Sarah Jessica Parker is Voted Unsexiest Ever?

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/03/sarah-jessica-parker-is-the-unsexiest.html

She was given the title a 6 months ago, but she"s now addressing it-suspiciously just as her new movie is about to open.
There are 70 comments:
Female 74
Wow... how shallow has our society become? This sort of thing makes me sick to my stomach.
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Female 673
And yes, I note the resemblance to a horse, but I didn`t realise that horses were considered ugly.
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Female 673
I think she has a lot of character in her face, and maybe having an interesting face = ugly to some people, but for me, its what makes me notice them, in both men and women. I get bored with a lot of faces that are considered conventionally "good looking" because often enough, there`s nothing there to catch the eye. I think she has a naturally pretty face that is unique to her.

I`m more interested in the personality, anyway, but I don`t know enough about SJP`s personality to comment on it.

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Female 673
I don`t think she`s ugly.
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Male 108
Sarah Jessica Parker is the ugliest celebrity girl in the world that is supposed to be "sexy". Well, maybe Paris Hilton would tie her, but seriously people, give it a break with defending this woman. First off, most of US wouldn`t have even known about it if she had kept her mouth shut about the matter, it`s a damn men`s magazine (Maxim`s opinions matter now?) and if a celebrity can`t take being poked fun at now and again then they just need to step off the stage and get out of the limelight because that`s going to happen more and more as you get even more popular.
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Female 217
i love how her catchphrase for her perfume is "lovely...on the inside"

well yes dear with a face like an elbo and the carisma of a spoon you at least need to have something going for you.

though yeah in hocus pocus she was sweet and pretty, i think because she was playful and ironically had a better look going for her bieng pale and all, square peg days she was cute too, but shes turned into fake orange peel nowdays.

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Male 25
yay, I think too she`s the ugliest woman in the world.
signed:

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Male 1,263
Also, I do agree with BigBonny--she didnt look half bad in Hocus Pocus
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Male 1,263
Well shes not UGLY--I`ll give her that.

Besides, its personality that counts--not looks.

They`re being pretty brutal on her in my opinion.

Give her a break.

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Male 957
she looks horrible that hair and makeup don`t help
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Female 53
I am SO happy other people think she looks like a horse. I`ve been saying it for ages; I thought I was on crazy-pills.
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Female 1,398

I don`t think she deserves ugliest woman in the world; there`s tons out there much more ugly.

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Male 2,216

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Male 336
finally someone said how ugly she is
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Male 2,216
Shame. Did you ever see her in Hocus Pocus? She was quite pretty in that!
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Female 4
you guys have to remember that this is just MAXIMS thing so its just whoever voted in this polls opinon
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Female 1,492
i agree with whomever said she`s not beautiful but she`s not ugly either. She`s OK, but i LOVED her in Sex in the City. Perhaps it`s her personality that makes her beautiful to people?
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Male 580
Who. Cares. More celebutard nonsense crapola.
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Male 1,141
wow there are soo many more women you could have chosen! like Cher or something like that! Or Michael JAckson!
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Male 18
Yeah, if I remember correctly there was an artical buy some of her co-actors that she `smells` sometimes on the set. They never go in it to what it was but they didn`t find it very hygenic.
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Male 3,296
id hit it
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Male 11,739
She`s ok. Not really sexy but not the ugliest by far.
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Female 761
Is it just me or does she look like a really old version of Avril Lavigne?
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Male 3,310
Wow, when men realize they cannot ever have a woman, they really do go brutal on her. Never realized so many metrosexuals responded to these polls
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Female 66
Excuse me, her age? She is still a young woman. With a chin she could dig a trench with. She may have talent but she is has never been a beauty.
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Female 859
Are you kidding? SJP isn`t ugly. She`s pretty good looking considering her age.
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Female 81
screw all of you, SJP is amazing.
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Female 69
I don`t think she got voted most unsexy because of her looks. She got voted that because she`s not pretty, yet she thinks she is. She isn`t ugly, but her roosteriness makes her seem that way.
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Female 486
I wouldn`t agree that she`s *that* ugly. There are far worse out there. However...I`ve never really thought she was pretty. It`s just that everyone is always saying she`s gorgeous and she isn`t.
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Female 1,397
urgh Maxim. I can only imagine the kind of piggish men that would purchase such garbage. Probably just as disgusting as the men who write it.
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Female 152
wow, I sincerely hope that neither she nor her press agent read these comments. She you really can`t please everyone, it`s not humanly possible, but she could fire the people who clothe her. There are many interestingly sexy people out there. I mean, someone loves carrot top!
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Male 23
eww kill it
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Male 536
Ya know I think the girl in my science class who is goth, has no friends, smells like raw f*ck sh*t *ss, is horribly overweight and laughs to herself when she farts right in class, is just a tinnyyyy little bit more unsexier, just a smidgeon.
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Female 311
Just to add I think this poll was just cruel and unnecessary. Does it mean I think she is attractive - no. Do I think it matters to anyone whether I think she is pretty - no.
Is she the unsexiest woman in the world...of course not.
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Male 239
ahh brings back the memories of stewie describing that her face resembled a foot.

