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Date: 03/02/08 12:25 AM

73 Responses to The Cook and His Pubic Hair

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    Link: The Cook and His Pubic Hair - Cook confesses to stuffing steak with pubic hair and giving it to a customer who sent his steak back to the kitchen.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    And here`s just one article that follows up this story. At first, the cook said it was facial hair. It eventually came out that it was indeed pubic hair.
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    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    March 1, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    man... if i had excess pubic hair iono what i would do... man that be awesome.
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    Gadget522 Male 13-17
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    March 1, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    fancylad please change your avatar back to the first one i remember. that kickass cowboy pic. dam kickass.
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    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 12:36 am
    moral of the story... next time you go to a resturaunt and aren`t completely satisfied keep your trap shut.
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 12:36 am
    What...Everyone thinks Waiting is just a fake movie?...

    People really do that crap people!

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    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 12:51 am
    Evil cook. I think next time the guy`ll keep his mouth shut.
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:04 am
    I always look before I eat... I have seen a lot of hair in my food before, but this is really gross.
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    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 1:05 am
    if you want your food cooked perfectly, do it yourself. and i think there`s some kind of joke about the intersection of pubic and facial hair that i can`t quite remember.

    no, i can grow a fine beard, but i have these irish friends...

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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:08 am
    I knew they would once catch on to my free stuff gatthering! its not fair! they charged me for the free refill! waah...!
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    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:10 am
    Aww, but I liked Texas Roadhouse :(

    Ive worked as a waitress for about 5 years now and never have seen anyone do that, I know we all think about it though. Have seen people pick up food from off the floor if it drops or pull out a hair before its brought out front...its happened every place Ive worked, beware people ;)

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    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:12 am
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    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 1:13 am
    My mom was a waitress for years and I am always nice to my waiters...I think I only sent my food back once because it was ice cold. I told them they didn`t even have to remake it, just pop it in the microwave. I apologized a billion times for asking them and hoped they didn`t drat with it.

    I was too scared to eat it afterwards.

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    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 1:42 am
    I have been in the food service industry since I am 16yrs old. US military for food service, and presently the kitchen manager where I work. That is over 30 yrs in that field. I have NEVER done anything to anyone`s food just because they weren`t completely satisfied. That man is an example of the garbage that people hire!! Nasty FKN people with no morals! That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard! Almost to the point of nausea! Sickening, absolutely sickening!!!
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    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:44 am
    i love how the statement calls it facial hair
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    Darkness9 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:46 am
    For a second there, i thought it was going to be Dane Cook in the kitchen..
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:48 am
    that guys a copy-cat
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    TheSteveoron Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 2:07 am
    I`ve dropped my balls in a martini glass, I`ve put pubes in a guys food, I`ve even gone outside, grabbed grass and used it as a "garnish". The point in the matter is, don`t drat with your server. It really isn`t our fault if the food comes out wrong, but if you bitch, we`re going to find a way to make you miserable
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    ciaran036 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 4:08 am
    3 and a half years is way too much! I don`t want to imagine what happened to a work mate who sent back her food three times just because she didn`t like it lol..
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 4:13 am
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    42467 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 5:23 am
    Haha......My best friends mom is a waitress (and has been for all her life,shes damn good at it)
    and shes done some pretty nasty stuff shes told us about to people who just wouldnt shut up and eat
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:06 am
    this happened on reno 911 once, but it involved tacos..... but the guy must have been like, did my steak go through puberty?!?!?!
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    gnctrkcll Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:22 am
    I didn`t go to restaurants for a while after seeing the movie Waiting. and I`ve always tried to be the perfect customer from since then lol.
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:35 am
    ...the dirty b*astard! this is why i complain and leave, i wouldnt send something back and accept a replacement.
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    shiggin Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:38 am
    Nice chef.
    I wont be going to that restaurant anytime soon
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 7:52 am
    What a disgusting, cowardly thing to do. Anyone caught doing this should be sent to jail for a long long time...
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    GVP Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 8:31 am
    `This kind of stunt can cost you three and a half years in prison` !!! AAH
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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 8:58 am
    ...the hell?
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    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 9:02 am
    I`ve had a strange paranoia about this kind of thing for years. I HATE calling food back, I did it once last year and I examined it for over 5 minutes much at the annoyance of my family... now I know I`m not TOTALLY insane! :-)
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    rasputinxxx Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 9:06 am
    simple punishment for the cook: make him eat his own pube-steak before throwing him in prison
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    rasputinxxx Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 9:07 am
    this reminds me off the gay waiter from RENO 911 who puts his pubes in the food all the time
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    lilphil1989 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 9:10 am
    TheSteveoron - if the food comes out wrong, you aren`t doing your job?
    If people are paying you to cook for them, you cook it right ;)
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 9:38 am
    o god thats gross...........wait...........i ordered that steak...OMFG hahah jk
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    xXkimXx Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 10:01 am
    Facial hair in his steak? He HAD no facial hair!
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 10:15 am
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    crichards96 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Wisconsin rules!
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    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 10:24 am
    did somebody do this is some movie? can`t remember the name of it though
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    iansquall Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 10:34 am
    What the hell. "next time think before you open your mouth". No, you idiots, if you make the food incorrectly, you fix it - THEY are giving you the money. So you fix it. Don`t be a self-righteous prick about it. Whether you like it or not, you are there to serve the customer. That`s what happens when you drop out of high school, k?

