Unsuccessful Sexual Euphemisms

Submitted by: leprecola 8 years ago Funny
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What happens when a guy"s female co-worker doesn"t ""Know what he means""? *wink*
There are 57 comments:
Male 30
omg she must be amish lol
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Male 317
nice vid, my fav youtube channel
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Male 690
well. i still want to go in her backdoor. I love stone paths
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Male 598
no, you didnt score...
lots of girls actually allow you to go through the back door now...
some actually prefer it
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Male 282
I`ve known a few like this, even one guy. Of course, he got more tail than anyone I know, so he didn`t need to resort to it.

Got my chuckle in for the day. Now I can get to work.

"I`ll jam your copier!" FTL
"You like guys going in your back door?" FTW

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Male 23
that was good for a laugh.
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Female 252
They missed out on sooo many opportunities there oh well there`s always next time
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Female 700
lol dumb blonde
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Female 54
*sad face...* I only got the "back door" thing everything else I was kinda all "Huh?, what does he mean by that?" *feels dumb...* lol
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Male 418
One word : Virgin
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Male 609
lol that was great
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Male 7,933
"I dont care how they go in I just like the company." lol

"Poor girl. Probably grew up going to a Catholic school."
Catholic girls are freaks.

"I know people like that, but I also know people who take everything to be a euphemism so it evens out."

I`ll even YOU out.... if you know what I mean"


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Male 1,254
Its nice to see the breaking of the 4th wall put to good use. Well done good sirrah.
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Male 600
yea... after watching it again I realized it was definately scripted and acted out.
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Male 600
I have a friend who is like that in real life. I actually wonder if the film was set up and acted out though. Camera is set well, angles are good, good editing... sometimes it seems scripted.
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Male 111
That was probably the best one I`ve seen in awhile
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Male 896
I would completely do what that guy was doing.
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Female 339
LOL
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Male 773
do any of you realise that shes not a real person?
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Female 406
Poor girl. Probably grew up going to a Catholic school.
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Male 3,296
that was cool
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Female 342
I do that, but always intentionally and not because I don`t get it. Those sexual euphemisms can be annoying as hell, so taking them literally like that is like a silent "f*ck you, I`m not playing into your hand" to the person who says them.

Funny vid though.

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Male 416
I really don`t get the copier joke, what would copy something ? Your eyes kinda ``copy`` images to your brain in some way. But that doesn`t sound hot at all to jam your eyes. Okay let`s forget the copier part, so with jamming something he has got to mean any of the... 4 holes ? I guess the mouth since it also has a function to copy what you say, and it opens and closes. Am I about right ?
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Female 124
hahah totally reminds me of a friend from uni, doesnt get the stuff, and she thought the word kinky meant FUNNY... my gosh!
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Female 1,492
that was...so sad
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Male 815
haha yeah.. i`ve met girls how are almost that bad at catching stuff..... so it`s pretty much a given that i tried to do the same thing... ha
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Male 297
haha. nice post.
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Male 1,361
^^^especially HVT1993s comment above
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Male 1,361
Thats what she said to the next 5 five comments
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Female 221
I know people like that, but I also know people who take everything to be a euphemism so it evens out.
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Male 108
ROFL. "i dont care how you get in"
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Male 12
Just plain wow.
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Male 1,590
Wow, she`s REALLY blonde.
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Male 4,012
"did I just score?"

No.

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Male 580
Pretty good.
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Male 2,113
very funny
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Female 1,441
A lot of times I dont understand sexual euphemism. Like the "spread your mulch" thing, I`d just be like `hmm?` But obviously you can tell by their tone.
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Male 1,152
Its a bigger turn on if they act the way she did
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Female 662
I`ll act like I didn`t get it just to piss people off.
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Female 263
rofll.
" I`ll jam YOUR copier ;D "
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Female 761
Yup. That`s me.
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Male 648
dumb-blonde joke? Except there is no real punchline.
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Male 392
Qpon:
You`re obviously a fat insecure non-nice individual
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Male 45
Bad spelling FTW!
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Male 18
if i was that guy talkin to that girl she would jump on it after i said the first phrase
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Male 17
It`s Euphemism. not Euphomism
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Male 340
toxicshark: "first"

This is what happens to first posters like you:

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Male 369
"i don`t know what a glory hole is"

ha she`s awesome, i bet she does it just to piss people off

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Male 4,290
Euph-E-mism.

And that was pretty good.

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Male 1,270
"first"

...and that`s what I said :-(

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Male 1,270
"Too cringy for me. This kind of stuff gets me more than pain. Only made a few seconds..."

Thats what he said.

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Male 142
"Did I just score?"

lol

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Male 1,217
Too cringy for me. This kind of stuff gets me more than pain. Only made a few seconds...
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Male 43
Wow, I don`t think I know anyone that stupid, and I know a lot of really dumb people.
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Female 274
I have a friend like that. It`s amazing how naive she is. Or maybe just plain dumb.
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Female 2,196
so many phrases...
lol that girl is stupid
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Female 84
Link: Unsuccessful Sexual Euphemisms [Rate Link] - What happens when a guy`s female co-worker doesn`t ``Know what he means``? *wink*
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