The Onion Movie`s Trailer

Submitted by: SaintPatty 9 years ago in Entertainment
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It"s a shame it"s going straight to DVD. It looks like it"s worth watching for Steven Seagal"s Cockpuncher alone.
There are 38 comments:
Female 681
haham that looks frickin funny!
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Female 9
I LOVE the Onion......satire rules!!!
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Female 16
Okay that was actually funny.
Steven Segal at the end made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts now. I think they just put him in there though, I swear I heard that line at the end in one of his movies.
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Male 23
This just in! Studies show depression hits losers the hardest.
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Male 455
I want this movie now...I`m gonna check when it comes out.
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Female 660
awesome!
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Male 928
WOOOO I`m so exited. This plus religulous means we have a pretty good spread of comedies in the next few months.
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Male 2,113
ok does anything get "NSFW" anymore and it is kinda funny
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Male 1,882
My sensors detect a large quantity of win in this sector.
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Female 920
That looks awesome. Pabasa, I too fell for the greedy Make-A-Wish kid. I thought that one was excellent
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Male 296
I looked it up on imdb and the directors name is

wait for it

Tom Kuntz. HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHHA!

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Male 778
I can`t wait :D
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Male 466
So reminds me of Kentucky Fried Movie.
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Male 80
the onion has tons of news spoofs on youtube, just search
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Male 1,003
oh this looks funny. specially with steven seagal punching balls.
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Male 13
i liked the onion since i first saw it a few years ago. I look at it occasionally.
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Male 343
HA "look, dad`s home"
"hi dad" *neck snaps* *head breaks the window
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Female 1,470
That looks so freaken hillarious i wanna watch!
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Male 11
it needs chuck norris
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Male 576
The Onion will make you cry with laughter... i`m stupid.
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Male 431
yeah man, date movie and all those suck comared to this
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Male 1,217
Epic Movie and all recent comedies taken out in one blow.
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Male 944
i wanna see the singer agan!!!
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Male 54
Haha brilliant
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Female 1,395
=D i love The Onion.
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Female 108
haha, sweet.
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Female 175
now i`m sure SOMEONE will think this is real and will dis americans for their stupidity. am i right?
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Male 1,275
I can not put into words how AWESOME that was. That was so insanely incredibly cleverly funny.
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Male 569
Looks funny as hell. Got to get it.
For some reason though, that trailer reminded me of Kentucky Fried Movie.
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Male 396
wow i want it!
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Female 55
That does look AWESOME!
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Male 4,012
True bombsquad505, that was good as well, but I personally liked the make-a-wish one most because I genuinely fell for it, even when the reporter wished the kid dead.

But to each his/her own :-D I`m just glad they`re making a movie!

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Male 2,172
Did Steven Seagal played a role for the Onion or did the Onion used clips from one of his movie?

Dam you The Onion... now I have to go back and watch all the old Seagal movies.

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Female 322
The make-a-wish one was pretty good, Pabasa, I agree...but I really enjoy the one about the giant metal bird that ate a bunch of people in Chicago, and they expected the bird to land in Dallas-Fort Worth in about three hours, lol.
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Male 3,301
The sad thing is that this will probably end up being Steven Segal`s best movie appearance yet.

This movie is gonna rock. I`m actually kinda surprised they aren`t going for at least a few theater releases. If crap like Borat and Napoleon Dynamite can make decent money, then this movie sure as hell can.

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Male 4,012
THAT IS AWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEESSSSSSOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!

The Onion just went from superb to legendary.

But seriously though, best news item ever was the make-a-wish going bankrupt. They should make more like that.

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Male 656
i dont think ive ever laughed harder at one of IAB links
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Male 970
Link: The Onion Movie`s Trailer [Rate Link] - It`s a shame it`s going straight to DVD. It looks like it`s worth watching for Steven Seagal`s Cockpuncher alone.
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