You Ain`t Got No Testicles

Submitted by: GummyWurmz 9 years ago in Funny
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A 10-year-old future delinquent raps about having no genitalia. I hear this is how Eminem got his start.
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Male 1,244
I died a little...
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Male 150
He`s trying to immitate lose control by Missy Elliot and Ciara. I want to knock him out.
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Female 40
uber faggot.
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Male 37
i`m pretty sure i know that kid...no joke
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Male 230
Stop posting useless crap like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 233
lmao! Now I`m singing this song. Darn you wannabe rapper!!!
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Male 30
this is why i hate 10 year olds with overactive imaginations and the "chav influence" as i call it. I agree with SunSparkles, dope him up on ritalin and get a gag
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Female 375
that was terrible. i only got 20 seconds in. what was that kid thinking? lol
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Male 3,296
kill him fast.... wait slow and painful
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Male 1,244
This is why I will never have kids
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Female 1,211
Of course I don`t have testicles. I`m a woman, jeez.
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Male 138
I could only take like... 5 seconds. Anyone want to try and beat me.
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Female 85
I`m scared.
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Female 2,074

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Female 2,074
OMG I`ve been rickrolled!


HAHAHA! too awesome!

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Female 2,074
Cyanide...anyone?

Or maybe some death caps (nasty, nasty shrooms) in the next spaghetti dish?

Something to eliminate this from.... *shudders* ....breeding....

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Female 652
okay okay so I dont have any testicles... don`t have to make a song about it jeez
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Male 26
I will honestly say that what i just saw was ten tomes better than anything i have heard from Soulja Boy......give him a cheep, repetitive beat and he`ll go multi platinum
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Male 134
"Here`s Eminem`s song that this kids is trying to copy. (NSFW lyrics)"

Feck... I just got Rick Roll`d.
Curse you and your future/current spawn, ttsec!
x_X

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Female 469
Can we get the Soulja Boy-hating kid to throw a rock at him too? :P
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Female 694
Uuuuhhh.... Why did I watch the whole thing?...
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Male 666
Here`s Eminem`s song that this kids is trying to copy. (NSFW lyrics)
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Male 178
Perfect example of why rap music is poo!!

"Ain`t got no" is a double negative, meaning this kid is saying "You`ve got testicles!"

What a douche.

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Male 666
Well, I`m glad his sister doesn`t have any testicles.
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Male 425
This is retarded. Watched 10 seconds. Utter crap. Hate kids like that.

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Male 237
Right now some mother is regretting missing her dose of the pill...
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Male 1,152
what a homo
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Male 28
take this kid out back and shoot him, pls
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Male 438
This kid stole my groove y`all
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Male 1,263
um........................kay then
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Male 991
Yea, couldn`t watch the whole thing.
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Male 33
god!
bitch got talent!
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Female 127
I thought the part where his sister tries to steal his spotlight funny.
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Male 29
lolll, "how do i stop?"
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Male 580
Oh mai. I`m disturbed deeply.
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Female 272
Hahahaha, I was laughing the entire time the vid was loading. I couldn`t wait...

I wanna know who spiked that kid`s Nesquick at breakfast...

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Male 7,933
" "since he says he likes rap he decides to make a song."
He was `parodying` a (I think) Missy Elliot song. The main sample is "Music makes you lose control, music makes you lose control" "

If he was he failed miserably... miserably

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Male 7,933
^^
I figured a cup of STFU will be suffice
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Male 253
"since he says he likes rap he decides to make a song."

He was `parodying` a (I think) Missy Elliot song. The main sample is "Music makes you lose control, music makes you lose control"

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Male 10
i prescribe 25 milligrams of chilthafudgeoutkid now
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Female 960
AHAHAHA.

oh god.

-dead-

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Male 7,933
Here is my analysis. First off he comes from a suburban northern city with afro-american influence. Detroit maybe? He says to all his friends that he like rap but he seems more like a Linkin Park type of person. In school he heard someone listening to old school Miami Bass, Uncle Luke and the 2 Live Crew. He likes the fast paced beat and since he says he likes rap he decides to make a song. Having no artistic ability or life experience he decides to "rap" (and I use that loosely) about the one thing he knows, not having any testicles, or a dick (he said it, not me). He talks about making out (w.o testicles) but he never had and never will have a girlfriend. In the future he knocks someone up (HEADLINE: "Oregon Man Is Pregnant") and he still wont have testicles.

And sadly, this is how Eminem got started.

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Female 2,196
ummmm....
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Female 662
I couldn`t even watch all of it.
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Female 112
wowwww...that was...interesting...no, it was just plain sad
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Male 2,113
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Female 91
who`s filming him? his sister?
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Male 490
Wow... that was cringe-worthy.
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Male 92
*puts hands down my pants*
On contrary belief, I do have testicles. Sorry Kid. *keeps hands down my pants ... fap fap fap*
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Female 40
what a retarded kid he needs a life
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Male 3,301
Send this kid to one of those Scared Straight prison camps real quick.
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Male 326
Critically massive load of epic fail... I stopped about 10 seconds in. Come to think about it, I don`t even know why I clicked the link in the first place... We all make mistakes, I guess... Shame on you, IAB
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Female 1,492
MASSIVE FAIL!!!
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Male 686
Stopped 2 seconds in. NOT FUNNY
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Male 156
why is this on here? it`s not funny.
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Male 84
4 words STFU
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Female 360
lol.. I dunno.. When I was a kid we used to make funny tape recordings like this.. This is just the same thing, with more advanced technology.. lol
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Male 1,556
Wowzers that was the worst just the *grabs nose bridge and closes eyes* poo!
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Female 920
WTF?!?!?!
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Female 102
I...
what do i even SAY after watching this?!
Lol. -_-
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Female 184
isnt this the same kid that got caught by his mom singing britney spears?? i guess he got the memo that he was a total fag and decided to toughen up by rapping about the manliest thing he could think of--testicles.
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Female 414
what a retard :P
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Female 87
Ritalin for this kid....STAT!!
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Female 192
That was... painful...
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Female 1,412
Link: You Ain`t Got No Testicles [Rate Link] - A 10-year-old future delinquent raps about having no genitalia. I hear this is how Eminem got his start.
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