But I think its a bit unfair to call her the unsexiest woman in the world.

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Male 53
For some time, actually, I considered her the sexiest woman alive. Not anymore only `cause I haven`t seen her in a while, but I can`t think of anyone sexier right this instant. Hawt!
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Male 3,619
I would never call her "Ugly" but i admit, not sexy... but realy not UGLY, seriusly ppl, grow up. shes just aging, with less style.
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Male 30
i completely agree, recycleelf. it`s pathetic how people all gang up on this innocent (and although it`s completely irrelevant, very attractive) woman just to take the spotlight off of their own inadequacies. for shame.
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Male 194
i think your pretty too
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Female 273
I think she is pretty :|
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Male 287
Quote

Victor_Watts
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
116 Posts Friday, March 21, 2008 2:28:17 PM
It`s only because she`s old now, and even then there isn`t one straight male here that wouldn`t hit it.

End quote.


You`re absolutely correct. I would hit that.

With a baseball bat.

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Male 2,395
she is unsexy
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Female 311
I think the is very unattractive regardless of looks. She has no softness to her, even when wearing a dress she lacks femininity.
She is not the ugliest woman in the woman but she is very plain and looks a little haggard now.
I don`t like her, don`t know why but there is just something unattractive about her personality.
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Male 3,301
Shes got kind of a nice bod at least...
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Female 216
Granted it was a horrible way to put it, but face the fact, Maxium Mag basically said what we all were thinking..SHE`S FUGLY

We have a few names for her at work:
Dog Faced Gremlin
Horse face
Dee Schnider

You get the point...

Or "Her face looks like a foot, the bottom", and my favorite "With all that money, you think she would have that conjoined twin removed from her chin".

She`s digusting & can`t understand how people say she`s beautiful..Who cares what Ferris Bueller says, he`s old and bloated.

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Male 188
It`s only because she`s old now, and even then there isn`t one straight male here that wouldn`t hit it.
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Male 2,113
i agree
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Male 3,619
God damnit, OK she shows resemblance to a horse, big w00t!

she is seriusly not that bad looking, seriusly, wtf? have people gon insane? noone has right to say that she`s ugly unless your worse... come on. give it a break!

low self asteem is no reason to slingshot comments about people that did alitle bether than you.

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Male 194
OMG YES FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS I HAVE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE WOMAN OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 492
So she doesn`t fit into the conventional category of sexy, is that any reason to say something like that? I mean really, does such a list really need to exist?! Personally, I do not find her sexy, then again, I don`t really find any woman sexy as I bat for the other team. But I`ve always thought she was beautiful, even in her "square pegs" days she was cute in a nerdy way. Just goes to show you how much importance our society puts on such pointless things.
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Male 37
nah sarahb jesica parker is well sexy.

(especialy considering her age)

but even still.

i wouldnt be caught saying no

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Male 3,431
Retarded, Tabloids are Ghey, "Mens Magazines" are Ghey, Opinion Polls are Ghey and I am sure the person writing the diatribe was Ghey.

Not everyone gets to be Beautiful. She at least is human and not dieing from a facial tumor, besides, Rosie O`Donnel is Fat and Ugly.

How Maxim Magazine missed that I can`t guess, but to summarize my thoughts, GHEY.

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Female 114
OMGGG i think shes SO pretty lmfao thats insane.
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Male 2,172
I have seen worst.

I bet she care.

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Female 30
She is not unsexy.
Amy Winehouse is unsexy!
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Female 531
She`s not really attractive, especially by hollywood standards, but i`ve seen much worse!
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Male 3,301
Shes meh.
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Female 2,196
ew whats with her tongue but yea she is ugly
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Male 1,014
I feel bad for her, how humiliating would that be? Besides, she`s not THAT bad looking.
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Female 67
shes not ugly, but she definatley aint that pretty.but to eachs own...
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Female 123
yeah, she is unsexy, i`ve never understood what did they picked her to do the serie.
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Female 1,572
She`s not the worlds ugliest woman...this thing is:


Beautiful designs ugly woman
(and this is her without the ugly I stood out in the sun too long orange leather complexion)

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Female 360
You know I don`t think she`s ugly personally, but I wouldn`t call her pretty either.. It just seems like the woman is so full of herself in everything she does.. From that sex in the city garbage, to the mulitiple vanity products she endorses.. I think she`d be a lot more attractive if she even showed the tiniest hint of humility.. a tiny bit of sweetness, maybe? Maybe a little more Gweneth Paltrow, and a little less Meryl Streep?? Wow, that sounded kinda fruity..
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Male 70
she`s about as sexy as a penis with legs </joke>
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Male 92
ew she shouldtke a tan
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Male 384
Indeed, AlfishKK, I don`t really find her "sexy".
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Male 645
I`d have to agree with that I think.
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Male 510
I agree, she bears much resemblance to barbaro.
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Female 781
She does have a rather horse-like face...
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Male 21,025
Link: Sarah Jessica Parker is Voted Unsexiest Ever? [Rate Link] - She was given the title a 6 months ago, but she`s now addressing it-suspiciously just as her new movie is about to open.
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