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Date: 03/20/08 03:05 PM

55 Responses to Woman Goes for Leg Surgery, Gets New Anus Instead

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Link: Woman Goes for Leg Surgery, Gets New Anus Instead - She had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    What the hell?

    Seriously?

  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    funniest mistake ever.
  4. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    wow that would suck.
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    hellavon Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    My question is what happened to the lady who needed the new anus?
  6. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    ^^\\Same thought
  7. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    Hmm, that`s some high quality journalism indeed, what an insightful and well written article - I`m not surprised that it`s on FOXNews.com
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    at least they didnt mix her up with someone who needed something like surgery on her brain
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    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    well, if they had mixed up her anus and brain, she might have been lucky--she could run for elected office.
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    awesomeloser Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    so, if she sues the hospital and gets a free leg surgery, does she get to keep the anus?
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    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    ^^

    LOL

  12. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    mmm that was a concrete to the point article
  13. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    didn`t they notice there was nothing wrong with the lady`s anus when they were operating?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    damn those clown doctors and their wacky antics!
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    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    isnt anyone else intrigued...

    where is the new anus?!

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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    i would not sue i would kill
  17. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    109 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    I read somewhere that when the anus is broken, it`s broken for good. so did she get a dead man`s anus?
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    bassstud09 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    hahaha i can just hear it now

    doctor - "ok, ma`ma, your new anus seems to be working perfectly"

    Lady- "...what."

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    iLoveHeroes Female 13-17
    46 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    did she know right away that she got a new anus or did someone tell her?
  20. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    hahahah a whore coulda used it
    they get pretty worn out after a while
  21. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    well atleast it wasnt a person who needed all limbs removed.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    HOw... interesting..
  23. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    Butt seriously, who couldn`t use a new anus?
  24. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    I`d rip the Doctor a new one.
  25. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Well.. I mean, I guess you could call it a freebee, but what a pain in the a*s (I can just hear the groans now)..
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    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    Lol
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    i don`t want to laugh...or think that this is funny...but damnit it is!!!
  28. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    475 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Chief Doctor: Okay, so let`s see... Hmm... I think she needs a new ass...

    Assistant: But her anus is perfectly fine but her leg is...

    Chief: Hey, who`s the boss here huh?

    Assistant: -Sigh- You are...

    Chief: So I tell you to GIVE HER a new ass or you`re fired!

    Assistant: But the patient in the next room has both legs and a bleeding anus!

    Chief: FINE, YOU WANNA COMPLAIN?! GO ON AND LET`S SEE WHO`S FIRED IN THE END!

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    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    ... I still want to know how you get a new one. Do they take it from a dead person?
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Yea...no.
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    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    Haha, TRIPLE PENETRATION!!!
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    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    I bet someone was playing around with the surgery charts. I just know if it ever happens to me, it better not be for anything crazy like a vagina.
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    just LOL. they should`ve noticed something x.x
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    sjanae76 Female 30-39
    66 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    Okay. . . finally stopped laughing. Can you imagine waking up after that?? What if she had been switched with a sex-change operation patient?? What if her new anus belonged to a gay man?? That`s drating funny man! Damn.
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    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    I saw this yesterday and said to myself, "Finally, a cure for my overactive imagination!" See, when I`m blue and people try to encourage me sometimes they ask me to imagine how worse it could be. The problem is that imagining things even worse is too easy for me - it`s the positive visualization stuff I need help with.

    However, I think this instance of malpractice is the basement of where my fears are willing to go. Please, not that. Don`t even want to think of it. GEEZ!

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    Templeton5 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    Pretty sure anus replacements are synthetic, not from dead people.
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    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    By the way,

    anus.

  38. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    sorry, i`m having an involuntarily hysterical reaction to this


    HehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAH. That doctor. He really tore her a new one! Hah!! Hah!!

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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    ...Bravo, Bavaria, bravo.

    Your doctors have sucessfully made me feel as though I could one day be smart.
    CHEERS!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Wow, that news report was very short.
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    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    I demand a video of her reaction.
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    what...THE HELL...did i...just read...no...freaking...way man. Thats just freaking insane
  43. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    It`s not worse than the story about the guy who went into the hospital to have a colostomy bag removed and they accidentally switched his organs around so that he pooped through his penis and peed through his rectum. The poo was watered down, but that still causes massive problems with infections.

    Also, this news article could have used a little more information.

  44. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    There`s socialized medicine for ya. Let the debate ensue.
  45. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    lol wut?
  46. Profile photo of ZeroWing
    ZeroWing Male 13-17
    348 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    YOU`VE BEEN PUNK`D!!!
  47. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    March 20, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    What an ass. She doesn`t have a leg to stand on.
  48. Profile photo of ModifiedCar
    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
    211 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:42 am
    ^laugh out fu*king loud!well done!
  49. Profile photo of ssubaru
    ssubaru Female 13-17
    40 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:02 am
    My feelings on this matter can only be expressed in the form of a t-shirt.

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic...

  50. Profile photo of cha-chi13
    cha-chi13 Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:24 am
    haha.. I couldn`t stop laughing. That must really suck. I feel kinda bad for her. But seriously, why was there nothing about the lady who didn`t get her new anus.
  51. Profile photo of HardRox
    HardRox Male 40-49
    81 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:08 am
    Did anyone stop to ask the anus how it felt about being shoved into the wrong host?!?
  52. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Ah, yes. Nothing but the best journalism for fox.
  53. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 11:12 am
    HA HA would be funnier if it ended up in a sex change
  54. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    I once had surgery on my left knee. The pre-op nurse gave me a Sharpie and told me to write "YES" on that knee, and "NO" on the other, so the operating room wouldn`t make a mistake. I laughed and thought she was kidding. She was totally serious. Amazing.
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    Samson07 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    What did they do with the old anus?

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