Smooth Criminal Seal

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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The latest rendition of Michael Jackson"s hit, Smooth Criminal--now with 100 percent less creepy.
There are 54 comments:
Female 188
Hahaha. it looks so funny.
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Male 355
THIS IS A dratING WALRUS FANCYLAD, studie more biology or sumt huahuaehuaehhueauhae
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Male 63
That seal`s got moves!
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Male 103
bwahahaha. That`s all I have to say.
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Male 4,680
Is that the LOLrus? But yeah, cool video.
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Male 1,556
RANNY WAR WOO WO KAE WO KAE WO KAE RANNY! YOUVE BEEN HIT BY A LEOPARD SEAL!!!!(walrus gets owned shortly after)
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Female 4,447
Hooray!
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Male 12,138
^^ Insightful comment. Indeed.
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Male 1,404
Interesting. Walirus, seal, sea lion all still fester in ther sh_it.
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Female 1,070
how do you train an animal to do stuff like this? o.o seriously
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Female 176
"The Alien Ant Farm version is good. I like it allot better than the crappy MJ version."

Ohhh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh deary deary dear.

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Female 1,572
GO SEALLLLLLLLLLLL!
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Male 686
Who cares what it is? It dances like MJ!! Let`s see if it can do the moonwalk!
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Female 38
omg how cute!
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Male 188
since we dont know what it is let call it sea mom walirus
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Female 239
I wonder how long it took to teach him/her that... that seal/sea lion could EASILY beat me in a dance off!
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Female 39
amazing
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Male 570
you can also see big whiskers on the front of the face instead of the side like a sea lion.
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Male 371
It`s a walrus. You can see the tusks if you look closely..
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Male 4,393
o god..... X-(
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Male 455
It`s a sea lion. Seals have hind feet that join at the ankle. This awesome dancing pinniped does not. Bow to the world`s greatest sea lion.
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Male 896
This seal versus
Bucket Seal. GO!
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Female 283
That`d be really small for a walrus, and about right for a sea lion, but I can`t tell which it is. One point for the sea lion.

It didn`t look like it had a pointed nose like sea lions had, but flatter, like walruses. One point for the walrus.

Sometimes it looked like it had tusks, sometimes it looked like it didn`t. Half a point for each.

That`s a point and a half on each side, so I say it`s a sealrus.

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Female 560
or whatever that was
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Female 560
i want a dancing walrus
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Female 2,074
That was cute...but that woman needs to put some meat on her bones!
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Female 458
Pretty sure it`s a seal lion, since those weren`t really tusks but whiskers, unless I`m totally mistaken. ^_^" Very cute, though.
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Female 1,468
Haha, I actually laughed out loud at that one.
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Male 165
I like it!
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Male 490
Russians represent! (The words across the screen were "Star of the dance floor" btw)
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Male 1,583
The Alien Ant Farm version is good. I like it allot better than the crappy MJ version.
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Male 2,395
Aaaawww... so cute.
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Male 108
"By the description, I thought the singer Seal did a version of the song. Boy was I wrong. I should read things more literally."

I totally thought the same thing!

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Male 570
that`s a small walrus.....
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Female 290
Sooo cute! That must have taken months of traning though.
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Female 53
adorable. it should be longer, though. :(
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Female 192
That was kind of cute. =D I thought that it was the singer Seal though when I first read the description.
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Female 2,258
Awww, I wish I could work with walruses. They`re so cute!
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Female 691
want! *gimmegimmegimme*
that seal/sealion/walrus/somebodies mother danced better than me :(
i have a DREAAMM!! =D
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Male 96
i like it.
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Male 1,122
pfft, I dance better than that seal a.k.a. sea lion, a.k.a walrus, a.k.a your mom.
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Male 97
Nice vid.

tobyvictoy, my thoughts exactly.

And btw, get a sense of humor about the seal photoshopped thingy.

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Female 28
Totally freaking sweet. That seal made me LOL.
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Female 496
So, is this the aww of the day or something? xD
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Male 12,138
^^ "Very cute. Although, that wasn`t a seal, but a sea lion. Sorry to get so technical."

Actually it`s a walrus sweetheart (the tusks are a giveaway)- I don`t mean to be a species nazi, but if you`re going to correct someone make sure you get it right...

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Female 2,672
u retard KOUGAJI `photoshopped` how the fu-ck can you tell? you sad pooe >-(
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Male 406
A close up of the girl would be nice.
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Male 483
Lol..... I want one.......
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Female 327
Very cute. Although, that wasn`t a seal, but a sea lion. Sorry to get so technical.
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Male 2
Haha what a fat seal, looks like good meat
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Male 650
By the description, I thought the singer Seal did a version of the song. Boy was I wrong. I should read things more literally.
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Male 188
how could you tell if the seal is photo shopped
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Male 576
^your face is photoshopped. Dont ever disrespect the seal chump!
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Male 20,901
Link: Smooth Criminal Seal [Rate Link] - The latest rendition of Michael Jackson`s hit, Smooth Criminal--now with 100 percent less creepy.
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