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Date: 04/29/08 11:02 PM

56 Responses to 10 Ways to Know if Your Child is a Hacker?

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    Link: 10 Ways to Know if Your Child is a Hacker? - I`m going out on a limb and say that Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew stains on the t-shirt would be number 11.
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    lol, this comes from the same branch of people as the anti-videogame people.
  3. Profile photo of VDragonV
    VDragonV Male 13-17
    103 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    HAHA, well I got none of those on my list, not a hacker here.
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    ledjj Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    Oohh geez..... I really don`t know what to say to that.... aside from, of course, whoever made that has no brain.

    And who the hell wants to use an AMD processor?

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    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    "Has he asked for a processor from a company called AMD" I thought that was so funny, I don`t know if it was a joke or some guy who just seriously hated kids using computers, or a guy from intel, but I thought it was funny.

    PS. Martin Sargent rules!

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    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:16 pm
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    oowusum Female 13-17
    160 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:16 pm
    Comet Cursor and Flash... lol
  8. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    this is pretty old, the site is right here

    still gives me a good chuckle when im feeling down though haha.

  9. Profile photo of GH4ND1
    GH4ND1 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    bonzi buddy lol. Jesus this totally belongs in collegehumors parents just don`t get it bit.

    frackin pitiful.

    ...Quake, jesus *sad face*

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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:29 pm


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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    That was just....plain sad.
  12. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. They may also be used to break into people`s stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

    Seriously come on, this HAS to be a lame joke?

    Please tell me it is...


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    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    I think the site is a joke site...seems like one to me, if you look at the stories. They have other things like "goths and vampirism- the final solution?" and such...
  14. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    wow yea because i have al of those, wait do i have an amd procesor? no i think i have intel wait isnt intel the processors or computer hax0rs tho? amd=hackers
    learn the difference save a life
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    bassstud09 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    <3 lunux
  16. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:14 am
    Lunix is for hackers!
    AMD is for hackers!
    Quake is for hackers!


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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:25 am
    oops...i betta clean up my desktop...
  18. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:40 am
    ya this was old skool tv.

    There is some truth about this though.

    AMD was faster than intel before so it was eaiser to brute force.
    Quick was popular and with the creations of mods, some mods could be doing stuff in the background that you are not aware of.
    Adware or spyware is like an trojen stealing your information for other people.
    Flash had tons of bugs and exploits that can let hackers to take over your comp.

  19. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:42 am
    Oh man, I really hope that`s a joke... And those are ravers who dress like that xDD I`d have a hard time seeing a hacker dress that way, somehow.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 1:36 am
    Maybe we should have a 5-day waiting period for access to the internet...
  21. Profile photo of Whitemn
    Whitemn Male 18-29
    155 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 2:18 am
    I so miss that show. It was my true knowledge of computers when at the time I didnt have high-speed and searching hrs on end for 1 item specs was a pain. Had all the ways to Mod legally/illegally computers/xbox. Also had what to do to make your comp better. Far beats anything g4 is showing now including xplay/aots/cops/cheaters is all they air so yea.. G4TV is teh suck. TechTV RULES!!
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    Shipduck Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 2:29 am
    elHadji, don`t worry, it ís a joke. The article he`s reciting is from a satire website but those dumb twats apparently don`t realise...
    Oh and this is like, 10 years old or something ;)
  23. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 2:38 am
    Comet Cursor and Gator is teh bomb...
    F*cking spy-ware.
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 2:53 am
    I miss TechTv dog.
    Megans hot...
  25. Profile photo of Siaba9
    Siaba9 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 3:45 am
    Yeah, I`m clueless when it comes to hacking, so i don`t know what they got right or not, but some can get extremely annoying, especially the ones who are 8-12 (They normally ask other hackers to work for them >.>)
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    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 4:27 am

    ^^ me too

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    etcfc Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 4:41 am
    People who believe stuff like this remind me how many people I`m plainly superior to.

