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Date: 03/13/08 02:05 PM

89 Responses to Woman Sat on Toilet Seat For Two Years

  1. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
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    March 13, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    Link: Woman Sat on Toilet Seat For Two Years - A woman from Kansas has been hospitalized after living in her bathroom and spending 2 years sitting on her toilet seat.
  2. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    A normal relationship, eh?
  3. Profile photo of KentuckyFry
    KentuckyFry Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Soooo where did he use the toliet? Certainly that wicked mobile home didn`t have to washrooms???
  4. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    ................
  5. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    lol i hate when that happens to me. and hes still her boyfriend? you would think shed get a bit bored in there.
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    That is strange . . .

    I`ve lived in a trailer home before, and sometimes they have 2 bathrooms. Still, very creepy that this stuff happens.

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    muckseen Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    Wow. And my brother thinks *I* hog the bathroom
  8. Profile photo of Zaany
    Zaany Female 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    *Shakes head*

    What the heck was that?
    And it`s supposed to be his fault? She didn`t want to get off, he can`t...pull her out of it..

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    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    I`m pretty sure a relative, no matter how much they or you hate you/them, wouldn`t try to kill you or harm you too badly. I have difficulty getting off the toilet seat after about 30 minutes or something. I can`t bear to see how her upper legs are doing O_O.
  10. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    i just realized, if she was stuck to it, does that mean she was on it with her pants down for 2 years? O.o
  11. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Wonder how red the big circle mark on her butt is?

    And LOL at the reporter guy "It all happened in the bathroom." :D

  12. Profile photo of tvc15db
    tvc15db Female 30-39
    127 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    You have to give up for the boyfriend for sticking around . I am sure most men would have said see you. I guess there was no sex to be had however
  13. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    wow after like half an hour of being on the toilet my thighs stick to the toilet seat a little. And did her skin like mend wiht the toilet 0.o
  14. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    *with*
  15. Profile photo of smells_like
    smells_like Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    ^^ You can stay on the toilet for half an hour?? O.o
  16. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    What probably happened was that her boyfriend had some dominance issues and was perfectly happy to have her locked up in a room. He had to enjoy it; how the hell else would he stick around? If he really stuck around because he just loved her "normally" like stated above he would have gotten help for her a long time ago.
  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    Hahahahaha!!! I wonder why we never hear of stuff like this outside America? I`m just going to assume that this is because of the media...
  18. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    This was insane, I just heard the story on my local news. Hard to believe anything like this can happen, and that boyfriend of hers was so stupid as to not get help for her.

    Red5TheFinn: In the hospital they had to cut her away from the toliet seat because her skin grew around it.

  19. Profile photo of pimptastical
    pimptastical Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    Yeah Red5, your skin can graft onto certain objects if it`s in contact with them for long enough. Don`t worry though, it would take like 6 months of your skin touching something and not moving for it to even start.
    This has happened in the past with really overweight people that can`t move from their couch, at all, and their skin grafts into the material the couch is made out of.
  20. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    It took him two years to be concerned enough to call the cops?

    I bet he was gettin` a little somethin` somethin` on the side while she was in the bathroom, if you know what I mean.

  21. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    "This has happened in the past with really overweight people that can`t move from their couch, at all, and their skin grafts into the material the couch is made out of."

    Bleagh, I can just imagine your skin cells and veins and muscle cells interweaving with the couch fabric and crap... |-X

