6 Gruesome Bodily Defects Anyone Can Get

Submitted by: ayame88 8 years ago Science
http://www.cracked.com/article_16119_your-body-hates-you-6-gruesome-disorders-anyone-can-get.html

If your body really wanted to make your life miserable, here"s how it would do it.
There are 41 comments:
Female 62
thats scary
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Female 464
I`m scared for life D:
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Male 52
That jaw thing was brutal.
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Male 2,113
fight club pic!
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Male 3,296
geez that was succky
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Male 1,484
ow my eye, it has a nail in it, how did that get there
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Female 694
Stop complaining people. This has been said many a time, but IAB takes things from other sites and puts it on here so people who DON`T go to those sites can see it and be entertained. So shut up and don`t post if all your gunna do is complain. It`s very annoying.
As for the link.... Woah....
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Female 61
stop posting stuff from cracked.com.
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Female 1,264
SERIOUSLY JUST GO TO CRACKED. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
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Female 157
I think i`ve experienced #2.
An Invisible Nail in Your Eye (Cavernous Sinus Granulomatosis)
Not quite to that degree(i doubt it actually IS that)
but quite often i get this feeling like I have an eyelash in my eye, and I can`t get it out, and it hurts for the longest time. I flush my eye with water and try to pull my eye lashes away but it still will hurt
annoying for sure
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Male 7,933
^^^ Otherwise known as bitchtits
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Male 13


Scariest set of man boobs I`ve ever seen...
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Male 170
The bone one freaked me out. Reminds me of the disease on Fullmetal Alchemist that turned the people to stone. Now if you could figure out a way to control it.....I see potential armor in the making.
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Female 662
When I saw the man boobs picture I immediatally thought of Fight Club. Then scrolled down more and there it was. Haha.
I love Cracked.com
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Female 731
MOOBIES OMGZERZ!!!

Haha...that sounds awesome.

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Male 2,395
AAAHHH I`m scared of my body now. :(
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Female 4,225
Panda- I thought you were going to speak of daggers lol. I`m perverted. I hope you know what I mean by daggers and sheaths.
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Female 375
ewwwie gross
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Female 584
That horn thing is ick.
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Female 118
LMAO man boobs!
My boyfriend has a really small horn coming outta the top of one of his ears xD
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Female 133
They forgot one..vitiligo.. http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/phot...
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Male 953
If I had man-boobs I would play with them things all day long :)
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Female 4,225
^^Manboobs are a COMNDFITION???

Ahh, do I WANT to see the page? How bad is it doc?

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Male 379
hehe..man boobs.
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Male 5,970
i didnt kno that man-boobs was a condition, thought it was just like something from being a fat ass....
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Male 632
NOOO MY EYES!! AHHH MOOBIES
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Female 674
--- The condition is idiopathic, a term constructed from Greek roots idios and pathos to mean "a disease of its own kind". It`s a very fancy way of saying "We have no idea what is causing this ... are you certain there`s not a nail in there somewhere?" ---

That made me lol!

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Male 4,393
Man-Boobs hahahahaha lolololo :( but bad ....
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Male 1,365
The gross thing about the horns, they can be easily ripped off, but their hosts choose not to. I would have the exacto blades out and plenty of bandages.
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Male 435
My Manboobs Don`t Look That Nice :(
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Male 1,425
NOT MANBOOBS! NOOOO!! Hahahaha, Sucks to be the guy with the f**king horn growing out of his head. OR #1 =X
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Male 132
"the theoretical bounds of hate as defined by Mr. T confronted with jibba-jabba"<-- one of the few times i have actually laughed out loud from the internet
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Female 68
"If you`re a male diagnosed with a disorder with the prefix "gyn," you know it`s going to be a rough one."

nice phrasing. made me lol.

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Male 66
Gynaeomastia will not kill you, but will most certainly assassinate your self-confidence. On the upside, if you`ve got a bad case of acne, this will really take the attention off it.

Lol ^

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Female 2,220
"A Damned Horn Growing Out Of Your Head"

The phrasing made me laugh.

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Male 629
If `anyone` can get it, then can women get gynaecomastia?

:p

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Female 1,984
Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva or FOP - reminds me of "The Girl Who Turned to Stone" on the Health Discovery channel. You`re born with it and all bumps on the body from playing accidents result in the tissue turning into bone. So parents have to be EXTRA careful. In the end, it`s inevitable and essentially you live with a skeleton within a skeleton. Before your body is permanently in one position you can decide for it to be in the sitting position or standing. Then you`re just doomed to a life of frozen misery and people taking care of you until you die. :-(
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Male 1,455
Wow, I was just watching suicide pictures seconds ago...
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Male 592
I love cracked.com. Between them and IAB, I`m pretty much set for life.
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Male 8
Ugh thats creeptastic.
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Female 34
Link: 6 Gruesome Bodily Defects Anyone Can Get [Rate Link] - If your body really wanted to make your life miserable, here`s how it would do it.
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