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Date: 03/06/08 06:05 AM

33 Responses to The 7 Most Terrifying Corporate Mascots Ever

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    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    March 5, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Link: The 7 Most Terrifying Corporate Mascots Ever - Judging from this article, ad executives were on tons of drugs. And why did Ronald McDonald look like a child molester?
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    Meh110 Male 13-17
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    March 6, 2008 at 6:13 am
    I think that The M&M`s Candies Man is a pedo. :O

    also first. :)

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    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 6:25 am
    On Ronald McDonald: "The Nick Nolte-mugshot hair, the makeup that looks like it was applied using a series of violent blows to the face, the yellowing teeth"... "a clown that looks like the result of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly having passed through the teleporter."

    HAA! Thats journalism at it`s finnest kids.

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    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 6:48 am
    I think even worse about the mascots is the promotion of fastfood for kids... trying to learn them fastfood is completely ``good``.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    March 6, 2008 at 6:54 am
    doomlike? trying to learn kids? someone needs to TEACH you proper grammar.

    also, has posted some terribly boring articles lately, perhaps their writers have lost their funny.

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    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 6:55 am
    WTF is up with that giant man mom wasn`t kidding when she said don`t make faces because they`ll stay like that
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    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 7:06 am
    wow...that first ronald macdonald advert realy was just like a training video for how to lure kids away..i mean, it had pretty much nothing to do with their product..just that if ur a kid, and a clown claiming to be from macdonalds talks to you..follow him! wtf lol
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    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 7:30 am
    That was very creepy...especially the M&M guy and Ronald McDonald. Though he`s still creepy.
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    TheShape Male 30-39
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    March 6, 2008 at 8:04 am
    I think Ronald should have taken the mom`s advice, and not talked to the kid. That kid looked like he was trying to molest the hell out of ol`Ron at the end, and Ronald was trying to get a way.
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    AndelleRae Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2008 at 9:50 am
    Definitely not liking the creepy green giant. He looks like he`d gnaw my face off. Vegetarian? Feh. I think not.
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    Johnnyk123 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 9:52 am
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2008 at 10:55 am
    I agree with all but snap crackle and pop...they`re awesome :3
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    Jazeme Female 13-17
    26 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 11:20 am
    ronald mcdonald reminds me of John Wayne Gacey for some reason...
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    March 6, 2008 at 11:54 am
    There are no words....and I thought todays commercials sucked I obviously haven`t seen commercials of the distant past..haha.
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    horseyplay Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Yo! Where is the Noid? That bastard stole my pizza.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    March 6, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    o god.... X-(
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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
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    March 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    there creepy
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    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    isnt the m&m`s song almost the same if not the same song as the candy man song? who can make the sun shine the candy man can... the one about drugs..?
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    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    The first McDonald`s commercial made me think the kid was trying to deceive the stranger into going back into the hell house one he offers flat pancakes with meat inside. See how he desperately tries to push the clown back to the mental hospital dressed as a fast food restaurant?
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    MissMage Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    3justme3, Duh. It`s a parody of Candy Man. Different lyrics.

    Oh man. M&M man and Ronald McDonald. Pedos galore.

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    that vegetable giant is the reason why i dont eat vegetables i dont wanna ever look remotely like that
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    milo94 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Where was the Burger King? He`s the scariest. Especially when he sort of pops up on the screen it scares the crap outta me.
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    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Reminds me of my previous wallpaper.
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    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    Oh, c`mon, Green Giant is sexy. I`d do it with him like minks, even if it tore me up a bit.

    On the other hand, I`ve always had a big problem with the M&M`s - not these unknown nerds in the article whom I`d never heard of but the candies with faces and legs. I do not like them and they do not convince me as product spokespeople. (And by the way, when did M&M`s start melting in my hands?? I noticed that they do these days.)

    And I had the exact same thought about the article: The Burger King is missing and he does take the cake so far as creepy mascots go.

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    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    Gonna go hide in my closet. brb.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    March 6, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    For the Brits, I`d like to add the Honey Monster from SugarPuffs!
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    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    March 6, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    meh there are worse out there
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2008 at 4:42 am
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    March 7, 2008 at 4:44 am
    Its uts own style.
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    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    March 7, 2008 at 5:40 am
    wow, how am i to sleep at night now? just not right? scary
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    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 7, 2008 at 7:05 am
    Oh, boy. The guys down at Cracked never cease to amuse.
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    SmexyKream Male 13-17
    52 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 4:02 am
    When I saw the Green Giant guy the following scenario played out in my head: The Green Giant walks up to you and offers you a can of green beans, you kindly refuse his offer, and his face turns from a smile into a cold, lifeless, blank expression and he then kicks the poo out of you.
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    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    April 12, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    Yea, wha happen to Burger King?

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