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Date: 03/14/08 09:49 AM

54 Responses to Smooth Criminal Seal

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    March 13, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Link: Smooth Criminal Seal - The latest rendition of Michael Jackson`s hit, Smooth Criminal--now with 100 percent less creepy.
  2. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:05 am
    ^your face is photoshopped. Dont ever disrespect the seal chump!
  3. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:09 am
    how could you tell if the seal is photo shopped
  4. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:10 am
    By the description, I thought the singer Seal did a version of the song. Boy was I wrong. I should read things more literally.
  5. Profile photo of ERICPARKOUR
    ERICPARKOUR Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:10 am
    Haha what a fat seal, looks like good meat
  6. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Very cute. Although, that wasn`t a seal, but a sea lion. Sorry to get so technical.
  7. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:18 am
    Lol..... I want one.......
  8. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:20 am
    A close up of the girl would be nice.
  9. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:21 am
    u retard KOUGAJI `photoshopped` how the fu-ck can you tell? you sad pooe >-(
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:23 am
    ^^ "Very cute. Although, that wasn`t a seal, but a sea lion. Sorry to get so technical."

    Actually it`s a walrus sweetheart (the tusks are a giveaway)- I don`t mean to be a species nazi, but if you`re going to correct someone make sure you get it right...

  11. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:27 am
    So, is this the aww of the day or something? xD
  12. Profile photo of Linaeve
    Linaeve Female 18-29
    28 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:32 am
    Totally freaking sweet. That seal made me LOL.
  13. Profile photo of Slider388
    Slider388 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Nice vid.

    tobyvictoy, my thoughts exactly.

    And btw, get a sense of humor about the seal photoshopped thingy.

  14. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1076 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:42 am
    pfft, I dance better than that seal a.k.a. sea lion, a.k.a walrus, a.k.a your mom.
  15. Profile photo of koolwalla
    koolwalla Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:43 am
    i like it.
  16. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:49 am
    want! *gimmegimmegimme*
    that seal/sealion/walrus/somebodies mother danced better than me :(
    i have a DREAAMM!! =D
  17. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Awww, I wish I could work with walruses. They`re so cute!
  18. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
    192 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:03 am
    That was kind of cute. =D I thought that it was the singer Seal though when I first read the description.
  19. Profile photo of elliannah
    elliannah Female 18-29
    53 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:30 am
    adorable. it should be longer, though. :(
  20. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Sooo cute! That must have taken months of traning though.
  21. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:35 am
    that`s a small walrus.....
  22. Profile photo of SystemFail
    SystemFail Male 13-17
    108 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:38 am
    "By the description, I thought the singer Seal did a version of the song. Boy was I wrong. I should read things more literally."

    I totally thought the same thing!

  23. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:44 am
    Aaaawww... so cute.
  24. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:45 am
    The Alien Ant Farm version is good. I like it allot better than the crappy MJ version.
  25. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:45 am
    Russians represent! (The words across the screen were "Star of the dance floor" btw)
  26. Profile photo of Funbox20
    Funbox20 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
    I like it!
  27. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 11:55 am
    Haha, I actually laughed out loud at that one.
  28. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    Pretty sure it`s a seal lion, since those weren`t really tusks but whiskers, unless I`m totally mistaken. ^_^" Very cute, though.
  29. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    That was cute...but that woman needs to put some meat on her bones!
  30. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    i want a dancing walrus
  31. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    or whatever that was
  32. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    That`d be really small for a walrus, and about right for a sea lion, but I can`t tell which it is. One point for the sea lion.

    It didn`t look like it had a pointed nose like sea lions had, but flatter, like walruses. One point for the walrus.

    Sometimes it looked like it had tusks, sometimes it looked like it didn`t. Half a point for each.

    That`s a point and a half on each side, so I say it`s a sealrus.

  33. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    This seal versus
    Bucket Seal. GO!
  34. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    It`s a sea lion. Seals have hind feet that join at the ankle. This awesome dancing pinniped does not. Bow to the world`s greatest sea lion.
  35. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    o god..... X-(
  36. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    It`s a walrus. You can see the tusks if you look closely..
  37. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    you can also see big whiskers on the front of the face instead of the side like a sea lion.
  38. Profile photo of Snoodlz
    Snoodlz Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    amazing
  39. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    I wonder how long it took to teach him/her that... that seal/sea lion could EASILY beat me in a dance off!
  40. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    since we dont know what it is let call it sea mom walirus
  41. Profile photo of milkymilk
    milkymilk Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    omg how cute!
  42. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Who cares what it is? It dances like MJ!! Let`s see if it can do the moonwalk!
  43. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    GO SEALLLLLLLLLLLL!
  44. Profile photo of Bellatrix391
    Bellatrix391 Female 13-17
    176 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    "The Alien Ant Farm version is good. I like it allot better than the crappy MJ version."

    Ohhh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh deary deary dear.

  45. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    how do you train an animal to do stuff like this? o.o seriously
  46. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    Interesting. Walirus, seal, sea lion all still fester in ther sh_it.
  47. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    ^^ Insightful comment. Indeed.
  48. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Hooray!
  49. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    March 14, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    RANNY WAR WOO WO KAE WO KAE WO KAE RANNY! YOUVE BEEN HIT BY A LEOPARD SEAL!!!!(walrus gets owned shortly after)
  50. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 15, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    Is that the LOLrus? But yeah, cool video.
  51. Profile photo of hedonistic
    hedonistic Male 30-39
    103 posts
    March 16, 2008 at 1:05 am
    bwahahaha. That`s all I have to say.
  52. Profile photo of Prinn
    Prinn Male 18-29
    63 posts
    March 16, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    That seal`s got moves!
  53. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    March 18, 2008 at 7:30 am
    THIS IS A dratING WALRUS FANCYLAD, studie more biology or sumt huahuaehuaehhueauhae
  54. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Hahaha. it looks so funny.

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