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Date: 03/05/08 02:04 AM

38 Responses to The Onion Movie`s Trailer

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 2:06 am
    Link: The Onion Movie`s Trailer - It`s a shame it`s going straight to DVD. It looks like it`s worth watching for Steven Seagal`s Cockpuncher alone.
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2008 at 2:08 am
    i dont think ive ever laughed harder at one of IAB links
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 2:14 am

    The Onion just went from superb to legendary.

    But seriously though, best news item ever was the make-a-wish going bankrupt. They should make more like that.

  4. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 2:16 am
    The sad thing is that this will probably end up being Steven Segal`s best movie appearance yet.

    This movie is gonna rock. I`m actually kinda surprised they aren`t going for at least a few theater releases. If crap like Borat and Napoleon Dynamite can make decent money, then this movie sure as hell can.

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    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 2:25 am
    The make-a-wish one was pretty good, Pabasa, I agree...but I really enjoy the one about the giant metal bird that ate a bunch of people in Chicago, and they expected the bird to land in Dallas-Fort Worth in about three hours, lol.
  6. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    March 5, 2008 at 2:31 am
    Did Steven Seagal played a role for the Onion or did the Onion used clips from one of his movie?

    Dam you The Onion... now I have to go back and watch all the old Seagal movies.

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 2:38 am
    True bombsquad505, that was good as well, but I personally liked the make-a-wish one most because I genuinely fell for it, even when the reporter wished the kid dead.

    But to each his/her own :-D I`m just glad they`re making a movie!

  8. Profile photo of kgaudry
    kgaudry Female 18-29
    55 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 3:22 am
    That does look AWESOME!
  9. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 3:34 am
    wow i want it!
  10. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
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    March 5, 2008 at 3:41 am
    Looks funny as hell. Got to get it.
    For some reason though, that trailer reminded me of Kentucky Fried Movie.
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2008 at 3:54 am
    I can not put into words how AWESOME that was. That was so insanely incredibly cleverly funny.
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    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 4:05 am
    now i`m sure SOMEONE will think this is real and will dis americans for their stupidity. am i right?
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    love_lover Female 13-17
    108 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 4:23 am
    haha, sweet.
  14. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 4:36 am
    =D i love The Onion.
  15. Profile photo of Muser
    Muser Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 5:08 am
    Haha brilliant
  16. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 5:40 am
    i wanna see the singer agan!!!
  17. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2008 at 5:55 am
    Epic Movie and all recent comedies taken out in one blow.
  18. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 6:10 am
    yeah man, date movie and all those suck comared to this
  19. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 6:44 am
    The Onion will make you cry with laughter... i`m stupid.
  20. Profile photo of JeffyPoo
    JeffyPoo Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 7:11 am
    it needs chuck norris
  21. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
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    March 5, 2008 at 7:38 am
    That looks so freaken hillarious i wanna watch!
  22. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 8:30 am
    HA "look, dad`s home"
    "hi dad" *neck snaps* *head breaks the window
  23. Profile photo of TheRoosteR
    TheRoosteR Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2008 at 9:56 am
    i liked the onion since i first saw it a few years ago. I look at it occasionally.
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 10:11 am
    oh this looks funny. specially with steven seagal punching balls.
  25. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 10:48 am
    the onion has tons of news spoofs on youtube, just search
  26. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    March 5, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    So reminds me of Kentucky Fried Movie.
  27. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    I can`t wait :D
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    Axium Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    I looked it up on imdb and the directors name is

    wait for it


  29. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    That looks awesome. Pabasa, I too fell for the greedy Make-A-Wish kid. I thought that one was excellent
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    My sensors detect a large quantity of win in this sector.
  31. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    ok does anything get "NSFW" anymore and it is kinda funny
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    March 5, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    WOOOO I`m so exited. This plus religulous means we have a pretty good spread of comedies in the next few months.
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    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 7:22 pm
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    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    I want this movie now...I`m gonna check when it comes out.
  35. Profile photo of Chryogenetic
    Chryogenetic Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 1:30 am
    This just in! Studies show depression hits losers the hardest.
  36. Profile photo of BootaPouncer
    BootaPouncer Female 18-29
    16 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 1:37 am
    Okay that was actually funny.
    Steven Segal at the end made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts now. I think they just put him in there though, I swear I heard that line at the end in one of his movies.
  37. Profile photo of oddthings
    oddthings Female 30-39
    9 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    I LOVE the Onion......satire rules!!!
  38. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    haham that looks frickin funny!

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