Sweet Sixteen

Submitted by: wkdrake 9 years ago in Funny

Finally, the hidden truths hidden in the show: My Super Sweet Sixteen.
There are 95 comments:
Female 21
It`s really sad that some parents allow their children to act this way. What a waste of money...
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Female 62
"I wanna make my entrance on an elephant.
No, a tiger.
No, Shakille O`Neal.
No, Shakille O`Neal ON a tiger."

That made me ROFL, literally.

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Male 27
anyone else see the guy on the first page got drating through the filter?
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Female 7
IF I DON`T GET A HELICOPTER FOR MY 16TH BIRTHDAY PARTY I WILL TOTALLY CRY, MOM.
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Female 3
everytime i watch that programme (which has only been about 3 times) i have wanted to punch someone in the back of the head.
but scarlett johansson= gorrrrrgeousss.
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Male 3,296
she didnt vomit on her face

i was dissapointed

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Female 48
I just died a little on the inside.
And threw up a little in my mouth.
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Female 498
heheh silly snl people
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Female 662
Hilarious.
I love Scarlett.
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Male 1,231
many a true word said in jest...
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Female 128
That was agony to watch, despite it being kind of fun and interesting because of its truthfulness
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Male 101
haha thanx for backing me up while i was sleeping, loofahboy.
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Female 51
god i hate people like that
i just had my 16th bday yesterday
my little sister got the flu
so we spend the whole day taking care of her
my step dad left and
well yeah it sucked
that show should be thrown into a vortex in space
people like that dont deserve what they get
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Male 2,395
OMG I never saw this skit on SNL before!!
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Female 406
I agree wholeheartedly, emilia. I`d rather watch Barney than those pooheads being spoiled by their parents. If I were the parents of a spoiled girl, I`d commit suicide or murder. Either one would be suitable.
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Female 22
baaha. i live be the st. louis arch! =P
and god, i can`t barely even watch that show anymore. ugh the kids on there are such brats.
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Male 276
[email protected]`I had to smuggle an Nuclear WARhead into Cambodia, but it`s worth it` lol
but then again some people have to work then they are people like this
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Male 290
say wat silly?
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Male 7,933
"People need to stop using the phrases "who cares?" and "No one cares." Honestly who are any of you to decided what other people care about? Why don`t you just say "I don`t care" "
Who cares?

And now that we are on this grammar thing. One time I mistook are for our. I was passed out.

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Male 7,933
Music Television Movie Awards?
Anyway "Why wont Shakira wrestle an alligator? She is acting like a total immigrant!" Genious.

And not all the sweet 16 girls are like that (completely like that I mean). I knew a girl who in my old school actually had a quinceniera in My Super Sweet 16. She was spoiled but not to the extent of most of those girls.

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Female 406
All I want for my Sweet 16 would be... that`s a toughie. I guess I`d take anything. Poor "best friend" of that girl. Oh! Now I know what I want for my Sweet 16... All girls like this one to go to hell.
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Female 16
I love SNL.This is probably one of my favorite episodes.The chandelier skit that she did was hilarious.

dre5922... The dad is Chris Parnell.

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Female 507
"However, you give me food for thought. I wonder how these girls treat their teachers?"


They probably skip all their classes; just hang around and be popular.

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Female 98
Pretty accurate comparison to the actual show.

Now, my input is, the show should be throwing a party for kids who CAN`T make ends meet instead of conveying the image of spoiled little twats. Staged or not, it`s repulsive to watch.

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Female 239
I never got the whole "big ass sweet sixteen". When I turned 16, my friends took me out for lunch. It was WAYYYY better than a huge party ever could have been. This was really funny and the show is pretty much like that.
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Male 1,141
i dont understand why girls have to have crazy extravagant parties on their sixteenth birthday! I am 17 and I only had a quick family party when I was 16 haha. OH by the way this show sucks, and the girls on it are the most spoiled people in the world.
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Female 273
That actually reminds me of an old friend of mine
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Female 207
Lol, this stuff is hilarious.

I really hate that show, but I think it`s great since it`s all staged. I got to watch a behind the scenes episode and a celebrity had given the chick in question his gold, diamond encrusted necklace. Later after the party, you see his agent talking to the girl saying that she couldn`t really keep the necklace, he was just there for appearances and took it back. It was hilarious.

