Virtual Orgasm Simulator

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago
http://www.santorine.org/adolph/ohyes.html

With the Virtual Orgasm Simulator, you can now experience what the opposite sex feels during orgasms.
There are 86 comments:
Male 436
Weird. My girlfriend hates telling me what to do and oftentimes she`s the one getting off a couple times before I am.

Also she falls asleep faster! Crazy!

Did I get jibbed or did I win the sex lottery?

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Male 153
You suck. I hate these things.
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Female 1,890
i clicked male one and i made me need to poop...
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Male 317
i wanted to laugh but i hate browser hi-jacking. especially that if I use ctrl-alt-del to shut it down, i lose all my other opened tab. tab browsing sucks.
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Male 27
i dont really think it was funny... =/
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Female 57
loofaboy.. <3! lol. mom... my computer`s orgasming....
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Female 429
LOSS.
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Male 15
lol yea thats clever
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Male 170
So true. So sad.
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Female 427
Ha, well boys that was disappointing. Though I favor my gender now at least.
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Female 59
Olllllddddddd and lame.
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Male 38
pretty accurate description!
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Male 108
I agree with genericuser. It would have been funny to me when I was 12.
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Male 201
wtf that was weird
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Female 250
yes, very old and still true!
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Female 317
Not funny.
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Female 127
Amusing.
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Female 36
My reply to my own post: Is it sad that I found that fun? I wouldn`t be disappointed if he acutally said that. I`d just keep it going.

Conscience: No double posting!
Me: Hey, one guy on here quadruple posted.

Erm, simulator. Right. Agree with majority: Old, stupid, uh... and all that stuff. *Conscience is satisfied*

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Female 36
LoofahBoy:There should be a rule against complaining about there should be a rule against complaining about why one`s entry didn`t make the cut.

Your retort:There should be a rule against complaining about there should be a rule against complaining about there should be a rule against complaining why one`s entry didn`t make the cut.

And thus. XD

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Male 396
o so thats how it works....
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Female 1,441
Haha, nice one
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Female 1,306
it wont load or anything for me, what`s it do?
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Male 2,216
God Im glad Im gay.
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Female 1,244
Yeah I don`t really think it`s funny..it was annoying and stupid
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Male 68
how very boring and sexist. Not even funny in the least. It was like the rickroll window prank but without the rickroll part, and only the annoying mini-window clicking.
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Female 1,412
Also im 15 but I do know my stuff :P...That was to the person on about like..people in the 13-17 thing. (:
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Female 1,412
I guess its good for geeks who will never know. (:
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Male 2,395
LOL!
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Female 23
god, this is so old, this is like, 2001 old
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Male 10,440
Should have been `nsfw`, but we could have deduced that. I`m not in this age range actually.
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Female 462
Lol.
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Male 2,586
amazing how many people 13-17 are commenting... please say the genuine comments are from people on the UPPER edge of that range! :-o
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Male 4,393
o god,,,
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Male 98
Now,if they made a button for how I experience orgasms everyone would unplug their internet cords and go shiver in a corner.
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Female 135
It was funny a few years ago.
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Male 4,012
That`s why it`s great to be gay! Horny? Take someone home from the bar and once you`re done you can just send him out and have a good night`s sleep.

Unless you`re a lesbian of course. That might take a while...

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Male 14
awkward
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Male 651
as old as the internets
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Male 2,486
Yep, that`s about right.

The fun for the guy is the next morning when you have to find your shoes before she wakes up and drags you down, down, down into the dark deep waters of commitment.

They need a simulator for that.

Oh wait, they have one, I believe it`s the Doom series.

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Male 189
Insightful!

Don`t worry Nytewulf, you`ll pleasure her some day! We all believe in you. No need to get upset.

Thanks to the poster. Might be old, but I`d never seen it before. Simple is often the best. Then again, maybe I feel that way because I am a man. . .

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Female 30
Lol that was HILARIOUS
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Male 513
The absolute worst link I`ve seen on this site. Annoying and stupid.
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Male 3,301
There should be a rule against complaining why one`s entry didn`t make the cut.
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Male 833
hmm seems to have alot of truth to it
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Female 2,927
meh
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Female 182
i thought that was pretty funny.
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Male 315
Thanks, internet! Now I know.
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Female 1,572
this should have been marked funny
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Female 562
oldddddddddder than jesus
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Female 36
fancylad, I think it`s safe to say you`re turning into an old fart, dude. My reporter getting the crap beat out of her was way more interesting than this. I PITY`D DAT FOO *tired* And I don`t know about other women, but that holds untrue for me- mine is more like the mans. And I`d rather have it that way, too.
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Male 9,306
LMAO! XD
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Male 822
that was hella funny
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Male 1,162
So is IAB kind of updating regularly throughout the day now? (instead of just throwing up new links at 2am in the morning)
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Female 29
simple, yet accurate
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Male 317
this is at least as old as windows 3.1 so like... 1995 or some poo. good lord
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Male 29
wow! spoiled my life...
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Male 16
Loofah is right in a sense...until it comes to the time where we are blamed for not bein good enough lol
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Female 507
That was funny, you gotta admit.
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Female 744
I`m not that demanding
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Male 391
lol that was a good one
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Female 1,407
Hehe, how perspective! ^_^
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Male 2,344
I like how this has more hits than all the other new posts. yeah.
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Female 2,196
lol that made me laugh
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Male 51
Funny.
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Male 305
eh heh heh... heh... cough*
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Male 3,301
...and thats why it rocks to be a man.
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Female 377
I think the `orgasm` in the title kind of makes it clear its NSFW. Or at least should provide caution.

I thought it was funny, pretty clever. haha

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Male 16
haha that was brilliant....takes a little thought and a keen eye to get it but it was funny :)
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Female 731
...no NSFW warning? Lol
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Male 480
i lol`d
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Male 1,420
so this was definitely around when i first learned what an orgasm was.
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Male 14
Repost.
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Male 397
yeah. that seems about right
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Female 576
HAHAHAA ok...

yeah i have now fulfilled my
mission in life xD

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Male 2,113
ooooooooooooooooook
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Male 815
ha yeaah seen it before...
oh have i seen THAT one before... ha
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Female 1,578
i couldnt click out of it. might want to say nsfw
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Female 1,070
oh damn

that about sums up what i feel during sex xD (female)

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Female 22
haha?
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Male 1,766
its ok i thought it would be like some crazy invention from japan
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Male 297
aww come on you guys.
i laughed.
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Female 1,944
Well that was....helpful
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Female 246
that was a lil weird...
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Male 288
lame
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Male 376
ooooldddd.

and kinda stupid.

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Male 19,879
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