10 (Almost) Impossible Things to Do With Your Body

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/12/things-that-are-almost-impossible-to-do-with-your-body/#html

A semi-NSFW list of things that are impossible to do with your body, and the few mutants who can do ‘em. Amazing tricks!
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Male 165
I can fit my fist in my mouth/ raise 1 eyebrow/ twitch my nose/ and lick my elbow yay im a mutant freak.
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Female 505
I can only raise my right eyebrow. And I don`t understand exactly what gleeking is.
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Female 505
I can easily raise one eyebrow, make a smiley face with my tongue, and touch my chin with my tongue.
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Male 713
I am one that can lick my elbow
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Male 29
I told my buddy the bonus`, then told him it was impossible to use his middle and ring fingers to straighten his eyebrows. When the idiot put his hand up to try it, I smacked it as hard as I could.
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Female 175
i can do all the tongue tricks
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Female 785
I can do a few of these, along with a few that aren`t listed. I am rather double jointed, if I took Yoga or some other contortionist sport I bet I could do a lot of freaky stuff.
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Female 330
omg. I can gleek.
lol, I feel incredibly special now.
Not as well as the guy it the picture, but still.
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Female 85
I CAN GLEEK.
I seriously didn`t think there was an actual word for it XD.
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Male 591
its funny on how rare these are supposedly, that many people here are able to do many of them..lol
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Male 483
Scratch that ^ I just can`t do 1
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Male 483
I just cant do 1 or 9
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Male 358
<-- happens to be 1 of the 3.
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Male 4,393
i know person Put Your Fist in Your Mouth... :P
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Male 2,781
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT...
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Male 1,244
I can raise one eyebrow, gleek, twitch my nose, wiggle my ears, and do strange tongue tricks (thats right ladies)
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Female 1,412
I thought everyone could do the eyebrow one? Annnd, I couldnt do anymore I dont think, but I can touch my septum (bottom of the nose bit) and fit my old phone in my mouth :]
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Female 132
I can do the tounge thing (all of them, even the smiley face) , the paralyzed finger thing, I can almost lift my eyebrow, and I can fit my fist in my mouth!
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Female 243
I CAN LICK MY ELBOW TOO!
Ha ha.
I figured that out last year.
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Female 164
10. Check
9. No
8. Eww, wouldn`t want to. I have a friend that can, though.
7. No
6. No
5. Yes, to both chin and nose
4. Yes, and I never realized half of these were considered hard...
3. No
2. Yes
1. I lack the anatomy, but have the flexibility to do it, I`d imagine.

Bonus: I can do the number six/clockwise circles thing.
Super-bonus: I can twist my leg around and hold my foot in place with the ribcage. I`ve never met anybody else that can do this (nor anybody who`s tried, for that matter... It`s pretty useless, and a little bit painful.)

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Female 2,672
i can do ibrow piss easy
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Male 27
here i go:
10) my freind can raise one eyebrow
9) Nope
8) Nope, I Know how but i just can`t
7) Nope
6) Nope
5) My sister can do this
4) Can do it
3) Only when i stop the sneese from comming out my nose
2) Only on the souls of my feet
1) Nope, you know it says only for boys couldn`t girls try at least lickin their vagina.
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Male 296
Anything that can happen, has happened.
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Male 61
ive always wanted to do the eyebrow thing but cant!, its damn annoying. im always trying to do it but end up lookin like somone whos been hit in the face by a shovel...
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Female 30
even the nose twitching is easy xD ^^
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Female 30
I can raise one eyebrow xD
I can wriggle my ears, move my scalp, do the wave with my abs & I can twist my thumb outwards 90degrees xD

The tongue tricks are easy =]

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Female 1,984
"I can raise my left eyebrow, but not my right D:"

I`m the other way around.

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Female 1,984
"We all have a ticklish spot or two, which are never a secret from the ones we love. Gentle tickling is fun - so one can be tempted to "auto-tickle" to amuse oneself. But alas, you can’t tickle yourself, and scientists actually know why."

That`s a lie. Roughly 85% (yes, truly) of my body is extremely ticklish. (My boyfriend goes through a lot of torment finding a place to put his hands on me.)

I have always been able to tickle myself. Only in certain areas, but I can.

