call them n1ggars, because that word is used to defame a specific race.

but i hate morons like that. :(

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Male 9
I`m sorry! I gotta say it if no one else will. Hate me for it I don`t care. Typical N1GGER. Theres a difference between N1GGERS and black people. If you can be civilized and normal, it doesn`t matter what skin color you are, or what kind of music you listen to. But the people who act like monkeys, listen to "kill dat n1gga ho" music, and do poo like this, all need to die. :-) White, black, latino, asian, what ever they are. They need to f*cking die cause they just waste tax payer`s money, and cause us to live in fear that we might get hurt by some out-of-control retard that wants to do "hoodrat stuff"(i know he used that wrong)And that kid has been to Mcdonald`s 1 too many times.
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Female 175
"I yanked the....... thing"
"Do you think that you should be punished for this?"
"Only a little bit. No video games for a whole weekend"
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Male 4,867
severe racisim alert! STOP

he is 7 and his friend smokes ciggarettes! i can see cocain,heroine,weed and an erly death in his future

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Male 192
youturnmeon\

are you seriously asking that?!?! of course the parents of the children who beat up the goth people are TERRIBLE parents! It is their upbringing that causes a person to do the things they do, thats common sense.

Yes, that kids parents are horrible parents. They failed to emphasize the difference in right and wrong. They failed to educate their children properly, as such, they fail as parents.

God, the kid is only 7 years old!! Any half decent parent would not let their 7 year old child around the keys of a vehicle!

your a moron. Please think about your comments before you post them.

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Female 665
the future of america everyone... why can`t these children be dicipline? he didn`t learn anything. no video games for a week? c`mon what a sorry punishment. it`d be hard labor for my kids. clean the house.. taht sort ofthing. and much longer than just a week. more like when i feel like it.
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Male 358
When the MAJORITY of the prison population is MINORITIES... it`s not racism. It`s stating the obvious.

The parents should bleed for doing such a lousy job raising their son.

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Male 242
omg he needs to get his ass beat with a belt
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Male 1,024
that kid has no idea what he did... scary.
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Female 14
Idiotic undeducated children like this are what`s wrong with the world (well, part of what`s wrong). If he were my charge, I`d quite literally beat him until he passed out then beat him some more after he woke up. Then he`d do manual labor until he worked off the cost of the damages. And he`d stay handcuffed to his bed in his room for five years so he couldn`t go joyriding again. This is not funny. He could`ve killed someone. Natural selection indicates he should`ve killed himself...
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Female 15
hmm, well you dont have to be psychic to see prison in his future.
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Male 1,053
Nice, yeh hes short fat and black... i WANNA KEEP HIM TO :)
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Female 245
It seems like the comments on this post are more "racist" related than anything. I mean, calling the kid a monkey just draws the line. It is his fault that he took the car and yes it might be his surrounding. Its not the parents, do you really expect the parents to get in front of a news camera and say im gonna beat his a** til he cant feel it no more? no, they wont.

what can we say about the boys who beat the goth girl to death??? do they have horrible parents? do they need education beaten into them? do they`re parents need to be beaten?

think about your comments before you post them. please.

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Male 1,556
Why dont we just murder him?
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Female 488
i could drive when i was 4


sitting on my dad`s lap and laying my hands on the steering wheel

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Female 42
Wait- CNN says he was arrested and faces grand-theft-auto charges.
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Male 375
His ass would be bleeding if he was mine
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Female 42
He is pretty smart for 7. He knew what he did was wrong and he should have been more severely punished.
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Male 276
ummm...
Wow
He...
Stole his Grandam`s car?
and took it with his friend?.....
Wow surprised he survived the air bag or crash of other cars?
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Female 43
Damn, someone oughta open a can on whoop ass there.
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Female 471
I hope Grandma DID beat his ass. He deserves every last lick of the switch he would have gotten had Grandma not been afraid of being arrested for beating the living poo out of him for that.
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Male 1,036
"I yanked the thing"

Turkey! B-|

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Female 1,496
What I learned by watching this video:
1)Welfare makes you fat.
2)Welfare gives you money for rims.
3)It`s never to early for jail.

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Male 418
let`s see how cute he looks when he does the same thing in ten years time
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Male 117
f-ing retard
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Male 358
Take a good look, everyone. This is how your tax dollars will be spent: feeding, clothing and sheltering this waste of space every time he goes to jail.

