7 Common Foods That Can Actually Get You High

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Science
http://www.cracked.com/article_16178_7-common-foods-that-can-actually-get-you-high.html

I wouldn"t suggest eating any of these, but hey if you want to eat a billion poppy seed bagels to get a buzz, go for it.
There are 31 comments:
Male 372
Cefka just made the point I was going to. Just buy a bag of poppy seeds, soak `em in hot water for an hour or so, filter out the seeds and drink. Welcome to opioid high. Drink slowly though, you can OD that way.
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Male 1,383
Wow, I never knew that Coffee made you more stimulated![/dumbass]

Well it`s okay I guess, but I`ve tried some of those foods and I didn`t feel high.

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Male 376
^you can
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Male 376
um... don`t eat the bagels?

if they weren`t just being funny, kava root powder would make that list. 1/4 cup root powder, 4oz milk and some chocolate syrup. shake it in a container for five minutes and if you can choke it down you will shortly be a very happy person.

don`t do it all the time as it is a little hard on your liver, not unlike our favorite government sanctioned intoxicant. better yet, do a little research before you put something in your mouth.

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Female 695
....I`d go for the fish head.
Holy s hit though. I didn`t know that about nutmeg. I have a jar siting in my cupboard and now I`m extremely curious.
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Female 450
*remembers that Seinfeld episode* AHAHAHA! FRICK YEAH!
On a side note, must get coffee! :P
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Female 496
I knew about the poppy seeds and the nutmeg. There`s a reason why they tell you not to eat poppy seed bagels before going to a drug test. Sometimes it`ll make you test positive for opium.
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Male 34
The fish seems to be the least embarrassing.
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Female 2,074
I love Cracked. They have the coolest articles. =)
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Female 105
why did my comp just repost that
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Female 105
that was ha ha funny :D i luv 4 the sarpa salpa under the pic of the guy it says not an actual photo of incident! lol funny tho
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Female 464
Yum <3
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Female 12
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*reaches for nutmeg*

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Female 105
and whats with watermelon lady!?
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Female 105
that was ha ha funny :D i luv 4 the sarpa salpa under the pic of the guy it says not an actual photo of incident! lol funny tho
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Female 486
These aren`t working at all.
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Male 1,024
i highly doubt voltaire drank 50-70 cups of coffee a day.
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Female 444
This just made me hungry.

On another note, a friend of mine told me the thing about rye bread and the medieval times. I didn`t believe her, though, because she was always tripping on ritalin.

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Female 427
Umm... I think I`ll save the calories and do it up traditional style. WitmiMaja-ja.
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Female 1,134
well time to go to starbucks and buy a large cup of coffee and a popie seeded bagal.
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Male 552
Ooor.. you can get high the normal way.
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Male 889
"do you know how many damn bagels youd have to down to get a decent buzz?"

lmfao

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Male 163
Wow...so if I regularly consume a Starbucks in the morning, a red bull at lunch and another red bull at some point in the afternoon, does that mean I`m on a caffeine high all the time? It would explain quite a bit
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Male 174
Makes me really think about my usual morning coffee and bagel binge. I guess I should add some fish heads and unripe fruit to the mix to ensure a properly f`ed up day.
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Female 775
after reading that list i think i want some coffee..

*jumps in car*
Off to starbucks i go!

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Female 1,212
Coffee... gotta love it. :P
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Female 239
"tripping on the Sarpa Salpa is a magical mystery tour through the seventh circle of hell. Crippling terror, unearthly howls, and visions of demonic animals are reputedly common"

HILARIOUS!

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Male 2,005
it was a little funny bout the poppy seed bagels opium seeds, frankly i didnt know anything bout those foods
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Female 9
I wanna poo all over my local starbucks...
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Male 64
if you want to eat a billion poppy seed bagels to get a buzz, go for it.

I think I`ll pass...
Lists are awesome.

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Male 19,850
Link: 7 Common Foods That Can Actually Get You High [Rate Link] - I wouldn`t suggest eating any of these, but hey if you want to eat a billion poppy seed bagels to get a buzz, go for it.
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