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Date: 03/23/08 07:46 AM

57 Responses to Unsuccessful Sexual Euphemisms

  1. Profile photo of leprecola
    leprecola Female 13-17
    84 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:48 am
    Link: Unsuccessful Sexual Euphemisms - What happens when a guy`s female co-worker doesn`t ``Know what he means``? *wink*
  2. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:55 am
    so many phrases...
    lol that girl is stupid
  3. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:59 am
    I have a friend like that. It`s amazing how naive she is. Or maybe just plain dumb.
  4. Profile photo of jmann900
    jmann900 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:06 am
    Wow, I don`t think I know anyone that stupid, and I know a lot of really dumb people.
  5. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2008 at 8:13 am
    Too cringy for me. This kind of stuff gets me more than pain. Only made a few seconds...
  6. Profile photo of champbronc2
    champbronc2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:17 am
    "Did I just score?"

    lol

  7. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:18 am
    "Too cringy for me. This kind of stuff gets me more than pain. Only made a few seconds..."

    Thats what he said.

  8. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:19 am
    "first"

    ...and that`s what I said :-(

  9. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:25 am
    Euph-E-mism.

    And that was pretty good.

  10. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:29 am
    "i don`t know what a glory hole is"

    ha she`s awesome, i bet she does it just to piss people off

  11. Profile photo of Hydrolysate
    Hydrolysate Male 70 & Over
    340 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:32 am
    toxicshark: "first"

    This is what happens to first posters like you:

  12. Profile photo of jimiyorke
    jimiyorke Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:49 am
    It`s Euphemism. not Euphomism
  13. Profile photo of Qpon
    Qpon Male 13-17
    18 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:25 am
    if i was that guy talkin to that girl she would jump on it after i said the first phrase
  14. Profile photo of paragon12321
    paragon12321 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:26 am
    Bad spelling FTW!
  15. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Qpon:
    You`re obviously a fat insecure non-nice individual
  16. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:43 am
    dumb-blonde joke? Except there is no real punchline.
  17. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:54 am
    Yup. That`s me.
  18. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 10:07 am
    rofll.
    " I`ll jam YOUR copier ;D "
  19. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 10:40 am
    I`ll act like I didn`t get it just to piss people off.
  20. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Its a bigger turn on if they act the way she did
  21. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2008 at 10:44 am
    A lot of times I dont understand sexual euphemism. Like the "spread your mulch" thing, I`d just be like `hmm?` But obviously you can tell by their tone.
  22. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 11:22 am
    very funny
  23. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 11:40 am
    Pretty good.
  24. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 11:55 am
    "did I just score?"

    No.

  25. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Wow, she`s REALLY blonde.
  26. Profile photo of HvT1993
    HvT1993 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    Just plain wow.
  27. Profile photo of dannymet
    dannymet Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    ROFL. "i dont care how you get in"
  28. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    I know people like that, but I also know people who take everything to be a euphemism so it evens out.
  29. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    Thats what she said to the next 5 five comments
  30. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    ^^^especially HVT1993s comment above
  31. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    haha. nice post.
  32. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    haha yeah.. i`ve met girls how are almost that bad at catching stuff..... so it`s pretty much a given that i tried to do the same thing... ha
  33. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    that was...so sad
  34. Profile photo of punkitonic
    punkitonic Female 18-29
    124 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    hahah totally reminds me of a friend from uni, doesnt get the stuff, and she thought the word kinky meant FUNNY... my gosh!
  35. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    I really don`t get the copier joke, what would copy something ? Your eyes kinda ``copy`` images to your brain in some way. But that doesn`t sound hot at all to jam your eyes. Okay let`s forget the copier part, so with jamming something he has got to mean any of the... 4 holes ? I guess the mouth since it also has a function to copy what you say, and it opens and closes. Am I about right ?
  36. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    I do that, but always intentionally and not because I don`t get it. Those sexual euphemisms can be annoying as hell, so taking them literally like that is like a silent "f*ck you, I`m not playing into your hand" to the person who says them.

    Funny vid though.

  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    that was cool
  38. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Poor girl. Probably grew up going to a Catholic school.
  39. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    do any of you realise that shes not a real person?
  40. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    LOL
  41. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    I would completely do what that guy was doing.
  42. Profile photo of cmheiple
    cmheiple Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    That was probably the best one I`ve seen in awhile
  43. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    I have a friend who is like that in real life. I actually wonder if the film was set up and acted out though. Camera is set well, angles are good, good editing... sometimes it seems scripted.
  44. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    yea... after watching it again I realized it was definately scripted and acted out.
  45. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    Its nice to see the breaking of the 4th wall put to good use. Well done good sirrah.
  46. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    "I dont care how they go in I just like the company." lol

    "Poor girl. Probably grew up going to a Catholic school."
    Catholic girls are freaks.

    "I know people like that, but I also know people who take everything to be a euphemism so it evens out."

    I`ll even YOU out.... if you know what I mean"


  47. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    lol that was great
  48. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    One word : Virgin
  49. Profile photo of D4N1
    D4N1 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    *sad face...* I only got the "back door" thing everything else I was kinda all "Huh?, what does he mean by that?" *feels dumb...* lol
  50. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    lol dumb blonde
  51. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    They missed out on sooo many opportunities there oh well there`s always next time
  52. Profile photo of The_Tron
    The_Tron Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    that was good for a laugh.
  53. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 7:35 am
    I`ve known a few like this, even one guy. Of course, he got more tail than anyone I know, so he didn`t need to resort to it.

    Got my chuckle in for the day. Now I can get to work.

    "I`ll jam your copier!" FTL
    "You like guys going in your back door?" FTW

  54. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 7:47 am
    no, you didnt score...
    lots of girls actually allow you to go through the back door now...
    some actually prefer it
  55. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 11:19 am
    well. i still want to go in her backdoor. I love stone paths
  56. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    nice vid, my fav youtube channel
  57. Profile photo of amscray
    amscray Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:20 am
    omg she must be amish lol

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