When a Nerd Holds a Woman

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

I"m going to go out on a limb and say this is the first time this guy has ever touched a girl.
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Male 98
The real one is the iPimp, ClearSky87. Do your research, GAWSH...
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Male 686
The guy on the left is making a hand job shape with his cup!
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Male 2,159
Father!!
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Male 227
no wait...i changed my mind

the one where his hand is on her boob is at an angle, but the one where his hand is on her shoulder is straight, and there is too big a gap between his arm and her shoulder

but if its a fake...who the hell would make it?

its not really funny if its a fake, since there alot more awkward nerds out there

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Male 227
yea the one where his hand is on her boob is most likely the fake.

just look at him, if his hand was on a chicks boob he would def. act alot more dramatic...but there`s no way they`re both real

anybody know anything about fake photos and how to tell a fake?

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Female 22
...maybe they took the picture when he was about to put his arm around her.
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Male 455
Well, that one girl is the hottest person in the entire picture. She could be their friend, and they my have staged the whole thing to make it look like, to the untrained observer, that he was awkwardly dating her. Regardless of how needlessly I look into certain situations, I think that might be plausible. Still, the boob one wins.
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Female 33
the guy on the left looks like he has pink eye and needs to brush his teeth. . .
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Male 1,244
Tyrizzle - that was awesome! And quick too!
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Female 429
2 hot 4 you

lmfaooo.

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Male 2,160
Samson,if you meant that seriously,i sure as hell do not want to know what all you´ve slept with up to this day =P
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Male 69
That`s a guy?
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Male 134
It`s obvious what really happened.
He didn`t know his own strength... Her ankles gave way and snapped just before the picture was taken.

DUH!

x.

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Male 3,425
THis same picture should be reposted, but with the title "weird eyes". I mean what is up with half-red-eye on the left, and orange pupil girl on the right...
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Male 580
Oh wow. Fail.
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Male 426
hah....iPIMP...

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Male 7,933
How did you guys get a picture of me?
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Female 119
he didnt want to touch the pinkeye next to him
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Male 98
Reminds me of that Ad I saw on television the other day...


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Female 52
LOL could that guy be any more awkward?
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Male 14
that guy on the left either has some serious pink eye... you know how you get pink eye... or hes just really hiiiiiiiiigh
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Male 2,160
maybe hes gay...is only explanation i could come up with
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Male 10,440
Its shopped... if it wansn`t obvious in other `doubtfull` pics, it sure is now.
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Male 991
Lmao...I can`t get past the mug.
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Male 822
the chick is actually kind of hot too

probly why he`s so far away

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Female 2,249
ha ha ha. i love awkward moments!
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Male 822
photoshopped boob hold!
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Male 2,113
very funny
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Male 1,152
that girl is BANGIN...i would like to poke her...
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Male 1,036
The Mug says it all 2 hot 4 you
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Male 1,003
No. This is what he was thinking.

"heheheh, when I get home, I`m going to use photoshop to put my hand on her breast and show it to all my friends. theyre all going to lol and im going to be popular"

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Male 17
hahahahaha
omg thats funny.....lol
shes sexy though
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Male 203
NERD- Not Even Remotely Dorky
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Male 65
Am I the only one who thinks the girl being groped looks as though she peed herself?
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Male 315
That`s... unfortunate.
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Male 646
Or he is just making a joke of her short stature.
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Female 731
Ouch, yah, unplanned threesomes are usually a recipe for disaster, I was kinda lucky when my gf at the time decided "noooes" and literally kicked the other girl out of bed. her bruises were not fun in the morning either.
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Male 976
this should be the caption me if you can picture
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Male 107
I agree with MadP except that if he was holding her boob his expression would be a bigger and eager smile and his eyes looking down and to his right with the other thumb giving a thumbs up haha
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Female 1,984
That`s a dork, not a nerd. Duh.
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Female 332
The saddest part is that the one where he is holding her boob is the photo shop....

He really IS just that lame.

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Male 3,369
There`s 2. His hand had slipped in the second one lol!
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Male 208
there are 2 pictures or one is edited?
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Male 3,369
It`s always better to regret something you have done than something you haven`t done" usually true, unless applied to std`s or traffic accidents

Or your ex girlfriends best friend! Saying "would you like to join" when she accidently walks in on you may be great at the time..but man do you regret it the next morning. I ached all over ;-)

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Female 731
"It`s always better to regret something you have done than something you haven`t done" usually true, unless applied to std`s or traffic accidents
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Male 291
LOVE his cup!

notice it says "2 hot 4 u"

HAHAHHAA

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Male 3,369
I`m guessing he has a thing for her..but he`s probably to terrified to say or do anything about it!

His loss. I used to be shy like that. Then I grew up and thought..fk it..you only live once, whats the worst that can happen?

After I got past that first public humilation, it all worked like clockwork. o:-)

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Female 731
Eh? whut? I was too busy checking out the pinkeye on the left, probably why he was a little careful with bodily contact.
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Male 908
Thats weird..the one I saw...

Maybe that one is better...but I saw that one first haha

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Female 1,070
Shuuunnnn the non-believer

Shuuuunnnnnnnnn~~

and, lawl

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Male 107
BAHAHAHAHAHA sweet now my gf wont think im the only looser out there! thanks fancylad!


p.s. i want that cup!

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Female 332
WOWWW...That`s the nerd equivalent of when a girl hugs a dude with her butt all out so pelvises don`t rub.
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Female 498
haha silly nerd


SHhhhUUUNNnnnn!

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Male 256
I AM PLEASED! >:D

also: Shhhhhhhhhuuuuhnnnnnuh

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Male 3,301
Now lets all point our fingers at declan and shun him. SHUN! Shun I say!

:-D

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Male 1,275
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST. omfg I rule at life. This is my moment. Yes I am the greates omfg I cant believe it YES!!!!!! FIRST!. Oay its back up. Just to please you silver fang. =/
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Male 256
i knew he would delete it...
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Male 1,275
But I was joking. Just so its clear to the public. :-P
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Male 3,301
Too late, Declan. Silverfang as immortalized your words forever.
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Male 111
Fake lol. But really That would be funny if it`s real.
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Male 256
"FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST. omfg I rule at life. This is my moment. Yes I am the greates omfg I cant believe it YES!!!!!! FIRST!"

missed by a whole minute... nice

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Male 1,275
I had to delete it. I would be labled a net oser. =)
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Male 3,301
I can imagine what he`s thinkin:

Is this "woman" the Valkyrie of legend!? I thought they only existed myth! Will I turn to stone if I touch it? Will it bite?

His cup is the ultimate irony.

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Female 241
Looks to me like he`s trying to minimize the risk of a "cootie" infection.
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Male 21,000
Link: When a Nerd Holds a Woman [Rate Link] - I`m going to go out on a limb and say this is the first time this guy has ever touched a girl.
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