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70 Responses to Sarah Jessica Parker is Voted Unsexiest Ever?

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 10:50 am
    Link: Sarah Jessica Parker is Voted Unsexiest Ever? - She was given the title a 6 months ago, but she`s now addressing it-suspiciously just as her new movie is about to open.
  2. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    She does have a rather horse-like face...
  3. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    I agree, she bears much resemblance to barbaro.
  4. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    I`d have to agree with that I think.
  5. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    Indeed, AlfishKK, I don`t really find her "sexy".
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    arber123 Male 70 & Over
    92 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    ew she shouldtke a tan
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    conisking Male 13-17
    70 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    she`s about as sexy as a penis with legs </joke>
  8. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    You know I don`t think she`s ugly personally, but I wouldn`t call her pretty either.. It just seems like the woman is so full of herself in everything she does.. From that sex in the city garbage, to the mulitiple vanity products she endorses.. I think she`d be a lot more attractive if she even showed the tiniest hint of humility.. a tiny bit of sweetness, maybe? Maybe a little more Gweneth Paltrow, and a little less Meryl Streep?? Wow, that sounded kinda fruity..
  9. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    She`s not the worlds ugliest woman...this thing is:


    Beautiful designs ugly woman
    (and this is her without the ugly I stood out in the sun too long orange leather complexion)

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    foxynew Female 18-29
    123 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    yeah, she is unsexy, i`ve never understood what did they picked her to do the serie.
  11. Profile photo of wolfpup13
    wolfpup13 Female 13-17
    67 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    shes not ugly, but she definatley aint that pretty.but to eachs own...
  12. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
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    March 21, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    I feel bad for her, how humiliating would that be? Besides, she`s not THAT bad looking.
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    ew whats with her tongue but yea she is ugly
  14. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Shes meh.
  15. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    She`s not really attractive, especially by hollywood standards, but i`ve seen much worse!
  16. Profile photo of CorriganDK
    CorriganDK Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    She is not unsexy.
    Amy Winehouse is unsexy!
  17. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    March 21, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    I have seen worst.

    I bet she care.

  18. Profile photo of pinkie05
    pinkie05 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    OMGGG i think shes SO pretty lmfao thats insane.
  19. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    Retarded, Tabloids are Ghey, "Mens Magazines" are Ghey, Opinion Polls are Ghey and I am sure the person writing the diatribe was Ghey.

    Not everyone gets to be Beautiful. She at least is human and not dieing from a facial tumor, besides, Rosie O`Donnel is Fat and Ugly.

    How Maxim Magazine missed that I can`t guess, but to summarize my thoughts, GHEY.

  20. Profile photo of DanyCash101
    DanyCash101 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    nah sarahb jesica parker is well sexy.

    (especialy considering her age)

    but even still.

    i wouldnt be caught saying no

  21. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    So she doesn`t fit into the conventional category of sexy, is that any reason to say something like that? I mean really, does such a list really need to exist?! Personally, I do not find her sexy, then again, I don`t really find any woman sexy as I bat for the other team. But I`ve always thought she was beautiful, even in her "square pegs" days she was cute in a nerdy way. Just goes to show you how much importance our society puts on such pointless things.
  22. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    OMG YES FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS I HAVE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE WOMAN OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  23. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    God damnit, OK she shows resemblance to a horse, big w00t!

    she is seriusly not that bad looking, seriusly, wtf? have people gon insane? noone has right to say that she`s ugly unless your worse... come on. give it a break!

    low self asteem is no reason to slingshot comments about people that did alitle bether than you.

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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    i agree
  25. Profile photo of Victor_Watts
    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    It`s only because she`s old now, and even then there isn`t one straight male here that wouldn`t hit it.
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    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Granted it was a horrible way to put it, but face the fact, Maxium Mag basically said what we all were thinking..SHE`S FUGLY

    We have a few names for her at work:
    Dog Faced Gremlin
    Horse face
    Dee Schnider

    You get the point...

    Or "Her face looks like a foot, the bottom", and my favorite "With all that money, you think she would have that conjoined twin removed from her chin".

    She`s digusting & can`t understand how people say she`s beautiful..Who cares what Ferris Bueller says, he`s old and bloated.

  27. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Shes got kind of a nice bod at least...
  28. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    I think the is very unattractive regardless of looks. She has no softness to her, even when wearing a dress she lacks femininity.
    She is not the ugliest woman in the woman but she is very plain and looks a little haggard now.
    I don`t like her, don`t know why but there is just something unattractive about her personality.
  29. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    she is unsexy
  30. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:47 pm
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    Victor_Watts
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    116 Posts Friday, March 21, 2008 2:28:17 PM
    It`s only because she`s old now, and even then there isn`t one straight male here that wouldn`t hit it.

    End quote.


    You`re absolutely correct. I would hit that.

    With a baseball bat.

  31. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    I think she is pretty :|
  32. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    i think your pretty too
  33. Profile photo of emjaybee
    emjaybee Male 13-17
    30 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    i completely agree, recycleelf. it`s pathetic how people all gang up on this innocent (and although it`s completely irrelevant, very attractive) woman just to take the spotlight off of their own inadequacies. for shame.
  34. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    I would never call her "Ugly" but i admit, not sexy... but realy not UGLY, seriusly ppl, grow up. shes just aging, with less style.
  35. Profile photo of chrismeraz
    chrismeraz Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    For some time, actually, I considered her the sexiest woman alive. Not anymore only `cause I haven`t seen her in a while, but I can`t think of anyone sexier right this instant. Hawt!
  36. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    ahh brings back the memories of stewie describing that her face resembled a foot.

