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Date: 03/30/08 09:41 PM

65 Responses to When a Nerd Holds a Woman

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    Link: When a Nerd Holds a Woman - I`m going to go out on a limb and say this is the first time this guy has ever touched a girl.
  2. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Looks to me like he`s trying to minimize the risk of a "cootie" infection.
  3. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    I can imagine what he`s thinkin:

    Is this "woman" the Valkyrie of legend!? I thought they only existed myth! Will I turn to stone if I touch it? Will it bite?

    His cup is the ultimate irony.

  4. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    "FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST. omfg I rule at life. This is my moment. Yes I am the greates omfg I cant believe it YES!!!!!! FIRST!"

    missed by a whole minute... nice

  5. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    I had to delete it. I would be labled a net oser. =)
  6. Profile photo of Phantomfire
    Phantomfire Male 70 & Over
    111 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    Fake lol. But really That would be funny if it`s real.
  7. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    Too late, Declan. Silverfang as immortalized your words forever.
  8. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    But I was joking. Just so its clear to the public. :-P
  9. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    i knew he would delete it...
  10. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST. omfg I rule at life. This is my moment. Yes I am the greates omfg I cant believe it YES!!!!!! FIRST!. Oay its back up. Just to please you silver fang. =/
  11. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    Now lets all point our fingers at declan and shun him. SHUN! Shun I say!

    :-D

  12. Profile photo of silverfang
    silverfang Male 18-29
    256 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    I AM PLEASED! >:D

    also: Shhhhhhhhhuuuuhnnnnnuh

  13. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    haha silly nerd


    SHhhhUUUNNnnnn!

  14. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    WOWWW...That`s the nerd equivalent of when a girl hugs a dude with her butt all out so pelvises don`t rub.
  15. Profile photo of mogaly
    mogaly Male 18-29
    107 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    BAHAHAHAHAHA sweet now my gf wont think im the only looser out there! thanks fancylad!


    p.s. i want that cup!

  16. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    Shuuunnnn the non-believer

    Shuuuunnnnnnnnn~~

    and, lawl

  17. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    Thats weird..the one I saw...

    Maybe that one is better...but I saw that one first haha

  18. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    Eh? whut? I was too busy checking out the pinkeye on the left, probably why he was a little careful with bodily contact.
  19. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    I`m guessing he has a thing for her..but he`s probably to terrified to say or do anything about it!

    His loss. I used to be shy like that. Then I grew up and thought..fk it..you only live once, whats the worst that can happen?

    After I got past that first public humilation, it all worked like clockwork. o:-)

  20. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    LOVE his cup!

    notice it says "2 hot 4 u"

    HAHAHHAA

  21. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    "It`s always better to regret something you have done than something you haven`t done" usually true, unless applied to std`s or traffic accidents
  22. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    It`s always better to regret something you have done than something you haven`t done" usually true, unless applied to std`s or traffic accidents

    Or your ex girlfriends best friend! Saying "would you like to join" when she accidently walks in on you may be great at the time..but man do you regret it the next morning. I ached all over ;-)

  23. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    there are 2 pictures or one is edited?
  24. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    There`s 2. His hand had slipped in the second one lol!
  25. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    The saddest part is that the one where he is holding her boob is the photo shop....

    He really IS just that lame.

  26. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    That`s a dork, not a nerd. Duh.
  27. Profile photo of mogaly
    mogaly Male 18-29
    107 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    I agree with MadP except that if he was holding her boob his expression would be a bigger and eager smile and his eyes looking down and to his right with the other thumb giving a thumbs up haha
  28. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    this should be the caption me if you can picture
  29. Profile photo of staberind
    staberind Female 18-29
    731 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    Ouch, yah, unplanned threesomes are usually a recipe for disaster, I was kinda lucky when my gf at the time decided "noooes" and literally kicked the other girl out of bed. her bruises were not fun in the morning either.
  30. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    Or he is just making a joke of her short stature.
  31. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    That`s... unfortunate.
  32. Profile photo of Lathyris
    Lathyris Male 18-29
    65 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Am I the only one who thinks the girl being groped looks as though she peed herself?
  33. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    NERD- Not Even Remotely Dorky
  34. Profile photo of CrazyJaymz
    CrazyJaymz Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    hahahahaha
    omg thats funny.....lol
    shes sexy though
  35. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    No. This is what he was thinking.