Beat the kid? BEAT THE PARENTS!! You might as well just give him your wallet now...

If that was my kid, I would:
1) Kick my own ass.
2) Ask them if they could lock him up for a while to teach him a lesson early.

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Male 192
his language is not responsible for the theft- he is.

But i can tell that he chooses to defy rules through his defiance in the english language.

Its not a coincidence that people who are in jail for dumbass crimes speak ebonics, while people who make millions of dollars through an educated career speak properly.

Maybe he did this because he failed English, and realized he was truly retarded.

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Male 222
"..mum can help."

This kid needs brain surgeons, cut out the poison in him.

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Female 7
it takes a lot for me to actually make a comment. but this post motivates me to do so.....

this boy is in terrible need of a family. he`s out of his fcking mind. and so are his parents. please, someone help this child. he is in desperate need of guidance.

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Female 694
I`d chuck him out a window. That`s horrible! He needs to be hit. Or sent to juvi. Or both.
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Male 637
He hit two mailboxes and cars... I don`t see that as a good driver, at all, regardless of age. Aside from that, when I was little, I knew that I would not have seen daylight for months had I done something like that...
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Female 35
7 that is a first grader! A first grader. i think all involved should be impressed at his driving skills he did really well for A FIRST GRADER!That kid is lex luther,,just wait till he grows up, scary! If he is that smart and bad now! who knows what could happen.
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Male 7,933
And he used the word Hood rat wrong.
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Male 7,933
yes bassstud, its language that caused him to drive an SUV. Lets blame that.... Next we can blame people that get certain haircuts
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Male 263
That kid deserves a friggin` beating! I got my ass whooped when I was a kid because I put our parked car in reverse and rolled out of the driveway into the street. Guess what? I NEVER did it again.
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Male 1,540
Nothing exciting. If women can drive.
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Female 1,492
that woman is black, and as i black woman, i want to say don`t believe her. as soon as the cameras stopped rolling she beat the sh*t out of that little boy.
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Male 131
I just wanna give him a big hug!
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Female 2,289
"Can my mom help?"
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Female 29
his grandma should be able to beat his ass and not be worried about going to jail for it!! for something like that???!! come on... kids need more supervision and discipline. 7??!! idiots...
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Female 139
lol nice reference to corey worthington...i thought the same thing! this kid ridiculous, no remorse!
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Male 227
and thats when i killed him your honor...
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Male 108
One of the products of the mass-marketing of childhood, the hostile stripping of control from parents and the lack of decent role models (Soulja Boy doesn`t count, dippoos), is little snotty kids like this. His parents probably let him get away with whatever he wants because they get away with whatever they want themselves. Needless to say, they should have made him sit through a court proceeding and then gotten the judge to spank him in front of everyone, if he didn`t go to juvi, and he should at least go to court mandated counseling sessions.
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Male 39
Did anyone else hear him? "I like doing bad things because they`re fun."

Something along those lines.. He makes me laugh SO hard.

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Female 1,287
"its fun to do bad things, hit cars"
idiot...
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Female 83
all he needs are some `famous glasses`.
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Female 4,447
At least he was honest. *shrug*
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Male 84
"We only see one glimpse into this kid`s life, and you already claim faulty parenting.

Maybe we should focus on the kid...maybe it`s just him. All him, 100%."

really? i`m sorry, but at 7 years of age...he`s a product of his environment/upbringing.

btw, notice how his mom really isnt in the video? his grandmother is?

kind of indicative if you ask me.

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Male 9,305
We only see one glimpse into this kid`s life, and you already claim faulty parenting.

Maybe we should focus on the kid...maybe it`s just him. All him, 100%.

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Male 591
These are the children that will lead our way for tomorrow.. this is why I am moving <_<
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Male 239
FYI: Most of the crap they`re teaching you in Psych only works in text books. In real life kids are perfectly capable of knowing right from wrong, and are also able to predict consequences - that is if they have been taught. This fat little retard hasn`t been taught anything, and his mom`s not about to start now.

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Male 251
C`mon peeps! Don`t we all like to do hood rat stuff wit our friends?
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Female 275
"did you know you could`ve killed someone"
"ya"
"then why`d you do it?"
"because it`s fun. to do bad things"

WTF!? this kid needs a gold old fashioned whooping before it`s too late!