  22. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    And people say Kansas is boring.
  23. Profile photo of mjrtom
    mjrtom Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    haha she mustve gotten some knarly hemorrhoids! and lazyme...the reason you only hear about it in the USA is because parents arent allowed to punish their kids here. thats why there is so many yank freaks. (im an immigrant =])
  24. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    Wise assumption LazyMe484. Wish I had speakers right now, all I see is a video that occasionally, and dramatically, zooms into a toilet :P
  25. Profile photo of mjrtom
    mjrtom Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    and when i say punish, i dont mean time outs. i mean some good solid spanking that is in order
  26. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    what`s with all these girls spending 30 mins on the toilet? o.O
  27. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Actually, mjrtom, I was reading that her mother died when she was very young and she was kept inside all the time. That might have had more to do with it.
  28. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    lol. I live in Kansas, and I heard about this story in the morning from one of the teachers at my school. Real weird. She had some mental problems that made her want to stay in the bathroom. Ness County FTW. Wichita is better =]
  29. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    she didn`t have to stay on the toilet!!! she could`ve just hung out by it..
  30. Profile photo of mjrtom
    mjrtom Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    requiem, if her guardians just spanked her a little she wouldve known that she cant just go ahead and do what she wants. and if the boyfriends parents wouldve taught him well, i wouldve realized that he shouldnt stick around this nut case.
  31. Profile photo of mjrtom
    mjrtom Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    *he
  32. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    i heard this at school.... so waeld.... :P
  33. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    Sounds like some sort of bizarre thing you would see on the cover of the National Enquirer, next to "I married a Yeti" and "Osama Hijacks U.S. Spy Sattelite".
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    Its true that she`s mental. But aside from that what do you know?
  35. Profile photo of sweetie60
    sweetie60 Female 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    LOL.
  36. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Wish they would`ve shown the girl. Wonder what she looked like.
  37. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    I gotta ask, where did HE go to the tiolet?
  38. Profile photo of WakeToWood
    WakeToWood Male 30-39
    183 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    Im with Camira, I dont think there would be more than 1 toilet in that trailer! Walk carefully through that yard!
  39. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    yummm...
  40. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    I knew that it can mend wiht other materials because it has been in contact so long. I was asking if her skin "had" mended with the seat
  41. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    TOGETHER FOR 16 YEARS?? Girlfriend? Can anyone say commitment issues.
  42. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    ^^^ Primetimekin, how were they supposed to get married???

    She`s stuck to a toilet seat with her pants down.

    It would an awkward, small, potentially smelly wedding.

  43. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    How the hell do these people end up so wacked out? I mean come on! Two years on a toilet? Must have smelled great in there...
  44. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    You know what would`ve been cooler?

    If she didn`t flush.

  45. Profile photo of koolwalla
    koolwalla Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    2 year bathroom visit? you could have wrapped that turd around the planet!
  46. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    charging the boyfriend....

    I bet if he had forced her off they would have charged him for that also

  47. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    mjrtom, You don`t need to be hit in order to learn discipline. My parents never spanked me and I grew up very respectful of my elders, responsible, and independent. The same goes for my friends. I don`t have anything against spankings, but I think they should be used as a last resort and only if they curb the undesired behaviour. Otherwise, it`s pointless to do it. I think this woman had many more underlying issues. If she was shut indoors all the time as a child, I`d call that abuse.
  48. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    if she doesnt want help how is he responsible
  49. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
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    March 13, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Wait wait wait...
    The sheriff was Bryan Whipple?
    Mr. Whipple?!
  50. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    ...*looks around* .......*gets up, flushes, runs away screaming*
  51. Profile photo of FrogBlaster7
    FrogBlaster7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    Grow onto the toilet seat? Whoa.
  52. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    this world is soooo F-U-C-K-E-D....
  53. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    Bringing new meaning to becoming one with the toilet.
  54. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    she must have uber hemroids.
  55. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    2 years on the crapper?! Somebody call Guiness.
  56. Profile photo of SmexyKream
    SmexyKream Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    I heard about this on the radio. It`s drating crazy. I understand not wanting to go outside, most people are douche bags, but why the hell stay on the toilet?
  57. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    omfg i saw this on my local news the other day! why? i dont underdstand
  58. Profile photo of Ria25
    Ria25 Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Love knows no bounds.....just toilet seats
  59. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 13, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    This sort of thing happens now and then. How is it the boyfriend`s fault? He must have brought her food & stuff. They`re probably both crazy (in that bad way!).
    ..Where are her relatives? Friends (if any) or his for that matter. Someone should have stepped in long ago.
    ..And yes modern mobile homes do have 2 bathrooms.
  60. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    I can`t even stand sitting in front of the computer for a very long time. I would need to stretch after a few hours. I can`t even fathom the damage she is doing to herself. At the very least she`s got horrible thrombosis or hemorrhoids.
  61. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    So does she shower/wash herself with toilet water underneath her? How convenient.
  62. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    yellow, he still had 14 years to get married.
  63. Profile photo of b13irteen
    b13irteen Male 30-39
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    March 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    you mean to tell me that in 2 years, she didn`t try a laxative? constipation`s be serious.
  64. Profile photo of alice_
    alice_ Female 13-17
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    March 13, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    This all sounds really bizzare if you think of that chick like a normal, mentally balanced person-but that`s not the case. Obviously she`s a little disturbed and more than likely has some extreme paranoia and anxiety problems.

    It`s not that weird when you think about it-crazy people do crazy things.

  65. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    My first reaction is to laugh, but I know I shouldn`t because something is seriously wrong with that woman.

