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Date: 03/26/08 06:10 PM

65 Responses to You Ain`t Got No Testicles

  1. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    Link: You Ain`t Got No Testicles - A 10-year-old future delinquent raps about having no genitalia. I hear this is how Eminem got his start.
  2. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
    192 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    That was... painful...
  3. Profile photo of SunSparkles
    SunSparkles Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    Ritalin for this kid....STAT!!
  4. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    what a retard :P
  5. Profile photo of MNJ_gudluv
    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    isnt this the same kid that got caught by his mom singing britney spears?? i guess he got the memo that he was a total fag and decided to toughen up by rapping about the manliest thing he could think of--testicles.
  6. Profile photo of Hitaki
    Hitaki Female 13-17
    103 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    I...
    what do i even SAY after watching this?!
    Lol. -_-
  7. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    WTF?!?!?!
  8. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    Wowzers that was the worst just the *grabs nose bridge and closes eyes* poo!
  9. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    lol.. I dunno.. When I was a kid we used to make funny tape recordings like this.. This is just the same thing, with more advanced technology.. lol
  10. Profile photo of iamthehair
    iamthehair Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    4 words STFU
  11. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    why is this on here? it`s not funny.
  12. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Stopped 2 seconds in. NOT FUNNY
  13. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    MASSIVE FAIL!!!
  14. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Critically massive load of epic fail... I stopped about 10 seconds in. Come to think about it, I don`t even know why I clicked the link in the first place... We all make mistakes, I guess... Shame on you, IAB
  15. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    Send this kid to one of those Scared Straight prison camps real quick.
  16. Profile photo of bandnerd32
    bandnerd32 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    what a retarded kid he needs a life
  17. Profile photo of ProSlacker
    ProSlacker Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    *puts hands down my pants*
    On contrary belief, I do have testicles. Sorry Kid. *keeps hands down my pants ... fap fap fap*
  18. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    Wow... that was cringe-worthy.
  19. Profile photo of SoapeyLOV
    SoapeyLOV Female 13-17
    91 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    who`s filming him? his sister?
  20. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
  21. Profile photo of mandapanda28
    mandapanda28 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    wowwww...that was...interesting...no, it was just plain sad
  22. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    I couldn`t even watch all of it.
  23. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    ummmm....
  24. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    Here is my analysis. First off he comes from a suburban northern city with afro-american influence. Detroit maybe? He says to all his friends that he like rap but he seems more like a Linkin Park type of person. In school he heard someone listening to old school Miami Bass, Uncle Luke and the 2 Live Crew. He likes the fast paced beat and since he says he likes rap he decides to make a song. Having no artistic ability or life experience he decides to "rap" (and I use that loosely) about the one thing he knows, not having any testicles, or a dick (he said it, not me). He talks about making out (w.o testicles) but he never had and never will have a girlfriend. In the future he knocks someone up (HEADLINE: "Oregon Man Is Pregnant") and he still wont have testicles.

    And sadly, this is how Eminem got started.

  25. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    AHAHAHA.

    oh god.

    -dead-

  26. Profile photo of medik
    medik Male 13-17
    10 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    i prescribe 25 milligrams of chilthafudgeoutkid now
  27. Profile photo of docwatson
    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    "since he says he likes rap he decides to make a song."

    He was `parodying` a (I think) Missy Elliot song. The main sample is "Music makes you lose control, music makes you lose control"

  28. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    ^^
    I figured a cup of STFU will be suffice
  29. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    " "since he says he likes rap he decides to make a song."
    He was `parodying` a (I think) Missy Elliot song. The main sample is "Music makes you lose control, music makes you lose control" "

    If he was he failed miserably... miserably

  30. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    Hahahaha, I was laughing the entire time the vid was loading. I couldn`t wait...

    I wanna know who spiked that kid`s Nesquick at breakfast...

  31. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    Oh mai. I`m disturbed deeply.
  32. Profile photo of kenny4me93
    kenny4me93 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    lolll, "how do i stop?"
  33. Profile photo of tvc15db
    tvc15db Female 30-39
    127 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    I thought the part where his sister tries to steal his spotlight funny.
  34. Profile photo of comodinzero
    comodinzero Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    god!
    bitch got talent!
  35. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    Yea, couldn`t watch the whole thing.
  36. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    um........................kay then
  37. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    This kid stole my groove y`all
  38. Profile photo of weeman1212
    weeman1212 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    take this kid out back and shoot him, pls
  39. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    what a homo
  40. Profile photo of TheBLB
    TheBLB Male 18-29
    237 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    Right now some mother is regretting missing her dose of the pill...
  41. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    This is retarded. Watched 10 seconds. Utter crap. Hate kids like that.

    1

  42. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Well, I`m glad his sister doesn`t have any testicles.
  43. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 11:51 pm
    Perfect example of why rap music is poo!!

    "Ain`t got no" is a double negative, meaning this kid is saying "You`ve got testicles!"

    What a douche.

  44. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 26, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    Here`s Eminem`s song that this kids is trying to copy. (NSFW lyrics)
  45. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 12:21 am
    Uuuuhhh.... Why did I watch the whole thing?...
  46. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 12:52 am
    Can we get the Soulja Boy-hating kid to throw a rock at him too? :P
  47. Profile photo of Kairobi
    Kairobi Male 13-17
    134 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:09 am
    "Here`s Eminem`s song that this kids is trying to copy. (NSFW lyrics)"

    Feck... I just got Rick Roll`d.
    Curse you and your future/current spawn, ttsec!
    x_X

  48. Profile photo of m-mac
    m-mac Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 2:45 am
    I will honestly say that what i just saw was ten tomes better than anything i have heard from Soulja Boy......give him a cheep, repetitive beat and he`ll go multi platinum
  49. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 6:26 am
    okay okay so I dont have any testicles... don`t have to make a song about it jeez
  50. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 7:19 am
    Cyanide...anyone?

    Or maybe some death caps (nasty, nasty shrooms) in the next spaghetti dish?

    Something to eliminate this from.... *shudders* ....breeding....

  51. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 7:22 am
    OMG I`ve been rickrolled!


    HAHAHA! too awesome!

  52. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 7:25 am

  53. Profile photo of miss_cky
    miss_cky Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 10:01 am
    I`m scared.
  54. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 10:03 am
    I could only take like... 5 seconds. Anyone want to try and beat me.
  55. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:16 am
    Of course I don`t have testicles. I`m a woman, jeez.
  56. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 11:23 am
    This is why I will never have kids
  57. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    kill him fast.... wait slow and painful
  58. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    that was terrible. i only got 20 seconds in. what was that kid thinking? lol
  59. Profile photo of Pyrophyte
    Pyrophyte Male 13-17
    30 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    this is why i hate 10 year olds with overactive imaginations and the "chav influence" as i call it. I agree with SunSparkles, dope him up on ritalin and get a gag
  60. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    March 27, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    lmao! Now I`m singing this song. Darn you wannabe rapper!!!
  61. Profile photo of dougsimpson
    dougsimpson Male 18-29
    230 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    Stop posting useless crap like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  62. Profile photo of zabdalla1988
    zabdalla1988 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    i`m pretty sure i know that kid...no joke
  63. Profile photo of ChelseyXCunt
    ChelseyXCunt Female 13-17
    40 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 3:51 am
    uber faggot.
  64. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    He`s trying to immitate lose control by Missy Elliot and Ciara. I want to knock him out.
  65. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    I died a little...

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