Woman Goes for Leg Surgery, Gets New Anus Instead

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

She had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
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Male 69
What did they do with the old anus?
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Male 264
I once had surgery on my left knee. The pre-op nurse gave me a Sharpie and told me to write "YES" on that knee, and "NO" on the other, so the operating room wouldn`t make a mistake. I laughed and thought she was kidding. She was totally serious. Amazing.
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Male 430
HA HA would be funnier if it ended up in a sex change
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Female 1,212
Ah, yes. Nothing but the best journalism for fox.
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Male 81
Did anyone stop to ask the anus how it felt about being shoved into the wrong host?!?
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Female 46
haha.. I couldn`t stop laughing. That must really suck. I feel kinda bad for her. But seriously, why was there nothing about the lady who didn`t get her new anus.
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Female 40
My feelings on this matter can only be expressed in the form of a t-shirt.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic...

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Male 211
^laugh out fu*king loud!well done!
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Female 104
What an ass. She doesn`t have a leg to stand on.
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Male 348
YOU`VE BEEN PUNK`D!!!
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Male 1,386
lol wut?
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Male 666
There`s socialized medicine for ya. Let the debate ensue.
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Female 2,258
It`s not worse than the story about the guy who went into the hospital to have a colostomy bag removed and they accidentally switched his organs around so that he pooped through his penis and peed through his rectum. The poo was watered down, but that still causes massive problems with infections.

Also, this news article could have used a little more information.

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Male 1,152
what...THE HELL...did i...just read...no...freaking...way man. Thats just freaking insane
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Male 550
I demand a video of her reaction.
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Male 9,306
Wow, that news report was very short.
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Male 909
...Bravo, Bavaria, bravo.

Your doctors have sucessfully made me feel as though I could one day be smart.
CHEERS!

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Female 243
sorry, i`m having an involuntarily hysterical reaction to this


HehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAH. That doctor. He really tore her a new one! Hah!! Hah!!

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Female 243
By the way,

anus.

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Male 6
Pretty sure anus replacements are synthetic, not from dead people.
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Female 243
I saw this yesterday and said to myself, "Finally, a cure for my overactive imagination!" See, when I`m blue and people try to encourage me sometimes they ask me to imagine how worse it could be. The problem is that imagining things even worse is too easy for me - it`s the positive visualization stuff I need help with.

However, I think this instance of malpractice is the basement of where my fears are willing to go. Please, not that. Don`t even want to think of it. GEEZ!

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Female 66
Okay. . . finally stopped laughing. Can you imagine waking up after that?? What if she had been switched with a sex-change operation patient?? What if her new anus belonged to a gay man?? That`s drating funny man! Damn.
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Male 629
just LOL. they should`ve noticed something x.x
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Male 455
I bet someone was playing around with the surgery charts. I just know if it ever happens to me, it better not be for anything crazy like a vagina.
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Male 437
Haha, TRIPLE PENETRATION!!!
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Female 2,074
Yea...no.
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Female 507
... I still want to know how you get a new one. Do they take it from a dead person?
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Male 474
Chief Doctor: Okay, so let`s see... Hmm... I think she needs a new ass...

Assistant: But her anus is perfectly fine but her leg is...

Chief: Hey, who`s the boss here huh?

Assistant: -Sigh- You are...

Chief: So I tell you to GIVE HER a new ass or you`re fired!

Assistant: But the patient in the next room has both legs and a bleeding anus!

Chief: FINE, YOU WANNA COMPLAIN?! GO ON AND LET`S SEE WHO`S FIRED IN THE END!

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Female 1,492
i don`t want to laugh...or think that this is funny...but damnit it is!!!
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Female 339
Lol
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Female 360
Well.. I mean, I guess you could call it a freebee, but what a pain in the a*s (I can just hear the groans now)..
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Male 3,431
I`d rip the Doctor a new one.
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Male 3,310
Butt seriously, who couldn`t use a new anus?
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Male 2,395
HOw... interesting..
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Male 1,556
well atleast it wasnt a person who needed all limbs removed.
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Male 290
hahahah a whore coulda used it
they get pretty worn out after a while
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Female 46
did she know right away that she got a new anus or did someone tell her?
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Male 192
hahaha i can just hear it now

doctor - "ok, ma`ma, your new anus seems to be working perfectly"

Lady- "...what."

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Male 107
I read somewhere that when the anus is broken, it`s broken for good. so did she get a dead man`s anus?
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Male 2,113
i would not sue i would kill
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Male 395
isnt anyone else intrigued...

where is the new anus?!

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Male 10,440
damn those clown doctors and their wacky antics!
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Male 1,584
didn`t they notice there was nothing wrong with the lady`s anus when they were operating?
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Male 3,296
mmm that was a concrete to the point article
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Male 444
^^

LOL

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Male 132
so, if she sues the hospital and gets a free leg surgery, does she get to keep the anus?
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Male 592
well, if they had mixed up her anus and brain, she might have been lucky--she could run for elected office.
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Female 2,196
at least they didnt mix her up with someone who needed something like surgery on her brain
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Female 924
Hmm, that`s some high quality journalism indeed, what an insightful and well written article - I`m not surprised that it`s on FOXNews.com
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Female 4,225
^^\\Same thought
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Male 111
My question is what happened to the lady who needed the new anus?
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Female 775
wow that would suck.
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Male 4,012
funniest mistake ever.
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Male 1,455
What the hell?

Seriously?

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Male 20,131
Link: Woman Goes for Leg Surgery, Gets New Anus Instead [Rate Link] - She had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
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