    Still, though...why didn`t her boyfriend call the police earlier or something? Even after a day of sitting on the toilet, he should`ve known there was a problem. Of course, I don`t think he should be held responsible, since it`s not like he forced her to sit there.

  66. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 11:19 pm
    ya, this is weird, and apparently happen not too far from where I live. I saw it in our local paper today and almost freaked out.

    I just couldn`t imagine. Too weird and horrid.

  67. Profile photo of Neon_Fedora
    Neon_Fedora Female 13-17
    450 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    Wow, that story was so surreal. Although, I don`t know about everyone else but when I stay on the crapper for even an hour (no not doing business just reading a book or something) I can get up just fine. *thinks hard* Yeah, I could probably last 3, or 4, or even 5 years on the toilet. That being said, she probably took a shower using Wet Ones. :-?
  68. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    ^^ wy do you need to sit on the toilet to read? and if i sit on there for even 15 minutes my legs go numb.
  69. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
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    March 14, 2008 at 1:31 am
    `coming out` in a toilet isn`t such an unusual thing ;-)
  70. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 2:32 am
    Wow, why not?
  71. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 2:50 am
    Wow this is sick, and weird.
  72. Profile photo of newbie4sale
    newbie4sale Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2008 at 3:48 am
    Reminds me of the woman who was stuck to a couch for 5 years. Don`t think it`s the boyfriend`s fault, but he clearly has issues of his own....
  73. Profile photo of ModifiedCar
    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2008 at 5:43 am
    i feel sorry for the toilet.
    looking at the same thing ever day for two years...........
  74. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    March 14, 2008 at 5:56 am
    She must`ve been taking one huge crap.
  75. Profile photo of ewiski
    ewiski Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2008 at 6:32 am
    i think this is a case of major constapation or explosive diareah
  76. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
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    March 14, 2008 at 8:20 am
    All in all, that is quite sad. Seriously. Two years?
    The boyfriend should have contacted if possible, some of her family members, or the local mental health center for her. She needed help, maybe now she will get some..
    As for "mjrtom"`s post. "parents aren`t allowed to punish kids in the US"...what the hell does that have to do with this story, and since your an immigrant,shut up! You know nothing about American Parents!!!Yank freaks? Who asked you to come to our country anyway????
  77. Profile photo of lacydeshae
    lacydeshae Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2008 at 10:19 am
    Okay I think it is obvious she was not literally on the TOILET for 2 years. She just did not leave the restroom. I don`t think video ever said she never left her porcelain throne... so it is really not that weird. There are a lot of hermits around. Can anyone find her picture... now that would be interesting.
  78. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    March 14, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Literal toilet humour. But two YEARS on a toilet seat? I cannot imagine living like that.
  79. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    How did they... you know... if it was facing into the toilet??
  80. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    wtf..my mom and i heard this story
    on the radio and we were thought that
    the radio host was on crack but it seems
    my mom and i have been proven wrong xD
  81. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    goodness
  82. Profile photo of AutumnSodomy
    AutumnSodomy Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2008 at 11:31 am
    I thought they were gunna show an a morbidly obese woman who couldn`t get off. But this bitch sat on a toilet seat cuz he was scared? People these days come up with something new every week.
  83. Profile photo of hedonistic
    hedonistic Male 30-39
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    March 16, 2008 at 12:57 am
    and the Male-least-likely-to-respond-appropriately-to-his-mate`s-phobia award goes to....
  84. Profile photo of Pendergast
    Pendergast Female 18-29
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    March 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    It sounds like an urban legend.

    I mean it just dosn`t seem possible. Well... it does in the fact if you do sit long enough it would happen, but how can someone sit that still for so long?

    She didn`t wipe her ass or anything? How the heck can you not at least shift in all that time.

  85. Profile photo of pillowpants
    pillowpants Female 18-29
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    March 16, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    new meaning to "piss or get off the pot".

    also,
    confucious say "man who stand on toilet, high on pot"


    sorry had to get that out there.

  86. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 17, 2008 at 1:21 am
    2 years?! thats just.................wow
  87. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
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    March 18, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Trailor trash, trailor trash.

    kansas never dissapoints.

    i live in the nice part of a trashy town in texas, so i see my share of 300 pound abuive parents with dirty children. honestly, i can relate.

    lol. i like to take my poor friends to my house and show them my bedroom, which is the like 3 times of their rooms, which are the size of my closet almost. and my plasmascreen. and my wii. and my nice clean house.

    i`m an ass.

  88. Profile photo of kittensmom
    kittensmom Female 13-17
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    December 1, 2008 at 6:01 am
    omg wow
  89. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    Only in Kansas!

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