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Date: 03/17/08 10:22 AM

54 Responses to This Dog Needs No Master

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Link: This Dog Needs No Master - Who needs a master when you have an throwing robot to play fetch with?
  2. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:29 am
    LOL that made my day.
  3. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:30 am
    More `aww of the day` because of the baby and puppy combination.
  4. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:31 am
    I loved how the dog knew exactly when to start running, and where to place it, but sadly, this is a prototype only,... right?
  5. Profile photo of mxchick617
    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:32 am
    lol that was cute, good for owners that have a disability..
  6. Profile photo of Neon_Fedora
    Neon_Fedora Female 13-17
    450 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:33 am
    Lol, I really want that ball thrower now! Why do I get the feeling someone`s going to make an innuendo about the phrase "ball thrower?"
  7. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:38 am
    great vid.
  8. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Takes alot away from the dog owner bond... but I suppose it is pretty good if you need to leave the dog in the house for a while.
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:47 am
    That is awesome. til the bigger dog puts the little dog in it... now i`d pay to see that vid
  10. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:51 am
    That was awesome.
  11. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:56 am
    That`s a great idea!! Anyone who has pets but have to leave them at home to go to work/school/etc. could use this automated ball-thrower to keep their pet occupied and active. The dachshund was adorable with his little white old man face. It`s sad when dogs get old, but they`re so damn cute.
    My parents could really use this thing. They have four dogs and one of them lives for playing fetch. He`d keep playing until it killed him if you let him, and the other dogs like tormenting him by trying to steal the ball so it would be good fun for them too. He the smallest but the fastest, so they have a hard time getting to the ball before him.
  12. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:56 am
    Dogs are so easily satisfied.
  13. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:58 am
    AWESOME This is better than the old Dogapult.
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:06 am
    haha! That was awesome!
  15. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:07 am
    That`s brilliant, AND freakin` adorable!! :-D
  16. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:09 am
    AAAWWWWW the two dogs are sooo cute!!!

    definetly the awww of the friday, saturday, monday and sunday lol

  17. Profile photo of brianlance
    brianlance Male 30-39
    140 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:14 am
    best idea ever. however, my dog would be scared pooless of this contraption.
  18. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:23 am
    I wish there was a cuteness warning! That was really adorable. 2 puppies + baby? = awesome.
  19. Profile photo of DragonWinter
    DragonWinter Female 13-17
    118 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:29 am
    i think that made me cry cause of just how cute that is

    yea, im a pussy
    shhhhhhhh ^_^

  20. Profile photo of PerryRhodan
    PerryRhodan Male 30-39
    28 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Excellent.
  21. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
    don`t you need a master to get the machine? :3
    and cuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttteeeee
  22. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:54 am
    All they need now is a machine that pets cats.
  23. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    That`s one happy dog.
  24. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    Who needs a ball throwing machine when you have a three year old? Haha. Just kidding. That was the most awesome idea ever. It looked like it was homemade. My applause to the electrical engineer who put that sucker together!
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    they need a bigger one to launch that baby to a pack of wolves.
  26. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    Just wait until it turns against the dog and takes over the world.
  27. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    Now just put some sperm in that, and we won`t need men.
  28. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    your user name is deaf woman, you`re a male, and you want sperm launched at you.... wtf of the day right there.
  29. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    awww xD
  30. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    lmfao at defendor xD
    cool how it knows when the balls taken out, now it just needs an auto feeder with timers, a water fountain and purifier, a doghouse with temperature control, and a lil box that uses the owners voice for giving the doggy comands like fetch or food time. id but that if i wasnt allergic to pets with hair :C
  31. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    o and sorry for triple post but where would you get the sperm from when theres no men?
  32. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    heh niiice wawy to keep it occupied, running that often makes you wonder how long till it broke?
  33. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    thats a great idea and it seems to work well, but it seems pretty loud. I guess the dog didn`t mind.
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    OH MY GOD! He`s so CUTE! I love dogs with little stubby legs! LMAO! XD
  35. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Aww. That was so adorable.
  36. Profile photo of CrimsonCat
    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
    105 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    That is the fittest dachshund I`ve ever seen. I need to get a machine like that when I get a dog.
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Looks like it came out of Lego mindstorms
  38. Profile photo of Triplekia
    Triplekia Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    "your user name is deaf woman, you`re a male, and you want sperm launched at you.... wtf of the day right there."
  39. Profile photo of CrimsonCat
    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
    105 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Artificial sperm!
    Got to love science.
  40. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    damnit that pic got me SLIGHTLY aroused

    ..slightly, pfft yea right

  41. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I love how the artifical sperm thing has a picture of a man smileing
  42. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    science is ok but i think itll be the death of us. soon were gonna be able to be so healthy and make organs and the world is gonna be super overpopulated. wars are gonna start over food and land and then the nukes will start flying... even if there isnt war wat about food shortages?think about it.
  43. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    i want that puppy
  44. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    Cute
  45. Profile photo of greenground
    greenground Male 18-29
    52 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    That looked like it was made with an advance version of lego storm.
  46. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    March 17, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    lazyness!!!

    omg

    still i want 1

  47. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:56 am
    lmao ball count 10000!!! hahaha!!! the dog is gonna get pwned with fatigue eventually!! hahahaha!!!
  48. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:57 am
    wiener dog + balls = joke waiting to be made
  49. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 3:44 am
    very cool
  50. Profile photo of jshimer
    jshimer Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 6:21 am
    my dog would try to hump the machine
  51. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    I would buy that today and be willing to pay ~$280 for it.
  52. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    LOL awesome. I need one of those for my dog
  53. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    how repetitive.
    how repetitive.
    how repetitive.
    he`d get bored with it in a day.
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Omg thats sooo cute

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