    I hate people.

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    Neagle Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Enjoy the butt rape you sick f_uck. Sad thing is this guy will probable end up working in the prison kitchen.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 11:00 am
    If you`re giving a place money for food, they should cook it right... you have every right to send food back if it`s too well done or something. That sick f*ck should rot in prison for life, he`s probably an as*hole out of the kitchen also.
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    swimdude Male 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 11:06 am
    you think thats bad? one time i was watching somthing like that and this lady put a BIG booger in someones coffe :-P
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 11:29 am
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    lightbluenym Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    ...I hate people sometimes...
    Moral of this story: Don`t drat with people who handle your food...
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    That is appalling!

    Besides going to jail for 3 1/2 years, he should never be able to work in the food industry again.

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    DerekDoom Male 18-29
    221 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    3 People you don`t drat with: People who prepare your food, People who care for your Health, & people who serve for your safety. I so wish I could say retail because I work in it, but people are always gonna bitch it about something.
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    d_87bob Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Never drat with those that handle your food...
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    That guy deserves prison time. I have been a cook, waiter, and all sorts of other jobs, and jerk customers just come with the territory, but this kind of "prank" is disgusting and wrong.
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    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    If I`m paying you to make my food, then you better do your job and make my food the way it`s supposed to. If my `mixed steamed veggies` come out raw and cold, I`m within my right to ask that they actually be cooked and returned. If my potatoes are ice cold, I have a right to ask they be heated. Or I won`t be paying for the meal.

    If the food isn`t prepared properly, that`s not the fault of the customer; that`s the fault of the cook.

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    scorpio89 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    Some other people just can`t be trusted.. Good job this person noticed before they ate the steak.
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    ashwey Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    makes you think twice before sending food back to the kitchen next time.
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    JeanaH Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    Agreed, Aeladil. This story was disgusting and stupid, and if this happened to me I`d sic some rottweilers(sp?) on the cook. And maybe a platypus too. Or a slice of cheese.
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    bAnnAna Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    mmmm...pubes, delicious
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    cndman15 Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    haha. my mom said she used to spit in peoples food. but this is something else XD
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    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    As i`m eating pizza
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    anglefan Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    I hate people that pull that crap like that, thats why theyre in positions like that, they cant get any better jobs because theyre stupid and lowly. If someone ever pulled that crap with me id jump behind the counter and smash the cooks head into the stove and shove the steak down his throat.
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    littlexmew Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    This is a lesson for me.. dun make the chefs angry.. for fear of getting not only spit in your food/drink.. but it seems that hair shall played a part as well o.O...
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    ok i work at a restaurant and i`ve never seen anyone do anything remotely resembling anything like that. have i been pissed that customers complain over stupid crap and try to get free food? yes, but i would never do anything like that, nor do i know of anyone who would do anything like that. i`ve seen waiting, and while i laughed at the movie, it is not an accurate portrayal of restaurant life.
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    kthxbaiyah Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    This is why I don`t complain at restaurants. Who know what kind of crazy things they do in the kitchen .
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    kthxbaiyah Female 13-17
    48 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    This also reminds me, they were talking about this on a radio station. They were talking to waiters who spat in their customer`s food because they were being rude or something. It`s really digusting.
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    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    i know what you mean, but you have to understand that waiters/cooks dont pull that stuff without being provolked.

    People love to bitch and moan about their food not being perfect, and i`m sorry, but mistakes happen, and when people flip out over their food being a little cold, yea, we get pissed. We are also in a position where we have to buttkiss, and after a while, it gets to ya. I actually quit waitressing because i couldnt handle the whining.

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    shamille Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    that steak isn`t as rare as we`d all like it to be, I`ll tell you that.

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    KindlyKat Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Ha, what? That`s everyday at any local Wafflehouse. lmao.
  63. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    Pikachu42, what restaurants have you been workin` at? Waiting was pretty damn close to what its really like :P
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    anyone remember when Cartmen put pubes in his chilly and served it to the school bully?
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    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
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    March 2, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    I always worry if the people at taco bell slip in some meat just for kicks since I always order my stuff without it :S
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    March 3, 2008 at 2:08 am
    Actually that is the perfect restaurant to go to now that the guy is fired. No one will try stunts like that for a long time!
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
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    March 3, 2008 at 9:14 am
    This is why I never send my food back.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Sad how he shames the field of culinary arts with his selfish taint.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2008 at 11:34 am
    I was about to flame Fancylad for getting the type of hair wrong but I did read the follow up. That is disgusting... makes me distrust restaurants.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    Wasn`t he clean shaven? Surely saying it was facial hair was stupid, arm hair or something he might`a got away with
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    turkeyman Male 13-17
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    March 4, 2008 at 4:36 pm
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    ashwey Female 13-17
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    May 14, 2008 at 4:06 pm
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    FrameS Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 5:57 am
    "He broke the cardinal rule of eating out... Don`t f**k with the people that handle your food!"

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