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Male 1,225
I can do several things on this list and bend my fingers/toes back to the top of my hand/feet.
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Female 731
I can raise one eyebrow, and I bet I can sneeze with my eyes open, but that`s probably it. :-D
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Male 686
AND I can oscilate my eyeballs, Yoma4
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Male 686
I can do 10: lift one eyebrow, 7:twitch your nose, 6: wiggle your ears, and 3: sneeze with your eyes open (I only did it once, but all that happened was they watered up) and I can do the 6 thing with my hand and foot
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Female 488
kinda builds you up (:
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Female 488
i can move each of my eyebrows seperately^^

very proud skill (:

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Female 71
i can gleek because i used to hae a violent lisp when i was younger , thankfully my mum sat me down and taught me to speak properly , ( NO ONE cold understand me but my mm, she ended up haing a job in school and needing to translate what i said ) urm ... yeah my lisp i think is what caused it u kno , but LOL i cant say few words , lisp is one of them =D
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Female 71
Things I can Do in this List:

raise one eyebrow (actually i can raise each one by themselves , took a while to figure it out though)

Gleeking ( rarely and when unwanted xD pmsl)

Wiggle ears (yup)

strange tounge tricks ( I CAN DO MILLIONS!!!)

number six and leg one

OMG I CAN PT ENTIRE FIST IN MY MOUTH !!! SO COOL!

that is bout it =D

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Female 831
i can raise my right eyebrow. Hhow the drat do you guys raise your left eyebrow!?

also, i think if I could do all those tongue tricks, i would be able to keep myself awake during chemistry lecture

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Female 486
Can anyone else oscillate their eyeballs? Like quiver them?
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Female 486
I can sort of raise one eyebrow, sometimes gleek, I`ve always been able to twitch my nose and wiggle my ears, I can do the leg clockwise and finger 6 thing, and I can sort of tickle myself. ;D I can`t do much with my tongue though!
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Male 282
I can do it all, except #5 and the bonus ones. I can, but don`t, do #1. And are you gay if you like to do that?

And I agree with you, Batmanners. She`s hot.

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Male 41
i can gleek accidentaly sometimes
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Female 223
I Can actually do most things on that list..

I can raise my right eyebrow just as easily as anything, wiggle my ears, touch either my nose or my chin with my tongue no sweat, do any of the tongue trickes shows (except for the smiley I think though i`ll have to check)..
also I can do that finger thing. the 6 thing I haven`t tried.

what I really want though is to twitch my nose!! take the tongue away and eberything, I just wanna twitch my nose!!

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Male 1,182
i can raise both eyebrows independently and do eyebrow push ups im quite skilled with my eyebrows
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Male 944
i can do the first one...easy
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Female 81
"1. Start by keeping one eyebrow down with one hand and holding one up with the other. Keep practicing this in the mirror so you can
detect the correct muscle movement to obtain one eyebrow up."

Dude, that`s TOTALLY how I learned to do it.

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Female 5
i can gleek- im the only person i know who can. It really seems to creep everyone out though.
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Male 4,004
The red head with the tongue...
I want one.
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Male 888
i can wiggle my nose and ears!
:D
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Male 169
I can do: 10, 6, 4 ( just fold it in half ), 3 and bonus 2 (sort of) and 3.

aren`t I special?!

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Female 486
I can lick my elbow easily and I can touch my nose with my tongue. I can also raise one eyebrow, but I don`t know how I do it. I can`t make it happen, it just does.
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Female 339
LOL horn..
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Male 486
i can do the leg and drawing 6 or 8 things easy and i can lift my one or other eyebrow no problem my whole life didnt think it was something special
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Male 550
Wow, everyone in IAB seems to be somewhat super-human. The only thing I can do are tickling myself and sneeze with open eyes. I can also `snap` my thumb by itself repeatedly, but that`s not in the list. Oh wells...
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Male 901
Oh come on. EVERYONE can raise one eyebrow. Only the right one though :p
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Male 157
i can do a few of those....
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Male 2,113
I can raise one eyebrow
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Male 7,933
I didnt see the tongue thing. Its late ill see it tomorrow. I have been lifting an eyebrow since i first saw the rock. I can only do it with my right. The trick is to keep doing it over and over.

And Kasey, I doubt you can pull your fingers as back as mine. I can make them parallel to my fore arm

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Female 650
O_o how fun.....

oh and i drive by that kissmobile like every day, it doesnt get much use lately only parades and crap haha

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Male 148
I can do
10,8,7,6, some of 4,3, 2, and not going to try 1.

As for 2 I can tickle myself on my Armpit, and neck, AND my teeth. Yup I have ticklish teeth :)( only with a toothbrush though)

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Male 891
i had a girlfriend a while back that could do the wave thing.

best. girlfriend. ever.

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Male 1,766
so how many can do number 1
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Female 221
Oh wait, I can`t do the happy face tongue. That was pretty sweet.
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Female 221
I can do all of those tongue tricks, lick my elbow, gleek (though it happens at random times, not on command). I can`t to the ring finger thing, but I can bend my fingers freakishly far back, as well as turn my feet backwards and do a pretty decent backbend (and all sorts of weird poses). I have too much elastin in my joints, so they are all more stretchy than they are supposed to be (which is way fun). If I had a horn, I could toot it myself. I could probably lick myself, but I honestly do not want to actually try... O_o I can do the 6 thing and I can almost get my fist in my mouth.