    But I think its a bit unfair to call her the unsexiest woman in the world.

  37. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    Just to add I think this poll was just cruel and unnecessary. Does it mean I think she is attractive - no. Do I think it matters to anyone whether I think she is pretty - no.
    Is she the unsexiest woman in the world...of course not.
  38. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Ya know I think the girl in my science class who is goth, has no friends, smells like raw f*ck sh*t *ss, is horribly overweight and laughs to herself when she farts right in class, is just a tinnyyyy little bit more unsexier, just a smidgeon.
  39. Profile photo of WRONGonRED
    WRONGonRED Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    eww kill it
  40. Profile photo of bandits1111
    bandits1111 Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    wow, I sincerely hope that neither she nor her press agent read these comments. She you really can`t please everyone, it`s not humanly possible, but she could fire the people who clothe her. There are many interestingly sexy people out there. I mean, someone loves carrot top!
  41. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    urgh Maxim. I can only imagine the kind of piggish men that would purchase such garbage. Probably just as disgusting as the men who write it.
  42. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    I wouldn`t agree that she`s *that* ugly. There are far worse out there. However...I`ve never really thought she was pretty. It`s just that everyone is always saying she`s gorgeous and she isn`t.
  43. Profile photo of Panthergal09
    Panthergal09 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    I don`t think she got voted most unsexy because of her looks. She got voted that because she`s not pretty, yet she thinks she is. She isn`t ugly, but her roosteriness makes her seem that way.
  44. Profile photo of mollyluv77
    mollyluv77 Female 13-17
    81 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    screw all of you, SJP is amazing.
  45. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Are you kidding? SJP isn`t ugly. She`s pretty good looking considering her age.
  46. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    Excuse me, her age? She is still a young woman. With a chin she could dig a trench with. She may have talent but she is has never been a beauty.
  47. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Wow, when men realize they cannot ever have a woman, they really do go brutal on her. Never realized so many metrosexuals responded to these polls
  48. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    Is it just me or does she look like a really old version of Avril Lavigne?
  49. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 21, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    She`s ok. Not really sexy but not the ugliest by far.
  50. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    id hit it
  51. Profile photo of bsmiley55
    bsmiley55 Male 30-39
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    March 21, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    Yeah, if I remember correctly there was an artical buy some of her co-actors that she `smells` sometimes on the set. They never go in it to what it was but they didn`t find it very hygenic.
  52. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    wow there are soo many more women you could have chosen! like Cher or something like that! Or Michael JAckson!
  53. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    Who. Cares. More celebutard nonsense crapola.
  54. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    i agree with whomever said she`s not beautiful but she`s not ugly either. She`s OK, but i LOVED her in Sex in the City. Perhaps it`s her personality that makes her beautiful to people?
  55. Profile photo of BoBbYsWiFeY
    BoBbYsWiFeY Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    you guys have to remember that this is just MAXIMS thing so its just whoever voted in this polls opinon
  56. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    Shame. Did you ever see her in Hocus Pocus? She was quite pretty in that!
  57. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 21, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    finally someone said how ugly she is
  58. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2008 at 9:40 pm

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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    I don`t think she deserves ugliest woman in the world; there`s tons out there much more ugly.

  60. Profile photo of Metal_idol
    Metal_idol Female 18-29
    53 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 12:16 am
    I am SO happy other people think she looks like a horse. I`ve been saying it for ages; I thought I was on crazy-pills.
  61. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 12:37 am
    she looks horrible that hair and makeup don`t help
  62. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2008 at 12:45 am
    Well shes not UGLY--I`ll give her that.

    Besides, its personality that counts--not looks.

    They`re being pretty brutal on her in my opinion.

    Give her a break.

  63. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2008 at 12:46 am
    Also, I do agree with BigBonny--she didnt look half bad in Hocus Pocus
  64. Profile photo of dammilo
    dammilo Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2008 at 4:26 am
    yay, I think too she`s the ugliest woman in the world.
    signed:

  65. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 5:03 am
    i love how her catchphrase for her perfume is "lovely...on the inside"

    well yes dear with a face like an elbo and the carisma of a spoon you at least need to have something going for you.

    though yeah in hocus pocus she was sweet and pretty, i think because she was playful and ironically had a better look going for her bieng pale and all, square peg days she was cute too, but shes turned into fake orange peel nowdays.

  66. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 22, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Sarah Jessica Parker is the ugliest celebrity girl in the world that is supposed to be "sexy". Well, maybe Paris Hilton would tie her, but seriously people, give it a break with defending this woman. First off, most of US wouldn`t have even known about it if she had kept her mouth shut about the matter, it`s a damn men`s magazine (Maxim`s opinions matter now?) and if a celebrity can`t take being poked fun at now and again then they just need to step off the stage and get out of the limelight because that`s going to happen more and more as you get even more popular.
  67. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:36 am
    I don`t think she`s ugly.
  68. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:43 am
    I think she has a lot of character in her face, and maybe having an interesting face = ugly to some people, but for me, its what makes me notice them, in both men and women. I get bored with a lot of faces that are considered conventionally "good looking" because often enough, there`s nothing there to catch the eye. I think she has a naturally pretty face that is unique to her.

    I`m more interested in the personality, anyway, but I don`t know enough about SJP`s personality to comment on it.

  69. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 12:48 am
    And yes, I note the resemblance to a horse, but I didn`t realise that horses were considered ugly.
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    NeurolRu Female 18-29
    74 posts
    March 28, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    Wow... how shallow has our society become? This sort of thing makes me sick to my stomach.

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