The Christian Gene

Submitted by: KingDragon 9 years ago in Funny
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Gay Scientists believe they have isolated the cause of Christianity among people.
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Male 42
If there was a Christian gene, surely that would be a good thing for Christians... after all, it seems unlikely that such a gene would evolve, but if there is a God, then it may make sense for him to give humans a genetic factor that makes us believe. But then, why do some of us not have such a gene? Sounds ridiculous to me anyway.
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Female 161
they were just reversing the roles. i don`t think they were trying to make a major statement there.

i almost lol`d.

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Male 426
haha, this made me giggle out loud...
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Male 39
I didn;t get it until the Christian said his religion was a lifestyle choice. Oh man, that`s a good joke.
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Male 658
Homosexuality is genetic. Christianity is caused by your parents and church making you sit in a room and learn about how god hates certain people because they are sinners, and how he forgave everyone for their sins.
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Male 90
Satire at it`s best. Gene`s vs. choices... who cares, and why? coming up at 8.
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Male 221
onion ppl ONION!!!!
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Female 156
The awesome thing is I`ve had photos with those guys. Gotta love the chasers, even though this is back in the days of CNNNN.
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Male 724
Love it...
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Male 580
I loved it. Very...scathing.
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Male 31
Wow...I wonder how many don`t get the joke...
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Female 1,398
.....
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Male 80
I call them Homosexuals because they hate being called that.
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Male 1,556
well when you think aobut it......
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Female 546
That`s bullpoo.
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Female 1,492
i so thought that was true for a minute...and then i realized it wasn`t
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Male 1,766
dr. delay- Gay scientest
best job name after Ice cream scooper
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Female 90
WWOOOOOO GAY GUYS RULE!!!!!! NO MORE CHRISTIANS!!!

u know it`s weird i know a gay guy who goes to church :D

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Male 7,933
"^ Actually, considering the stupid responses people are giving, the only thing that beats this fake news is The Onion."

Starbucks opens Starbucks, in Starbucks

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Male 557
haha this kind of makes me laugh
if this were a real video, it wouldnt be real
Christianity started back in the times of western civilization and the romans
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Male 4,012
^ Actually, considering the stupid responses people are giving, the only thing that beats this fake news is The Onion.
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Male 1,556
depression is a life choice
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Male 290
seen better fake news
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Male 7,933
"We have prevented this rat from being Christian" Genious.

Just by reading the headline I thought I was going to get mad, but after I saw this, its brilliant. And I must see the headlines

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Female 2,196
the headlines were the best part
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Male 777
togetec: Nah, we`d just go against our nature and reproduce with the lesbians, just to piss you off.
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Male 3,296
oh oh i get it funny

are the making fun of gays???

by sarcastically saying that gays dont have a gay gene? or did i get it twisted

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Male 1,455
togetec, I feel sorry for the sheltered life you must have lead.
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Female 385
That... was pure, concentrated awesome.
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Male 10,440
I am speechless... torn between rage and laughter. That doesn`t happen often.
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Male 2,113
fail
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Male 629
lol! what a nice twist.
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Female 1,299
well made...i didnt get it at first :P
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Female 507
...Can they get rid of my Catholic gene for me?
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Male 592
psh, this post was kinda gay.
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Female 296
lol pink tiger research HAHAHA excellent
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Male 98
I liked it. It was a refreshing joke. You realize that a few years ago they were looking for the gay gene.

It`s obviously a parody.

and togetec, I hope to god you`re just joking.

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Male 3,301
The fact that a few people are actually taking this seriously is proof of how well this video is made. Well done.
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Male 1,629
YAY for science!! now we can be rid of those damn freaks!
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Female 217
What is it about Christians vs Everyone else?

Pagan here. Just wondering.

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Male 203
It`s taking the piss, cos at the moment it is the other way round. If it were this round, what would you think?
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Male 608
stupid f4gs. we should put them on an island and put a fence around it. eventually itll die out.
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Male 42
Clearly this video is a joke, how do people not see that??? (admittedly it is pretty weak though).
But if religion were a genetic ailment, then its safe to say that`d be the worst disease in history. Certainly the most deadly. Fortunately for mankind, religion is mostly superstition and indoctrination.
But who`s to say if delusions are better than reality? no sense arguing. Just let your kids grow up without filling their heads with dogma and let them choose for themselves when they`re old enough to do so.
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Female 1,004
Metal_Hobbit- I think this might be a joke.
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Female 81
All you people who are saying it is a joke are Christians in denial!!!