They don`t get to keep the vehicles they get either, and most of the money comes right out of the parent`s pockets. And then the stupid, ungrateful little twerps throw tantrums when the wrong shade of pink is used in their party.

Seriously, I have no idea why kids are going to hell in a hand basket these days, but it`s sickening to see the spoiled brats they`re turning into.

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Male 576
^I`m lost sheeeeeps. Can you enlighten me?
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Female 429
I`m hidden really hidden glad that someone hidden posted this. It`s so hidden funny.

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LMFAO.
hahahahahahahahahahah
that was funny.

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Female 429
that was the dumbest thing ever. superfail. i didnt even laugh one single bit.
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Female 2,258
That show is just depressing. There was one where a girl had been adopted because her mother was a crack whore and instead of feeling grateful and lucky for being given a chance at a better life she picked up the spoiled "I deserve this" act so quickly.
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Male 9,305
I want to vomit, but I`m laughing too hard!
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Male 71
I`m hidden really hidden glad that someone hidden posted this. It`s so hidden funny.
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Female 1,572
goodness XD
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Male 121
lol why are people getting so worked up about grammar? who i bet everyone at one time or another has spelled you`re as your same thing really
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Male 221
lol i couldnt tell the difference! (between the actor and a real person on MSSS)
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Female 1,468
And to think this is close to reality.
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Female 466
OMG.......
society doesn`t allow girls to act like that...
their IDIOT parents do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 98
That was tame compared to the girls on that show.
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Female 367
Whether or not the real show is staged or not, it`s sad people (including parents) wants to be on it just to make them look "cool" and "popular" and rich. Come on, get a life.

The clip was soooo close to the real show lol.

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Male 815
Scarlett Johansson is soo fine
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Male 121
People need to stop using the phrases "who cares?" and "No one cares." Honestly who are any of you to decided what other people care about? Why don`t you just say "I don`t care"
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Female 837
dibens, I`ll totally travel back in time for you and make it happen. :-p

Funny, but yeah, not too far off from the truth. *shakes head*

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Male 695
stupidest organism on the planet? teenage girls.
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Male 203
I want Scarlett Johansson for my sixteenth birthday lol
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Male 217
Pabasa: Sterilisation would be the answer for the sweet 16 girls, but Scarlett can keep her ovaries. She`s alright.
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Male 1,275
=/
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Male 1,275
Pretty funny
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Male 1,275
Haa Haa Haa
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Male 944
sad thing is that its all true...
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Male 17
We should cut her open and burn her nipples.
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Male 41
why wont shakira wrestle a aligator lol
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Male 317
I`m obviously write, pay attention to me.
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Female 4,028
Haha!
They`re exaggerating, but only a little bit though, that`s what`s sad.
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Male 317
"It`s hard to tell if Lost_In_Time is serious or joking."

...I was absolutely positively telling the truth, can`t you tell? But in all reality, I wish I have a daughter like that some day.

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Male 259
who is the guy who plays the dad? it sounds so familiar.
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Male 3,301
"Of course. Writing tight, fight, or eight instead of "right" would fall under not paying attention. Inserting a word that sounds the same but has a completely different spelling kind of falls under the "not very intelligent" section :/"

WHO. GIVES. A. FUUCK!!!?
Stop trying to prove yourselves over something so pointless.

The fact of the matter is, he got the point across. Who cares if it was spelled wrong? ITS THE INTERNET! THE DAMN INTERNET! NOT GRADE SCHOOL. Throwing a fit about spelling over the internet is like complaining about stepping on a land mine with the wrong foot. Grammar Nazis, the lot of ya.

/Rant

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Male 1,129
That was awesome..
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Male 679
"yeah i noticed that after posting.
there is a difference between not paying attention when typing and being stupid."

Of course. Writing tight, fight, or eight instead of "right" would fall under not paying attention. Inserting a word that sounds the same but has a completely different spelling kind of falls under the "not very intelligent" section :/

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Male 4,012
I think it should be made legal to neuter these girls.
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Female 78
SNL is lame but Scarlett Johansson is awesome.
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Male 3,301
"but the only thing "right" and "write" have in common is pronunciation. How do you confuse the two while typing?"

