The 7 Most Terrifying Corporate Mascots Ever

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_15979_7-most-terrifying-corporate-mascots-all-time.html

Judging from this article, ad executives were on tons of drugs. And why did Ronald McDonald look like a child molester?
There are 33 comments:
Male 848
Yea, wha happen to Burger King?

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Male 52
When I saw the Green Giant guy the following scenario played out in my head: The Green Giant walks up to you and offers you a can of green beans, you kindly refuse his offer, and his face turns from a smile into a cold, lifeless, blank expression and he then kicks the poo out of you.
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Male 174
Oh, boy. The guys down at Cracked never cease to amuse.
XD
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Male 944
wow, how am i to sleep at night now?...im just not right? scary
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Male 1,275
Its uts own style.
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Male 1,275
Ahhhhh Cracks.com
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Female 252
meh there are worse out there
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Male 2,216
For the Brits, I`d like to add the Honey Monster from SugarPuffs!
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Male 131
Gonna go hide in my closet. brb.
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Female 243
Oh, c`mon, Green Giant is sexy. I`d do it with him like minks, even if it tore me up a bit.

On the other hand, I`ve always had a big problem with the M&M`s - not these unknown nerds in the article whom I`d never heard of but the candies with faces and legs. I do not like them and they do not convince me as product spokespeople. (And by the way, when did M&M`s start melting in my hands?? I noticed that they do these days.)

And I had the exact same thought about the article: The Burger King is missing and he does take the cake so far as creepy mascots go.

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Male 550
Reminds me of my previous wallpaper.
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Male 25
Where was the Burger King? He`s the scariest. Especially when he sort of pops up on the screen it scares the crap outta me.
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Male 3,296
that vegetable giant is the reason why i dont eat vegetables i dont wanna ever look remotely like that
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Female 695
3justme3, Duh. It`s a parody of Candy Man. Different lyrics.

Oh man. M&M man and Ronald McDonald. Pedos galore.

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Male 429
The first McDonald`s commercial made me think the kid was trying to deceive the stranger into going back into the hell house one he offers flat pancakes with meat inside. See how he desperately tries to push the clown back to the mental hospital dressed as a fast food restaurant?
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Female 498
isnt the m&m`s song almost the same if not the same song as the candy man song? who can make the sun shine the candy man can... the one about drugs..?
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Male 2,113
there creepy
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Male 4,393
o god.... X-(
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Male 98
Yo! Where is the Noid? That bastard stole my pizza.
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Male 1,425
There are no words....and I thought todays commercials sucked I obviously haven`t seen commercials of the distant past..haha.
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Female 26
ronald mcdonald reminds me of John Wayne Gacey for some reason...
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Female 1,572
I agree with all but snap crackle and pop...they`re awesome :3
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Male 179
Lmmmaaaaooooo
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Female 837
Definitely not liking the creepy green giant. He looks like he`d gnaw my face off. Vegetarian? Feh. I think not.
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Male 568
I think Ronald should have taken the mom`s advice, and not talked to the kid. That kid looked like he was trying to molest the hell out of ol`Ron at the end, and Ronald was trying to get a way.
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Female 486
That was very creepy...especially the M&M guy and Ronald McDonald. Though he`s still creepy.
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Male 274
wow...that first ronald macdonald advert realy was just like a training video for how to lure kids away..i mean, it had pretty much nothing to do with their product..just that if ur a kid, and a clown claiming to be from macdonalds talks to you..follow him! wtf lol
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Male 194
WTF is up with that giant man mom wasn`t kidding when she said don`t make faces because they`ll stay like that
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Male 2,703
doomlike? trying to learn kids? someone needs to TEACH you proper grammar.

also, cracked.com has posted some terribly boring articles lately, perhaps their writers have lost their funny.

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Male 416
I think even worse about the mascots is the promotion of fastfood for kids... trying to learn them fastfood is completely ``good``.
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Male 576
On Ronald McDonald: "The Nick Nolte-mugshot hair, the makeup that looks like it was applied using a series of violent blows to the face, the yellowing teeth"... "a clown that looks like the result of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly having passed through the teleporter."

HAA! Thats journalism at it`s finnest kids.

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Male 292
I think that The M&M`s Candies Man is a pedo. :O

also first. :)

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Male 382
Link: The 7 Most Terrifying Corporate Mascots Ever [Rate Link] - Judging from this article, ad executives were on tons of drugs. And why did Ronald McDonald look like a child molester?
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