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Date: 03/21/08 04:30 PM

78 Responses to Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident

  1. Profile photo of fabulous001
    fabulous001 Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    Link: Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident - The $200k suit claims a man masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight and the flight crew ignored her.
  2. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    nasty man.

    CRAZZEH HANDS!

  3. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    but i think it`s a repost... and omg i got first for the first time EVER!!!!

    YAYAYAY!

  4. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    She should have gave the man an extra helping hand instead.
  5. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    That guy is gross. I`m happy he got arrested!

    She waited a whole year to sue them though. But I think it`s a good thing she did sue them!

  6. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    I think she`s just mad she wasn`t invited.
  7. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    XD "IT`S IN MY HAIR!"

    Ohhh that poor girl.

  8. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    funny....and kinda ickky.
  9. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    ok then, this was a total mood changer. O.O
  10. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Ew...`m wearing a shower cap on planes from now on...
  11. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    ^^ "IT`S IN MY HAIR!"

    Silver Showers!

  12. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    thats pertty icky i must say
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    "When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."
    Not the best thing to wake up to.
  14. Profile photo of Cynic8387
    Cynic8387 Male 18-29
    170 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    Wow, creepy. You`d think the flight attendants would have noticed and stopped the guy. At least before the "substance" ended up in her hair. I think the attendants should be tied down and random homeless guys would be allowed to masturbate right next to them.
  15. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Maybe she received the infamous pearl necklace.
  16. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    "I think the attendants should be tied down and random homeless guys would be allowed to masturbate right next to them."

    Back away from the internet porn, buddy. It`s starting to warp your brain.

  17. Profile photo of foxynew
    foxynew Female 18-29
    123 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    pretty
  18. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    i feel bad for her but that is a funny story
  19. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    that is disgusting!
  20. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    Lol, I`m not suprised, It`s been pretty much established that airline service is sh*t.
  21. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    haha, houston is a trip
  22. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    She wishes..
  23. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    That guy had balls.

    =D

  24. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    "Kay62442:Ew...`m wearing a shower cap on planes from now on..."

    That would look like some sort of invitation for some individual to do exactly what the man did.

  25. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    i hard about that on the TV last night
  26. Profile photo of theBSR
    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    For the record, I barely shot any in her hair....just curious as to why she didn`t mention any funny taste in her mouth.
  27. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I bet it was one of the IAB staff nerd.
  28. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    lol@ the BSR!
  29. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    What i thiink happened was he was itching a scratch, and someone spilled their mayonnaise on her head by mistake, it was all a misunderstanding!
  30. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Wait, that was stupid! Airlines dont give you mayonnaisse!
  31. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Men have needs but why cant you hold it in? In public too...
  32. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    oh nasty! dude needs to jerk his gherkin before getting on the plane.
  33. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    Why on earth didn`t they move him, like lock him in a bathroom or something.
    The more I learn about the male of the species the more I understand why God created women to try to keep them out of trouble. This guys mother should have taught him a little bit about self control. I would have "whacked his peepee"
  34. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Evangelical Christianity, inane suggestions, parenting advice, and ridiculous euphemisms, all in once post. Way to go, Laura.
  35. Profile photo of Triplekia
    Triplekia Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    ah, reminds me of Japanese Sharking video
  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 21, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    What kind of world is it when a man can`t masturbate in the privacy of his airline seat? Geez.
  37. Profile photo of cybercow
    cybercow Male 30-39
    106 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    The story does sound fishy.

    Is there a photo of her anywhere? I`d like to test out this story for myself...

  38. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    "Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action."

    What exactly is appropriate in those cases? Doubt it`s in the flight attendant`s manual...

  39. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    what`s the world come to when a man can`t masturbate on a plane in peace?
  40. Profile photo of DragonWinter
    DragonWinter Female 13-17
    118 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    why am I so horny???
  41. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Gross how could the flight attendants not have noticed, he wasnt even in his seat
  42. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    Hmm. Is there a word in the English language to describe the absolute filthiness of having a complete stranger`s bodily fluids in one`s hair?
  43. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    Wow, talk about a bad trip, you get spunked on the plane while you sleep and worse yet, your destination is Houston, that`s some bad Karma.
  44. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    The name of the game is, "What`s that Foreign Substance in my Hair?"
  45. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    he should be banned from the company`s future flights for cheating his way into the mile high club.
  46. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    ZOMG!!! if that happened to me, i would drating smash his face in right there maybe even stomp his d!ck into a pulp... but luckily im a dude and that wouldn`t happen... I hope? *shivers*
  47. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    don`t forget one of the best bad sentences i`ve ever seen, and that includes bulwer-lytton

    "Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep."

    and now i`m *that* guy-

  48. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 12:22 am
    It said the flight crew claimed that they took the appropriate action...