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Male 84
this kid is the reason belts were invented to be easily removed and turned into a strap.
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Male 4,393
This is why kids should play GTA :P

lol MagicMoose :P yanked the...thing hahahaha


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Female 2,074
At seven, I remember tossing Barbie dolls at the celing, pretending that they were making `clouds`. And I would watch as their heads popped off from the impact and landed away from their bodies....of course, mom always had super-glue for that..

But yea...I don`t remember wanting to steal cars at seven. I do, however, remember thinking that Duke from the Mighty Ducks cartoon was SO funny, because I called him "Dook", as in doo doo. Wow.

Yea, I was raised more `epically` than this kid can ever remotely imagine being raised.

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Male 221
"I wanted to do hood rat stuff for my friend."

Extremely funny and yet extremely scary.

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Male 185
i would personally paint a huge target on his ass, get the biggest whip in the world and just waaaaail on him. no video games for the weekend? try not being able to sit for the next month
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Male 1,853
i wnat a pet monkey! its so cute! eventually, i could probably have it get the newspaper...
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Male 145
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI!!! :)
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Male 145
how ironic... the SUV had huge rims LMAO..... and he is 7? kinda fat LOL
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Male 252
Ya seriously, the kid needs to be punished, but it just goes to show you his upbringing. There`s a reason why this isn`t normal behavior for a seven year old, because the parents of most use good parenting skills. This is not the child`s fault, we should see some clips of the parents of this boy.
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Male 490
Hood rat things... I don`t give a damn what the laws say, my kids will be disciplined properly!
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Male 100
SMells like: Hate to burst your bubble, but when I was seven years old my thinking was sure as hell "concrete" enough to know that if I did something that bad, I would absolutely regret it. For Christ`s sake, you can even train a DOG not to piss on the floor. You must think that black children are dumber than dogs. Racist non-nice individual.
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Male 51
Punishment is in order. Like having him pay off the damages done to the stuff he hit. He can save up.
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Female 186
Chill guys. He just wanted to do hood-rat thangs.

rofl

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Female 1,890
SEND HIM TO THE GUILITINE! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
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Male 70
did he say he wanted to do hood rat stuff with his friend?? lmao....somehow this doesnt surprise me at all.
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Male 142
"I wanted to do hood-rat stuff with my friend"
-priceless!
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Female 4,028
[quote]could someone explain to me why this kid isn`t getting juvi time?
seriously.

hello? grand theft auto? anyone?
[/quote] He`s not old enough for juvi.

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Female 464
Woooooow.
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Male 101
its fun to do bad things... and drive into a car.
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Female 380
"If I knew that I would not get into trouble for it, I would..."

YOU GO GRANDMA... KICK HIS MOMS A$$ WHILE YOUR AT IT FOR RASING A MORON!!! I would almost bet the cops would turn a deaf ear to it anyway....

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Male 192
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Male 29
Black people...
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Male 192
i am not surprised.

He has a terrible upbringing, as apparent through the parents failure to emphasize proper English. (which means they failed to teach them other rules, such as "don`t steal")

If you educate your children, they will not be this dumb. Why is that such a hard concept to learn?

this kid is stupid (takes after his parents and rap `stars`)

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Male 80
I BLAME RAP MUSIC, THOSE GOSH-DARN LYRICS

just kidding. how about you get some discipline for your kid, eh granmda? he obviously needs some

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Male 815
man... the kid isn`t even a teen yet... hate to see the shenanigans he gets into then... yikes
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Male 142
AND HE SMOKED WITH CIGARETTES.
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Female 128
awesome!
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Male 86
HankMagoo- WHAT!?!?!

Your kidding, right? NO kid thinks of the punishment when they do something bad, never give a kid credit for being that smart. Nothing against them, but as you learn in Psychology, their thinking just isnt that concrete yet!!

And how dare you blame the parents! It could have been partly her fault, but I just cant see that in that kind of neighborhood. You can blame, friends? how about that? Or maybe just mere stupidity. Maybe, just maybe, that child is as stupid as f*ck and had nothing to do with bad parenting.

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Male 891
could someone explain to me why this kid isn`t getting juvi time?

seriously.

hello? grand theft auto? anyone?

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Male 7,933
Fancylad, a Hood rat is typically a female girl from the ghetto parts of a city who sleeps around. Sometimes viewed in a negative tone, other times not. He used the word incorrectly.