Let me elaborate: WHO CARES!?

Who gives a damn!? What the hell does it matter how it`s spelled? He got the message across, didnt he? This is the internet! Probably the most informal "place" on the planet. This isn`t a classroom setting.

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Female 268
Haha this clip was hilarious. Very funny. Captures the essence of spoilt rich brats.
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Male 420
this was fake? i thought it was a clip out of the show. it seemed authentic to me
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Female 3,001
hahahahaa
i wanna be rich. :(
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Male 490
Hah, grammar nazi! It just kills me on the inside a little when a non-native speaker has more appreciation for the language than people whose primary language it is. I can understand occasional errors in spelling and typo`s happen, but the only thing "right" and "write" have in common is pronunciation. How do you confuse the two while typing?
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Male 4,246
It`s hard to tell if Lost_In_Time is serious or joking.
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Female 264
^Well obviously it`s a sketch...
I hate girls like that.
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Male 317
It`s obviously a sketch. Jeez people...
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Female 296
son of a betch! how did you do that!
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Female 296
did anyone notice that headwound got past the filter?!!

drat! drating...

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Male 3,301
^^ Thats because, unlike you, were all sleeping like normal people. :P
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Male 121
of course everyone goes silent after Owen posts his oppinion
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Male 121
Society allows these girls to act like this and society also says men are not allowed to hit woman that act like this >:( I`m not a "rebel" and don`t want to upset the social order but for you guys who want to "rebel" against society I encourage you to stop ditching class and just punch one of these spoiled twats in the mouth instead.
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Male 4,246
Kill them.

Kill them all.

With fire.

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Male 2,113
fail
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Female 960
My Sweet Sixteen was super...and better.
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Male 3,301
Pahaha, dont listen to that grammar nazi. :p
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Male 101
yeah i noticed that after posting.
there is a difference between not paying attention when typing and being stupid.
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Male 1,766
a classy pimp
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Male 3,301
"not if they get married to some equally snobby rich guy who appeses them"

What, like a pimp?

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Male 1,766
not if they get married to some equally snobby rich guy who appeses them
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Male 3,301
Why get angry? Their comeuppance will get them in the end. Though I suppose; being angry at the parents, yeah...
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Female 58
Who was the host that night? I was trying to figure that out through the entire thing... Still couldn`t...
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Male 559
I fu­cking hate girls like this. Joke or not, it`s hard to watch without getting angry at the fact that people like this actually exist.
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Male 8
If it makes you feel any better I know of someone who was actually on that show, and the entire thing is staged. There was this one gay guy from Farmington, CT who was supposed to be the most popular person in school and have this great party but it wasn`t even close. Almost nobody at the school liked him, and nobody wanted to go to the party. He also supposedly got a lexus or something like that, but it was really his Aunts, and he didn`t get a car until a year later.
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Male 490
pahaha, please realize the difference between "write" and "right" before making remarks about stupidity.

However, you give me food for thought. I wonder how these girls treat their teachers?

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Male 490
Yes, worse than holocaust, but for a different reason...
It`s sad because it`s not even that far-fetched. You`d think successful people would bother teaching their kids the proper values so they can be successful too, but appearently not.

Oh well, parents, after you die, these spoiled brats will sqander away everything and your grandchildren will have to start over.

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Male 101
so sad.
because they really are like that,
just not as strait forward about it.

but really,
i feel sorry for girls like that,
one day they will realize that their whole life is given to them and they have no write to be considered human.
o wait,
theyre all too stupid to figure that out.
oh well.

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Male 3,301
Looks that that other rich-kid video is catching on.
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Male 1,766
its funny because its true but thats why its sad
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Male 78
well, techinally, i got the first post.
:D
i love the part about the mom giving her $1000

SNL Rules!

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Female 209
YAY first!!! LOL... that is true with some of the b****es who go to my school... :-P
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Male 78
Link: Sweet Sixteen [Rate Link] - Finally, the hidden truths hidden in the show: My Super Sweet Sixteen.
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