    So the appropriate action is to do nothing O.o?`

    Eh
    anyway, thats pretty disgusting

  49. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 12:41 am
    Nasty, not funny at all! He was arrested, guilty right there, or he wouldn`t have been. Hope she wins, air crew did not remove him from unassigned seat, so they are liable for her being put in a situation that was avoidable. Funny to some of you??
    Ever hear of Aides? (I don`t care what the medical people say,how it`s transferred!!!They don`t know everything about it!!!!) I`d have sued for a hell of a lot more then that!!!!! Disgusting!!!!
  50. Profile photo of Cynic8387
    Cynic8387 Male 18-29
    170 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 1:16 am
    "I think the attendants should be tied down and random homeless guys would be allowed to masturbate right next to them."
    Back away from the internet porn, buddy. It`s starting to warp your brain.

    I don`t thnk my brain is warped, I just think anyone who notices and doesn`t stop these actions should have to endure the same thing happening to them.

    catbarf, I agree with you completely about Lauras post.

  51. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 1:18 am
    what were the attendents gonna do pull the man outta the seat? they can only just arrest them when theres a touch down, otherwise the man would have filed suit against them instead for abusing him.
  52. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 1:46 am
    At least he got to finish. He should have just wrapped it up when he was done.
  53. Profile photo of CoffeeTalk
    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 2:55 am
    I guess he wanted to join the mile-high club with...or without her!
  54. Profile photo of Missterilady
    Missterilady Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 3:19 am
    If he`d done that to me I`d have thrown up in the sick-bag & poured the contents onto his head...
  55. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 5:02 am
    Now thats what i call a sticky situation :-D

    Ok.. sorry..

  56. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 6:41 am
    That`s incredibly gross.
  57. Profile photo of awesomeloser
    awesomeloser Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 7:30 am
    TJAW=win :P
  58. Profile photo of HardRox
    HardRox Male 40-49
    81 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 7:44 am
    Sooooo what exactly turned him on? Had they been screening porn as the in-flight movies, perhaps?
  59. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 8:52 am
    Rofl, funny story, but poor woman.
    I wonder how many times she washed her hair.
  60. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 8:59 am
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

    Ahem...

    Can I get a napkin in 29C?
    I awoke with a load of spooge on me!
    There`s a man in the seat
    and he`s beating his meat!

    Can I get a napkin please!

  61. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 9:10 am
    xD
    It was in her hair!!!
    LoloLoLoLolOlL!!1!!1!!!
  62. Profile photo of bob2083
    bob2083 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 9:40 am
    i cant help it but i had to laugh, that`s really sick though. i see that kinda close to rape? its basically a sexual act without her consent
  63. Profile photo of yankee15
    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 9:50 am
    So why was he still jackin` it if he already nutted in her hair? She`s lying.

    Was she sitting next to Peter North by any chance?

  64. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 10:14 am
    grossssssssssssssss!
  65. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    EEEWWWWWWWW!
    How unsanitary.
  66. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    That is mega gross. Like how did it get in her hair? ewwww
  67. Profile photo of st_jimmy24
    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    if i was her i would have reached over and punched him in the rooster
  68. Profile photo of st_jimmy24
    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    lol rooster? i typed in c o c k
  69. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    That is incredibly disgusting. And LOL to Myxgyglplx. Hahahahaha...that was perfect.
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    witchawitcha Female 13-17
    347 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    at first it was kinda WTF now then it was EWW now its HAHA
  71. Profile photo of FallenHero
    FallenHero Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    Silly pervert, bathrooms are for masturbators!
  72. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
    177 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Hehe, exhibbitiionism.
  73. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Catbarf said: "Evangelical Christianity, inane suggestions, parenting advice, and ridiculous euphemisms, all in once post. Way to go, Laura." <---lol

    Quick_Sand said: Ever hear of Aides? (I don`t care what the medical people say,how it`s transferred!!!They don`t know everything about it!!!!) I`d have sued for a hell of a lot more then that!!!!! Disgusting!!!!<---- LOL... "Aides" can only be transferred through the *exchange* of bodily fluids. As the "substance" was found in this woman`s hair, and not in her vagina/uterus/blood steam (nevermind how it could get there), I think HIV/AIDS is the last thing she needs to worry about. Oh, and yes, it`s gross, but it`s still funny that he would actually jerk it on a plane.

  74. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    she could have been moved to first class

    lolz ill be getting the drat up and walk over to somebody and let them know wazz up

    I aint waiting for anybody!!!!

  75. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:53 am
    American Airlines should charge her extra for in-flight entertainment.
  76. Profile photo of cmheiple
    cmheiple Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    So i take it, she`s a hottie
  77. Profile photo of chrisi1707
    chrisi1707 Female 18-29
    106 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    haha, that suxx :-)
  78. Profile photo of Chamerion
    Chamerion Female 13-17
    116 posts
    April 10, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    She found a "stuck substance" in her hair?

    Ew.

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