    I approve.

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    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 5:03 am
    "you`re such a nark" hee hee
  29. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 5:10 am
    ... I ask to change ISPs very often because my internet`s slow

    ... I install many programs

    ... I`ve been begging for a new video card

    ... I read about game hacks as cheats

    ... I spend seven hours on my PC on a typical school day

    ... I wear baggy pants

    ... but I`m a girl and I`m not a hacker :-D

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 5:38 am
    hmmm...with exception of quake and the appearance crap it would seem i´m some super evil hacker maniac person...oh and no!
  31. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 6:13 am
    lol oh wow
  32. Profile photo of Helium101
    Helium101 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 6:34 am
    This is the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen in my life. "Has your child asked for new hardware?" Maybe he wants to upgrade his computer for better performance, I second the idea of it being a joke-site.
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    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 7:08 am
    oh, well I don`t use "Lunix" I use Linux, so I`m ok.
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    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 7:26 am
    This wasn`t written by a concerned parent. Nobody is that stupid, or are they?
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 7:54 am
    Installing programs? Downloading files? Spending tons of time on the computer? New Hardware?

    I do believe I very might well be a hacker. ):

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    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 8:21 am
    I lol`d, if your son is struggling in academic sports, wtf rofl
  37. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 8:21 am
    XD my bro fits all of those descriptions!
  38. Profile photo of MANAX99
    MANAX99 Male 70 & Over
    132 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 8:39 am
    I do the occassional alternative computer uses, but I barely have any of those. I`m not sure if I want this to be a joke, or not. If it`s not, though, I hope whoever wrote that goes and gets themselves a Darwin Award.
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 8:39 am
    Tho guys were pretty funny. "Nooooooo this has to be a joke"
  40. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Whoa, whoa. Have I been mispronouncing Linux this whole time?
    Illegal OS, LOLz!1!!
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    thare Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 9:13 am
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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Oh crap. I`m obviously a hacker. I had no idea!
  43. Profile photo of Xan238
    Xan238 Male 18-29
    287 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 10:13 am
    I Miss tech TV and all the great shows they had, Electric Playground, Judgement Day (my favorite), the older X-Play(where they just reviewed games and that was it), This one (The Screen Savers, kinda like a less crappy version of AOTS), plus many many more. May G4 burn in hell
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 10:43 am
    That was great, the highlights being that Quake is a hacker`s virtual communicator, Flash (or the other two) are hacker programs, and that Lunix is illegal. Hell, the last part with Lunix is better than 9/11 being caused by the president. But something tells me this can`t be real, even if some people can be really dumb.
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    ayull Male 18-29
    239 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 10:56 am
    The stuffed bear that my dog humps when he`s feeling frisky is smarter than some of you people.
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    zen_master Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 11:30 am
    WTF... but I would not show it to my mother, you never know ;-)
  47. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 11:32 am
    I don`t know if it`s a joke or not. This is the sort of thing my father believes. My mother, on the other hand, just bought a kickass computer. Quad core xeon processor, dual 256MB video cards, support for up to 8gigs of ram, etc. =3
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    mikewrichard Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Just so everyone knows, this is a joke.
  49. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    old lol but
    No suck thing as a hacker isp
    ROFL Commet cursor & FLASH!! ROFL
    Rofl linux is not illegal ROFL
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    koolwalla Male 18-29
    96 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    leo i miss you!!!
  51. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    there`s a difference between being a hacker and a computer nerd...
  52. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    April 30, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    |-( i am a hacker i have all of them
  53. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    "...he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association."

    XXDDDD That`s gotta be a joke...

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 5:56 am
    Of course its a joke you fools, they even say its a joke... How slow can you get?
  55. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 1, 2008 at 5:56 am
    It was funny though. Good post.
  56. Profile photo of Melancholies
    Melancholies Female 18-29
    53 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    Reminds me of Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

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