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Male 797
Nah, it`s the same as the stupidity gene.
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Male 394
Haha! Briliant!

Yes, homosexuality is "hormonally charged", but the power of the mind is amazing. There was a man who willed himself to lactate, surely you can make your body think it is more attracted to men / women. Just my my opinion.

Wow Bekll... that wasn`t prejudice at all...

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Male 4
I think this might be a joke. Christian gene? r u serious? First of all, one isn`t born a Christian, and second, if they`re gonna try to tell us that being a Christian is a genetic ailment, then they should say that ALL religion is a genetic ailment. But, if what they`re finding is that Christian people are different, then they are right. Maybe what they`re finding is something NATURAL that people that don`t believe in God don`t have. Then something is wrong with the people that don`t believe in God. Hmm. I wonder what that could be.
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Female 1,984
"If I see one comment on how atheist are better than christians though... then I don`t know >_>"

Not better. Just more rational because we`re not delusional.

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Male 814
Oh, and Sabre, clearly gay Christians must have an extra gene, and thus are medically classified as mutants.
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Male 814
As a Christian, I find this funny. Well done.
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Male 9,306
lulz
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Male 901
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS OPPOSITE!
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Male 4,012
^ The stupidest thing I`ve seen today (or more like one of the stupid things) is you thinking this thing is real.
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Male 136
Is it just me or was that the stupidest thing you`ve seen today? How can religion, much less one specific religion, be caused by genetics? Seriously.

And why did they have to specify that the scientists were gay! None of it makes any sense.

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Male 3
parody on "gay gene" ?
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Male 12,138
Quality. I love it.
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Male 4,012
Ahhhh I get it. They`re turning the tables.

I wanna be a gay scientist. Where do I sign up?

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Female 660
lolol
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Female 30
hahahaha YESSSS! :) this made my day.
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Male 10
wow thats just...................sad
Can you think if someone turned there TV on to this?
(I know itt is not real) But still
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Female 1,395
meh. Second rate `The Day Today`. Australians still 15 years behind (!)
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Male 1,039
Major difference there..

Still kinda funny though. Sex is biological and chemically charged...religion isn`t. I don`t claim to be either of the things in this video.

What about the GAY CHRISTIANS????!@!!! LOL

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Female 127
So, what they`re saying is, homosexuality is just as much a lifestyle choice as Christianity. Awesome. I approve.
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Male 74
That was...odd. Didn`t like it to much...
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Male 4,746
This was great!
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Male 686
lol, gay scientists.

And the headlines going along the bottom of the screen were hilarious.

"Lovesick frog has butterflies in stomach"

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Female 367
I can see how they are trying to be clever and trying to make a point, but your religion doesn`t have to do with biological factors. Sexuality does. I don`t know.....good try, but I think overall it fails.
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Male 1,455
An accurate analogy.

Gleeballs, why should they try to find the gay gene instead of the Christian one? Both are equally possible.

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Female 263
lol. pink tiger research institute.
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Male 576
High Lar EE Oooooooos
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Female 850
...oh, i get it.
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Female 364
lmfao!
too late, my team of lesbian scientists completely isolated the christian gene just yesterday.

goot attempt though.

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Female 850
why did they emphasize the fact the scientists were gay?? and why didn`t they try to find the gay gene instead of the christian one?!!
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Female 228
Yes, Pasaba, we do exist.
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Male 741
LOL makes ya think don`t it?
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Male 4,012
gay scientists?
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Male 199
*resists flamewar*
If I see one comment on how atheist are better than christians though... then I don`t know >_>
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Female 326
I second odeed...the gates have opened...
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Male 89
gay and full of crap but hilarious
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Male 452
Love the chasers, but I sense an athiest vs religious flame war looming.
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Male 274
genius!
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Male 609
haha lol @ cnnn.. you`ve heard people talking about the show chasers war on every thing non-aussies.. this is what they did b4 that show
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Female 159
Link: The Christian Gene [Rate Link] - Gay Scientists believe they have isolated the cause of Christianity among people.
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