Yup yup.

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Male 1,036
Ahh Haa haa. The happy face tongue. Haa haa awesome. I get cramnp in the tongue just thinking about trying it!
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Male 10,440
anderclown > I was just playing oblivion. Nice game.
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Male 1,023
i know someone who can lick their elbow.

another thing, i can do the rotating leg and 6 thing. i don`t get the big deal.

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Male 577
i can raise an (1) eyebrow very easily
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Male 713
I can lick my elbow. as if you care.
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Female 233
That was interesting. I can`t do any of them. lol
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Female 6
I can touch my tongue to my nose, but only if I push down the tip of my nose a little. I can do a couple of the tongue tricks (rolled, "bathtub", clover). I can also sneeze with my eyes open, without holding them open. I always laughed at people who said it`s impossible. I can also tickle myself, especially on the bottom of my foot. Makes it tough when I have an itch there!
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Female 562
How can you not be able to lick your nose? i thought everyone could do that....
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Female 451
wow i can do most of these :)
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Female 341
i for a fact can raise one eyebrow, wiggle my ears, touch both my nose and my chin with my tongue, fit my fist in my mouth, and tickle myself. I cannot, however, lick my elbow... Or toot my own horn, seeing as I don`t have one...
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Male 425
I can raise both eyebrows and do most tongue things...
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Female 183
I can only raise one eyebrow, and not both. One goes up before the other, and it just looks goofy. I fail.
At least I`ll only get wrinkles on one side of my forehead.
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Male 86
I lift my right eyebrow, I can do the tounge things, and I can lift my fingers.

Wow, with this link I actually CAN do something!

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Male 747
When I raise one eyebrow for a while, it doesn`t go back down...
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Male 210
oh right, and I can`t stick my fist in my mouth
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Male 210
I can do all of these except for tickling myself and "tooting my own horn" (damn, that`s the most useful one)
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Male 602
Wow, everyone here lifts thier left eye brow. I lift my right one *does it now to glare*
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Male 10,440
Here goes:

10. Pretty sure I can do this, I haven`t checked in a mirror yet.
9. Can`t do it
8. Ive always known how to do this, Ive never told anyone cause its just a weird thing to know how to do.
7. I don`t know what they mean by this one
6. Recently learned how to do this, its not hard at all, just find the muscle groups once and you`ll never forget how to do it.
5. Can`t do it, my tounge is too short
4. Can only do a few of these, not all
3. Ive never tried this, I don`t think I will. When mythbusters did it, then its settled.
2. Can`t do it
1. Can only do it when upside down on a bed, and can only reach the end of my tube even then.
Bonus. I can lift it about 5mm off the table, way less than the other fingers.

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Female 69
I can lift my ring finger, for the most part, and lick my elbow. I always love the surveys that say it`s impossible to lick your elbow.
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Male 332
I can penetrate myself...
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Female 662
I can raise both eyebrowns individually, makes those weird things with my tongue, touch my nose with my tongue, and fit my fist in my mouth as far as I know.
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Female 71
I can raise both my eyebrows individually, and wiggle my ears.
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Female 81
I can raise my left eyebrow, but believe it our not I taught myself how to do it when I was younger. I just manually did it until I was able to identify what muscles I was using and start controlling them. It took about a year to do it high enough, though.

I can also touch my tongue to my nose and chin, but I thought everyone could do that.

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Female 252
I can actually raise the ring finger but thats probably because I stretched the tendons in my childhood doing the spock hand sign
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Male 3,301
Now I know what "gleeking" is.
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Female 377
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It`s really not that hard to raise one eyebrow.
I can do the wave with mine.:D
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Female 857
I can lift my eyebrow, and do the six and the eight thing will moving my foot/leg.
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Male 2,720
i could watch tongues all night.
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Male 184
kay. so I can definately raise one eyebrow.
And I gleek uncontrolably.
I`ll be talkng and then
BOOM!!
It`s crazy.
I don`t think it`s ever as much as that guy in the piture though.
Haha
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Male 1,014
Anybody else find those two "cool tongue" girls incredibly attractive? I wonder why that would be....
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Male 506
amusing..
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Male 1,629
i can do them all cept gleeking
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Male 480
i can do almost all of the things in that list, except for toot my own horn and tickle myself
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Male 908
I can raise my left eyebrow up to the skyyyy
...Do the tongue tricks just not the smiley face...
and I believe that is about it...
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Male 97
I can raise my left eyebrow, but not my right D:

BUT I CAN TOOT MY OWN HORN *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE POKE POKE*..... not really

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Female 646
Jeeeez
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Male 20,109
Link: 10 (Almost) Impossible Things to Do With Your Body [Rate Link] - A semi-NSFW list of things that are impossible to do with your body, and the few mutants who can do ‘em. Amazing tricks!
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