    "heheheh, when I get home, I`m going to use photoshop to put my hand on her breast and show it to all my friends. theyre all going to lol and im going to be popular"

  36. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 12:00 am
    The Mug says it all 2 hot 4 you
  37. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 12:02 am
    that girl is BANGIN...i would like to poke her...
  38. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 12:12 am
    very funny
  39. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 12:30 am
    photoshopped boob hold!
  40. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 12:42 am
    ha ha ha. i love awkward moments!
  41. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 12:44 am
    the chick is actually kind of hot too

    probly why he`s so far away

  42. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 2:29 am
    Lmao...I can`t get past the mug.
  43. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 4:59 am
    Its shopped... if it wansn`t obvious in other `doubtfull` pics, it sure is now.
  44. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 5:17 am
    maybe hes gay...is only explanation i could come up with
  45. Profile photo of darkerninja
    darkerninja Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 5:33 am
    that guy on the left either has some serious pink eye... you know how you get pink eye... or hes just really hiiiiiiiiigh
  46. Profile photo of pebbles99
    pebbles99 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 5:57 am
    LOL could that guy be any more awkward?
  47. Profile photo of horseyplay
    horseyplay Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:21 am
    Reminds me of that Ad I saw on television the other day...


  48. Profile photo of cielrouge
    cielrouge Female 18-29
    119 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:02 am
    he didnt want to touch the pinkeye next to him
  49. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 7:36 am
    How did you guys get a picture of me?
  50. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    427 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:13 am
    hah....iPIMP...

  51. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:25 am
    Oh wow. Fail.
  52. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:28 am
    THis same picture should be reposted, but with the title "weird eyes". I mean what is up with half-red-eye on the left, and orange pupil girl on the right...
  53. Profile photo of Kairobi
    Kairobi Male 13-17
    134 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 9:03 am
    It`s obvious what really happened.
    He didn`t know his own strength... Her ankles gave way and snapped just before the picture was taken.

    DUH!

    x.

  54. Profile photo of Samson07
    Samson07 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 9:27 am
    That`s a guy?
  55. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Samson,if you meant that seriously,i sure as hell do not want to know what all you´ve slept with up to this day =P
  56. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 10:28 am
    2 hot 4 you

    lmfaooo.

  57. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Tyrizzle - that was awesome! And quick too!
  58. Profile photo of xXpatchesXx
    xXpatchesXx Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    the guy on the left looks like he has pink eye and needs to brush his teeth. . .
  59. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Well, that one girl is the hottest person in the entire picture. She could be their friend, and they my have staged the whole thing to make it look like, to the untrained observer, that he was awkwardly dating her. Regardless of how needlessly I look into certain situations, I think that might be plausible. Still, the boob one wins.
  60. Profile photo of pingu_BEEP
    pingu_BEEP Female 13-17
    22 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    ...maybe they took the picture when he was about to put his arm around her.
  61. Profile photo of ClearSky87
    ClearSky87 Male 18-29
    227 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    yea the one where his hand is on her boob is most likely the fake.

    just look at him, if his hand was on a chicks boob he would def. act alot more dramatic...but there`s no way they`re both real

    anybody know anything about fake photos and how to tell a fake?

  62. Profile photo of ClearSky87
    ClearSky87 Male 18-29
    227 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    no wait...i changed my mind

    the one where his hand is on her boob is at an angle, but the one where his hand is on her shoulder is straight, and there is too big a gap between his arm and her shoulder

    but if its a fake...who the hell would make it?

    its not really funny if its a fake, since there alot more awkward nerds out there

  63. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Father!!
  64. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    The guy on the left is making a hand job shape with his cup!
  65. Profile photo of horseyplay
    horseyplay Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 2, 2008 at 2:54 am
    The real one is the iPimp, ClearSky87. Do your research, GAWSH...

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