10 Ways to Know if Your Child is a Hacker?

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Tech

I"m going out on a limb and say that Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew stains on the t-shirt would be number 11.
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Female 53
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Male 10,440
It was funny though. Good post.
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Male 10,440
Of course its a joke you fools, they even say its a joke... How slow can you get?
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Female 1,231
"...he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association."

XXDDDD That`s gotta be a joke...

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Male 468
|-( i am a hacker i have all of them
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Male 210
there`s a difference between being a hacker and a computer nerd...
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Male 96
leo i miss you!!!
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Male 1,053
old lol but
No suck thing as a hacker isp
ROFL Commet cursor & FLASH!! ROFL
Rofl linux is not illegal ROFL
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Male 55
Just so everyone knows, this is a joke.
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Female 496
I don`t know if it`s a joke or not. This is the sort of thing my father believes. My mother, on the other hand, just bought a kickass computer. Quad core xeon processor, dual 256MB video cards, support for up to 8gigs of ram, etc. =3
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Male 3
WTF... but I would not show it to my mother, you never know ;-)
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Male 239
The stuffed bear that my dog humps when he`s feeling frisky is smarter than some of you people.
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Male 1,540
That was great, the highlights being that Quake is a hacker`s virtual communicator, Flash (or the other two) are hacker programs, and that Lunix is illegal. Hell, the last part with Lunix is better than 9/11 being caused by the president. But something tells me this can`t be real, even if some people can be really dumb.
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Male 287
I Miss tech TV and all the great shows they had, Electric Playground, Judgement Day (my favorite), the older X-Play(where they just reviewed games and that was it), This one (The Screen Savers, kinda like a less crappy version of AOTS), plus many many more. May G4 burn in hell
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Male 779
Oh crap. I`m obviously a hacker. I had no idea!
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Male 2
funny
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Male 1,003
Whoa, whoa. Have I been mispronouncing Linux this whole time?
Illegal OS, LOLz!1!!
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Male 1,036
Tho guys were pretty funny. "Nooooooo this has to be a joke"
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Male 132
I do the occassional alternative computer uses, but I barely have any of those. I`m not sure if I want this to be a joke, or not. If it`s not, though, I hope whoever wrote that goes and gets themselves a Darwin Award.
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Male 1,148
XD my bro fits all of those descriptions!
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Male 219
^^^
I lol`d, if your son is struggling in academic sports, wtf rofl
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Female 1,566
Installing programs? Downloading files? Spending tons of time on the computer? New Hardware?

I do believe I very might well be a hacker. ):

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Male 592
This wasn`t written by a concerned parent. Nobody is that stupid, or are they?
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Male 592
oh, well I don`t use "Lunix" I use Linux, so I`m ok.
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Male 54
This is the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen in my life. "Has your child asked for new hardware?" Maybe he wants to upgrade his computer for better performance, I second the idea of it being a joke-site.
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Female 652
lol oh wow
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Male 2,160
hmmm...with exception of quake and the appearance crap it would seem i´m some super evil hacker maniac person...oh and no!
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Female 507
... I ask to change ISPs very often because my internet`s slow

... I install many programs

... I`ve been begging for a new video card

... I read about game hacks as cheats

... I spend seven hours on my PC on a typical school day

... I wear baggy pants

... but I`m a girl and I`m not a hacker :-D

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Female 106
"you`re such a nark" hee hee
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Male 23
People who believe stuff like this remind me how many people I`m plainly superior to.

I approve.

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Female 488
lol

^^ me too

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Male 42
Yeah, I`m clueless when it comes to hacking, so i don`t know what they got right or not, but some can get extremely annoying, especially the ones who are 8-12 (They normally ask other hackers to work for them >.>)
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Male 1,162
I miss TechTv dog.
Megans hot...
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Male 4,004
D00d
Comet Cursor and Gator is teh bomb...
F*cking spy-ware.
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Female 78
elHadji, don`t worry, it ís a joke. The article he`s reciting is from a satire website but those dumb twats apparently don`t realise...
Oh and this is like, 10 years old or something ;)
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Male 155
I so miss that show. It was my true knowledge of computers when at the time I didnt have high-speed and searching hrs on end for 1 item specs was a pain. Had all the ways to Mod legally/illegally computers/xbox. Also had what to do to make your comp better. Far beats anything g4 is showing now including xplay/aots/cops/cheaters is all they air so yea.. G4TV is teh suck. TechTV RULES!!
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Male 9,305
Maybe we should have a 5-day waiting period for access to the internet...
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Female 283
Oh man, I really hope that`s a joke... And those are ravers who dress like that xDD I`d have a hard time seeing a hacker dress that way, somehow.
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Male 472
ya this was old skool tv.

There is some truth about this though.

AMD was faster than intel before so it was eaiser to brute force.
Quick was popular and with the creations of mods, some mods could be doing stuff in the background that you are not aware of.
Adware or spyware is like an trojen stealing your information for other people.
Flash had tons of bugs and exploits that can let hackers to take over your comp.

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Female 2,672
oops...i betta clean up my desktop...
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Male 425
Lunix is for hackers!
AMD is for hackers!
Quake is for hackers!

XD

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Male 192
<3 lunux
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Male 486
wow yea because i have al of those, wait do i have an amd procesor? no i think i have intel wait isnt intel the processors or computer hax0rs tho? amd=hackers
intel=hax0rs
learn the difference save a life
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Female 379
I think the adequacy.org site is a joke site...seems like one to me, if you look at the stories. They have other things like "goths and vampirism- the final solution?" and such...
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Male 1,455
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. They may also be used to break into people`s stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

Seriously come on, this HAS to be a lame joke?

Please tell me it is...

Please...

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Female 854
That was just....plain sad.
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Male 2,076
lol

sad

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Male 78
bonzi buddy lol. Jesus this totally belongs in collegehumors parents just don`t get it bit.

frackin pitiful.

...Quake, jesus *sad face*

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Male 342
this is pretty old, the site is right here

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

still gives me a good chuckle when im feeling down though haha.

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Female 160
Comet Cursor and Flash... lol
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Female 695
................Heh.
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Male 167
"Has he asked for a processor from a company called AMD" I thought that was so funny, I don`t know if it was a joke or some guy who just seriously hated kids using computers, or a guy from intel, but I thought it was funny.

PS. Martin Sargent rules!

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Male 34
Oohh geez..... I really don`t know what to say to that.... aside from, of course, whoever made that has no brain.

And who the hell wants to use an AMD processor?

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Male 103
HAHA, well I got none of those on my list, not a hacker here.
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Male 602
lol, this comes from the same branch of people as the anti-videogame people.
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Male 20,917
Link: 10 Ways to Know if Your Child is a Hacker? [Rate Link] - I`m going out on a limb and say that Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew stains on the t-shirt would be number 11.
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