Why can`t Hellen Keller drive?
Because she`s a woman

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Male 1,263
Wow. Just....Wow.
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Male 8
Grandma should`ve borrowed the cops taser and zapped that fat little miscreant`s ass. Whopping is so old school... we have electricity to punish people now!
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Male 292
Fail.
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Male 1,152
well he is very well spoken
he just needs some sence
knocked into him
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Male 100
I blame the mother. No child can be that effed up without a good solid HORRIBLE parenting job behind it. She`s full of poo when she says that she would or could or might or is capable of whooping him. That child has clearly only been spoiled time and time again. He might be a stupid little drat but he`s not stupid enough to have thought he would not get caught, and that`s the scary thing. He balanced the thrill of being bad against the punishment he knew he would get and decided to go for the thrill. Bad parenting, bad kid. Scary time in America.
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Female 553
Did anyone else think of Cartman from South Park? :/
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Female 4,028
[quote]That`s why you should hit your kids.
I got hit when I was little, I still get hit, and I don`t steal any cars.
A good spanking never hurt anyone long term.[/quote] Unfortunately, the government is trying to interfere with parenting and say that even a smack is harmful. B-|
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Female 1,566
That`s why you should hit your kids.
I got hit when I was little, I still get hit, and I don`t steal any cars.
A good spanking never hurt anyone long term.
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Male 144
Nothing that a good whipping wouldn`t cure
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Female 1,244
That kid didn`t learn a lesson..I think he`ll go and steal cars in the future
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Female 414
hahah that kid has problems
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Female 540
ahaha magic moose.... *shakes head* one of these days thats what she said jokes will be as old as yo mama jokes.
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Male 909
What?!
No video games for AN ENTIRE WEEKEND?!?!

Damn, if I would`ve gotten that as a punishment when I was a kid, that would have been awesome. That kid has the right idea!

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Female 112
And I`m all for that kid getting a whipping! He deserves it...
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Male 21,015
by the way, what`s a hood rat?
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Female 112
Well, um, my youngest sister when she was two years old climbed into my parents Chevy Suburban (which was on and had its keys in it--my parents were working on it for something or other) and drove it through a fence down the road. Needless to say, the suburban survived, the fence did not. My parents had to pay for a new fence for the people and my mom made lawn ornaments out of the wood from the fence. My youngest sister took the suburban to go get McDonald`s. Who knows what the kid was really thinking. But one thing is for sure, he doesnt like his momma!
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Female 2,196
That kid needs to be punished severly.
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Male 122
its fun to do bad things. lol.
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Female 4,028
Stupid kid. He deserves some juvi time, just to scare him a little. He had no remorse even, he`s learnt nothing.

That`s what happens when you`re not allowed to smack your kids. Heh.

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Male 623
"i yanked the...thing"
thats what she said :)
sorry someone had to say it
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Male 211
"now your grandma has to pay for the car!"
"cant my mom help?"
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Male 788
Rad
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Female 427
Go to jail? That kid NEEDS the education beaten into him. I say the whole world should line up and paddle his behind one by one.
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Female 775
The grandma should have smacked him anyways..

does everyone see him stealing more cars in the future?

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Male 69
This deserves nothing less than a whopping FACEPALM.
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Female 313
whip his ass. wth is wrong with being a normal.. oh, wait, this is normal. ok.
btw, i like your comment MasterFu!! hope that when he dies you flush him down the toilet.
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Male 369
"I`m annoyed with my mom so i stole my grandma`s SUV!"

WHAT???
Does that make sense to anybody?
she deserves it for having an SUV

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Male 44
nice and bright future for America...
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Female 179
What a horrible child. He deserves to be sent to juvy for that.
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Male 1,220
TEACH THEM WELL AND LET THEM LEAD THE WAY! SHOW THEM ALL THE BEAUTY THEY POSSESS INSIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!
*ahem* sorry, dont sing song lyrics in front of me....

ANYWAY! that kid probably plays too few violent video games!

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Male 211
Aaaaw, he`s so fat and short and black. I wanna keep him. ^_^
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Male 1,620
I believe the children are our future...
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Male 21,015
Link: 7-Year-Old Takes SUV on Joyride [Rate Link] - But you`ll never believe his reasoning. By the way, that child is 7? Welcome to your future, I-A-B.
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